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#me: oh no i think im bout to fall in love
dead-set-goat · 2 years
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Nooooo…. Before I get to talking and praising autumn and all that I’ve got to say, I will miss summer and this time more than I usually do… I managed to wear SHORTS and TANK TOPS for the first time ever without dying of ??? the random anxiety of having body hair(that I am not allowed to shave btw)??? Literally don’t know what that was but I used to umm wear long pants and hoodies/full sleeves shirts during summer as well because idk couldn’t stand my body hair, now tho I love it smmm, not only do I find it attractive on others but on me as well HAH. I mean, guess why I’m nonbinary lol. Like yeah, nowadays I do wanna’ present masculine “enough”, I’m a guy, but also sometimes feel like… I’m everything but a guy but not a girl either, like at all (to clarify, I’m amab, call me fake-nonbinary or whatever will you, I never got a certificate of nb approval for my gender). Can’t explain it, don’t care to explain it that much and no one asked for MY thesis on MY gender at 11 AM… TBH, I view gender as a kinda usless and limiting anyway, never been a fan of gender norms and expectations, I’m my own person, my own thing, as is anybody else…
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stop-ur-losing-me · 1 year
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my favorite lovers tropes
academic rivals to lovers (IS SO GOOD, plus when theyre forced to work together)
the "why didn't you answer my letters??" followed by "you wrote me letters???" HEARTWRENCHING
fake dating (enough said)
the 'you need to learn how to dance so im gonna teach you and oh gosh why r we this close?' (honestly one of my all time favs)
the two enemies dancing together at a masquerade dance (yes, just yes)
the screamed love confession during an argument "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU" (best thing ever)
one bed trope (enough said)
the 'i hate everyone but you' couple (yesssss)
one losing their mind if the other is hurt or captured (cough percabeth cough)
the bodyguard/princess trope I REPEAT THE BODYGUARD/PRINCESS TROPE
the 'we were flirting and everyone else knows we were flirting but we're in denial bout it' (this trope)
MUTUAL PINING MUTUAL PINING
additionally, the 'everyone thinks we're dating but we r not/ in denial bout it' (BEST TROPE EVER)
the hero falling for the villain (honestly one of the best ones out there)
lovers to enemies (SO ANGSTY)
there's more i'll add when i can :)
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akumakosuke · 1 month
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I’m outta the hospital and back on my usual horny shit….
I cannot get these thoughts outta my head someone restrain me…
Look, im all for having a ‘fit’ partner.
Hard muscles, tight abs, slim waist, slender body and whatnot but sometimes i just want a big chubby teddy bear of a lover to come home to and use their thicc thighs as pillow.
I’m talkin’ ‘bout fluffy, okay? Stocky, wide hips, tummy pudge, thicc thighs, full chest and an absolute dump truck that i want parked on my fuckin’ face, i don’t give a fuck if they think I wouldn’t be able to breathe or they’re ’too heavy’!
Baby suffocate me! Glory, glory what of a hell of a way to die!
Wrap those thighs around my head, I ain’t a watermelon I ain’t gonna burst so easily!
i say watermelon because with those thighs they could crush one and the way i would sell my soul to be that watermelon.
I want to hear those pretty, little, breathy moans fall from their lips like a river of honey while I devour them like the sweetest treat in the world.
My hands gripping their full ass, moulding the soft flesh like fresh clay.
God, they would be so damn gorgeous it would drive me insane.
I would literally worship the ground they walked on!
I would make sure to make all their insecurities melt away like snow on the first day of spring, making sure they know how much i love them and their body, telling them how cute they are, how perfect they are.
Oh to sink my teeth into their pudgy stomach, leaving indentations of my teeth, marking them as mine.
Watching them squirm and writhe as i trail up their stomach, marking their full chest, wrapping my lips around their nipples, sucking like i could get milk outta them, urg!
Praising them softly while my hands grip their hips as i drill my dick into their tight heat, wrapping around my entire length and squeezing so deliciously, their walls pulsing because we’ve been at it for hours but I just can’t stop because the feeling is so addictive, so warm, so wet, so perfect.
Forcing their knees up to their chest, folding them in half after they said they could do it because their ‘too fat’ or some dumb shit like that, like respectfully shut up there’s no such thing and i refuse to them insult themselves and thing ‘fat’ is a bad thing.
Watching their body ripple as i pound into them like a wild animal because they make me lose control and I can’t help myself! It’s so mesmerising I can’t look away, I don’t want to look away, i would never look away.
Fucking every thought and insecurities outta that pretty little head of theirs if they are insecure which they shouldn’t be because they’re so beautiful, my beautiful, big baby.
AND
Just holding them from behind, wrapping my arms around their waist, delicately trailing my fingers up and down their perfect curves in front of the mirror, my face nuzzled into their neck, peppering small kisses along their soft jawline while whispering how much i love them.
3 a.m snack runs because we’re both hungry after i blew their back out, hands intertwined as they pull me along, grabbing our favourite snacks and drinks. Them still having so much energy when just an hour ago they were panting, begging for a break.
Coming home after a long day and being greeted by the biggest smile, warmest hugs and softest kisses. Cuddling in our room, them laying on their back and me laying on them with my head on their tummy, arms around their waist while they run their hands through my hair.
IN CONCLUSION i just need a chubby lover to hold me like a baby AND fuck like a beast THANK YOU.
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luhsexcbihh · 3 months
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𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘.
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𝖨𝖭 𝖶𝖧𝖨𝖢𝖧- 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍 𝖿𝗅𝗒𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 out on a yacht
𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀- 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗈𝗅𝗈 𝗑 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖿𝖾𝗆!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋
𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌- 𝗌𝖾𝗀𝗀𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖺, 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒, 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄,
𝖲𝗎𝖻!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁!𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍, 𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝖼 𝗌𝖾𝗑 (𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒), 𝗃𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗇𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗅
𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: due to this being my first smut on tumblr this will be short sorry bout ittt😘!
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“𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄!“ you shouted out loud as you hugged onto the taller male. you and matt are now celebrating your 2nd year anniversary. you being the biggest homebody thinking the two of you would’ve just stayed home and napped together but instead he fly you to Dubai.
“of course anything for my pretty girl, you know this ma” he spoke softly into ur neck as you sat on his lap facing him , playing with his brown hair. “boy if you keep talking to me like that ima make you a father.. on my soul” you said with a joking but seductive tone grapping his chin to look up at you. “don’t threaten me with a good time” he whispered smiling looking up at you with low eyes, you guys had intense eye contact, every time you two looked at eachother you fall in love all over again.
Matt had broken the eye contact to pull something out of his black swim trunks, it was in a light blue book with the words “𝐓𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐂𝐨“ written on the box. You gasped as he holds the box infront of your eyes, “oh i’m gonna cry” you chuckle feeling the water fall to your eyes. “don’t cry baby, don’t cry. i want you to know i will never ever ever leave no matter, im gonna marry you someday and that’s a promise” he says with bright smile on his face looking at your eyes pop out of your head.
He took the ring out of the box revealing the beautiful pink jewel dancing on top of the gold rim with words engraved “matt + y/n 4L” in curvise. he slipped the ring onto your ring finger kissing your hand after he puts it on. you sat in shock as matt begans to worry, “baby is you goo-“ he couldn’t finish his sentence before you crashed your lips into his, feels like the most passionate kiss you to have ever shared even though there was many more.
The kiss almost instantly took to turn into hunger, teeth clashing together as your tongue collide. Matt grabbing onto your ass pulling you closer to him slowing grinding onto you. you moan into the kiss as matt moves his way down to your neck leaving love bites all over the place. “mhm matt i need you babyy, hurry up n fuck mee” you whined impatiently. matt knew your body more then you did yourself, your favorite spots, how you are be for you climax, and how impatient you can get.
