#meanwhile thanos' motivation was bad and the fact that the soul stone became his was even worse

[worstloki]

Loki: For one thing, I'm not Asgardian...

Thanos: wait then what are you doing travelling with Asgard

Loki: I'm hanging around because I wanted to

Thanos: wait how can you be a Prince of Asgard but not be Asgardian?!

Loki, sweating: ahaha, moving on... we have a hulk...

Thanos: I will not be 'moving on' until I get some answers

Loki: [spends the next 6 hours explaining how exactly he feels about being Asgardian but not Aesir and why those reasons prevented him from leaving alone with the tesseract, which distracts Thanos so the avengers can turn up and deal with him]

#I mean loki could totally distract thanos for a few hours #it would be enough time for the asgardians to escape #and with the Bifrost it would be enough time to get to earth and round up the avengers #maybe get carol in on it #if only thanos hadn't been so focused on killing every Asgardian in sight #(which is against his rule of killing half a population btw what a hypocrite) #considering its loki here and he hasn't managed to talk his way out of even one situation we can say the mcu has successfully failed #their representation of loki is flawed if only for this reason #meanwhile thanos' motivation was bad and the fact that the soul stone became his was even worse #I cant believe they tried presenting thanos' idea as a good thing #that's mass mass genocide #and thanos is generally amoral with endgame!thanos' idea to remove the memories of the people that were lost #dude just double the resources #did thanos even stop to think? #don't answer that he clearly didn't