I can't... these goobers just get x10 power up, they can accidentally destroy the planet when they go back in time
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we really need more ship whump. ocean whump. stuck on a boat. whumpee going outside at night because there's not really a reason they should be restrained. because all the can see around them is the pitch black ocean stretching into infinity
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i work at a sex store and i shot an email to a fantasy dildo brand that we carry asking them to make FTM strokers bc that would be bomb af and the guy who owns the brand emailed me back, told me he’s trans too, and made the brand specifically to make cool toys like that for trans people. he’s in the process of making fantasy ftm strokers literally RIGHT NOW. and he wants to visit my store and meet me in person. im PSYCHED
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since i've seen others talking about this, as someone who writes predominately lengthy fics (5k+ words), what annoys me the most is that i've seen so many people on tumblr & tiktok specifically say "i hate when writers have too much build-up and don't get straight to the smut, i just skip to it." ???? writers spend HOURS on pieces like that, and to find out you don't really care is very disheartening & is quite literally going to kill not only writing on these platforms but literature as a whole
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may i pleaaaaaaase kindly suggest mistletoe pose 3 with royal andrew and neil :D (either way around)
You ABSOLUTELY may 🥰
Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕
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Keeley: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious. Okay? Ask him questions
Jamie: Roy, what's your sexuality?
Keeley: Stuff he knows
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there’s something so. sweet. about how the entire mcyt community came together for captainsparklez today. you have people that have known him since the days of jerry’s tree and mianite, that recognize him for his minecraft parodies, that have been besides him for years. and then you have those that just faintly remember him from their childhoods, that may have only heard of him through mcc and never actually watched his content but still know him as the captain. the legend, the champion, the man who’s never fallen out of love with the craft. no matter where we hail from, no matter how long we’ve been here, he’s our captain, and we’re all so, so proud of him.
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haven't done a picrew in a moment but this one was just so cute! thanks @rosesau for the tag <3
tagging: @whoisthisboy @courfeyracs-swordcane @fruitlicense @upwardsonwards @ohgodohfuckidontknow @plangentia @applesandbannas747 @choysum @superhell @katabasiss @dreamertrilogys @h-isforhiatus @becomingicarus @cheribi @goodlwife @ramonapest @trinitea-fics @seavoice @epitaphes @star-will @sofhtie @bcy-divisicn @jestersofthemoons @tsnbrainrot @alonetogether and anyone else who wants to do it !
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