“be patient baby, i wanna take my time witcho sexy ass” he smirked before picking you up and laying you on a towel on the warm ground as you looked up to the sunny sky. matt slide off your bikini bottoms feeling cold air hit your wet folds. “damn baby i made you this wet? i’m soooo flattered.” he began to get cocky with a sly smirk. “boy shut up and touch me” you said breathing hard with your eyes screwed shut. he let out a chuckle before he spat onto his two fingers before sinking them into you.
“ouhhh 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘬𝘬!” you moaned as he plumped his fingers in and out of ur slit. “you like that baby, huh? look at me” he grabbed your face to make you look at what’s happening. your eyes shot open as you practically drooled at the view of your boyfriend, messy hair, wet lips, along with him with his gold chain.
“mhm i love it, i needa cumm” you whimpered feeling your high approach. “oh then i needa stop, want you creaming on my dick instead” he spoke removing his fingers from you and licking em dry. Your hole began to throb as you felt edged. “matt come onn fuckk mee” began to beg. “stop fucking rushing me” he spoke removing his trunks now slapping his dick onto your clit before sinking into you. you both gasp at the feeling.
Matt had began to fasten his strokes, “fuckk i love this pussy, i love it so so so much” he began to stumble along his words. the way his voice rasped made you wanna unravel off rip. “you’re so deep baby, i can feel you in my tummyy” you grabbed his hand making him feel the budge in your stomach, pushing down on it. matt was high off your body, your pussy, your everything. matt spat on his finger now fiddling with your clit and a rapid speed causing you to gasped out loud making an ugly face.
“i’m gonna cum, i’m cumming!” you tried to clamp your legs shut but he forced them open now drilling into your core.
“𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬“
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𝗪𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘: hope y’all enjoyed. i got lazy at the end but that’s beside the point!! lmk if i should start a tag list and lmk if you wanna be on it.. LOVE YAA💋!
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dwindlinghaze · 10 months
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Hello! Soo I was wondering if I could request a RemusxReader oneshot/blurb with this scenario. Hear me out:
Reader openly talking to the girls about her crush on Remus she as had for years and just being so casual talking about how much she likes him and thinks he's amazing and hot, and how much she loves him (practically me simping for Rem) and she isn't embarrassed cuz she's known Lily and Marlene for years and they're used to talk like that and tease each other kindly (they usually do it to Lily). But they don't know that Remus and the boys are "accidentally" listening to their conversation.
Lmk what you think! Thankyou ly, byebye <3
moon river
(remus lupin x reader)
contents : fluff, the marauders being nosy af and eavesdropping, bad writing and not proofread :(
a/n : hello anon!!! ty so so much for the request and im so so sorry for taking so long in writing it. but hey i am here and im at your service ;) i rly hope u like this and it fulfilled what you asked for ☁️☁️
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"[y/n] are you free tonight? or does loverboy has to take you away before midnight?" marlene said, linking your arms together as you two walked inside the common room.
"yes... why?"
"charms."
"charms?"
"assignment."
"oh-"
"yes."
"charms assignment that you need me to help you with?"
"obviously,"
"ah fine," you eyes slowly averted to the smile of none other that remus lupin. your mind goes fuzzy all of a sudden. he was joking and laughing with james in front of the fireplace. "he looks so happy today," you whispered to yourself, smiling.
"aww, you care about his happiness! just make out already," marlene said, wiggling her thick brows.
"that's one step beyond. not ethical," you shook your head in a mocking manner. "where's lily by the way? is she up here already?"
marlene shrugged as she opened the door to the dormitory, letting the warm air hit both of their faces.
later that night, you were helping marlene out on the charms essay and let's just say... it wasn't going as planned.
"marl, it's not how it is. you have to read the whole thing first then make your own summary about it so professor flitwick won't accuse you of plagiarism."
"but there's too many! why isn't there a charms to shorten paragraphs," she whined like a child on the sidewalk when their moms didn't get ice cream.
"liliana, help me over here. marl doesn't want to read,"
"i doing my eye mask, can't stand up," she reasoned stupidly.
"eye masks stick to your under eyes. yes you can stand up without them falling off. i wish remus was here, he can probably summarise four pages in just two minutes, he's incredibly smart," you closed your little tired eyes.
"if remus was here, he wont be teaching me anything, he would be too busy with you," marlene scoffed, although she is teasing.
"that's right," lily agreed. "remember this morning when [y/n] dropped mashed potatoes on his head? he didn't even blame her! he was blushing."
"also in dada, didn't you see remus was basically mumbling a mantra to be partnered up with [y/n], that's so sweet," marlene continued in a teasing voice, her charms assignment completely tossed of to the side.
you think to yourself, a conversation about remus late at night is way more interesting than charms. so you didn't budge. "aw yea he did, i saw," you cheeks turned crimson as you smile.
"isn't he just so... beautiful? i never look at anyone- except for my barbie dolls when i was five- this way. he is just right in every way."
"mhmmm keep going my love," marlene replied, after noticing a slight crack in the door with the marauders behind it. they were appalled when marlene saw them but marlene stays quiet, sending a wink their way.
at first, they were up here because james wanted to return lily's hair clip in which the boy slyly stole during class for this moment. but the others insisted to go up to see her reaction for some reason.
remus wouldn't complain though. he got to hear what the girl he loves for so much has to say bout him when he's not around.
your back was facing the door with your legs crossed over your chest and you hugging them. "his face may be pretty, but i think his heart is way prettier. for god's sake he holds my hand when i was anxious for that history presentation! he knows my needs so well."
"yes, that's so kind of him," lily urged for you to continue so she can tease you about it the next morning in front of remus lupin.
"and the best part is, remus respects women! he treats me like how i treat the girls and women around me. that's the hottest thing a guy could ever do," you dazed out, burying your face in between your kneecaps.
"ugh we love a respectful king, don't we girls!" marlene said purposely loud so remus can hear the conversation wide and clear from the door. his eyes were basically making heart eyes at the back of your head, his smile is like he had just won a contest and to hide that would be so dishonest.
"i told you to get her on a date sooner, she is the one!" sirius nudged remus rather harshly, but he was too focused on you.
"but what i don't like about him is the fact that he thinks he's not worthy of anything. he is. he deserves the biggest apology and happiness there ever was. he is like a moon river. i would roll my ship at night just to see the sparkles that he got. my huckleberry friend."
"isn't that enough to confirm that [y/n] loves you back, remus?" marlene shouted, her vision straight to the door.
your eyes widened in panic as your blood rushed into your cheeks. was remus hearing all of this? oh no freaking way- he can't be!
the door swung open, revealing the marauders who were standing with their jaws on the floor.
"i'm going out," lily spoke up, slipping out the door with james running after her like a lost puppy.
"you better do something," marlene winked at remus as she pushed him inside the room. remus nodded numbly, processing on what just happened. marlene was already dragging sirius down to give their friends privacy.
"hey, can i come in?"
"gosh i'm so sorry you heard all of that! you don't understand how embarrassing it is for me right now. i wish to disappear!" you scrunched your face, mortified by what his reactions may be.
"listen, uh, what you said were- it really makes me happy that you think of me that way because... so do i! i've been scared to say anything because i just- wasn't sure if you like me that way or not..."
"well, you heard it... what am i going to do now," you whispered the last part under your breath.
lucky for remus, he's got super hearing powers due to his lycanthropy so he heard that as clear as the sky is blue. "we can do what girlfriend and boyfriend do," remus answered shyly, playing with the end of your blanket that dropped from your bed.
