People who work at major brand name grocery stores should get free food as a job perk.
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This one is marginally better.
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I went through the Meijer check out line.
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Stitch and the Ugly Duckling Bookmark from Meijer with the lovely solo Disney Stitch logo that still feels wrong...
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Photos taken at Meijer in Michigan, 2023
shout out to Sunsweet, a very California company 😙 miss you!
what on earth are moondrops
the Venus fly traps came home with me
Michigan potholes got hands
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This is no joke, was stupid enough to go there yesterday with the perfect storm of holiday shoppimg and "oh no we're gomna get snow in Michigan" stockpilers...it was nutty.
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So I'm just sitting here minding my own painful business when I get a notification on my phone:
This made me laugh because I was taught one of the core tenets of Lent was to give up indulgences of all kinds. Then I considered their actual sushi and thought, "Oh, maybe this is their way of aiding self-flagellation."
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2024-02-03, 1000, “Meijer Fashion Ad”
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It was full of mac and cheese.
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Got called a whore by a neckbeard-esque being in Meijer while perusing the planned parenthood aisle. Homeboy was flirting with me, I kept ignoring him. Literally here to get my shit and head out, man. Asks me if I’m looking for condoms. Really weird suggestive tone in his voice.
“If you’re having trouble finding them I know right where they are.”
I’m sure if I would’ve been looking at him, he would’ve winked.
“Nah, man. Not what I’m here for.”
“Oh? So what is it then?”
Find my little magic pill on the top shelf, snatch that bitch with a this, and go to walk away. Get hit with a “so, you’re a whore then?”
Excuse me? You were just trynna show me the wiener-wraps, dude. Am I supposed to be having sex or am I not?
Shoot back a “At least one of us is getting laid,” over my shoulder before heading to make my purchase. Proceeded to laugh in my car with my sister for a few minutes. Was definitely something I expected as a Walmart encounter but still not surprised it happened in a Meijer. Was just kinda funny and wanted to share with y’all.
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"Holy supermarket, Batman!!!"
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First time grocery shopping (aka I needed highlighters and mom told me to do it myself) and I went to meijer.
Decided to look at books and I find it very ironic that the fnaf books are next to the Harry Potter books.
Cus yknow. Both creators are bigots.
Anyhow I also decided to impulse buy heartstopper
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