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antdays · 5 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Me writing
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miyukisluv · 4 months
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i love insane people
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sdv-said-what · 20 days
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When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.
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corvus-for-ddd · 8 months
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sharldose · 21 days
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Charles: 👀 Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 months
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Warlock: I have witnessed unspeakable horrors. The horrors weren't undescribable or anything, I just had to sign an NDA.
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marsinoff · 3 months
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Max: Carlos, please keep an eye on Charles today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched. Carlos: Sure, I'd love to see Charles get punched. Max: Max: Try again. Carlos: Carlos: I will stop Charles from getting punched.
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marsinout · 4 months
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Max: Noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to die. Max, pointing Charles: Of course, he is an exception. I Iike his voice.
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kibo-ichiro · 8 months
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Cedric: So how did you two end up together?
*FLASHBACK*
Penelope: Hey, if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?
Callisto: Penelope, what did you do?
Penelope: Wedding first, questions later.
Callisto: *gets up* Okay.
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daddiesdrarryy · 7 months
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Me when I finish writing something:
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Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.
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sdv-said-what · 20 days
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So much is happening in this conversation, I don't even have a clever quip for it...
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goldensunset · 1 month
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sharldose · 13 days
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Max & Charles, giving water bottles to each other: Don’t forget to drink water so we can stay hydrated while we suffer.
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