I’d like to apologize to Giskard Reventlov for ever thinking he would do anything that wasn’t for the ultimate benefit of humanity…you’d think I’d have learned, having read all of the other Robot novels, and knowing the Machines and Brain and even Herbie only ever did what was at the time the best option for humankind, but I’m remembering my suspicion even so of him.
Call it an Earthman’s prejudice…it’s certainly built into this planet’s populace. Jokes are never just jokes. It isn’t only that they should be given no reason to harm us. It’s that they must be made mentally incapable of harming us - and even then humanity will remain distrustful. *Sigh* Lovecraft time
Look. Any Transformer (except maybe Blaster) would fall for Updog. But the absolute funniest option is definitely Shockwave…
Thundercracker: Shockwave, Megatron’s sending a shipment of Updog through the Space Bridge.
Skywarp: *muffled giggling*
Shockwave: He has not informed me of this. What is “Updog”?
Skywarp: nOTHING MUCH HOW ABOUT YOU??
James: “My wife” just has some kick-ass to it, you know? “Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife! I didn’t kill my wife!“
Maria: Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife.
Meat stew with potatoes, tomatoes and carrots for lunch
10 Songs Tag Game
Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the music they listen too. Put you music on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people. No skipping!
I was tagged by @no-face-no-shame (thanks bro!!)
1. Behold, The Pretty Filthy Creatures! - Rob Zombie
2. Dumb - Nirvana
3. Subhuman - Blue Oyster Cult
4. Born Under A Bad Sign - Cream
5. Don’t Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
6. God Smack - Alice In Chains
7. Television Man - Talking Heads
8. Flaming Telepaths - Blue Oyster Cult
9. Voyager - Daft Punk
10. Descent - Fear Factory
And…I’m gonna do the eleventh one too because I love it so much
11. 4U - Korn