'you were asleep/unconscious/comatose' prompts
"So, you're finally awake."
"Good of you to join us."
"They don't know you're awake yet. Stay down."
"Oh my god. [Name]? Hi, [name]?"
"Get up. Now."
"I'm not leaving you here. GET UP."
"Hi. How are you feeling?"
"Sleep okay?"
"You know there are, like, actual beds here. You didn't have to take the floor."
"Relax. Nothing happened."
"Thirsty?"
"Can you hear me?"
"How'd you sleep?"
"You absolute fucking idiot."
"How could you be so stupid?"
"You were pretty out of it."
"Relax. We're safe here."
"We're not there yet. Go back to sleep."
"We're about halfway."
"You're on next watch."
"Up and at 'em. We have activity."
"You wanted me to wake you if [x], right? Well, [x]."
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Does someone who knows how to make edits want to make a really dumb Clone Wars meme for me? Cause this idea is currently stuck in my head...
*Bluey intro theme*
*as instrumentals play pics of various Jedi flash on screen with captions of how their troops address them*
"MUM!!!" *picture of Shaak Ti*
*instrumentals and slideshow of Jedi resume*
"DAD!!!" *picture of Plo Koon*
*instrumentals and sideshow resume* (trail off and video ends before next name sung)
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The Borgias Quote Rp Meme
Part 1: inspired by @multistoty @all-is-fair-in-love-and-war
You show no tears? Are you stone?”
“Don’t look at you? Then pluck my eyes out.”
I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.“
Is nothing in this damned city what it seems?“
Kings are of short supply.“
I will marry anyone you like if it helps you to sleep.“
I am of novelty value then.“
Death, also is in paradise.“
Most things in life prove to be sad“
All things are permissible in our dreams.“
Can one spill blood to rid the world of a greater evil?“
I feel for you still, but I know not this man beside me.“
We are facing a battle for our very survival.“
She is heading as far away from you as possible, my lord.“
Know your enemy. Know him better than your friend.”
I have wished him dead a thousand times.“
One looks to the future, the other to the past.“
Sometimes goodness needs the help of a little badness.“
Affections can be lethal in this Rome of ours.“
I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it's not called marsh fever. You're with child.“
You are my eldest son. It is your destiny to follow in my foot steps.
You care so much for someone you hardly know.“
Is it murder to defend your mother's honor?”
Your eyes, you no longer walk on air. Where is my young sister hiding?“
You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.“
You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people”
Yes, I will marry him. He has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.“
What happened to you? You were such a lovely child.”
God gives you riches, and you kill for more.”
This dog will come back and bite.“
You would surprise yourself if such destiny ever brushed against you.“
Save your thoughts. Say nothing.“
I haven't uttered a word.”
Don't challenge me! And never, ever within these sacred walls!“
No, but we can hear you thinking.“
This is not God's doing, father.“
Everything is God's doing!“
I stand in awe, your eminence.”
We did love our children, did we not my dear?“
You killed your father.”
There was a reason for my marriage brother. Remind me of it.“
You were given this office for a reason, your holiness.“
Still, I stand in awe.”
We're dancing on your brother's grave.“
what exactly are you celebrating? Your sisters betrothal, or the death of your brother?“
If you don't have the stomach for this spectacle, you'll find that Spain lies that way.“
Too close for comfort.“
No your holiness. It was a bolt of lightning.“
She chose God, and God repaid her with mutilation.“
Oh what would Rome be without a good plot?“
The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder.“
And what do you do with a monkey that bites you?“
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Please please please, artist friends and friends with artists!
I need someone to draw me a 'How to pick up Kali' meme. I am commissioning this; I do not expect this for free. I have Ideas (tm) and need an artist to help me fill them. It's a three-sketch commission and I'm willing to discuss price.
Help me.
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ok this prompt doesnt make a lick of sense but consider: things that make u go "oh you two act like such an old married couple." go crazy
nonnie. if you were in this room with me, right now, right this very second, i would be cupping ur face tenderly and bestowing a gentle kiss on ur forehead, bc this is like. this is. just beyond comprehensibly beautiful. ty for trusting me w this gem of a prompt, u magnificent genius. i love you.
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the odds of the anon in question seeing this post are absolutely the nearest to impossible ever, but i still find myself asking it!
dear cinnanon roll who wanted the soft romantic spice prompts,
is it okay if they're a little more fantasy-themed than generic? bc i have ideas but a lot of them are more belonging to a fantasy context, like i can generalize most of them but there's still a few which remain fantasy-oriented.
tysm!
blue.
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just a picture of a bucket that says "Y E S." over it and "F I N A L L Y." Under it?
Just serotonin for me and my crack-addled mutuals I beg
WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY ASKS YOU A MEME REQUEST
I made two, for some reason. I hope you like ittt
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