"excuse me ma'am, you haven't asked me for dinner yet and now we're girlfriend and boyfriend?" you said in a joking manner to ease the tension out.
"okay let's do baby steps. come here, m'love, want to hold my girl," he opened his arms with his eyes closed. does he even know how cute he is right now?
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sanzuballs · 8 months
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what’re you thinkin’ about baby? || geto suguru
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short FLUFFY (mostly) dabble! fem reader, silly boyfriend suguru, morning freakiness, nsfw (mdni) , teasing, thoughts abt sex and stuff
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I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!! WITH JJK BRAINROT!!!! LOVE U GUYS ENJOY
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the morning was always enjoyable when you could simply rest your head ontop of your boyfriend’s chest. but as you listened to his heartbeat and felt the rise and fall of his chest, your head wanders somewhere else while he just scrolls through his phone.
last night, gojo and shoko had come over to have dinner. after the dinner, you all sat at the couch just to drink and talk. you sat on a seat by shoko and your handsome boyfriend was infront of you. as he agrued with gojo about who knows what, you notice how truly breathtaking suguru is. he was in a manspread position with one arm hooked the the top of the couch, with his drink in the other hand. you noticed his sharp jawline, silky hair, and the smoothness of his voice.
you were mesmerized by him. and in that very moment you wanted nothing more but sit inbetween those ridiculously widespread legs and suck him dry.
but of course, you two went to bed, too tired to do anything. but now its the morning and all you can think about as you stare into space on your boyfriend’s chest is sucking his dick.
“what’re you thinking about baby?” suguru asks with a raspy voice and he looks down at you with a grin. you were startled, did he read your mind?
“suguru, how did you. nevermind….. im thinking about.. nothing!” you sputter and slowly rise off his chest.
“okay pretty, whatever you say,” he chuckles. he looks at you again and now youre blushing, hard. “oh c’mom you little liar tell me.” he pokes at your cheeks.
“no. suguru im tired and i… just-“
“fine baby, suit yourself.” suguru throws his arms that were wrapped around you behind his head, flexing his muscles while stretching.
“i was thinking about how much i wanted to suck you off last night.” you say looking and admiring your boyfriend.
suguru just laughs, deep and breathy.
“thats what you were thinking ‘bout? thats what goes on in that pretty little head if yours?” he can barely make out the sentence.
“oh shut up, this is why i didnt want to tell you!!” you cover your face with the comforter.
“you can always just do it now.” suguru playfully suggests.
“no. i said ‘last night’. get out of my bed suguru.” you say as the comforter muffled your voice.
“you’re precious.” suguru laughs.
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rodolfoparras · 7 months
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So my mom and I were talking bout dad bods and how we think they're better than muscles. Dont get me wrong ya boy loves a muscular man. But resting on them wouldn't be as comfy. But Dad bods 🤭. They're so soft and warm! So if you will, imagine! Price and you just cuddling after a long mission. He's so comfy! Big soft stomach, the man boobs!!!!! Oh the man boobs!!! The soft body hair! God it's be so nice 😍
Lord I need price with a dad bod sprawled out on the bed lounging around in nothing but boxers, maybe laying and reading a book bc it helps him take his mind of things or maybe he has some niche interest he likes to keep his mind busy like idk learning about different type of birds and he spends hours just indulged in it when he’s on leave
So imagine coming home after a long day of work or uni and seeing him with glasses perched on his nose, sheets pulled up to his waist looking all cozy and soft immediately opening his arms for you when he sees you and pulling you in such a tight embrace you know those head kisses that are so firm and full of reassurance and love he’d plant one on you ask how your day has been let you cuddle up next to him and look at whatever he’s doing
Is your body aching? He’s more than willing to massage you, soft thighs bracketing you in as you lay sprawled out on your stomach, calloused hands dragging along the length of your back, randomly planting kisses here and there feeling coarse mustache hair as he kisses you while he hums a tune, asking about ur day while drawing figures onto your back
This whole thing would end with you softly making out or even with you falling asleep with him cuddling up next to you because there’s no way in hell he’s stirring u awake when u look so cozy and the last thing he whisper is goodnight love as he too drifts off to sleep
You cant see it but im in tears
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vargskelegore · 1 year
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heyy im here with a request for shuri ^__^ how do you think being roommates with her would work? id love to see slow burn, angst, maybe a lil jealousy (nsfw maybe?), and fluff <3 thank you!
oh my god i think it’d be all over the place??? theres a lot of things that could happen, so here is what i think. (also.. all of this is fluff-- with implied sexual stuff. also black reader. forever and always.) this is also illiterate headcanons, meaning it’s not written in the way i write my fics with bulletpoints, its just thoughts i have and i write them down.
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literally the reason why you don’t have shuri as your roommate in any of my fics is BECAUSE it would be so dramatic.
i like to think it’s a dream in theory but like pair that with all the other shit, and it would be a bit of a shit show. but in a good way. kinda.
y’all spend so much time decorating the dorm room tbh. lots of records that you and shuri picked up at the local mom & pop record shop.
i also like to think that shuri designed some stupid app for y’all to use to alert each other on dorm room things.
it’s nothing big to her, but to you it means a lot bc it shows she cares about how you two function as roommates.
basically a whole honeymoon phase when you two are first becoming roommates because y’all were already friends
but of course,,,, that kinda ends.
you two had a routine of who did what in terms of “chores”
usually shuri washed your clothes for you. you genuinely never asked her to do it, but she always did it because she was sweet like that.
for her, you would clean up the room.
it’s a healthy balance, and considering y’all are friends, it’s not awkward at all.
you two also eat lunch and dinner together all the time, and usually one of you pays for lunch, the other pays for dinner.
this only became a thing because you hated shuri paying for meals all the time, and so she thought it’d be a better idea for there to be equal playing.
so yeah, y’all live in peace and harmony for a while!
until she’s starting to get comfortable around other people on campus
you can’t blame her bc you literally were the one to give her advice on feeling comfortable around everyone
and since she’s known for being a princess, it’s expected to get attention from people.
but she definitely starts enjoying this attention
don’t get me wrong, she’s humble
but now she’s comfortable with... other girls.
you weren’t worried about guys, honestly.
guys were like. always shut down by her to begin with
or they just saw her as “one of the boys” (a cringe term, but a truthful one)
but because shuri was incredibly attractive, carried herself in a masculine way but knew how to be respectful to women because she is one
all of the girls are falling head over heels for her.
shuri is lowkey oblivious to this too.
like, one time you had dinner alone, some cheap chinese food on fry street or whatever,
you had told shuri but she didn’t even respond. kinda hurt too because y’all loved getting chinese food from this spot on friday nights.
so you’re back at the dorm, probably watching pose on your bed (it’s a very angsty show.. makes sense on why you would watch it.)
eating the chinese food.
and here comes shuri coming back into your dorm with a girl.
yes, you heard me,
a mfkn girl.
now y’all aren’t officially together so you couldn’t say shit but at the same time it’s like, mf you always text me back whenever i tell you plans????? why didn’t you do it this time???
she’s looking at you like ‘oh shit’
and you’re like
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“yeah u done goofed, alright.”
and this girl she done brought to y’alls dorm is talkin bout some
“uh.. you didn’t tell me your roommate would be here.. your roommate is a majorette?”
so now this girl has a bone to pick with you as a majorette??? girl huh???
