#me. im the crack.

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[hapfish]

how strange it is to be loved.

how strange it is to be anything at all.

#this is for a 2 piece dangling charm but im debating on how the portal will work in print #rottmnt #tmnt #rise leo #art #rise donnie #digital art #my art #fanart #rise mikey #rise raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo hamato #donatello hamato #raphael hamato #michelangelo hamato #michelangelo #leonardo #raphael #donatello #donnie tmnt #raph tmnt #mikey tmnt #leo tmnt #BELATEDLY REALIZING THERES NO CRACKS ON THEIR ARMS #rip me ill add that later

[dandelion-roots]

[ID: a digital comic in two panels featuring bungou stray dogs characters. the first shows atsushi banging open a door and shouting, dazai-san! are you oka- the second shows a shot from the anime where chuuya is holding dazai against a wall by his neck. the text reads, homoerotic atmosphere, and four squares with text point out whats happening. they read, casual hand in pocket, chokehold, knife, and lastly um... followed by two sweat drops pointing at chuuya's knee between dazai's legs. a tiny panel in the corner shows atsushi covering his eyes with his tiger paws and blushing as he says, i'm sorry... end ID]

come here. crack open the canon with me for a minute. consider. what if atsushi hadn't listened to everyone telling him dazai would be fine and left to save him only to witness whatever the fuck was going on in that cellar. consider the bit.

#soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #skk #skk fanart #atsushi nakajima #nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #bsd atsushi #im a liar it wasnt just for the bit i wanted to study that absolutely WACK perspective shot #and the colours!! its like a sauna in that cellar everything's sooo red #the next shot would be chuuya barking at atsushi abt why hes blushing #also yes ik atsushi wouldnt be able to transform only parts of him like that at that juncture but i love baby tiger paws #if were cracking the canon open anyway why not #also learned FINALLY how to make borders around brushes #first gradients now this bsd is rly opening new horizons for me

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

[zephyrchama]

Diavolo really just wants to have some fun and makes all of these constant events at RAD as means to goof off. He wouldn't be able to do this without MC though.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow!" Diavolo announces.

The brothers stare at him in unimpressed silence. Nobody really feels up for it. They've got better things to do than stay at school and get sweaty in yet another of Diavolo's whimsical sports festivals.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow and MC is the baton," Diavolo announces.

Morale soars through the roof.

---

"Barbatos, we need fireworks."

"Young Master, the student council has already used up this month's allotted budget. Can this not wait until next month?"

"MC says this is reminiscent of human world festivities that only happen once a year. It's time sensitive. It can only be celebrated this week, or else it's not the same."

There's a long silence as the two stare at each other, until Barbatos says, "I will ask the newspaper club if we can requisition some of their funds."

---

Diavolo strolls into Purgatory Hall with a smile and news that "we're having a bake-off next week!"

"Didn't we just have one yesterday?" Luke asks. "Our pantry is still full of leftover cookies."

"We did, indeed. But that was a macaron bake-off. This will be a macaroon bake-off!"

Simeon looks serious as he asks "will MC be the judge again?"

Diavolo nods and the Purgatory hall members collectively get up to start researching recipes.

Gottem.

#im back from the con! #obey me #obey me! #obey me scenarios #obey me headcanon #omswd #obey me x mc #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo

[juniemunie]

Its the kids turn!! ⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

i put way too much effort in this

Don't worry they're still FAR from the conventional nuclear family lmao

PJ is by @/7goodangel

Gradient is by @/askcomboclub

Template by @/unu-nunu-art

Error and Fresh by @/loverofpiggies

Ink by @/comyet

Design notes under!

Design Notes for PJ:

-Error patches up the tears on his scarf! Very nice of him to do.

-All the art materials he has stashed on his belt are for food. He likes to snack on em often.

-Because of Error's..."tolerance" of him, he has more strings that he can use. He's got enough to form legs.

-Fresh gifts him magical ink durable Heely shoes! Instead of shedding footprints all over the place, he can instead heely/skate around and leave behind lines. He's creative on using it during battles. He would never admit it, but he appreciates the gift.

Design Notes for Gradient:

-I based his outfit off ye old web aesthetics like Cyber Grunge,,, I really liked the big pants look on him.

-I placed his scarf on his neck to match with his family, but also to match Template's scarf hehe, a little sign of his influence.

-You can't see it but his laptop bag has a ton of pins and merch of random dated internet references.

-His shoes looking old design Ink's shoes were complete accident but I liked it enough to keep anyway. Maybe Ink gave it to him and he spiced it up!

#and ive figured out the name for this! #ScumAnomalyverse #SAverse #thats a shortened version. the full name is #very crack. completely unoriginal. and unserious. #this is basically a broader offshoot of my sansnomaly fic (that i havent... started yet...) #once ive cracked out the details for the first arc maybe ill post it on ao3??? IDK college has me in a chokehold rn #im just having fun ig #junie art post #errorink #paperjam #gradient #error sans #ink sans #template error #template!sans #paperjam sans #gradient sans #utmv #fresh sans

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

#just a little guy learning to be tall... hard work #now if yall will excuse me im gonna shove my head into boiling water #that oughta fix me #pls enjoy the additional scribbles of his Attempts #they were too important in my mind not to include #godddddd i love himmmmmmm just a little guyyyyyy #i gotta puzzle out how to draw ms beagle #ive never drawn a chicken! much less a chicken puppet! #wait no sorry that was a fucking lie #i have drawn like. 2 chickens previously In My Life. i think... i could be wrong! #ive never claimed to have a working or reliable memory <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #barnaby b beagle #hes just so small and sweet and immmmmm IMMMMMMM #unwell. simply unwell yes yes #there's no saving me! leave me for the vultures! allow me to live up to my url! #puppy barnaby already makes me feel as though my ribcage has been cracked open #might as well let the scavengers have a Taste. im sure im delicious!

