#me: ma'am

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 3 #any old port in a storm #heritage quote #later on he's like ''im sorry ma'am that wasn't like me'' but this is definitely like him

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #lilith clawthorne #hooty #toh finale #watching and dreaming #captioned #WOW. WOOO OW. GOODNESS. MA'AM. QPR PLEASE??? PLEASE??? WOW #i both literally am her and i want to kiss her. Wow! #she is the ideal woman. her particularly early 20th century fashion sense. she's a big nerd. she appreciates history. she's aroace. she's a #bird lady who can fly. she has curly hair. Oh Jeez It Does Not Get Better Than That #sorry anyway i cant believe i won twice in a row with ladies (queen and lilith) who are specifically tailored to me and no one else /j #digital art #illustration #a small victory against my art block even though this took like 4 or 5 days to chip through. but i did it #there are some parts i feel a little clueless about so #critiques welcome #lilith please pick me up and fly my gay ass off into the sunset please im beg

[qceensofkings]

Some god/demon/other supernatural creature or literally anyone who’s stronger than Izzy: I could kill you. I could make it slow and painful. Or just end you in the blink of an eye because you’re not worth any effort. One Isabelle Jade Purefoy who has been waiting for someone to do her in: Do it. 

#Izzy: YES FINALLY #me: MA'AM #Character Study (Isabelle Purefoy)

[yashley]

“Pop pop!”

#critical role #ygifs #creator clash #marisha #TAURUS QUEEN PERIOD. #THE FACT THEY ALL WERE THERE ALL WERE SO HYPED FOR HER THATS IT THE NERDYASS VOICE ACTORS GOT ME #pushing through all 5 rounds like an absolute tank like barbarian marisha I'm shaking ma'am.......

[thaliasthunder]

IM SORRY HUH,,,,,,, DIOR ?????????????

#CAN WE TALK ABOUT DIOR PLAYING CLARISSE FOR A SEC #LIKE?????? #TBH I CONSIDERED CLARISSE A PRETTY ANNOYING AND PLAIN CHARACTER IN THE BOOKS BUT #MA'AM??? #GIRL GOT ME FALLING IN LOVE W A BULLY LIKE 😭😭😭 #clarisse la rue #dior goodjohn #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #pjo/hoo #rick riordan #riordanverse #annabeth chase #grover underwood

[entamewitchlulu]

once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:

"Um," I said, eloquently.

And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony

#she was so so adamant about it like. #ma'am. #specifically i did it that way because i wanted to express the fact that the character felt particularly foolish #like their brain being all like 'oh nice job what an eloquent way of putting it dumbass' #but without writing all that out ya know. #but no it was 'wrong' and it had to be removed :/ #creative writing courses have never done a damn thing for me tbh #i know there has got to be a better way to teach it so that it doesn't quash someone's creativity #but i have yet to find one that does so #people are so weird about writing as an art compared to other visual arts :/ #lulu talks

[messrsbyler]

ao3 authors who have no social media are are so mystical. they really be writing and posting some of the most perfectly crafted pieces of media and then disappearing without a trace

#ma'am or sir or folk please give me an username where to find you because i need to become your loyal follower #it's like going from tavern to tavern asking for the tales of the great CoffeeAndWriter from the mythical land of AO3 #but seriously every time i find an amazing fanfiction i'm holding my breath crossing my fingers and scrolling to the ending notes hoping to #find a tumblr username and when there's nothing i go to the profile and then when there's nothing there i know #i found another mythical creature in the fandom to add to the book #at this point i'm collecting them like pokemons specially in st fandom #byler #byler tumblr #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #fandom #writing #fandom things #fandom culture #byler ao3 #stranger things ao3

[sentientsky]

The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book Depiction of Gay Yearning by Neil Gaiman

#he's just like me fr #like if my ex-bsf had turned to 19 year old me like “go fight satan or i'm never speaking to u again” #u can bet your ass i would've gone “yes ma'am” and hauled myself up off the ground and towards certain death #eugh 19 year old me was a mess #like the physical embodiment of phoebe's bridge in moon song (you know the one. the dog one. the “oh and now im crying” lyric. yeah.) #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #gomens 2 #michael sheen #aziracrow #go2 #good omens 2 #gomens #good omens script book #good omens #queer #gay yearning #gay longing #good omens shitpost #shitpost

[nosieposie]

Binge-watching Ace Attorney Let's plays so I can finally get to the part where a disgraced lawyer adopts a kid

#ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #phoenix wright #trucy wright #i'm kidding I'm kidding I love the trilogy #hi hello I got into ace attorney surprisingly. i played it one when i was 15 and felt too dumb for it #now i just do the based thing and let others play the games FOR me #my art #i'm currently at the DeLite case! opinion: desiree... #ma'am

[aratribow]

Jingyuan has always been made of love,

And love he did from the depths of the ocean to the farthest star in the sky

Love so deep, he drowned farther and farther, inking his blood into the dark waters and the skies

#I LOVE DRAWING SOFT EXPRESSIONS HELLOOOO #they give me LIFE #jy loved them DEEPLY ma'am #still does #just as new changed ppl #my art #aratribow #honkai star rail #jing yuan #hsr jingyuan #hsr blade #dan feng #hsr dan feng #hsr yingxing #yingxing #jingrenheng #jingren #jingheng #renheng #implied ukuk #jingfeng #why is there no jingying tag??? #or jingyingfeng??

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen chao #wang lingjiao #Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again. #They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two. #They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains. #And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge. #Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her. #She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness. #Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her. #I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless. #If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point. #WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant. #I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards #But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water. #Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb- #-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals. #Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.

[margariemargarita]

you haven’t had the easiest life. but I like the man it’s made of you.

#he's so cute and charmingggg #so husband shaped #gotta stop calling me ma'am tho lmao #space husband #mass effect #mass effect 1 #me #kaidan #kaidan alenko #gifs #video games #gamingedit #vgedit #videogameedit #*edits: mine #meedit #shepard x kaidan #dailygaming

[lonelyzarquon]

DOCTOR WHO | Death in Heaven

#doctor who #dwedit #dwgif #timelordgifs #tvedit #scifiedit #kate stewart #jemma redgrave #s8 #death in heaven #mine #my gifs #you're serving c*nt? there's an alien invasion and you're serving c*nt? #well... keep it up ma'am #also while making this i just noticed how Many cuts they make here #let me look at the woman's face dammit! #however the shots of cybermen just standing there like :| are toooo funny #comedy gold. man i love doctor who

[clementimetodie]

I just...

I just don't understand.

everyone who has ever seen it believes ratatouille is the perfect movie, but isn't the fact that louigi never actually learns how to cook antithetical to the point of the story???

#ratatouille #y'all are taking this way too seriously #please stop explaining it to me #ma'am this is a shitpost

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #lady in waiting #i think even columbo is shocked this worked #what a fucking insane plea for his life lol #Don't Shoot Me! You're Too Cool Ahahaa #ma'am you know what would really make you look ugly. if you shot me #this scene should've been longer

[cashmerecrow]

She's trying to ambush from the tub.

#just let me piss in peace ma'am #caturday #cats of tumblr #cats #calico #photography #pets #animals #kitty #do not reupload elsewhere #but please share this post!