“uh, yeah. i hope that’s not a problem.. i just thought we could watch a movie or something.” shuri is freaking out like craaazy in her head
“..nah, that’s cool. text me later, shuri.” before you know it, that girl was GONE.
the silence between you and shuri is mad awkward now
literally you gotta be the first one to speak
“my text message wasn’t good enough to reply to?” your tone? bitter as hell.
shuri is cringing now bc she KNEW you were gonna bring that up.
“i swear my phone died. i was at a party.” oh shes going to PARTIES without YOU, now???? psh thats CRAZY
because you’re known for usually going to a house party but this time you wanted to chill at the dorm.
“a party, huh? you didn’t ask if i was gonna go?”
“you usually go, so i didn’t think to ask.”
“so now you just assuming?”
the way you two are responding to each other so quickly now is unreal. that’s how you know some shit is going down.
“i don’t see why it matters so much, i want to experience college life too.”
dammit, she has a point.
all you can do is stare at her.
“look, i’m here now, we can just watch whatever-”
“nah, too late now. i’m going to bed.” petty ass reader, you. you want her to KNOW you’re heartbroken 😭
shuri isn’t budging anymore. she can clearly see you don’t want to engage in conversation anymore.
you turn your laptop off, and don’t even bother plugging it in because you’re just so mad.
you turn off that lamp on your side of the room, and you pull them covers over you mad hard and turn around so she can’t see you.
mind you, she’s watching you do all of this.
it’s about twenty minutes of silence. you’re awake during all of this.
now theres some extra weight on your bed.
can you guess what it is?
hint, it’s shuri climbing into your bed to come cuddle you.
“look, i know i fucked up. usually i don’t mess up and not respond like this. i guess i’m just desperate to fit in, especially since this culture is so much different than mine. i want to experience it.” shes whispering in your ear now.
she stops talking for a moment to see if you’ll say anything, but you stay silent to keep pretending that you’re asleep. you can hear her lightly breathing, and god, does it send shivers down your spine.
“i guess i screwed over the person who showed me all of this stuff in the first place. i enjoy being roommates with you, your company is amazing and i wouldn’t want it any other way.”
you hear her stop for a moment, and her breathing stops with it. now she’s choosing her next words carefully.
“i know you’re awake. you don’t have to say anything, but just know, i really appreciate you.”
smooch.
this girl fr kissed your cheek.
now you can sleep in peace.
...
do you see why being roommates with her would be absolutely dramatic, now?
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dwntwn-strnlo · 7 months
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WHEN I
ⅰ. 𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑
❝ᵐᵃᵗᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵘʳᵏⁱⁿᵍ❞
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↳ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵃˡ ᵐᵉᵈⁱᵃ, ⁱᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
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🄽🄾🅆 🄿🄻🄰🅈🄸🄽🄶 . . .
❝i've been thinkin 'bout you . . .
. . . do you think about me still?❞
ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴ ʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ - 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈.
chapter one
❝𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑❞
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veraaaprince summer 🫡😋
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nicolassturniolo OKAYYYYY
↳ veraaaprince WOOOOOOOOOOO
username ate
username did you fall off the door
↳ matthew.sturniolo yeah and she died
.   ↳ veraaaprince fuck you
.      ↳ matthew.sturniolo i can still hear her annoying little voice sometimes
macsimpson she screamed the whole ride and everything
↳ veraaaprince ok.
↳ christophersturniolo wasnt it a kiddie ride too?
.   ↳ matthew.sturniolo probably shes a little scaredy bitch
.       ↳ veraaaprince yall suck
madifilipwicz PRETTYYY
nathandoe8 the popcorn 😕
↳ username i wouldve cried
.   ↳ trinity_west @christophersturniolo cried like a litttle babyyyyy
.       ↳ matthew.sturniolo its true he did
.       ↳ christophersturniolo what the fuck
username i need friends like this
↳ username real
jennnnyfoster mother
↳ veraaaprince mother
username matt replying to everyones comments but not making his own smh
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↳ ⁱᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
vera ; prince 🕺
matt ; matty ratty 🐀
chris ; kristof 🦌
nick ; nick jr 📺
trinity ; trinny winny 😋
jenny ; jenn city 🌆
mac ; cheesy 🫶🧀
11:27 pm !
prince 🕺
matt stop fucking lurking
jenn city 🌆
seriously
like what you doin bud 😭
matty ratty 🐀
Dont call me bud
and im not
kristof 🦌
then what are you doing
matty ratty 🐀
Commenting like the rest of you?
prince 🕺
mm i dont think so ☝️
nick jr 📺
matt.
matty ratty 🐀
Nick.
nick jr 📺
shhhh
trinny winny 😋
can i change his name
pls
pelase
please
cheesy 🫶🧀
literally why
kristof 🦌
no
kristof 🦌 changed matty ratty 🐀 to lurker 🥷
lurker 🥷
Chris I fucking hate you
prince 🕺
LMFAO
trinny winny 😋
what the fuck.
kristof 🦌
maybe be faster next time idk????
jenn city 🌆
i love this
lurker 🥷
Love what
jenn city 🌆
bullying you
loved by nick jr 📺
lurker 🥷 left the chat!
cheesy 🫶🧀 added lurker 🥷 to the chat!
cheesy 🫶🧀
stop being a fucking pussy matthew
emphasized by kristof 🦌 and jenn city 🌆
prince 🕺
oh boy
trinny winny 😋
woah there 😧
nick jr 📺
calm urself 
lurker 🥷
Someone pls change my name back 🙏
kristof 🦌
NO 🙅‍♂️🔕👎❌
trinny winny 😋
we'll do it if you turn off your goddamn caps
lurker 🥷
Uhm
No
prince 🕺
matt PLEASE
turn off your caps
lurker 🥷
get out of here vera
cheesy 🫶🧀
HE TURNED THEM OFF
nick jr 📺
oh my
jenn city 🌆
whipped 🤨
lurker 🥷
excuse me?
jenn city 🌆
you heard me
trinny winny 😋 changed lurker 🥷tomatty ratty 🐀
matty ratty 🐀
thanks ig 
kristof 🦌
literally get over urself kid
prince 🕺
thats crazy
trinny winny 😋
ok im done omfg
im going to bed
matty ratty 🐀
me too
nick jr 📺
yeah get outta here
cheesy 🫶🧀
oh boy
read 12:01 am !
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A/N
oh boy
idk how i feel abt this but
irl chapter next!
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kindestofkings · 6 months
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when i meet the band they ask, "do you have a man?" i can still say, "i don't remember"
matty healy x reader
face claim: amelia dimoldenberg
childhood friends, reader and matty healy have been the ultimate power couple, with his success with the 1975 and her increasingly popular online series. unfortunately, things don't always stay perfect forever...
authors note: this took me FOREVER but she's my baby and I hope you enjoy!! Absolutely no hate to gabrietta shes seems really cool, but i needed the drama lol
yourusername and chickenshopdate
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chickenshopdate when will they get it!! my quest for love is still ongoing. TWO more dates lined up for this season, lets hope I don't get ghosted xx
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yourusername mwhahah you guys are gonna love them!!
1975fan1 oh my god please please have matty on we've been so patient 1975fan2 fr i need to see more of my parasocial parents yourusername dont think I know a matty ?? is he the one who sings about chocolate?
trumanblack well fit xx
yourusername stranger danger !! 1975fan2 hahah you'd swear they haven't been dating for like 5 years 1975fan3 AND friends for like 7 years before that
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chickenshopdate No crashing here, just crushing. 😏 My date with @charli_xcx is out on Friday!💕
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fan1 holy shit this is my roman empire
yourusername watch out @bedfordanes75 imma bout to steal your girl xxx
bedfordanes75 two can play at that game hun xx charli_xcx guys please theres enough of me to go around trumanblack and me yourusername @trumanblack sorry who brought you into the conversation?? trumanblack love it when you're mean to me x rass75 AH my eyes
1975fan1 damn they're both so hot, i fear the boys of the 1975 have rizz...
