#mello is simping

[mellointheory]

new fave butch in any media is this jacked clowngirl adrenaline freak from worthikid's Wire animation.

feel like he really unlocked a new genre of cool clown character here. also im Attracted.

#mello is simping #she's so fucking COOL tho she's like the berserker muscle of their group and she just wants to RESCUE THE CHILD #AND THE SINGING DURING HER PART OUGHGOUOHOUGOFHG #in love. adoring.

[mysicklove]

guys i’m sorry, but i have been waiting to say this. i think sukuna looks hotter in yuujis body than he does in his true form

#🔪 - mello talks too much #IM SORRRYYYYY #maybe it’s because i’m a yuuji simp #but #in yuujis body he is a perfect mix of hot and cute #and #RAHHHHH #but also true form sukunas dick 😫😫😫😫 #LMAOOO

[levi-dayne]

i desperately need mello to make me fear for my life i genuinely do. i don't even care

#mdni #is this #personal posts 😌✨️✨️ #?? i will tag it as such just in case #but i think a good amount of my fellow mello simps might relate to this #or maybe not who knows #im so normal about him i swear

[fanfic-frolic]

Characters I find hot that I definitely should fucking not... Part 2

Part of a mass murder family cult that massacred one of my favourite little revenge seekers entire fucking village.

-_-

Refused to go to therapy like a normal person and instead let his inferiority complex fuel his horrific actions to get a leg up on a 10 year old.

-_-

A little revenge seeker who also won't go to fucking therapy, also he'd leave me on read.

-_-

A literal golden retriever Boi.

-_-

Propaganda.

-_-

Tune in for another part someday some time somewhere 😉

Also, no. I will not explain myself.

#fandom #lols #exposing myself #joker game #joker game anime #hxh #hunterxhunter #machi #hxh machi #simping #stupid shit #shitpost #beastars #hxh kurapika #kurapika #kurapika is drowning #mello #death note #mello death note #miheal keehl

[lisutarid-a]

me: I don’t have a type

also me:

PART 1

#here we go again #how many grumpy blonds do you want? - yes #part two out of boredom #guess im just a simp for tsunderes #bakugou katsuki #boku no hero academia #ryuguji ken #draken #tokyo revengers #mello #death note #deidara #naruto shippuden #kentarou kyoutani #haikyuu!! #my graphics

[ryyukuuu]

#mello death note #mihael keehl #im a simp

[raenavolante]

antfrost. is here.

#I expected it but also not really #mello hide the simping tag quick #antfrost

[ilajue]

ive been watching hasan videos and every time i simp there is a small version of you in the back of my brain Judging me. it's awful leave me alone HE'S HOT OK,AY HE SPEAKS TURKISH AND IT SOUNDS COOL OKAY

did you see him lick his arm on stream yesterday

#200k views on twt th3 qrts are crazyyy #his simps are so fubny to me im sorry #answered #thank you mello !!

[rnisa]

You can take your time to answer this ask or even delete it if it's too much, but how would a whole genderbent deathnote be?

Hi dear, I love this thank you. More women the better if you ask my gay ass. It's a broad ask so I'm just word vomiting whatever comes to mind but feel free to ask specifics if you want. It's a bit hard as honestly to me mostly everything would stay the same.

Well for starters? The obvious that people don't want to admit: Male Misa would have a LOT of simps. Yes I can elaborate if asked... Aside from that I do think male Misa would still be a model of course, and just at bat shit. In addition to the Death Note I feel a male Misa would be more willing to actually physically get his hands dirty too, at Lights request of course. Like physically covered in blood.

Fem Light? Master manipulator. Even moreso. I mean, Light already is, but fem!Light would be a bit more terrifying I think? If you've ever seen the old movie "Cruel Intentions" just picture the brunette girl as Light and...yeah that's it. Basically the same things Light already does but would have an added bonus of pretending to be helpless/lesser when around sexist men, and use how they view her (as "weak") to her own advantage. Would 100% have mastered the art of fake crying. That's the kind of manipulation that is uncommon for guys so a fem!Light would entirely use that when she could.

Would be a lot closer to Takada I think and never really lose that contact. Why, eh, I unno just because.

