Everyone look at the most specialest most scrunglest girl ever made
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"He's such a deep and complex character and I love him so much" is valid, truly it is,but hear me out–
I want him in between my teeth so I can chew on him like the dog toy he is
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i think gone girl is an absolutely incredible movie and is loyal in every single one of the ways it needs to be. HOWEVER there is this one scene which to me captures literally every single thing about amy and which unfortunately is not in the film. i will show.
“Let me tell you a story, one quick story. About three years ago, we were driving up to Massachusetts. It was awful, road-rage traffic, and this trucker flipped Amy off—she wouldn’t let him in—and then he zoomed up and cut her off. Nothing dangerous, but really scary for a second. You know those signs on the back of trucks: How Am I Driving? She had me call and give them the license plate. I thought that was the end of it. Two months later—two months later—I walked into our bedroom, and Amy was on the phone, repeating that license plate. She had a whole story: She was traveling with her two-year-old, and the driver had nearly run her off the road. She said it was her fourth call. She said she’d even researched the company’s routes so she could pick the correct highways for her fake near-accidents. She thought of everything. She was really proud. She was going to get that guy fired.”
anyway!! i’m absolutely obsessed with her. it’s not just that she’s cruel and vengeful, it’s that she’s just so completely and unendingly relentless. she is fantastic. truly amazing!!
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my lifes dream is to be sentenced to the meat grinder on live tv
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