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yourusername sadly Miss XCX wasn't the one for me, or i wasn't the one for her whatever blahblahblah
im giving love one last try next week before i give up and let my mum set me up!
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1975fan1 omg matty liked this post maybe he's the last date?
1975fan2 me when im delusional xx 1975fan3 you do know they're going out years? he likes all her posts babe x
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chickenshopdate it's the one you've all been waiting for.. my date with @trumanblack @the1975 is out THIS Friday!
keep the hopes low guys he can't be funny in his first language let alone a foreign one xx
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1975fan1 OH MY GOD i was right this is everything
rass75 you picked the wrong band member love
yourusername if you weren't too busy being cool and mysterious, it could've been us falling in love over chicken nuggets xx trumanblack oi rass75 back off
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yourusername just broke the internet so i think i'm good to hardlaunch my current placeholder @trumanblack x
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trumanblack babe you look so cool
yourusername BAHAHA did you quote your own lyrics to me?? thats an ick I might have to rethink this placeholder thing, rass75 are you free? trumanblack stop tryna replace me, hurts my feelings
trumanblack posted on their story!
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-go watch me be fit and cool on a date
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1975fan_base in honour of @trumanblack and @yourusername's groundbreaking date i thought we should all love on the old pics of the two and the guys from her old insta!
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1975fan1 parents literally my parents
1975fan2 so so cute they've been together so long !
1975fan_base ikr!! they make me believe in love
1975fan3 shes doing gods work giving us those photos
yourusername 💕💕
1975fan_base ahhh omg HI!!
yourusername posted on their story!
trumanblack reposted onto their story!
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bedfordanes75 cant ruin what was never there in the first place 1975fan1 IM SO OBSESSED WITH YOU TWO AHH
four weeks later
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tmz SPOTTED !! the 1975's frontman matty healy was seen out on a loved up walk around NYC today with gabriette, despite him and his long term girlfriend being seen together just over a month ago. Do we think the previous couple had broken it off already or is the singer adding cheater to his name?
let us know what you think down below!!
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1975fan1 oh my fucking god men I cant
1975fan2 nooo I hope he and yourusername broke it off before this, shes too good for this shit!
1975fan1 doesnt even matter its very quick to already be in a relationship after ending one that lasted like 5 years...
1975fan3 this afternoon?? tmz you guys are disgusting putting this up, what if yourusername finds out through this!!
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1975fan_base guys i cant be delusional anymore yourusername just unfollowed matty and all the boys 💔💔
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1975fan1 noo I cant stop thinking she found out through tmz, hard day to be a 1975 fan....
1975fan2 how can he cheat on the girl who he wrote when we are together and about you for !!
1975fan_base genuinely makes no sense men are TRASH
1975fan3 feel like you guys should've seen this coming he's written so many songs about cheating on his girlfriend
1975fan2 literally no one asked!!
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yourusername oh hi! hope you've missed me? let's play 2 truths and 1 lie: it's awards season, i'm fit as fuck and men are trash.
fans of chickenshopdate don't fret we'll be back with another season soon! it's time to level up on english singers, im looking at you @harrystyles xxx
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yourusername god 1'm so bad at games there's 3 truths there isn't there?
fan 1 AHAHAH you are so iconic, gone for three months and you come back with this fan2 make him payyyy
florencepugh the real queen of england right here!
yourusername 💕💕
harrystyles i'm a pescatarian so what about just a regular date love x
fan 1 oh she's such a girlboss I hope ratty healy regrets every decision he's ever made!
bedfordanes75 gonna smash it! call one of us back when you get the chance <3
(liked by rass75,1975adam and charlie_xcx) fan3 eek the fallout of a couple in the same friend group right there
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rottenblur · 8 months
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My modern romeo | J.MILLER
starcrossed lovers
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Summary: Growing up forced into the WLF organization for survival, life was boring. Secretly trading with a rival group, the people from jackson, something goes wrong. Nothing lethal like your group finding out youre trading with sworn enemies, letal like falling deeply in love with joel miller.
WARNINGS: fluff, strangers to starcrossed lovers, smut in later chapters, age gap, reader 23, joel 40’s mentions of death jokingly, angst in later chapters, fluffiest shit I’ve ever wrote
Sneaking out of wolves base was scary, dangerous. Yet it was a commute you made every Friday without fail. You’d made a promise one year ago with a broad scary man, you’d trade with him every Friday apon request on things the wolves had, and jackson didn’t.
You’d come across him on a late night walk to go stargazing, he was out for way more important reasons, coming home from a supply run.
“You know. Theres a whole apocalypse out here, ‘nd here you are fucking stargazing.”
You sat up clutching your pistol, pointing it at him. Your back damp from the wet grass you were just laying on. He doesn’t say anything more, just holding his hands up in defence. “Didn’t mean to scare you sweetheart, just surprised to be honest.”
You put your pistol back in its holster, hanging on your hip. You trusted him, you trusted too easily, especially in this world. The words of your parents telling you to shoot him, that you can’t trust anyone ringing through your eyes, yet you ignore it.
He seemed nice though. Who would just stare at someone so vulnerable, if he wanted to kill you he would have. “I guess its my only happiness, the world is shit yet the stars still shine so beautifully.” You said leaning back on your elbows, looking at him the only light being the moon.
He smirks, or you think, hard to tell, too dark out. “ya mind if i join you?” You shake your head, he lays his backpack and shotgun down, stepping towards you. You can see him clearer now.
Hes aged, at least forty. His hair is scattered with grey strands, he had soft brown eyes, wrinkles around the edges. Facial hair, to match with his hair, his knees cracked when he kneeled next to you. A tan jacket stretched around his wide shoulders, fairly worn.
He laid down about a foot away from you, a comfortable distance for a stranger you just met. He tucked his arms to cushion his head from the wet grass.
“What’s that accent? Not from around here, i’m guessing.” You said gazing to the stars.
He looked over at you, then back to the stars, laughing before replying.
“You apocalypse babies, know nothing ‘bout the real world but to shoot. You’re right it’s texan, ’m from texas”
You frown “Hey! We arent all like that, maybe the ones born later, but i was born at the start you old fuck.”
He gasps pretending to be offended. “So you in a group? Too pretty to be on your own.” He points to your freshly washed clothes.
You smile at the compliment. “Unfortunately, if I got caught sneaking out i’m sure i’d be hung.”
You look over at him “what group are you from? I don’t believe in all that enemy bullshit, don’t be scared.”
He laughs. “As if you’d be able to kill me anyways, jackson.”
Fuck.
“Oh.” Is all you reply with, If the wolves found out you were hanging out with someone from jackson, you’re sure they wouldn’t even give you the pleasure of a quick death.
“What?” He looks at you.
“Im a fucking wolf.” You pinch your nose bridge with frustration.
He sits up shocked. “Yeah right pretty, little thing like you, is a WLF.”
You don’t say anything, the silence makes him believe you. “Fuck you’re serious.”
“Its my parents fault, not like I chose it. Whats it like in jackson?” You try to calm the conversation, the building friendship.
“It’s nice, its like the world before. Fucking Christmas lights and a bar.” He turns to face you.
You smile. “Really? A bar? That’s luxury.”
He smiles back. “I ‘suppose, you even old enough to be in a bar?”
You groan. “Fuck you! Im twenty three. Not like its your business- uhh what’s your name, i didn’t ask.”
