#me; a person with psychosis: yeah but could a psychotic person do THIS *folds my clothes*

[unaugmentedmonkeyscantfly]

Muse: Agent Leopold James Fitz, PhD

What Is Your Muse’s Blood Type: O+ How Do You think Your Muse Handles Rejection?: Outwardly, he’s very gracious and understanding.  Inwardly, he can nurse a grudge. What Makes Your Muse Jealous?: Being left out or not even considered over someone with less qualifications (including but not limited to significant others of love interests) What’s A Bad Habit Your Muse Has?: Self-depreciation. A Prized Possession Of Your Muse: The astrophotography poster he’s had since he was a pre-teen. Any Medical Conditions?: Oh boyo.  Anoxic temporal lobe injury (probably not limited just to there but eh) aggravated by severe psychological trauma and multiple things stemming from it, including but not limited to: depression, anxiety, hallucinations, motor control problems (mostly trained away by now), aphasia, fatigue, and in rare cases psychosis.  PTSD symptoms are also present although he mostly attributes those to the brain injury rather than to the trauma.  {in a couple of AUs, the injury that took his life in canon was lower and either crippled or severed his left leg.}

Questions for the Muse to Answer

What’s Your Favorite Color: “Blue-grey, like the sky when i’s about to rain.” What’s Your Favorite Food: “I’m a simple bloke.  Apart from Jemma’s mozzarella an’ prosciutto with a hint of pesto aioli, pretty much anythin’ you could find in a pub would do me fine.” Skiing or Snowboarding?: “They both sound cold an’ miserable and way too easy to break a limb or get caught in an avalanche.” Worst Injury You Ever Got?: “Well, I mean...I would have to consider the brain injury to be well above an’ beyond the time I got shot by a Kree, or the time I got my arms broken.” Early Riser or Sleep in?: “It is extremely rare for me to want to get up before the roosters stop makin’ their awful crowin’.” Video Games or Books?: “They both have a time when I’ll prefer them, it all depends on what I’m feeling like and what books.” Something That Makes You Cry?: “Most everything these days, either happy cry or sad cry.” Someone You Hate? Why?: “Ssssssso...there’s this bloke, and he did some bad stuff, tortured Inhumans, dictator, blah blah, crimes against humanity, without a shred of emotion about it.  Him.  I hate him.”

Phobias: “Drowning.  And I wouldn’t call it a phobia, but I very much did not like looking out into space with nothing else around and only a thin membrane of what I assume was glass between me and certain death.” (also, to a point, claustrophobia and blood.  And parasites.)

Favorite Soda?: “Irn Bru, what is this, a citizenship test?” Favorite Drink in General?: “Tea with two sugars an’ a bit of milk. Or maybe beer.”

What Did You Have For Breakfast?: “Some sort of MRE that was down here, I think it was supposed to be grits and bacon or some other very American dried nonsense.” When in the Shower What Do You Wash first?:  “My face, while my hair’s soaking.” 3 Items in Your Top Drawer?: “Packets of crisps, socks, and an improvised divider to keep them separate.” What Kind of Underwear Do You Have on Right Now?: “Boxer briefs, not that i’s any of your business.” Stockings or Leg Warmers?: “Uh...for me, or are we talkin’ what I like to see on other people?” Superhero Name: “I dunno, it would depend on whatever powers there are.  I can’t go around callin’ myself Captain Underpants an’ then my power is heat vision.” (There are verses where he has powers, and thus names, but not in mainverse.) Super Villain Name:   “I’d rather not have that conversation.”  (The Doctor.  Obviously.)   Song you are listening to right now?: “Deke yammering on.” Worst Job Ever?: “Military prisoner.” Best Job Ever?: “Highly acknowledged genius who people had to bribe people to get on their team.” What’s Your Type?: “Intelligent, kind, usually brown-eyed brunettes but one had blue eyes, confident in her abilities, and a sharp dresser.” When Giving Spankings, I Use: “Nothing.  I am vehemently opposed to spanking in any context.” Ever Been Thrown Out A Window? Why?: “I feel like at some point I probably was considered someone worth tossing out a window, but i’s never happened.” Do Dogs Randomly Sniff You?: “First off, dogs don’ normally randomly sniff anyone.  It just seems random to us because our olfactory senses aren’t as keen, so we have no idea what scent they’ve found interesting.” What’s Under Your Bed Right Now?: “Jemma does a damn good job makin’ sure I don’t accidentally store things under there..” What Kind of Drugs Are You On?: “Anti-depressant, anti-anxiety, an Alzheimer’s drug, and I think Jemma’s looking at anti-psychotics.” Last Person To Give You An Orgasm?: “Jemma.”  {ct: temple of unrequited love:  “Yeah, I’m not, I don’t wanna talk about that.”}   Do You Regret What You’ve Done?: “A lot of it.” Your Best Pick-up Line: “I don’t...have those.” Any Roommates?: “In the traditional sense of people who share a living space with common areas, pretty much everyone I work with.  In the literal sense of people with whom I share a bedroom, just Jemma.  And I don’t especially want that to change.” Are they Sexy?: *awkward stammering* “In the right circumstances.” {ct: temple of unrequited love:  “I don’t...find...there’s not...ehm...”}

Would You Steal a Kiss from them?: “Theft is wrong.  I might surprise her with it, should it be appropriate.”

Choose Between

Boxers or Briefs: “Hybrid.” Panties or Thongs: “Neither, not on me, thanks.” Coke or Pepsi:  “I haven’t done an objective comparison.” Dominant or Submissive: “Go fuck yourself.” Dogs, Cats, or Both: “Dogs.”  (although he does want a precious little Scottish Fold kitten to look after) C4 or Dynamite: “They both have uses, I can’t answer that without context and details.” Catch Phrase or One-Liners: “Definitely one-liners.” Day or Night: “Day.” Star Wars or Star Trek: “You can’t categorize them in the same sentence.  One’s pure fantasy in a space setting, the other is military-styled exploration.  That’s like comparing apples and tomatoes.  Yes, they’re both fruits, with some similarities, but they’re more different than they are alike.” Spanking or Whipping: “Neither of those, since the way this is phrased is asking for a sexual situation.  I hope.  Because it’s either that or you’re talking about discipline, and we do not have time for that conversation.” Cake or Pie: “Cake if we’re just eating it alone, but pie if we’ve got vanilla ice cream.” Zombies or Vampires?: “Both are terrifying possibilities.  Zombies make the better video games, though.”

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