meanplastic (*1899 – †2023)
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My ass looks like the Pepsi commercial girl I’m SCREAMING
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Robby, posting online: "Hide your girlfriend... I'm headed out for the day."
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Miguel, frantically texting Sam: don't leave your house today for the love of god
Sam, texting back: why??
Miguel: just don't okay
Sam: tell me why
Sam: you're scaring me
Miguel: i can't, just stay inside
Sam: MIGUEL
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Myrtle Beach hotel reviews are an entire literary genre of their own
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Futaba: Me in 70 years:
Haru: How many Elmos must die.
Makoto: One hundred and one Elmos.
Ryuji: Cruelmo Deville.
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when thank u next by ariana grande comes on at work
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dark vine in another universe
“you want some terri?” “this bitch empty .. YEAST!”
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