Soichiro would be a MILF.

L would have big boobs, idk why, I feel L just exudes big boob energy. When L first shows up to To-oh university, I feel she'd draw lots of attention from everyone (not JUST for the boobs...but that does play a part)

The tennis scene would be a lot more fun because at least Lights outfit would be super cute in my head aha.

Near, nothing would change much I don't think. We never get to see Near's full toy collection but I'm sure he has everything so this isn't really gender specific, they're just toys, but I'm going to use any excuse to give more Near hcs haha. Near would have a substantial beanie baby collection and designate Rester and Lidner to fight for hours on eBay trying to outbid others (and Mello having some low level grunts being the one to purchase said beanie babies, out of spite).

Instead of being male Misa's manager, Matsuda would end up getting offered/recruited to be a model herself and almost takes it, but remembers oh yeah, they have like a mass murderer to catch and all.

#death note #ask #anon #anonymous

[white-poppie]

Melanin Goddesses

Request: hiiiiiii. I would like to ask you if you can make a headcanon of the Wammy boys reacting to their S/O Fem with brown skin and very thick thighs. If you have time and it doesn't bother you. Since your headcanons are so cool.

A/N: Hey there! I don't write for Matt when it comes to Wammy boys because I don't know his personality at all. Forgive me for that. The reader you described is literally me- wtf. Ps: I am a person of colour/ Indian/ too (just adding this before anyone gets mad.) Literally don't ask me what I wrote, I have no idea.

Warnings: Little suggestive for Mello.

Death Note (デスノ一ト)

L

This boyo has no interest in any physical characteristics. He only looks for personality, intelligence, maturity and understanding.

But he would be lying if he said that your melanin skin and thick thighs aren't a cherry on top.

He is literally so pale, so he was really entranced by the colour difference.

He thinks of you as some beautiful deity who ascended from heaven.

The first time he saw you wear shorts in front of him; he had a weird urge to bite your thighs??? (A/N: L what?)

He has always wanted to try resting his head on your lap to see whether it would be comfortable, but he is scared of making you uncomfortable.

You shuddered as you felt someone bear holes on your thighs. You looked up from your phone and saw L squinting at them.

"Something wrong, L?" you asked.

He shook his head but kept staring at your thighs.

"Uhh..is there something on my legs?" you mumbled, feeling very conscious.

L looked up at you and blinked, feeling bad for making you uncomfortable, "No, I just want to rest my head on your lap."

You stared at him for a few seconds before cracking a smile, "go ahead."

Near

Near is childish yet mature at the same time.

Therefore, I conclude the above-mentioned statement by deducing the fact that this lad would rest his head upon your legs while he talks about the most disturbing conspiracy theories, darkest cases etcetera. (My thesis is ready lmao.)

He mindlessly traces shapes on your arms, thighs...basically, anywhere he has access to, it makes him so relaxed 🥺

Overall it is all about emotional connect with him.

Near was laying on your tummy. your thighs rested on his shoulders as you two watched Howl's moving castle.

"Howl and Sophie are literally made for each other, "you sighed.

"But technically speaking, isn't Sophie like...60?" near replied while thinking and drawing circles on the exposed flesh of your thighs.

"I mean, yes, but he is a magician and she does, slowly, turn back to normal," you answer.

"Yeah," Near closed his eyes and turned around, burying his face in your chest, " 'm sleepy."

Mello

1 word: simp.

You know how that one audio that goes: "I Just Shot My Shot at this Lil Fine, Wonderful, Succulent, Lovable, Incredible, Cinnamon Chocolate!" Yep, that's him when he looks at you.

Unlike the other people, he will absolutely not hesitate to just randomly pick you up and put you on his lap.

Love-bites everywhere he can get his hands on!??! o//o

The kind of guy who would just randomly ask, "crush my skull between your thighs."

Also, he squeezes the flesh of your thighs to get your attention.

When he is driving, his hand is always resting on your thigh when it is not on the gear.

He just loves teasing you so much and seeing you get all worked up.

"Pay attention to me, babe, I am telling you something, aren't I?" Mello huffed, sitting in front of you.

