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God my math teacher told me to open my camera and I told her I might cry. 15 minutes in and I’m already crying because of fucking Billy and his (4x^2 + 5y^2) / 3x water melons

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I used to hate emojis and just shit on them but now

Bitch have a 👉👈 and a 👀 because I’m gonna have to ask you for your Netflix acc

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I’m going to recommend a book that progressively gets darker and sadder for my English Summative Test. My teacher won’t know what’d hit them

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My class has a tradition of playing holy songs in the morning and they make me sleepy. So obviously, I’m going to blast Wowaka, Neru, Mafumafu, E ve, AtR, Soraru, Reol, and Giga to wake myself out

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FUCKING BITCH I GOT 10/10 IN MY HISTORY CLASS TEST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO RRTAKE IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T SAVE IT AND DELETED IT ALONG WITH 4 OTHER STUDENT’S ANSWERS??? FUCK YOU MA'AM THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE DONE THIS TO ME

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Welcome to episode 1209 of Ren slowly falling of their chair and doing nothing about it just like their failing grades

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MY UNCLE FOUND MY MQR REPORT OH NO

For those who don’t know what an MQR report is, it’s uh like the snitch card from the teachers. They tell your progress and what you failed to pass. I am fully aware that I missed 3 TLE submissions BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY I APPARENTLY HAVE 1 MISSED FORMATIVE ASSESSMENT IN MATH. I MAY HATE IT BUT I FUCKING RESPECT THAT SUBJECT. I passed everything in math. I fucking hate it here

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It’s only eight in the fucking morning and I’m already confused on what to do

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Me: *tired, sad, unmotivated*

My favorite youtubers posting today after a while: come, this is no place to die

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If it’s a song that makes me forget I am not an NPC it’s in my playlist

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When you get a DM from your teacher telling you about something you failed to pass (on purpose) and the urge to send “bro you’re a nice person and all but I genuinely find your class useless” just becomes stronger:

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I’m teaching my friend how to lie and they asked me, “how are you so good at this?”

I don’t know either man. I just lie to get out of situations

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When you can’t understand your own country’s language:

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Do you not know what you want or are you just scared of getting judged by because of your interests?

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Bitches at AO3 are horny what the fuck why are there so many explicit and smut shit here— I just wanted fluff

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Please don’t leave me alone I’m scared of being with my thoughts.

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I generally don’t care about my grades in TLE anymore. I don’t hate the teacher. I just hate the topics and activities. I don’t fucking need to paper coil. When will I ever use that in my life? Will some jackass who made bad life choices come up to me with a gun and say, “Hey you’re being held hostage. Unless you coil me 9 inches of paper, I’ll let you live” oh jee oh boy am I thankful I learnt how to coil. What the fuck. No that’s not gonna happen. Can we just learn something useful in TLE? We’ve literally discussed how to recycle back in grade school. Please teach us how to pay taxes, the laws, human rights, how to cook, and how to live independently.

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