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arolesbianism · 9 months
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Mmj darling dance <3
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Had a dream that involved me getting into a fight with a neighbor about speeding + going the wrong way in our one-way apartment parking lot (very on brand. A previous neighbor almost hit me as I was walking home because she was trying to speed out of our very narrow entrance) because my siblings where playing in the yard
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cottoncanada · 2 years
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I love meme-ing on my cat.
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strdstwanderer · 1 year
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Taylor Swift is the person Elon Musk thinks he is. Look at Elon trying so hard to create this fake relatable distraught memer persona, yet always failing because we all know that he's just a sad ignorant out-of-touch wealth-hoarding bigot. No amount of Doge coins, buying Twitter, and appealing to Fox News is going to make him relatable. His posts always come off as a desperate attempt at attention, trying to come off as powerful influential mouthpiece.
Meanwhile, Tay-Tay can fucking damage the environment with her private jet and we all just forget that after one banger album. Hell, her whole country girl bestie persona tricks a lot of people into forgetting that she's a multi-millionaire. Elon Musk would tweet "I forgot you're still alive" in hopes of turning people against Bernie Sanders. T-Swizzle drops a remaster of an old song about Jake Gyllenhaal, and the whole world turns against him.
The Tayminator would be unstoppable if she chose to be political and peddle any sort of propaganda from either of the farthest sides of the political spectrum. She can literally drop the vaguest allusion to Joe Biden in her songs, and the next day, he'll be ousted from office.
Tayco Bell doesn't even need to buy Twitter, steal credit for inventions, pretend to be a genius, and spout inefficient costly pipe dreams to feint futurism in order to be liked. She just makes songs and that's it.
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venusianc0mplex · 8 months
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Children of Aphrodite
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Children of Aphrodite are elegant, captivating, mesmerizing and artistically gifted geniuses. They are also sensitive, quick-tempered and love a good banter from someone they like. They are made to captivate an audience through beauty and learn from their multitude of experiences in love.
Gifts
EXTREMELY gorgeous people
Very talented songwriters
They ALWAYS know what kind of clothing or style looks good on them
They naturally know how to charm the pants off the opposite sex
They know what to do to get what they want
Veryyy good at social climbing
They know how to utilize their social powers very well
They have very good taste in art and knows what the mass like artistically
They have people lined up for miles chasing after them
They are usually blessed with beautiful or well-off friends
They usually spend most of their days enjoying food, art, and beauty
A lot of them are gifted with very nice bodies that fit the modern beauty standards
When healed they are extremely loyal and very attentive lovers, the men are usually huge providers
They understand what to do in love naturally
They usually have a very good relationship with their masculinity/femininity
They either have very good physiques naturally or they build up their bodies very easily
They naturally make very good gurus
They are v
Very charming speakers who grab other people’s attention easily without trying
Very good tastes in clothing
They are charming without trying too much
They are allowed to be indulgent in the beautiful things in life
They have a very good eye for photos
They are blessed with very lovely voices
They are very persuasive people
Common Themes
They usually thrive the most in some kind of art or fashion related industry
They are usually very generous to their friends
They love giving advice or becoming other people’s guru
They usually don’t stand out very much aura-wise but they are very beautiful people who are noticed for their visuals
They are very popular people even if they hate 80% of the people in the room with them
They LOVE sweets ;)
They usually have very nice aesthetics going on their social media account
They usually treat their partners very well but some people can resort to cheating to move on fast from their ex-partners
They tend to move on fast from their relationships while their exes still longs for them
Their relationships tend to go very public
They are usually very spiritually inclined even if they are not the most gifted ones
They would be the type to cast a love spell on someone
They usually THRIVE opening some kind of beauty item business of their own (makeup, skincare, candles, or perfume)
They love to hang around gorgeous people, they usually treat their pretty friends very well
They are usually very responsible parents or they will think things through before having kids
They can be very very sharp-tongued and they LOVE a good banter
Their flirting consists of you complimenting them + banter
They LOVE memes or are huge memers
Either very serious or super unserious for the most part
They tend to have a good work-life balance
They are meant to learn from all of their relationships instead of chronically indulging in them and jumping from one relationship to another
They are usually huge realists
They usually stick to the aesthetic they like the most and they are not really open to switching their aesthetics or style up