He lets out a yawn, it was late maybe you were keeping him from his soft warm bed. You started imagining him shirt off, cuddled up in a blanket, mouth open, snoring away. Oh god i need to stop you think.
“Joel, Joel miller. Not that last names really matter anymore.”
You smile, it had a nice ring to it, you tell him your name and follow up with. “Okay Mister Miller, i have to ask what don’t have in your luxurious place of jackson.”
He lays back down staring at the stars as he thinks. “Books. There’s not alot of books, theres this book i was dying to read pre apocalypse and i never got ‘round to it, practically my biggest regret”
You giggle. “Must be a good book to stress that much over it, what book?”
“Crime and punishment, its a Russian novel, a classic i guess” He looks at you.
You sit up. “NO SHIT. I have that book at home, i could give it to you, if its truly your biggest regret”
He smiled bigger than before. “You sure? You’re not reading it? What don’t those wolves have?”
You shake your head. “Read it about a million times, it’s good. Those fluffy woollen socks, they aren’t much of knitters i guess.”
He smiles “It’s a trade then, got a shit ton at home. Meet on friday?”
You nod. “See you then. Shit, im out way later then usual, i gotta go. Can’t get caught or you might never get that book, Miller” You frown, get up and brush the grass off your jeans, walk to joel and shake his hand.
He accepts it, his rough tanned hand engulfs yours. His hand is big, over average you think, veins litter the top of it stretching up his arm.
Walking home you couldnt shake the smile off your face, you met someone new. Someone nice, someone handsome.
You plop on your bed, grab the most desired book by him. Flip to the first page and with a pen you scribble. “Hope it lives up to your expectations, from your dearest.” Adding the finishing touch, a star.
All you dreamt of that night was Joel’s face with the cast of moon light.
When friday arrived you counted down the minutes till four. Same time as your first meeting, you exchanged your trades.
It couldnt just stop at that, no. You talked about anything and everything, ending with your next trade items for the next Friday.
Thats how Friday became your favourite day. Joel’s day.
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AN: this is 100% inspired by Romeo and Juliet
This is mostly a prologue, how reader and joel met next chapter will be them completely known to eachother, reader so god damn in love with him.. maybe he feels the same. This was short as it is just a prologue. Check out my other works of joel and javi on my master list.
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mikalame · 10 months
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tom kaulitz x flight attendant
“i cant believe your actually making me do this" i groan bill is making us go into the air again, last time i got so air sick i threw up in my hat cause the flight attendant couldn't get there quick enough. I think ill die of embarrassment if i see her again she was way to pretty to be doing that she should have been a model or something not someone rushing to get a bucket cause i couldn't hold my food down. “TOM!” bill shouts in my ear “ i smack him in the shoulder “quick screaming in my ear that shit hurts ugh”  “you thinking bout that girl again it would be so funny if she was the one to serve us again” georg snickers they all know that shes been on my mind for ages now i just hoped me meet somewhere better and not like how it did.
Well fuck me after getting pushed from behind by some lady for 5 minutes we finally sit down i thank bill for getting me an aisle seat so it would be quick for me to get up and run to the bathroom. “After 30 minutes the food should come out wake me up then mmk” georg says before putting on his eye mask and falling asleep we pass time by seeing how many skittles we can through into his mouth.
I dont hear the rattle of the cart getting pushed through the row of people as i have my head phones when it finally comes up to us i see that gustav has woken georg up and both of them are quitely laughing to themselves i look up and see its that girl agian i feel heat rise to my cheeks my vision becomes blurry and feel the breakfast coming up. I try and hold it in until shes gone but as soon as she left i shot up and bolted down the aisle. Around five minutes later i unlock the door i see her standing there holding a bottle water “um thought you might need this to um yk was down the vomit taste or something” she laughs akwardly handing me the bottle “Omg look im so sorry for last time like i was and still am so embarrased bout like throwing up and stuff and like right now ig aswell” i blush hiding my face after i drink the water “Oh no its okay i didnt mind really air sickness is more common than you think” she jokes i laugh a bit aswell. “um do you think maybe we could hangout or something like when your free oh well ig youd have to fly back after this but um...” i trail off thinking my idea was stupid and silly “no i would love to you seem real nice and sweet um do you have a phone on you i can give you my number” she says. I whip out my phone as she types the number in “well thanks umm...” “oh ___ and what your name Mr. Air sickness” “Tom, tom kaulitz i look forward to our date ___” i say while walking away feeling ten time better 
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roughdaysandart · 3 days
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CH 19 note/sketch-taking and sensory-progression arc of Din
thought id do a cooking-segment in chapter 10, but upon re-reading furthur i think it fits best here in chapter 19 pt 1.
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ALSO I WANNA LET ANYONE INTERESTED KNOW BC I FORGET IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS IF I DONT SHARE IT ONLINE BECAUSE I CANT SPEAK BOUT THIS SHIT IRL. (also not worried about giving afcr spoilers, those chapters are months if not years away and thisll get buried so only the early people will know lol i dont mind.)
In the abcr edits, im trying to make an emphasis on Din regaining or re-appreciating the five senses through having Sweet Girl in his life.
Im running with @no-droids' 'backstory drabble' headcannon of Din secretly hating taking off the helmet because he loved the outside experiecne too much and feared straying from the Way etc.
But of course, he cant help it after she enters his life because 'SHE MAKES HIM WANT TO KNOW MORE'  😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
-----mini breakdown for those who are curious!---
obviously all chapters from the begining explore the skin to skin touch-experience, but i want more. i want him to feel more things with his bare hands trhough her: Much of M's observance and experiences with of SG in all chapters and prolougues will be of her taking the time to feel new things around her and share it with him. Din's lack of senseitivity trhough the armor and gloves and helmet will be explored and change as he stops to feel things more, or at least recalls how he used to (prolougue pt 6 -helmet hate hist)
sight will be explored as a general and consistent arc, mostly in observing SG's curiousity of new things in comparison to Din's prolougue part 6,
taste and smell will be hinted at in eraly chapters, but wont make any significant progress until chapter 10 around the campfire, and will have its most singificant progression in chapter 19 pt 1, where she teaches or shows him how to cook something, letting him take time to smell and taste the distrinctness of each inggredient, then how they comlpiment eachother in the meal.
hearing will be concentrated around him falling in love with her voice (yes she can sing sweetly to, I may or may not wink wink drop self-made dubs for those segments when they come out, as ) after not being particularly aquianted or intersted with music in general as a consequence of ...you know...being a mandalorian and a ard-ass. It'll reach its peak/reveal at chapter 11-pt 3, and be much more exhibited in the rest of the story as they become even closer (yesssssss i may have her sing/hum over the comm during the chase arc, maybeeeee to put the restless kid to sleep or because Din just misses and loves her sweet voice that much OH FUCK THATS GONNA MAKE ME CRY)
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im very excited to incorporate this aspect of the backstory drabble into the abridged for christian roomates rd comic! i feel like itll show how he changes trhough meeting her more intenseley, and how he regains that while still being able to wear the armor. like...re-learning to appreciate and love and know the physichal world and nature and being human instead of shutting it out all together/running it over/ignoring it under the armor. Thisll all make more sense when the 6th prolougue comes out, as itll show how a variety of Din's habits changed as he grew older.
