Some god/demon/other supernatural creature or literally anyone who’s stronger than Izzy: I could kill you. I could make it slow and painful. Or just end you in the blink of an eye because you’re not worth any effort.
One Isabelle Jade Purefoy who has been waiting for someone to do her in: Do it.
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once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:
"Um," I said, eloquently.
And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony
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Jingyuan has always been made of love,
And love he did from the depths of the ocean to the farthest star in the sky
Love so deep, he drowned farther and farther, inking his blood into the dark waters and the skies
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I just...
I just don't understand.
everyone who has ever seen it believes ratatouille is the perfect movie, but isn't the fact that louigi never actually learns how to cook antithetical to the point of the story???
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She's trying to ambush from the tub.
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