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Eyepocaylse au where Jon is blind and has to trust that martin is telling the truth

#tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #martin blackwood #jonmart #the eyepocalypse #todo #mellisfunideas #au #eyepocalypse au #writing prompt

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I wish I could draw because if i could I'd definitely draw a little pride celebration comic strip where the first panel is just Tim with a basic 'Love is Love' T-shirt and hoodie all like: "Thanks for coming with me, guys. It means a lot to me that you're such great allies"

And then it cuts to next panel of almost the entire Extended family studying him with varying amounts of doubt, confusion, shock, and frustration while wearing A LOT of their own pride merch and get ups.

Selina is in the calmest costume of all of them. To the average person, she's in her typical thigh high boots and leather jacket civvies. To a more discerning eye, she's wearing her most sapphic earring (large minimalist wires of a naked woman's torso with small pearls as nipples) and a novelty (gasp) T-shirt, obscured mostly by her jacket, that parodies Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album with the Bi flag colors instead of a rainbow. Her nails which are just visible are painted with a pink to blue gradient that the mirror finish of her sunglasses shares.

The most out there is Steph which is why her reaction is the most intense. She's spray colored her hair, wearing a color blocked outfit to fit the Pan colors fit with a bright blue tutu. She has appropriately colored tiny cast iron pans as earring and the flag facepainted on her cheeks and the inclusion flag pinned to her like a cape. They're not at the celebration yet but it is very obvious she is one of those people who will just keep collecting bracelets, stickers, flags, and any merch she can find when she does get there.

They rest fall between Selina and Steph. Jasons's jacket is covered in patches and pins. Duke has a pride hoodie with pins too only he's also wearing the inclusion flag and rainbow socks. Dick has face paint, an obligatory pan pun on his shirt, and booty shorts (obviously could not be seen in a still picture) that say 'Equal Opportunity' on the butt. The shirt and the shorts very obviously do not match, but he's too shameless to be pressured into changing. Cass is dressed in all rainbows courtesy of Steph.

Kate is in the least colorful outfit but the loudest with only a dash face paint and holding a flag etched black with the names, office adresses, and reelection days of politicians that supported anti-queer acts and laws and a bold 'SHUT THEM THE FUCK UP' She holds her thumb up and says: "No problem, bud."

There would be an Bonus part where Ivy, quietly wrapped in a Lesbian flag, leans over to Harley, covered in glitter and stickers to ask: "Are we sure he's a Bat." Referring to apparent lack of detective skills.

Bruce 'I choke on my emotional constipation every time I tell my kids good job' Wayne and Damian 'I'm too young to care to ask what's going on ' Wayne would be in the background dressed in minimal apparel drawn as laughably unfinished blobs in their own experience blissfully unaware of Tim's obliviousness.

Tim is also unaware of Tim's obliviousness.

And then I'd label it "Bats have the highest rates of Homosexuality of any Mammal"

This post was heavily inspired by a post by the talented Tumblr User: Oifaaa

#batfam #mellisfunideas #drawing prompt #pride #pride month #tim drake #red robin #selina kyle #selina wayne #Catwoman #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #robin #jason todd #red hood #duke thomas #signal #dick grayson #nightwing #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #poison ivy #pamela isley #harleyivy #queer #lgbtq #queer headcanons

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There is no way Reginald kept any of the umbrella Academy allve. In fact, I think he might have killed all the rest of the 43, especially in the new timeline when he's seen how reckless and dangerous the Umbrella Academy is.

7 out of 43 kids were adopted and then nothing? No other kids were revealed on the news? They never met a villian that was one of the 43? The only other part of the 43 they've met from their timeline wouldn't know she had powers unless she was near another kid with abilities and even then she was kidnapped and kept out of the timeline from a young age.

I hope they see other versions of themselves but i don't think they will I don't think they're alive to be met.

#tua #the umbrella academy #the hargreeves #the 43 children #reginald hargreeves #mellisfunideas

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Sports anime, but the main struggle is that the team of players trying to lose

#mellisfunideas #story prompt #prompt #prompts #story prompts #sports anime #anime #writing prompt #reverse au

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Fun Idea

You were on deaths door when someone turned you into a vampire. Any other sensible person would be ecstatic and grateful, but not you. You had braces and a retainer. And now you are on a mission to hunt down your sire and make them pay for the pain of growing fangs while your teeth were in a literal metal cage. You also want them to pay for your new vampiric retainer.

