The Faceless Megacorp Family
Capitalist Power Couple
The Corpo Goon Brothers
Le Winners of The 2024 Darwin Awards
The Blue Collar Gigachads
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POV: You’re an adult mutant ninja turtle whose about to be sucked into some multiverse bullshit
I love this dumb fic trope where everyone thinks the younger versions of tmnt are just…. the kids of the older versions. Bonus points if both sides just roll with it to troll the villains.
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Today at my job I complemented a kindergartener’s FNaF hoodie he was wearing. His reply was, “Yeah. It’s Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizzeria. I bet you’ve never heard of it.” I have never felt so old in my entire life, and I was nowhere near prepared to tell him that FNaF was first released when I was a sixth grader.
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I choose to blindly believe that people who are like "it's very weird of Wyll to just show up and hang around the grove despite being infected and put people in danger" have not played more than an hour of bg because you cannot tell me you've played the game past act 1 and are still so loud and wrong.
First off, Wyll was likely not seeking out the grove or any kind of civilization. He was likely passing through and came across a similar scene as Tav, so a goblin attack. He likely jumped right in and helped, just like Tav does. He then learned of the plight of the grove just like Tav does and decided to help in whatever ways he was capable of in that moment JUST LIKE TAV CAN CHOOSE TO DO. You can literally choose to play Scooby Doo and solve the mysteries in the area, stop for a jam session, and generally just solve peoples squabbles and help them prepare for what's to come which is no different than what Wyll does.
"Well he didn't show up there that much earlier than Tav" you don't know that. If you have long rested at least once or twice, that puts a day or two separation between him winding up there and Tav finding him. The druids AND tieflings imply these attacks are frequent. "Well he chose to stay around people despite not knowing when he will turn" SO DOES TAV. Hell if you make certain choices regarding Shadowheart, so does she. Literally no one in that party knows when they will turn or that they won't until you reach a certain point and trigger the dream guardian.
"He could turn in an instant, he's doing it for the ego boost not cause he actually cares". I. Am. UNLOVINGLY. Slapping you across the face. Logistically the only people who know about "being changed at the pull of a lever" are Tav, Lae'zel, and maybe Shadowheart depending on how you deal with the cultists in the room where she's trapped. Wyll describes the process for ceremorphosis as taking several days, as does Gale, so he is weighing his options and likely considering that he will leave as soon as he feels himself turning and banking on the fact he will be able to hide it, since day one is fever and memory loss. He could also 100% be hoping that Mizora will be able to have some sort of hand in delaying or removing the tadpole though he's hoping he won't have to rely on that or ask something of the devil who literally preyed upon and entrapped him. But it's a decent bet to hedge and he likely hopes that he can somehow use his most recent hunt of Karlach as leverage in some way if it's successful or that he's at least hoping his usefulness to Mizora will see her exerting influence to keep him from being turned. Which would also explain his insistence on still going after Karlach even when the situation is so dire. It isn't duty, it's a chance at survival.
Trust and believe me when I say if you don't believe his brain is going a mile a minute considering his next move and putting intention behind his every choice, I have no hope for you. That lack of hope triples if you unironically hold these opinions about Wyll while sidelining getting rid of the tadpole to help everyone in the area.
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You have converted me into a Laicion shipper and now I suffer from how little content it has... ;_;
I am both delighted and terribly sorry… It’s very small consolation but I am planning on writing for them at some point (hopefully soon) and drawing more for them, and I also know I have a buddy who really likes the ship and has big plans for a fic for the far-off future…
It’s tragic too because it’s not even an ultra niche rarepair, my laicion comic is my most liked dunmeshi fanart, and it gets a good amount of poll votes and interest, so clearly a bunch of people do like it… SO WHERE IS THE CONTENT‼️‼️
I will try brethren but I cannot provide fully for the community, I am already busy working the marchil fields everyday, the winter shall be long and hard
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