#meet the monsters

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[kate-komics]

And here’s some more of my Hellboy and the Cryptids series! Along with some of our favorite BPRD agents 😘

#hellboy #cryptids #bprd #abe sapien #liz sherman #mothman #jackalope #the flatwoods monster #the Loveland frogman #fan art #comic art #kate komics #Hellboy meets the Cryptids

[soogsxs]

Hey Tumblr I'm here

#letsfuck #lets get high and fuck #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #meet and fuck #hotelfuck #fuck my face #thicc as fuck #fuck doll #monster fucker

[theclassymike]

Happy 32nd Birthday to Logan Lerman!🎂

#logan lerman #happy birthday #32nd birthday #hoot #meet bill #my one and only #percy jackson #percy jackson the lightning thief #percy jackson sea of monsters #the three musketeers #indignation #the vanishing of sidney hall #noah #fury #shirley #end of sentence #hunters #hunters series #hunters on prime #bullet train #actor #talented #hot guy #gorgeous guy #the perks of being a wallflower #one of my faves

[kaogens]

well personally i think they would be friends

#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun fanart #wolfwood #vocaloid #hatsune miku #vocaloid fanart #the autism monster got me again (i have 4 other wips abt a vocaloid crossover #this special interest shit is so serious guys i love making my favs meet miku

[kabukiaku]

wow i can't believe zeb and kallus are officially husbands!!! (mr filoni told me so!!)

yes i have a ship type.

#my art #star wars rebels #sw rebels #alexsandr kallus #agent kallus #kallus #zeb #zeb orrelios #kalluzeb #kallus x zeb #sw fanart #sci fi #theyre just so- #and yes its obvious for my terzomega girlies in why i love this ship too #pretty boy meets big alien/monster

[nordidia]

having a very rough night so raph doodles needed to be made

when in need, mash two interests together

#i love him so muhc ghghgh #and uh please stop sending me asks straight up demanding me to draw more /nm #if u've sent me an ask just regarding art before pls dont feel anxious this is about people actually DEMANDING like im some sort of machine #im absent due to my work/mental health situation going up and down #tmnt will ofc always be special interest but right now its in the back row #theres little time for anything but work and meetings and thinking about work and.. well.. monster hunter escapism egsfkhjhh.. #but yeah i promise im still here #and i want to draw him when i can #but stress is high right now and drawing takes too much wrist stamina to do often now #i hope u understand #sorry if i worded myself badly im very tired and stresed n its ... oh its 5am great. wellp. goodnight skafklgsjdklfnshh #my art #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #nordidia art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt raph #id in alt text #also one would think my art style is easy on my wrist but #i gorilla grip my pen and when i learned to write as a child i held the pencil jank #and it stuck like that #so its really rough on my hands #sadly

[mummer]

just saw asteroid city last night, pls explain the proposed significance of the kiss!!

answering this publicly hope thats ok! cant do a readmore im on mobile *****asteroid city spoilers below beware*****

i dont remember anyones names so this is gonna sound partly unhinged. okay so the edward norton playwright and jason schwartzman actor (not character, in the black and white parts) are lovers right. tbh i thought this was kind of a gag and forgot about it. but later we find out that the playwright died 6 months into the production. i didnt make the connection that THAT’s why the actor-jason has to suddenly leave the stage and freaks out backstage about how he’s not sure he’s Doing it right. hes not talking about acting!! because he himself is literally grieving his lover while he’s playing a character who’s grieving his wife written by his lover so obviously it’s too much!!! actor-jason is trying to find meaning in his death through his writing but there isnt any meaning in death [gerris drinkwater voice] which is what the play is trying to say anyway. he doesnt think he’s performing grief right even in his own life!!! (and tbh it’s the 50s so he wouldnt be able to perform grief publicly anyway!!!!) the play starts with a car accident… anyone would search for some hidden meaning there, some sign…. so when he talks to margot robbie outside it’s not really about finding the CHARACTER’s motivations it’s about the actor himself being able to process the playwright’s death! and adrien brody director was probably also dealing with that too (him and norton seemed to be good buddies) so the whole “sleeping backstage” thing gets a bit sadder maybe? maybe everyone else got this in the theatre and im just stupid lol but crazy making stuff to me!!! the whole story is about sublimated gay grief that cannot be expressed?!?!

the tweet that caught me onto this was here which posits that the playwright’s death was a suicide but i think that’s pretty stupid and unnecessary because the whole thing about the play asteroid city is that death is random and meaningless. im pretty sure that’s what the alien represents— a shocking and absurd event that isnt outright evil or menacing, not something anyone can predict or make sense of, it’s just a thing that happens to you out of nowhere, it doesnt mean anything. he’s a little black figure, he’s death! giving and taking! aagh

#you’re the wife who played my actor :( #posthumus #asteroid city #imagine youre in love with a playwright and he writes a play before he even meets you about how you cant get over his death which hasnt #happened yet. id go insane too #im going to see it again to see how this informs the whole thing because its driving me crazy #rewatching the performances knowing that they're performing people performing. augh. #remember when bryan cranston accidentally appears in frame. rending my garments #also ‘you cant wake up until you fall asleep’ confused me a bit but then i remembered that the margot robbie scene was supposed to be put o #as a dream sequence and it makes sense now. thanks #aliens are the new fairytale monster symbol of death. the ultimate Unknowable #EDIT okay i read the wikipedia summary got some facts wrong adrien brody is sleeping in the theatre during rehearsals so its not because of #the playwright’s death he’s just like that.