#mellisfunideas #vampires #vampire #braces #prompt #urban fantasy #story prompts #story prompt #writing prompt #magical realism #vampire turning #orthodontics #funny #comedy

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Steph: The Waynes are cool. B gave me a designated guest room

Bruce: Steph we talked about this before that is your room. If it was a guest room I wouldn't have let you paint it that ugly shade of purple

Steph: How dare you say that! My designated guest room is wonderful shade of purple. I'll have you know it is inspired by the very respectable hex code #420a55

Bruce:

Steph: Don't talk shit about my designated guest room again

#i am very tired #what is this #shitpost #mellisfunideas #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect batfam quotes #batfam #batfamily #spoiler #stephanie brown #batman #bruce wayne #bruce waynes adoption addiction #420 #hexcode #bruce & steph

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Do you think Gotham thirsts over Pattinson's Bruce the same way that people thirst over Pete Davidson

#3am thoughts #like a mixture of i could fix hims and pathetic men (affectionate) #and and malnourished victorian peasants #the people who thirst over those #mellisfunideas #patman #battinson #robert pattinson #batman #the batman #the batman 2022 #pete davidson #bruce wayne #bruce (little freak)

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Coming of age supernatural drama where the main character doesn't know that humans know about the supernatural world.

Vampire trying to repeat the 11th grade and be all mysterious about it only for everyone to already know before he can dramatically tell them

Witch tries to heal someone with dark magic in a hospital and gets blocked by the wards to their surprise

Banshee telling her best friend that someone is going to die and them believing her without question

They spend the entire time confused but not questioning it while still maintaining the concept they have to hide magic. All their human friends keep trying to tell them its fine but they keep misunderstanding

#mellisfunideas #prompts #prompt #writing prompt #magical realism #urban fantasy #fantasy #banshee #witch #werewolf #werewolves #vampire #vampires #vampires and werewolves #comedy #wwdits #legacies #teen wolf #sabrina the teenage witch #tvd #the originals #someone get me more #occult #tv shows #that border on #slice of life

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there are three types of shapeshifter

1) i can control every molecule of my body. I’ve both memorized and transcended society.  My humanity is not in question as much as my reality.

2) Am I really human? What separates me from the forms I take? As I take them? Each transformation brings me pain yet I can’t bring myself to stop.

3) what? huh? didya see that body go brrrrrr

#shapeshifters #powers #cliches #mellisfunideas #in order they are #loki #animorphs #ben 10 #melodrama #comedy #shitpost #emo #they are I swear

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I think it would be very funny had Sasha survived if Jon asked her a Question and we got a rant about how everything is going to shit and how shes so stressed and tired and the only reason she's looking minorly put together is because if she didnt at least have time to shower she was going to go mad. Then when Jon apologizes for compelling her she just keeps going and tells him his compulsion is shit and she's got some complaining to do

#it would be safe to assume she's an eye avatar but personally i think Sasha would just be like that #like no thought of personal boudaries #like part of her rant is about how she's constipated and Jon is mortified but she has no fear of exposure and just keeps going #shes like fully immune to the eye #tma #the magnus archives #mellisfunideas #sasha james #jon sims

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There never was a snail. The demon just needed to give you a reason not to expose your immortality

#the snail #immortal snail #snail #immortal #immortality #mellisfunideas #story prompt #prompt #story #story ideas

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Stuck between Captain Carter's use of the sword shows how much more hot headed and willing to kill Peggy is compared to Steve and the sword and shield is a full circle to Peggy playing Knight as a child

#captain carter #peggy carter #What if #what if spoilers #spoilers #what if series #meta #but also not #agent carter #what if episode 1 #mellisfunideas #showerthoughts

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Was walking home and now have an Idea:

High School Superhero AU where Sasha, Tim, Danny, and Martin are a team of superheroes trying to stop crime.

One day they get caught up in something related to the Circus and decide they have to stop it. That's where they meet a strange character waiting for them outside of Sasha's home. They don't introduce themself and only informs the group that they need to steer clear of the Circus. As a boon, the figure offers up the locations of other illcit organizations, but at the same time reveals the existence of the Unknowing. Spurring the group to further look into the Circus.

As they look into the Circus, they begin to see the character more and more. At each interaction, the character becomes less mysterious. The figure begins to quip and the group now knows they have a cat. However the figure becomes more urgent and stresses more that the group needs to turn a blind eye to the happenings of the Circus. To let them, the figure, handle it themself.

At some point something goes wrong and Danny is taken hostage and soon 'returns.' It's Danny, but Danny would never say the things he's saying. Danny would never act the way he's acting. He doesn't show up to patrol and he's picking fights. Something is wrong.

To figure out what's up Sasha finds their informant. Their name is Jon Sims. But she can't get any more than a birth certificate and driver's license. No school transcripts, no dental records, nothing, not even a passport. Working her magic she tracks them down, however and demands they tell her everything.

They consider and refuse. She threatens him. And they still refuse, until she tell them about Danny. Jon refrains giving most of the information they have, but reluctantly agreed to let the group help stop the Circus.

They begin to work as a long-term team. Overtime Jon will have to tell them more and reveal his powers.

