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#me: ummmmmm Chile anyways
alcohol-eyes · 2 years
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tasha-writes · 3 years
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Thoughts while rewatching the prequel trilogy
Schmi Skywalker is the Virgin Mary apparantly. But that makes Anakin Jesus and ummmmmm. Chile anyways.
Jar Jar wtf did you just say?
WHY DID NABOO ELECT A 14 YEAR OLD TO BE QUEEN!?!?
DID THEY REMOVE ANAKINS SLAVE CHIP
Did anyone theorise that Palpatine was Sideous when the prequels were being released? Bc WOW That nose makes it really obvious.
Also there's foreshadowing at the end of The Phantom Menace.
This Senate is more of a dumpsterfire than America.
Palpatine I am ready to physically fight you.
Yoda shouldve listened to his instincts, like damn you green gremlin. Youre supposed to be wise.
Nick Fury looking a little different here.
I will now maintain the stance that if Qui-Gon had been Anakin's master everything would've been fine.
Not Obi's fault, he was just newly minted and not ready for the responsibility of raising a child.
Speaking of Obi-Wan, I forgot I was in love with him. Xreader fics here I come.
"Dad. Dad, pay attention to the movie. Youre missing important bits! Get off the phone"
Qui-Gon is Qui-Gone, lol.
EPISODE 2
OWK: "All politicians are corrupt"
Ani: "Padmes different"
Me: Simp
Ani: "And Palpatine doesn't seem to be corrupt"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANAKIN HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST CORRUPT OF THEM ALL!!!
Anakin Skywalker is the most reckless driver I have EVER seen.
Obi-Wan "One day you're going to be the death of me"
Me: 😐. WELP
WHY ARE THEY EATING A PEAR WITH A KNIFE AND FORK IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFY
Holy shit.... when Anakin was telling Padme how he killed all the Tusken Raiders they had the Imperial March playing in the background
DOOKU STRAIGHT UP TOLD US PALPATINE IS SIDIOUS OBI- WAN YOU DUMB BITCH
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