my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
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Charles: 👀
Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.
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Warlock: I have witnessed unspeakable horrors. The horrors weren't undescribable or anything, I just had to sign an NDA.
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Max: Carlos, please keep an eye on Charles today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Carlos: Sure, I'd love to see Charles get punched.
Max:
Max: Try again.
Carlos:
Carlos: I will stop Charles from getting punched.
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Max: Noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to die.
Max, pointing Charles: Of course, he is an exception. I Iike his voice.
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Cedric: So how did you two end up together?
*FLASHBACK*
Penelope: Hey, if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?
Callisto: Penelope, what did you do?
Penelope: Wedding first, questions later.
Callisto: *gets up* Okay.
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Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.
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Max & Charles, giving water bottles to each other: Don’t forget to drink water so we can stay hydrated while we suffer.
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