Danny, Tim, Sasha, and Martin rely mostly on tech. They have minor (nonfear) powers if they have powers at all.

In this au the Fears still exist. Jon is more a manifestation or child of the Eye than an avatar.

They still lament their lack of a humanity. And they are one edgy boi with realization they have never had one.

Martin is closest to them and convinces them to take a code name as the rest have. Martin suggests 'Seraph' and Tim thinks an excuse to call Jon 'Angel' (It might be).

I leave it here because I don't think I'll have a chance to write it. But the central idea of it would be the group showing Jon that he does have humanity.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma fanfic #fanfiction #prompts #mellisfunideas #jon sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #danny stoker #georgie and Melanie and gerry would all be friends of jin's but thzyd also be heavily involved #in the occult #au #superhero au #high school au

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fuck it after ep200 Jmart wakes up to find themselves in Kmart

#i think about this everyday #jmart #jonmartin #tma #the magnus archives #kmart #is kmart even still a thing #crack #demon brain is having fun #mellisfunideas

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i have theory that after ww2 wizards went into a much more intense hiding from muggles. Instead of hiding amongst muggles they begin to live entirely separated. And with this separation there was a rebirth of “classical” wizard culture. Which would explain the fashion and the relative confusion about muggle culture during Harry’s time that didn’t occur in Fantastic Beast’s.  I also believe that due to magic messing with and supplementing things like light bulbs (which were very finicky at first introduction even for muggles), telegrams, automoblies etc technological innovation in wizarding communities had already began to stagnate and thus there was no need to exchange with the muggle community which would have more apt to innovate this way. In this essay I will

#hp #harry potter #fantastic beasts and the crimes of grindelwald #fantastic beasts #fantastic beasts and where to find them #newt scamander #albus dumbledore #hermione granger #ron weasley #mellisfunideas #crookshanks #luna lovegood #i have never interacted with the hp fandom #i dont even like harry potter anymore #my cousin is obsessed i felt like i had to #muggles #wizarding world #neville longbottom #ginny weasley #fan theory #at this point i make more sense than jk rowling

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Hello, I am here to ask about Slaughter Jon. I love him, bloodthirsty bastard as he is.

How did he get into the Slaughter? How did he develop? What Music does he use?

Hiii! That was fast. :)

Thank you for asking me these amazing questions. I’m afraid I might not be able to go in as detail as you’d hope. This is one of those things that takes its own life after you breathe them into creation and you lose track of all the possibilities.When I thought of my AU, I really was thinking of outside povs and an alternate to Melanie’s and his relationship and so I wasn’t thinking much for logistics.

He stumbled into the Slaughter similarly to Melanie. He was (unknowingly) investigating Slaughter manifestations or avatars, sometime before his time at the Institute. (which would happen as it does with the canon). In this AU, I’d say its appropriate to assume that he is a bit more “aggressive” in his pursuit of the supernatural after his experience with Mr. Spider. He’s more apt to investigate rather than research. In this he got up and personal with an aspect of the Slaughter and got a bit hooked. He doesn’t have the neat “go back to normal” switch that Melanie has bc his mark and his beginning is psychological. 

As for how he Became, I am stuck between few concepts of how he came to realize he’s avatar:

1) He kept looking into his marking experience, kept getting marked from other aspects, ended up joining the aspects rather than being affected, learns things and decides to try his hardest not to become part of it, before he even gets to the Institute. 

2) He doesn’t know. Not until Sasha explains the entities, he does two and two and confesses everything (including some illegal activity) in a Statement. relieved that he can figure whats happening to him

3) He’s at the same level that Melanie was before the bullet gets removed until the Prentis incident when he allows himself to go off. He spends season 2 in parallel to Sasha scared, reserved, looking for answers only he’s also secretly feeding and learning.  

He isn’t so far gone that he can’t overcome it or wean himself, but he is very far gone. During “Whatever The Distaste,” Jon has been going cold turkey after a strong relapse, but Basira doesn’t buy it.

In all versions, I believe in his self discipline. I think that he tries his best to manage himself and his bloodlust and keeping track of Melanie who although knows in this AU (thanks to Jon sniffing her out), isn’t the best at riding the waves. Due to temperament/experience/ability, he’s her “sponsor”. Not enough to be an Anchor, but enough that they can keep each other responsible. He tries his damnest to keep Melanie human, by volunteering himself to her aggression. The reason he doesn’t try to get the bullet out of Melanie is because he doesn’t know its removable or fixable. 

I like the concept of Jon using music. It makes sense and is a good idea. But because its not mandatory to the Entity, I did not think of it. If you have an idea, though, I’d love to hear it, please. 

#the slaughter #tma the slaughter #tma #the magnus archives #slaughter!jon #slaughter!jon au #mellisfunideas #au