They don’t tend to see themselves in a bad light
They usually have a logical/practical approach to life
They grow to understand that they attract the energy they put out there
They usually have a relationship in life that is their greatest challenge
They usually learn to take VERY good care of themselves
They usually do end up manifest their dreams very successfully by taking practical steps to make things happen
Challenges
They need to learn from the mistakes of their past relationships
They can be very superficial, in friendships and with people in general
Escapism through relationships and materialism
Inability to resolve things properly because they don’t want to offend people by having hard talks with them
Inability to dive into deeper topics until they’ve suffered the problem in life
They aren’t the most considerate people until they’ve suffered some hardships and criticisms in life
Stubbornness and refusal to change, very hard stuck on their ideals
Too idealistic when it comes to relationships
They can be too giving to the wrong people because they think being nice to that person will bring them social benefits
Refusal to create genuine friendships due to fear of opening up, fear of not being accepted, and fear of abandonment, life feels much easier when they keep everyone at a distance
Genuine refusal to change
Surround themselves with the wrong people because they want to be with the “cool kids” or they surround themselves with too many yes men
They have trouble finding their fault until they truly fked up in life
Keep everything too surface leveled
Avoidance
Exclusivity because the person doesn’t bring what they want in life or doesn’t embody a certain aesthetic
A lot of them are a best friend to no one when they are younger
They need to learn to use their charm responsibly
They tend to close up and withdraw during the times they need to reach out to people the most
They can be very nice on a surface level to strangers and spill all of their worst sides to people closest to them and end up burdening the people closest to them
The girls can be VERY vengeful and they will choose vengeance over talking things out even with people closest to them
The Aphrodisian girlies can be very competitive and jealous of other girls despite being very blessed people
One of their biggest lessons in life is to not give excessively to their partners and remember to always love themselves first
They are quick-tempered
They can be very sharp-tongued to people that don’t deserve that treatment
They have trouble seeing why the wrong things they do are bad for others especially when they are young
They are usually quick tempered and like to complain a lot when things don’t go as expected, however, they also like to hold their anger in and suffer as a result
Disclaimer: Everything I mentioned above are based on my own observations, I do not claim to be 100% correct
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aspiringbelle · 3 months
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Attention memers! I have a humble request for next year!
In 1969, one of the biggest acts in Progressive Rock was The Moody Blues. This British group decided to start their own label, much like the Beatles. Their new label was inspired by the name of their previous album, "On the Threshold of a Dream".
Why am I bringing this up? Well, today is Threshold day, and I think their record company logo would be perfect for Threshold memes.
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jestbee · 7 months
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hii I hope you are alright!! how are you feeling after the first droncert? dream was so amazing ahhh
Oh my gosh I've had the two new songs on repeat all day, he is wonderful and I'm so parasocially proud of him. He seemed so happy at the end and he deserves that after everything he has to go through.
And George, my little memer, I never expected the song to be serious but wearing pants from the hot topic women's section and clout goggles while singing self deprecating meme rap about macdonalds was not on my list. I love him so much, he's just the epitome of Silly Boy Gets Famous.
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delucadarling · 3 months
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7, 11, 18 and 24 from the ask game for Barbie and/or Lucas? 👀
NSFW OC Asks
7.) Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving
Lucas
He doesn't seek out pain in sex, but he's very open to playing around with it in the bedroom. A lot depends on the response his partner would give to it though, and if his partner brings it up first. If they bring it up first, he's pretty enthused about trying it out, giving or receiving. He has a high pain tolerance, but this would sometimes lead to him not recognizing his limits until after the fact. Lucas has been lucky enough to have partners who concern themselves greatly with talking through moments where things have gone too far, and making sure to make adjustments. He's open to spanking, wax play, ball busting, hair pulling, and he's probably had someone shock him just out of pure curiosity for how it feels.
Barbie
She's certainly curious about trying it out, but she's pretty delicate, so she doesn't want to do anything too extreme if she's receiving. Giving out pain she's mostly concerned with figuring out the exact limits of her partner, and what they want to receive. Though domming isn't really her forte, she's actually pretty good at it! She likes the clearly defined expectations, she likes talking out what's going to happen before it happens, and she likes making her partner happy (particularly because she so often loves to be spoiled, she wants to make sure to reciprocate that in whatever way her partner desires).