[tampire]

Faith Renewed

#The X-Files #xfilesedit #thexfilesedit #X Files #The X Files #Fox Mulder #Guy Mann #David Duchovny #Rhys Darby #tvandfilm #dailytvgifs #dilfgifs #dilfsource #dailymenedit #alienedit #scifiedit #sci fi #The Truth Is Out There #I Want To Believe #Mulder And Scully Meet The Were Monster

[sunny12th]

obsessed with the futility of vengeance in dany's story. your family is murdered, you're exiled, your home is taken in every sense of the word, and you have just hatched three dragons so you *should* be more than capable of enacting some righteous vengeance. except your family's killers are all dead before you can ever get near them and the last one left is a one-handed broken thing with graying hair and ptsd. what the fuck are you supposed to do with that? kill him? he'd probably thank you. dany's family is a haunting him more than her. what can she do but tell him to let them go, that rhaegar is gone, his children are gone, let them go. what can she do but let them go herself.

#daenerys targaryen #jaime lannister #asoiaf #mine #she doesnt think about vengeance much anyways like thats obvs not a driving factor for her. but when she does meet jaime? #and it's like OKAY LET'S FUCKING GOOOO KINGSLAYER. and he's not the monster she was expecting

[rookdaw]

monster X monster hunter

#baldur’s gate #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #wyll #I AM SOOOOOO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO #IMAGINE BEING PERFECT FOILS OF EACH OTHER #BOTH TURNED INTO MONSTERS AGAINST THEIR WILL #imagining young wyll trying to court astarion and just being so genuine about it #as one of his first loves he wants to do everything right but is still overall (fairly) new to the whole thing #vs astarion who is much more cynical after 200 years of seducing victims #he knows how to play someone’s heartstrings like anlite and is overall very detached from the whole thing only #doing it to make aure wyll wont murder him or something #but then selune forbid it he starts to develoP FEELINGS FOR HIM KSDBBSJAJA #and then just as astarion starts to fall into love wyll almost falls out of it as he realizes astarion was LYING to his face the whole time #about liking him #and then there is DRAMA and a secret slow burn underneath what you THOUGHT was a fast burn #AHEM. anyways. #im gonna draw more of these two cause wyll is soooo slept on #pictured this as early in their meeting/relationship which is why wyll doesnt have horns yet #also *anlite i meant to type *a lute but shaky fingers #rip no tag editing

[booasaur]

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters - 1x09

#mlomedit #monarchlegacyofmonstersedit #monarch: legacy of monsters #monarch legacy of monsters #cate randa #keiko miura #anna sawai #mari yamamoto #monarch legacy of monsters 1x09 #monarch legacy of monsters spoilers #two of the hottest characters on TV meeting #there'd been a lot of speculation but I'm still happy it's proven to be true #she was too hot to die #and the way she ended up saving her granddaughter #dawww

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #54

When Danny was first given the opportunity to make a public persona when he came to live in Gotham, he was a little bit concerned. How was he supposed to come up with an entire elaborate character to act as all the time. Then he remembered the time that Vlad called him a rabid badger when he got especially angry and a genius idea came into existence.

When the press gathered around to interview and write about the newest Wayne adoption, they thought they had seen it all already. The last new child had tried to skewer one of the unsuspecting interns after all. When the teenager didn’t even get all the way out of the car before punching someone standing too close and snarling at him, several considered filing their resignation letters on the spot. The pay wasn’t worth this.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #batpham #danny decides to go feral #who would ever think that the well mannered ghost bat and this absolute monster were the same person #danny gets an idea #alfred was the only one informed ahead of time #the press didn’t think it could get worse than jason or damian #now they get someone worse than both of them combined #danny can and will bite anyone that gets close #dick totally just cheers him on #one time danny definitely gets into the vent ducts and cackles menacingly at people just trying to get through their meeting #absolute gremlin #they have tried bribery blackmail and duct tape and he still won’t sit still for a picture #that’s totally why they all come out weird #no other reason #mans would absolutely go crazy to be able to embarrass the entire 1% as a whole with his behavior #excepting his family and sam ain’t no rich person getting off scot free #people totally think he’s the newest rogue and bruce is just oblivious lmao #danny phantom: scaring the city as a whole from appearance 1 #:))