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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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[Wanda and Natasha kissing]

Melina: If Alexei could see you two right now he'd have a heart attack.

Yelena: Good idea. I'll take a picture.

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floilee · 2 months

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(Meanwhile in St. Petersburg)

Alexei: What are your intentions with my little girl, Kate Bishop?

Kate: We're going to travel the world to kill all those who have done her wrong.

Alexei: So you don't intend to marry her?

Kate: I thought you were asking about what we'd do during our honeymoon.

*Yelena sighs with relief*

Alexei: Good answer, American.

Melina very surprised: Great answer.

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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years

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(Natasha sneaking out to meet Y/N)

Yelena: Where are you going now? It's one in the morning.

Natasha: Oh, Yelena, you are awake!! I thought you were asleep.

Yelena: Yes. I am wide awake. But you didn't answer my question.

Natasha: Umm... I am going to take a shower. Really, it's so hot in the house.

Yelena: Make sure you and your 'shower' don't forget to be quiet like the last time. Otherwise, Mom is not gonna go easy on your shower.

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jobethdalloway · 2 years

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Yelena’s attempt at seeking courtship advice does not go as planned

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broadwayfan92 · 1 year

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At a family meeting

Bruce: Let's use this event as an opportunity for all of us to learn how to how to talk things out. You know, so we don't let our feelings get bottled up inside to the point where they explode.

Melina: You're absolutely right. Alexei, you're driving everybody crazy.

Natasha: It's you too.

Melina: What? What did I ever do?

Natasha: You're intrusive.

Bruce: Interesting.

Melina: How am I intrusive?

Natasha: Well, for example, there was that time you drove a car through the wall.

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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years

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Alexei: So since Natasha likes that agent girl, does that mean she's gay now?

Melina: Maybe, but it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lot of things a person can be.

Alexei, nodding knowingly: like Jewish

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slavicshadownr · 2 years

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Young Natasha: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Young Yelena: They do.

Melina: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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multivercity · 5 months

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Alicent : You need to react when people cry.

Melina : I did, I rolled my eyes...

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thecustomcosplayed · 2 years

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Melina: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Yelena & Natasha: Yelena: Only one...?

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westannatasharomanoff · 2 years

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Natasha: Just try to be nice, Mom. Bruce is not like us... he has feelings.

Melina: Are you positive this is the guy for you?

Natasha: That is exactly the type of thing I don't want you to say in front of him.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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[Young Natasha and Yelena made Melina and Alexei breakfast as a gift and then they walked in on them having sex and Alexei panics]

Alexei: We need a game plan. We need to rehearse exactly what we are going to say. That’s the only way I’m going to be able to keep it together when my girls are looking at me with judgement and disgust.

Melina: First of all, that’s how they always look at you.

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floilee · 7 months

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*Yelena presenting Kate as her girlfriend to Melina and Alexei*

Yelena: I present to you the girl who got my heart.

Alexei: My God, I thought it was a story to make us less worried.

Melina: Very nice to meet you, Kate Bishop. Yelena talked a lot about you.

Kate very convinced: Did she say uhn?

Alexei: More than you think. And you're even prettier than she described.

Yelena: Alexei, please don't-

Kate: Babe, I don't mind being beautiful.

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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years

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Y/N: Is that a threat?

Melina: When it’s a threat, you’ll know it.

Y/N: Wait, was that a threat?

(Bonus)

Natasha: I see the first introductions are going well.

Natasha: Alexei begging them to marry me was a surprise, though.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 years

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Kate: Yelena and I are just buds.

Melina: I totally understand.

Kate: Thank you.

Melina:...WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MY DAUGHTER?!

(Yelena drags her out of the room)

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tbolting · 2 years

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melina: what’s burning?

alexei, leaving against the counter: just my desire for you

melina: alexei, the toaster is on fire

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broadwayfan92 · 1 year

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After opening the door to let Bruce in

Melina: Natasha, your husband’s here.

Natasha: (walking towards Bruce) He’s not my husband.

Yelena: (smiling) Not yet!

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