Spanking and wax play would appeal to her, but only so long as it's not a super regular part of her sex life. It should be a 'treat' in her opinion.
11.) Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?
They've both had very confusing and uncomfortable wet dreams about Murphy tbh. Lucas can mostly brush these off, but Barbie really struggles with it. There's a part of her that feels attraction to Murphy (stemming from a place of 'what would make him not hurt me'). She doesn't like this at all, it makes her deeply uncomfortable, and she tries like hell to avoid thinking about it.
18.) Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.
Lucas
He's a simple guy. He likes when his dick gets sucked, his ass fucked, and bending someone else over a horizontal surface.
Barbie
Being pinned in place does something for her, particularly with someone she loves and trusts. She also likes being worshiped from head to toe, having her neck kissed/sucked, and getting dicked down real good. Pulling her hair isn't a thing she likes necessarily, but having someone get a handful of her hair to take control of her head? Very sexy.
24.) A song they would fuck/get fucked to
Lucas
Lucas is a fucking memer, so he'd fuck/get fucked to anything. The Benny Hill theme song has made it onto a sex playlist before. Reactions to this have varied widely.
Barbie
Barbie doesn't like music during sex. It's too distracting and she wants to focus on her partner, and the sounds they're making, what they're saying to her, etc. If she had to have music, she prefers instrumentals and she wants the volume to be pretty low. She plays the piano, drums, and has dabbled with guitar/dulcimer, so anything that features any of those instruments would be hella distracting, because she'd be thinking about how to play the song.
Thanks for these!
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somemadart · 1 month
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Soap x ghost one shot
Tw: talk of death
This is pure angst so sorry yall <3
VACANT:
It was late, not a single sound came from outside as the world slept. Moonlight seeping in from the open windows.
Soap liked the windows open, he said the fresh air was good for the soul while one sleeps. Ghost never understood it but he did it because soap wanted it. Ghost would do anything soap wanted. No matter what.
The cool air blew over Ghosts back, the moon illuminating soaps face. He looked like an angel in ghosts eyes. A better man than he could ever dream to be.
Ghost gazed at soap with a loving look as they laid in bed together. Admiring ever feature the other had to offer. Ever sacr, every wrinkle. Ghost would memerize it all. He would map the story soaps scars told, he would cherish every wrinkle. It reminded him how far they both had come.
Soap smiled at ghost, placing a warm hand on Ghosts cheek. "Rest love." Soap cooed, his deep voice like honey. Soothing all of ghosts worries.
Ghost closed his eyes, kissing soaps hand. He stayed there for a while, eyes shut, breathing in his lovers smell.
The warmth on his cheek was pulled away, leaving a cold feeling flow through him. Ghost was to afraid to open his eyes. He knew what he would find. So he kept his eyes shut. Holding tight to the dog tags around his neck.
Eventually, ghost peered through his lashes, over to the cold spot on the bed. An imprint of someone who used to lay there. An empty and cold bed, made now for only ghost.
Ghost held tight to the dog tags around his neck. Two rings hung along with them. Ghost had a blank expression on his face. He didn't know what to do. His heart was heavy, and his throat had a lump in it. But worst of all his soul, it was crushed, ripped out of his body the second a bullet ripped through soaps skull.
No amount of open windows would heal ghosts soul. He was a vacant void of pain. Vacant as the space next to him.
(In case it wasn't clear, this is after mw3. So you know... soap is expired)
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skull001 · 3 months
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A little headcanon for Sonic Prime: After Dread shipwrecked his first ship and was abandoned by his old crew on his attempt to retrieve the Eevil's Lighthouse, he sunk into depression and felt ashamed to even go out in public, until a young hedgehog girl named Black Rose, who had heard of his legend, found him and helped him start all over, hoping to one day be a legendary pirate herself.
I think Black Rose admired him at first. However, as Dread became obsessed once more with the treasure that once eluded him, she started to become somewhat let down by this side of her hero's personality, which became more apparent as he often would blame their newest memer, the cyborg Rusty Rose, for what were his own mistakes, product of the obsession for his "beauty" clouding his better judgement.
Black Rose was horrorized when Dread even as far as to threaten his very own crew with walking the plank least they recovered his treasure from that blue menace.
Even when Dread abandoned his ship and Crew to espace with the shard, Black Rose still felt a little respect for him, and the hope he could regain his senses.