[greghatecrimes]

exhausted local man bullied ruthlessly by his husband and stepdaughter

#the way he's like 'no one-- *look at me*' cracks me up #and house's very specific wording of 'from this moment on' #thirteen looking over her shoulder to see if wilson's freaked and then looking so pleased with herself when she opens the door LMAO #diagnostics department diabolical schemes im sure #the 'look at me' is the best part in the whole scene LMAO it kills me every time. they are soooo married #6x15 #rewatch lb #james wilson #greg house #hilson #remy thirteen hadley #house md

[cringefail-clown]

hey remember the post i made that brodad in turnabout would be absolutely hilarious? because i remember. and i cannot forget. and now im thinking about it constantly

please send help

#homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #dad crocker #bro strider #kind of #hal strider #lil hal #dave strider #june egbert #fellas why do i always make a crack ship in my mind for the funnys and it ends up consuming me in a serious manner #i need to stop doing that #no but fr i have this one idea about their relationship post canon on earth c and i am going to EXPLODE #old man yaoi strikes again and im too weak for that #brodad #john egbert

[mariiio]

This is the envy y'all know...

But this is the envy I know...

Deep sea creature indeed...😏 *Wink wink*

#obey me fandom #obey me leviathan #obey me shall we date #my post #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me #obey me nightbringer #im a simp #om! shall we date #om! leviathan #omswd #leviathan obey me #obey me levi #obm leviathan #obey me crack

[joneevarts]

When your bf can turn into a cat!

Based on @annczakdy post!

(I really wanna draw more of Dream and Hob but my brain I focusing on the Corinthian so maybe not rn lmao)

Part 2 of cat!Dream shenanigans

#morpheus #hob gadling #the sandman #dreamling #fanart #cat dream #dream of the endless #the dude has too many names im not tagging them all #he has the temperament of a cat too it's cracking me up #i can clearly picture him pushing a glass off a shelf or something like that #digital drawing #sketch #jo's art #also this is the first time i draw Hob and my lazy ass didn't used a reference pic #so i hope he's not looking too bad

[skrs-cats]

ive wanted to draw lion talking abt this topic for a long longggg time now

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#warrior cats #art #lionblaze #leafpool #tried to take a crack at the ID myself but if anyone has any criticisms for that feel free to send me a message! #u can criticize the comic itself too but i WILL cry slash half joking half serious #next page is gonna be my favorite i think #it wont feature something badass or anything im just excited to puke out the brain vomit thats been rolling around in my brain for like eve

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Sanguinarium (4.06)

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #dailytxf #dana scully #fox mulder #4x06 #sanguinarium #his silly little face in the third gif im in love with him you don't understand #silly goofy mulder is so dear to me #they're both so funny i love when they crack stupid jokes like this #lil jokesters!!! #mine

[amygdalae]

I think ppl who defend or handwave all of Astarion's evil cunt moments as just being cuz he's a Helpless Victim with Trauma are kidding themselves and not giving him enough credit. He's also a bitchy mean-spirited sicko who lives for chaos and drama entirely of his own volition

(Disclaimer: I like him a lot he's a fun well written character please do not kill me)

#do u truly even like a character if u gotta bend over backwards explaining away all of their flaws to justify your enjoyment of them #anyways. definitely not putting this in the main tag lol #its also why i feel no impulse to get defensive when ppl say they dont like him because i fully understand someone not finding him endearin #even if personally his romance is like crack to me #bg3 #<- changed my mind im putting this in the main tag

[themboification]

laudna pulled up her gown, got the girls out and messed with her hair and imogen lost her shit, not blaming her tho, would 100% do the same

#cr3 #critical role #laudna #imogen temult #cr3e72 #imogen x laudna #imodna #southern gothic #im sorry but lauras face during that scene cracked me up so much #marisha ray #laura bailey #bells hells #my art #critical role fanart

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I imagine barnaby trying to be all cool and flirting with howyd subtly but his smoke gives him away fjsns

he thinks he's smooth smh...

#cracking up thinking about this ngl #like howdy continues on with work #and whoever's at the table with barn - lets say uhhhh idk julie #is like 'awww your smoke turns pink when you talk to him' #and barn just freezes a la 'excusemeitfuckingWHAT' #aaaand Slam that panic button #bbg didnt know.... #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #anyway i think ill never draw a better howdy #i squandered my Him points on an au scribble- AN AU SCRIBBLE #ive peaked ill never get any better! #< lie. there's always room for improvement and reaching new heights #on the flip side i had such a rough time with barn #its always an exchange - i can either draw a good howdy or a good barn Never both smh #still though idk How this came out as good as it has i have not drawn in days #nary a line nor doodle to be found... #but covid is wearing off and babey i am BACK! #slowly. it beat me up pretty good ngl #it took me tf out im gonna be extra tired for a while... #but since my congestion has cleared up and im not Hacking and Sniffling anymore #stream soon probably! Normal Stream To Get Back In The Swing Of Things #it feels like ive been sick for a thousand years but i think its been like #three days??? i really dont know... #i hope everyone is doing well and Not getting covid. wear your mask #i wore mine but my stepdad didnt and Look What Fuckin Happened