"I am almost done with my-" your remark was cut short, by him squeezing your thigh.

"Mello," you warned.

"I am sorry, it's just too squishy!" he pouted and you had to leave your work in the middle just to listen to him ranting about this new chocolate flavour.

Death Note (デスノ一ト)

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[mellointheory]

in case any of you were unaware last night i spent a good deal of time freaking out over Sub Urban and his music and aesthetic and the Bandit music video which prominently featured leather and bondage gear. but anyway. he is a gnc king.

hhhh. yeah.

#mello is simping #sub urban

[emojellyace08]

I just realized something about L's character and it may have changed my perspective on him

(DEATH NOTE SPOILERS) TW: slight mentions of death/self harm

Admit it or not, most of us got hooked to Death Note because of L's goofiness. And some of us hated Light because of his god complex. But none of us realized that L maybe just the same as Light.

Let me explain.

We all know that L's mostly emotionless all the time. Yes, there are times that he would show or at least try to act like a decent human being like calling Light as his "first friend" and pretending that he's one of Misa's fans when he first met her just to steal her phone for evidences about the Kira case.

And if you don't know. There's a canon (oneshot?/novel I don't really remember) about his successors. A, who ended his own life because of peer pressure and BB who became a serial killer to try to beat L and make his crimes "one of the most impossible cases to solve". But as we know BB failed at this and got caught at the end.

But I thought, why did BB did all of this? Well I think it's because of his abusive childhood at Wammy's House. We all know that intelligent children were taken care under Watari's roof for their potential to be L's successor. However, I just realized that children were forced to compete one another for success (that's why Mello has always hated Near). And even after A and BB's death none of this methods were changed for a safer and healthier environment for the children. Yes, no matter how smart they are they're still little kids who has very fragile minds that can be easily manipulated. Did L showed remorse for this? Did he asked Watari to change the rules inside Wammy's House? No.

And I feel like he just really doesn't care about using people as pawns just to finish the case. It's shown that when Light "thinks that he's Kira" he's not buying it. L was also willing to lock up Soichiro with his consent (Light's dad). And he locked up Misa Amane with a tray of chemicals, threatening her if she didn't speak up. He did all of this just for the case to be solved.

And I think that the whole "first friend" was just a lie (it's canon don't argue). L used this method to get a reaction out of Light and fall his guard off and maybe try to feel a little sympathy out of him. And the rain scene was also a trap (even though L knows that he's going to die anyways). He asked Light if he ever lied (not exact quote but you get my point) which Light answered in half-honesty like a psychopath which L expected since Light also wants to be thought and viewed as innocent.

Don't get me wrong, I love L. But we tend to forget that he's not a goofy and cute cinnamon roll that is often shown in the anime. He's still a genius who's willing to take risk and use anybody just to solve the last piece of the puzzle. Did L thought that what he's doing is somewhat wrong? Possibly. Yet he still chose to risk everything even his life to solve crimes. Versus Light. Even as a narcissistic, psychopathic teenager who has the Death Note thinking he's morally right and killed all criminals and somehow made crime rates go lower.

It changed my perspective of L as a character. It kind of turned me off to be honest (as a L simp), but it made me appreciate L's intelligence more and he's not just that cute character that we seem to love. For me he and Light were no different from one another. They're willing to use others to get important information in their cat and mouse game in their battle of wits and pride.

Yeah that's my little rant. What did you thought about L? Did this post changed your perspective on the greatest detective in the world?

#l lawliet #light yagami #death note l #death note #death note theory

[mysicklove-main]

Helloooo my dearest Mello! MY tbhk fixation is back and I wanna ask about your opinions on sakuhiko! (Sakura and Natsuhiko)

oh em GEEEEE A TBHK ASK FHDUDYCHGDGS MY FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA

i think they are cute!! natsuhiko is soooooo silly and such a little simp and i love how unbothered sakura is. AHHH yes yes i love them!!

