#meme subclass

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I GOT INTO A MAGIC SCHOOL!! 😍🥳🥳🥳 They left a first-floor window unlocked and I’m just walking around in here!

#rogue #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd #mod meme #source: twitter #and that's how the arcane trickster subclass was born

[brewerssupplies]

You see, if you enter into a pact with me, I'll grant you supreme power in exchange for your service. And you can in turn grant others supreme power in exchange for their service, and so on. It's definitely not a pyramid scheme. Don't look it up.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #dungeons & dragons #5e #homebrew #warlock #meme #shitpost #subclass

[binary-bird]

the echo knight experience

#he's not a david player character until he's memed to hell and back! #dave volos #doodles #echo knight #really enjoying this subclass rn

[syrips]

bg3 made me envious of bards who carry instruments around while traveling so i bought myself a kalimba

and yes im going to play all the bard songs and the music box song and im so excited

#i always wanted a kalimba tho so dw its not impulsive #i just finally got money for one and i love the lil music boxy sound dodoodo noises #maybe ill get a little brown leather instrument bag with a bard symbol on it #omg ima irl bard!! #now i should see which bard subclass i match the most based on my education and instruments #bg3 memes #oh heck i took a quiz and got valor

[reanimatestar]

new guy* just dropped <3

[image description: two pencil drawings of the artist's original character, ernest. they are an aasimar with wavy shoulder length hair. they are wearing a collared shirt and a coat, as well as broken glasses. they also have a halo behind them. the first drawing shows them with a smug expression on their face and a finger to their temple. the second shows them facing forward with a neutral expression and saying, "One (1) ticket for Oppenheimer (2023)." /end description]

#oh look - a star! #image description #ernest of ephraim #<= that's them they're an artificer going to make them an alchemist once i get to choose the subclass <3 #the first one is based on that intj sodium chloride meme someone please know what i'm talking about #anyways. what else. true neutral broke dark academia mad scientist. one (1) friend that they went no contact with a month ago. #their friendship status is kind of up in the air actually. so i guess no friends. #i keep making guys that are so alone in this world. anyways <3 #currently working with (in their eyes) a bunch of bozos. and also the helmsman. #very fun to have a guy who is just unapologetically a huge bitch <3 nice change of pace from carxes <3

[purplecatghostposts]

Okay so this is a VERY rough first draft and I might change things up later as this whole thing is still developing but I had fun with this whole interaction so I’m sharing it!

Tim and Brian in my D&D AU! They don’t know each other all that well, which I think makes it funnier

#marble hornets #mh D&D au #Take The Help Action #<-Title of the AU if you’re curious #sneak peek #SB Speaks #SB Writes #yes this is the same AU of the meme I made a while ago #the smug cat Brian #anyways. they’re funny and I love them #trying to travel across the country? take a well traveled rogue who may or may not be a thief in both the subclass sense and the literal one

[zeravmeta]

never let it be said that I am not a man of principle

#now the TRUE battle begins #zerav meme #arknights #so what if it's the worst subclass? love all of them NOW

[catnip-cryptidd]

Another dnd character of mine, Belladonna Kytess! She’s a cheerful, sheltered, overly-passionate mortician who hunts undead and liches for the Raven Queen! (She’s a high elf raven queen warlock for all those curious.) Thanks to @victoria-shimmer for the commission, she turned out amazing!

#raven queen warlock is an unearthed arcana subclass but who cares I like it #Belladonna Kytess #warlock #raven queen #dnd #dnd characters #dnd meme #victoria-shimmer #raven queen warlock #warlock dnd #high elf #elf dnd #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons art

[untitledmp3file]

Tactical Bard Action

#bards #bard subclass #rpgs #memes #violin #violince

[fatummortem]

DnD Class by personality

Rogue

You’re a practical and unusually resourceful person with big dreams that may or may not involve copious amounts of money or treasure. You’re ambitious, you know what you want, and you’ll do whatever you can to get it. Some people might think you’re selfish, but you know it’s important to take care of yourself first. You thrive under pressure and you might have a bit of a mischievous or chaotic side.

Soulknife

Most assassins strike with physical weapons, and many burglars and spies use thieves' tools to infiltrate secure locations. In contrast, a Soulknife strikes and infiltrates with the mind, cutting through barriers both physical and psychic. These rogues discover psionic power within themselves and channel it to do their roguish work. You’re an insightful person who has a knack for seeing straight through to the heart of a problem. You have an intuitive sense of the right thing to do at just the right moment to turn a situation to your advantage. People probably think you’re either incredibly clever or really lucky; you like to think of it as being perceptive, picking up on patterns, and listening to your instincts. You’re naturally subtle and sometimes you work so quietly and efficiently that other people don’t even notice you putting in any effort, they just marvel at your end result.

Stolen from: @fiddlingonthetympanic​ Tagging: whomever wishes to do so.

#dash games #daken meme #i did it again for the subclass #i'll probs post this again with the others but i'm semi distracted rn c:

[dartagnantt]

PDFs of this and more can be found over on at my Patreon here, there's also another post that came out today, here!

Happy holidays folks. For our frozen festivities, I provide you a new warlock patron. These holiday posts skew very heavily in this direction. An ancient evil who is locked away in ancient ice, but thaws as the Christmas season looms. All know and fear her telltale song

All this new patron wants these holidays, is you(r eternal servitude)

Worming Whispers

The siren's song of the frozen one is really catchy. Ear worm the innocent civilians

Frozen Defense

Modified Entropic ward, instead of disadvantage/advantage, it's a shorter shield spell

Subservient Mind

Ear wormed by your patron so hard, you get the thought shield feature :P

Enthralling Song

Yup, create thrall that stacks with the base ability

And now to plug my stuff. I release homebrews weekly over on my Patreon. Anyone who pledges $1 or more per post don't have to wait a month to see them, and also help fund my being alive habit.