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kolektsiakomah · 7 months
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FIONNA N CAKE RANT spoilers ensue
can i just say how wonderful this was . im dying im dead im flying out the window . enemies and lovers bubbline ¿¿¿ sign me the fuck up . marcy was so beautiful in vampireworld . every 1 of her outfits was magnificent and . i just love her ¿¿¿ evil bisexual goth w a pretty laugh what more could you EVER want . shes literally a princess im all for it . also i agree w cake the vampire king is kinda hot . BONNIE THOUGH ⁉️⁉️ W A BADASS HAIRCUT and huntress wizard and martin oh my god . MARTIN WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL MARTIN OFF god fucking damnit 😭😭😭 this wlw mlm different universes parallels had me at the edge of my seat the falling scene and gumlee running away ............. amazing . god i love it . gumlee have known each other for 3 days if im not mistaken and yea maybe the development was a little fast but holy shit im not complaining ¡ who am i to forbid them from kissing in the elevator after running away from marshalls evil mom
fionna and cake tho ¿ the way their friendship persists even thru all these horrors theyve witnessed makes me warm inside. they are so besties forever and truly no amount of fionna messing up and cake getting arrogant will ever change that ♡♡♡ i was so worried for fionna this time tho =<:((( this poor girl. all her dreams abt adventures and heroism are being crushed before her very eyes. when she ran out of the lab crying my stomach turned she was so relatable for that. i really hope she gains some confidence in herself fionna deserves the world <333 THE PETRIGROF JUICE OH MY LORD. THEY MET AT A NERDY CONFERENCE AND SHE AGREED TO GO ON AN EXPEDITION W/ SIMON AND SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIM. SHE DROPPED EVERYTHING JUST TO HANG OJT W/ THIS MAN. THE LETTER. THE I WANT YOU TO BE BY MY SIDE. THE FIREFLIES. THE SONG. THE NOSTALGIA THE WAY SIMONS FACE LIGHTS UP WHEM SHES TALKING ABT BETTY. imma die
orbo being voiced by dave mccormack is the best thing ever id recognize that voice ANYWHERE 😭😭 also this was a delight seeing scarab again hes so silly. ive seen ship art of them and prismo on tiktok and their shipname is prohibited wish <333 idk bout you guys but im so on it prismo x scarab for the win ¡¡¡ also when orbo was talking abt 'THE boss' who did he mean. god ¿ like The God who made the whole place ¿ anyway i really want to see them. we probably wont get this chance tho but still
was so good to see bmo <333 this lil puter will always live in my heart. thank you for your sacrifice little 1 ♡ i get so sad thinking abt how they were living all alone in this desolate place w/ only jerry to talk to. and we dont even know if jerry ever spoke to him ¡ goddamit i hope every version of bmo goes someplace sunny and calm
lich was so fucking creepy ¿¿¿ jesus fuck i felt genuine fear when he spoke. 'cease.' WHOSE FUCKING SCARY DOG IS THAT. goddamn hes just as scary as he was before.....ALSP BETTY. BETTY BETTY GROF MOMENT. AT THE VERY END. she wished to keep simon safe. AND ITS WORKING. WHAT THE FUUUUCK IM SO HYPED THIS WAS SUCH A RIDE
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emo-gremlin · 7 months
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MFN as vines because Norman needs a hug
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Gordon: Life was Starting to make sense but then there was a fucking jar of rice as the bus stop for some reason
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Junebug: Sleep? I dun' know 'bout sleep! It's summertime!
Ricky: YOU BETTER GO TO BED
Junebug: aw he caught me
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Lenard: an avocado! Thanks!
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Junebug: Hey I'm lesbian
Norman: I thought you were American
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Gordon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Neighborhood: why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
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Gordon: hey how y'all-
Doggos: *attack him*
Gordon: AAAAA! GET YO FUCKIN DOGS BITCH!
Ricky: they don't bite
Gordon: YES THEY DO GET YO-
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Ricky: go ahead and introduce yourself
Lenard: my name is Lenard with a 'b' and I've bee-
Gordon: stop stop stop, where?
Lenard: hm?
Gordon: where's the b?
Lenard: THERE'S A BEE?!
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*Gordon walks up to Norman*
Norman: Daddy?
Gordon: DO I LOOK LIKE-
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Amalgapuppet: YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE?!
Gordon: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
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Ricky: you ever wanna talk about your emotions Gordon?
Gordon: no
Norman: I do
Ricky: I know Norman
Norman: I'm sad
Ricky: I know
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George: come to think of it, Lillianna I'm fine I don't need to go to the hospital
Fritz: and what seems to be the problem?
George: o.0 *doki doki*
George: My heart purple, my leg inside out and-
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Gordon: Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?
Craig: aren't you a little old to be alive?
Gordon: you little-
Craig: *smacks him with a lemon*
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Tax: YOU GOTTA START TAKING THE THUG LIFE MORE SERIOUS!
*ice cream truck goes by*
Tax and UF Fritz: ICE CREAM!!!
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Norman: you know the sky changes color based on how I'm feeling
Scarlet: the sky is blue everyday
Norman: exactly
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Scarlet: people say I can't do what I love without college
Scarlet: I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger
*Cue Gordon finding it in one of the closets*
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Norman: *to Gordon* you are my dad, you're my dad~ boogie woogie woogie
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Norman: Hey Lenard! Let's play football!
Lenard: but Norman, I don't know how-
Norman: *chucks the football in Lenard's face* FOOTBALL
Lenard: *falls to the ground where upon Norman starts beating him to near death*
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Ricky: hi can I help you?
Noir: no 🖤
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Gordon: *stares at a taped up Norman*
Gordon: *carrying said Norman into work the next day* LOOK WHAT I GOT
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Unfriendly Lilianna: the world is burning...let's masterbate
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Noir: I can't talk right now. I'm making PISS! *aggressively drinks water to 'Animal I have become'*
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Scarlet: yo mama!
Tax: *puts the tip of his hook under furs neck*
Scarlet: oh my God I am so sorry
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Ricky: *crawling as fast as he can* THEY'RE COMING! LOCK THE DOORS!
Unfriendly Neighbors: *stampeding through the studio behind him with various weapons and lit torches*
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Gordon: *wakes up from nap*
Ricky: *on the pillow beside him* hi!
Gordon: *falls off bed* HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
Ricky: I used a hammer!
Gordon: what do you mean you used a hammer?
Ricky: I broke your door down!
Gordon: YOU BROKE MY DOOR DOWN?!
Ricky: I love you
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Craig: *leaving a message on Noir's voicemail* hey babe, it's me. I'm just wondering if you're OK, because if you are YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE
Ocs used: Fritz, Unfriendly Fritz, and Craig by @gayfraggle
Scarlet by @leederpfucker
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scarisd3ad · 7 months
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Superstar | football player!Joel miller x popstar!reader
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One - sparks fly
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Warnings - cursing, fake dating? Age gap based off of Taylor swift and Travis Kelce kinda hard launching their relationship last night, Joel has his both his daughters but they are way younger in this (Sarah being 9, and Ellie being 5), Joel is 37 and reader is 26, no outbreak au, and modern au (its around 2022 or 2023)
Summary - when you find out about a certain football player showing up at your tour you decide to reach out just because of all the dating rumors, but what if thoughs rumors turn into reality?
‘Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile’
I don't think I've ever cleaned so hard as I did today, I made sure anything not child appropriate was put up, I made sure all the rooms were cleaned, the floors were mopped, and the carpets were vacuumed. I also made sure ollies litter was fresh. everything was ready for when Joel and his oldest daughter arrived. I even made sure to wear a kid appropriate one-piece bathing suit with a pair of shorts pulled over it. ollie somehow knew I was expecting visitors, so he was being way more energetic than he normally is, running around, jumping on and off things and scratching up the side of the walls. 
knock, knock knock.