#💌 - love letters #kit darling

[johannepetereric]

It’s actually interesting, going back to Death Note as a new queer

You understand the “swing the other way” comment from Misa; the queer tension of Lawlight; the Enemies to Lovers popcorn potential; the Yotsuba arc and What Could Have Been; Light being Standoffish to girls and only being around non-familial women in order to manipulate them, suggesting gay and/or aro feelings; how Kira Three can be categorized as a Simp; how Mello, Near, and Matt and Shipping Potential with each other; whatever the fuck the Beyond Birthday light novel(s) had going on, from what I’m hearing; other things I can’t think of at the moment.

Shit’s wild, man!

#death note

[raenavolante]

Some Antfrost facts:

Starting simple:

-he has a twin. Yes. (Ant is younger and shorter)

-his birthday is in August, not November

Okay. Now that that’s out of the way:

-dream taught him minecraft parkour years ago

-he enjoys hiking

-his dad and brother(craftclan) watch his mcc pov live

-he and craft, as toddlers, tried to shove a cat down a laundry shute

-he prefers online classes to in person, but also says he ‘doesn’t have to do anything’ during in person classes

-he tends to leave things in his office for long periods of time (this is about the hot sauce, yes)

-velvet was his first crush, and subsequently his first boyfriend

-he grew up Christian

-he played like… every sport as a child

-he started developing allergies around 8-10 years old

-he wasn’t much of a dog person until he met velvet

-when he’s drunk he’s either very nsfw or extremely romantic (wedding talk vs simping for league characters)

-he moved around a lot as a young kid, he lived in Maine for a few years before moving to Virginia and then eventually California last year

-he’s very close with his mother

-he loves velvets parents and can’t wait for them to be his official in-laws

-on top of his gluten and lactose allergies, he also has a mild peanut allergy

-speaking of allergies, he’s never been tested for celiac, but his doctor told him to live like he does due to the severity

-he would love to try Taco Bell because of how passionate velvet is about it

-his cat Floof used to have a sister

-Frannie is his favourite over Finley

-he lurks in quackity’s chat fairly often despite not speaking Spanish

-he has 2 monitors and wants a third but hasn’t gotten around to it yet

-he’s terrible at remembering ages. He couldn’t even remember his own

-apparently the only way to tell him and craft apart as kids was his mole on his lip

-he’s embarrassed to admit he and velvet technically e-dated for three months before becoming long distance

-he is not, in fact, a furry [allegedly]

-he would prefer a simple gold ring to a fancy one

-also he would like a smaller wedding

-and to propose to velvet after velvet proposes to him

-he’s in no rush to get married but will say yes no matter what

-he’s talked a lot about wedding stuff if you couldn’t tell

-promised he would kiss Scott Smajor. Unless something happened at twitchcon, he has not done so yet

-velvet has changed his political views a lot, for the better (his words)

-he shoved some stuffed animals in a bag 10 years ago. This bag remains unopened and sits in the background of his streams.

-his facecam is a few pixels too far left to fit fully in frame. I hate this.

-he would wear one of gumis outfits if given the chance

-he doesn’t understand why people care so much about height (hes 5”7)

-he recognizes most regular chatters by name and talks to us in his discord

-he’s expressed discomfort with people shipping him with people other than red, but when it comes to bbh x ant he is extremely vocal about finding it weird. (Valid)

-one of his friends pushed him to confess to velvet

-he did in fact make the first move in their relationship

-his response to “you make the same face in every photo” is “yeah, I’ve been told.”

-Frannie[the dog] shoves him to the edge of the bed

-he absentmindedly plays with velvets hair a lot

-thinks velvet is ‘hot as fuck’ with a beard

-he used to go to the gym regularly before the pandemic

-he’s read fanfic about him and velvet (hey mello)

-his grandma is German, and her accent comes out when she yells

-that fact came up when telling the story of nanafrost walking in on her grandson and his ‘bestie’ sharing a bed

-he uses pet names more than velvets actual name irl

-they both use ‘cutie’ because velvet didn’t like ‘babe’

There’s more I could add but. I’ll stop for now. Friends feel free to add more ant facts

#antfrost #velvetiscake #fun facts #rae’s writings

[ilajue]

it's so fucked up how everyone simps for mello like when is it my turn to have stans

#ila.txt #slash joke mello is my good friend