At the moment, they have exclusive access to the following:

Monster Hunting Tools

Revised Firearms

Handheld Explosives

Magical Firearms

Saboteur Conclave

I also have two classes, and a splatbook over on the DM's Guild to check out:

The Rift Binder. A class specialising in summoning monsters and controlling the battlefield.

The Witch Knight. A class that combines swords and sorcery in the most literal way.

The Werebeast. A class that turns you into a half beast to destroy your foes.

d'Artagnan's Adventurer Almanac. A compendium of races, subclasses, feats, spells, monsters and more!

#d&d 5e #subclasses #warlock #great old one #otherworldly patron #christmas #meme #Mariah Carey

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock, with the intonation of a motivational speech: Anyone can be a villain!

Warlock: The capacity for evil lives inside everyone, and the fight against it is a battle people can lose! If someone does not constantly put the work in to be good, they CAN become evil without even noticing it!

#warlock #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd quotes #dungeons and dragons #submission #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #mod meme #greatwyrmgold #source: tumblr #changed the class cause we don't do subclasses here

[viridiave]

so my stupid butt forgot to adjust the formatting for ao3 when I posted it last night so uh whoops

anyway take Primrose and her headaches saga remixed with italics this time

#octopath #octopath traveler #primrose azelhart #and the heachaches that she calls her friends #octopath fanfiction #8path #self-promo #subclassing is fun #the dancer outfits have been memed to hell and back so

[5mind]

WHICH DND CLASS SUITS YOUR PERSONALITY?

Wizard 

 You love to learn, whether in a traditional academic setting or on your own. You definitely look before you leap and you may spend so much time coming up with a plan (or five) that you never actually get around to leaping at all. You work best when you’ve had time to prepare. You love getting to the heart of something and really understanding it on a deeper level. You may not be the strongest physically, but few can match your sharp mind.

SUBCLASS

School of Graviturgy

Understanding and mastering the forces that draw bodies of matter together or drive them apart, the students of the Graviturgy arcane tradition learn to further bend and manipulate the violent energy of gravity to their benefit, and the terrible detriment of their enemies. You seek to understand the world around you and you enjoy thinking about how your knowledge could be applied to real life. You likely enjoy learning about subjects that involve a lot of theory, or having deep philosophical discussions. You like to get straight to the heart of a problem and you pride yourself on finding the most efficient solution. You’re not a touchy-feely type of person and you dislike dealing with emotions (your own or those of people around you), but few can match your analytical and logical mind.

Tagged by Yoinked from: @the27percent

Tagging: y o u

#[ out of circuits ] #[ tag memes ] #[ data : all units ] #(( mun got rogue of the fey wanderer subclass

[kenkuranger]

accidentally thought abt my little dnd bird. you get far enough away from home to come back and let it back in but you still have to take home the person you are now that you’ve been gone. you still have to come home carrying the corpse of the boy who left. you still have to come home and look your mother in the eye and feel the weight of everyone you’ve killed with your hands or your inaction. you can tell your friend you can be brave for you both but you’re not brave you’re just running. you can tell your friend you’re not a good person and it’s true and maybe she’s the only one here who could get you and maybe you’ve fucked it too bad to ever really be friends to begin with. you’re just a little bird with a bow in a city you don’t know and you’re so scared but you know you have to do this because everyone else who’s doing it scares you worse than doing it yourself. you’re just a scared little bird but that fear is turning into anger and maybe you’re turning into something else and you don’t know if it’s better or worse yet but you hope it serves an end

#sometimes you choose your ranger subclass like 60% for the meme (you get zone of truth) and then the phrasing of the subclass features #let you twist your little bird into some absolutely fucked up shit. and also multiclass into barbarian Soon But Not Yet #.txt #chicorycore #oc posting

[prokopetz]

Can you go over what is going on with Paladins and Clerics in DND, not from a mechanical or in universe perspective, but from what different sources/genres/tropes they are drawing on? They always seemed to have too much overlap in the basic concept to me to make sense as separate things in the dnd classes/stock character line up.

Clerics originated way back in the pre-OD&D days, when the game that would become Dungeons & Dragons was still a fantasy roleplaying add-on intended to be paired with your favourite historical wargame. One of the players in Dave Arneson's original Blackmoor campaign had an army whose commander/player character was a vampire named Sir Fang, who proved to be sufficiently overpowered that a mechanical "hard counter" was desired.

This ended up taking the form of a vampire-hunting priest character heavily inspired by Peter Cushing's turn as Abraham Van Helsing in the 1958 Christopher Lee adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula; that vampire-hunting priest in turn developed into what would become one of original flavour D&D's three core classes (the other two being the fighter and the wizard – the thief/rogue came later).

The paladin, meanwhile, was originally a direct, 1:1 lift of Holger Carlsen, the protagonist of Poul Anderson's 1961 fantasy novel Three Hearts and Three Lions, and was introduced as a subclass of the fighter – rather than a class of its own – in the 1975 Greyhawk supplement. Over the game's editions it's wandered from being a fighter subclass, to being a high-level "advanced class" to which qualifying characters can switch at 10th level, back to being a fighter subclass, and finally to a core class, where it's generally remained.

So, in short, the cleric was originally a purpose-built hard counter to vampire PCs loosely patterned after Peter Cushing's Abraham Van Helsing, while the paladin was originally for people who just really wanted to be one specific Poul Anderson character.

(I'm sorry if that's not a terribly satisfying answer, but you need to understand that practically everything in old-school D&D is a 1960s or 1970s pop culture reference – it just doesn't read that way to modern audiences because nobody gets the memes anymore.)

#gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #dungeons & dragons #d&d #game design #clerics #paladins