robert era westeros dashboard simulation
🫁 maidenless
JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀
🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated
imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼♀️
📜 citadelscribe
deactivated… king robert got them
🐺 starkupdates
if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!
🥘 bowlofbrown
crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people
🌞 bowedbentbroken
aren’t their families literally intermarrying
🪵 riverlandspussy
serfs would stan a dog if it was landed
🐊 lizardlion
bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time
🌳 oldegodluvrr
why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝
🗝 livesbythefingers
i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex
🔥 melisandre
the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR
🦑 saltmalewife
shitting myself at this
🐦 muttonmouthed
stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!
💘 luckylikestcriston
🎭 silkyourstreet
every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor
🦀 celtigwhore
how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women
🫁 maidenless
JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀
🐴 littlestfrey
why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen
📜 citadelscribe
known cuckold
🌞 bowedbentbroken
do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say
🪸 patchpatchpatchface
on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!
🪨 dragonstoner
another patchface banger
🦑 saltmalewife
the man cannot miss
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The time has finally come…
From the amazing talents of 32 individual artists, I’m bring you…
A TAROT OF ICE AND FIRE
Cover art: mkur_art (Instagram)
Patchface: @samiligia
The dragon eggs: @mursartifice
Melisandre: @wweskywalker
The conquerors: @fkaluis
Bran Stark: Dr3adLady (twitter)
Jon & Daenerys: @toadpeee
Drogon, Viserion & Rhaegal: ilona_vvww (twitter)
Brienne of Tarth: taliesart (twitter & Instagram)
Stannis Baratheon: oynon (Instagram) & @toadpeee
Geroge R. R. Martin: @toadpeee
Ned Stark: ilona_vvww (instagram)
Tyrion Lannister: pulksten (twitter)
Lyanna Stark: @polluxxxart
Rickon Stark: @jimmymmtz
Arya Stark: @arte072
Sansa Stark: Sansapilled (twitter)
Olenna Tyrell: highgardenart (twitter)
The World: @toadpeee
Jorah & Daario: @jimmymmtz
Missandei: @reynyra
Oberyn Martell: mrm215555 (twitter)
Podrick Payne: @wodania
Renly Baratheon: @wodania
Robert Baratheon: @laurellerual
Catlyn Stark: Sali_alenn (twitter)
Tywin Lannister: @cyareaxes
Samwell Tarly: @laurellerual
Greyworm: @shikadraws
Rhaegar: @faeporcelain
Margaery Tyrell: highgardenart (twitter)
Jon Snow: Nataa_draws (instagram)
Robb Stark: rozesdoesart (instagram)
Tommen Baratheon: @francy-sketches
Varys: Alorescott (twitter)
Jaime Lannister: talisart (twitter)
Joffrey Baratheon: mrm_215555 (twitter)
Sandor Clegane: @banadraw
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at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair... im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.
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February 2024 Romance Drawing Challenge
Day 17: Selyse Baratheon and Melisandre
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stannis baratheon in his post-blackwater depression era is so relatable. like he summons davos from the dungeons to make him hand of the king when it’s already night. i too put off tasks throughout the entire day and then try to do everything at 9 pm so i don’t feel like i wasted another day
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