I look down at my phone it was only 12:50 they were 10 minutes early. I take a deep breath in; my heart was pounding against my chest. just act normal, I can't make this kid and Joel think I'm weird. "Act normal, just be me" I whisper to myself as I walk up to the front door. I open the door to see Joel in a pair of swim trunks and a shirt that read 'Dallas cowboys', the little girl stood next to him looked to be about 9 she had curly brown hair, and the same deep brown eyes her father has. "Hi oh my god your early" I laugh, Joel smiles and nods "yeah per Sarah's request she said we needed to be here early" Sarah smiles shyly up at me "hi Sarah im-"
"y/n l/n I know who you are daddy and I listen to your music in the car" I laugh as Joel bites his lip and laughs "yeah my mom bought her your album for Christmas didn't she Babygirl?" Sarah nods "yup grandma bought it for me after I showed her my poster of you." I love all my fans, but the little kids will always have a special place in my heart because I remember being their age and listening to my favorite artist's hoping id be just like them when I grew up. now I'm just like them and little kids are looking up to me hoping they'll be like me.
"How about you two come in I've got some chips and drinks sittin' out by the pool waitin' for you" I say as I open the door wider so they both can walk in. "oh my god kitty" Sarah falls to her knees in front of ollie as he walks up to her. "Aww daddy look its purring" Sarah exclaims as she rubs her hands down ollies back. "His name is ollie" I say, "aw ollie you're so pretty" she coo's.
"c'mon Sar lets go swim" Sarah frowns but obeys her father and rises back to her feet. "Daddy, I want a cat, can you get us a cat?" she whispers to Joel as we walk back to the backyard. "Maybe Babygirl." ollie follows behind us meowing for attention. we walk out into the backyard and Sarah immediately pulls her shirt and shorts off before jumping into the pool. "Daddy! get in!" Sarah shouts. "One second Sarah let me talk to y/n for a little bit." 
we both sit down at my little patio table while Sarah swam around. "So, why'd you wanna hang out?" he asks his voice just low enough for me to hear but so Sarah couldn't. "Wanted to know if you we're serious?" I say with a laugh, "of course I was, don't lie bout shit like that." 
"So wanna give me your number now?" he chuckles before placing a small, beaded friendship bracelet on the table. "Oh my god" l laugh as I grab the bracelet and examine it. it did indeed have his number on it in small white number beads. "Daddy!" Sarah shouts "alright, alright I'm comin'" he mutters as he stands up and pulls his shirt off of his body revealing his torso that looks like a normal 37-year-old mans and not a professional athlete. he had more of a dad bod than a sixpack and I can say I find a dad bod way more attractive. my eyes widen as I try not to stare. he makes a running start before jumping in the pool. Sarah squeals "daddy! you splashed me!" as he resurfaces. "You comin'?" Joel shouts which snaps me out of my daydream. "Oh yeah! yeah!" 
I pull my shorts off before getting in the pool with them. "Daddy! daddy throw me!" Joel picks his daughter up and raises her over his head before tossing her. she giggles as she fly's through the air and lands on the other side of the pool. Joel swims over to me and leans himself against the pool wall. "So, when's your next show?" he asks as ollie saunters over to the edge of the pool and lays down. "Um next weekend in Maryland" he nods as he drags his wet hand down ollies back which ollies isn't too fond of. ollie shakes the water off of himself before moving farther away from Joel. "Maryland's far away" I nod, one thing I didn't really like about the whole popstar touring around the world thing was not being able to stay in one place long. this weekend I was in Texas which was good because then I could stay at home but next weekend, I'm all the way in Maryland, and then the next weekend I'm in Pennsylvania. "When do you get a break? from tourin' I mean." 
"Oh, um I think late September, but might be later" I was only really off once I was finished with the US leg of my tour, but I only got 2 or 3 weeks off before the international leg of the tour. "hm" he leans his elbow against the side of the pool as Sarah swims up to him. "Daddy again! again!" he shakes his head as he takes both of his hands and places them on the edge of the pool before pushing himself up and onto the ground. "No Babygirl m'gonna take a break" she pouts as she lets out a quiet "aw man" before swimming off. he shakes his head, signaling for me to get out of the pool too. reach my arm up and he grabs it pulling me out. "You got anything to drink?" I had put all the alcoholic beverages up and out of reach just in case his kid was the type who likes getting into things. "Yeah, yeah they're inside though" I whisper. 
"Hey Sarah stay in the shallow end for me k? y/n and I are gonna go inside and grab something" Sarah nods and then we both walk back into my house. I walk into the kitchen and open the cabinet I had stored all the alcohol in. I step up onto my tip toes as I grab a bottle of whiskey. "I've got this" I say turning and showing the bottle. he grins "my favorite" there's a weird feeling in my belly knowing I had picked his favorite on the first try. "So, what do you want to do?" I ask as I grab two small glasses and place them on the counter. "bout what?" he asks, as he leans against the counter next to me. I pour some whiskey into both glasses before handing one to him. "Bout the rumors" I say. he brings the glass to his lips and shrugs. "wanna post a picture, to fuck with'em?" I ask as I swallow down a big gulp of the whiskey. it wasn't right, but sometimes is funny to fuck with the fans, have them fangirling over a relationship that is obviously fake is funny. 
"Sure c'mere" he takes his phone that he had grabbed off of the table as we walked in. I scoot closes, he taps his cheek and whispers "kiss my cheek" my breath hitches as I press my lips to his cheek. I can smell his cologne and strawberry ChapStick he must've stollen from one of his daughters. the cologne was woodsy, and manly something you'd expect a man like Joel miller to wear. he adjusts the camera so it's able to get both of us in the frame. he snaps the photo "tag me" I whisper. he types in my username before posting the picture on his story. almost immediately his phone begins to go off. 
we both go back out and swim a little more, deciding to totally ignore our phones and just get to know each other. when they leave Joel tells me to text him and that we should definitely do something like this again. 
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I'm lying in my bed with ollie curled up next to me. I'm mostly ignoring all the notifications I'm getting from every social media platform but sometimes I'll get a glimpse of a comment or tweet that's along the lines of 'holy shit are they actually dating?' and I smirk to myself knowing that it worked. 
bringgg brinnggg bringggg
the loud ringing of my phone wakes ollie right out of his deep sleep making him look around eyes wide and confused. "it's alright honey" I coo as I pet him. I answer the phone and I'm immediately met with a loud scream "holy fucking shit! are you two actually together???" Kailey shouts, I roll my eyes realizing my best friend is just as gullible as the rest of the internet "no he just came over and we hung out. she screams again "SOOO are you going to date?" I let out an annoyed sigh "no we're just friends, but I'm going to bed I'll text you tomorrow love you."
maybe Joel miller 
me - hi
maybe Joel miller - y/n?
me - Joel?
maybe Joel miller - yup
you have changed maybe Joel miller to Joel miller. 
me - wanna keep doing this?
Joel miller - what?
me - keep fucking with them
Joel miller - why?
Me - idk it’s funny ig
Joel miller - ig?
Me - I guess
Joel miller - ohhh okay yeah that sounds fun.
me - yeah, it's fun, even my friend believed it💀
Joel miller - same my momma called asking if I'm dating someone.🤣
me - soo? u up for it miller?
Joel miller - sure maybe we should meet up at a restaurant?
me - maybe you could pick me up and take me to a restaurant??😑
Joel miller - yeah yeah more believable ig 
me - so how bout next Thursday 5? 
Joel miller - 👍👍👍
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@taylarxse @none-of-this-makes-any-sense @ktheunready @camixkami @skysmiller @mars743 @romeestrvjds @lightxzhan @alyhull @jenna-mcgraw19
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