But much later, when Sonic offered Dread to join him in saving his crew from their rapidly decaying world, the once famous pirate, still sitting defeated in the floor refused, least there is something in for him.
This was the last straw for Black Rose, who as she passed by him, could not contain her words of dissapointment. "Some legend yee are".
Still, even after this, Black Rose was a girl of high spirits, and with an unyielding determination and strong sense of initiative. She and Rusty Rose were the first to cross dimensions to help Sonic, and with the disposition to support him without hiding any ulterior motives.
Without realizing it, Black was becoming the pirate she dreamed to be. She was loyal to her friends and displayed leadership, quickly taking command after Dread left them in No Place not for personnal glory, but for the greater good.
When Dread finally came back to his senses and abandoned his quest for treasure to save a friend, finally realizing that there are things more valuable in life than material posessions, Black was happy to see once more the Captain Dread she admired. But what followed was something she never expected: Dread acknowledging his mistake, and passing his title of captain to the young pirate girl, calling her Captain Rose. Dread was proud of the noble and brave pirate Black Rose had grown to become... someone worthy of being followed to wherever their adventures would take them, and in doing so, Dread slso regained not only his honor, but the friendship with a girl who was like family.
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06268 · 5 months
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Here's a fun game: if you had to assign an Avatar the Last Airbender character to each of the MunchyMc peeps, who would they be?
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While I did watch ATLA, my sisters are much bigger fans. So I had them help me out with this!
Bad: Iroh - He is incredibly strong but a bit of troll, which definitely fits Bad. He gives good life advice, and Bad is definitely someone Dream (and others I'm sure) sought out for advice in the past.
Dream: Aang - Aside from being the main character, Aang is kind and willing to give people second chances. Dream definitely fits that. Aang also refused to kill the Fire Lord because he didn't want to compromise his beliefs. I feel that Dream is the same.
Sapnap: Toph - This was a tough one, but we think it works. Both are tough, strong-headed, and will trash talk their opponents!
George: Sokka - They are memers. Both have their moments, but George is definitely the funny guy of the group. (Sokka is supposed to be the straight man, but he does end up being comedic relief.) But don't look down on them; they are both smart!
Skeppy: King Bumi - The biggest troll. Need we say more?
Sam: Piandao - The FireNation swordmaster that taught Zuko and Sokka. This is a bit of a stretch, but both are masters at their crafts and mentor figures (more in that Sam is always open to helping others out).
Hannah: Azula - Ignoring that she is a villain, Azula is extremely skilled, a perfectionist, and holds grudges. She is also ambitious, which is not a bad thing! I feel that Hannah is similar in these regards.
Sylvee: Suki - She is willing and eager to help out, fun to banter with, and someone good to have on your team! Suki also kicks ass. I think this fits with Sylvee pretty well.
Puffy: Ty Lee - Cheerful, energetic, and can be very silly! But when it comes down to it, she is caring and will risk her safety to help her friends. I think Ty Lee fits Puffy the best.
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stargazeraldroth · 7 months
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Consider: A member of Nightmare’s gang mocks Ink for having “fake” emotions and generally being an asshole, trying to tear down his sense of self… Only to freeze in terror because there, over an upset Ink’s shoulders, are two Very Mad Skeletons. Dream and Blue take great offense to people badmouthing Ink, after all!
(Fun fact- Autocorrect tried to change “member of Nightmare’s gang” into “memer of Nightmare’s gang” and I wheezed-)
The memer in question is Killer. No I will not accept criticism on this.
I love the idea that the Stars get protective of each other when it comes to certain things! For Ink, it's when people try to disregard his emotions and degrade him for being soulless (y'all know who you are). For Blue, it's when people underestimate him and claim he isn't a "real" Star Sans, whatever that means. For Dream, it's probably something to do with Nightmare.
Anyway, Dream and Blue are going to tear into whoever said that. Nightmare can probably sense their rage, too. And while that does give him a boost, they still shouldn't underestimate their opponents.
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voidedbattery · 1 year
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VoidedBattery Directory
A post for the most important stuffs I find!
Reblogs/Sources (NOT MINE!!!):
Headcanons
Jorge getting caught in an alleyway which is also the coast of some lake
Jorge nightmare thingy
Jorge headcanons
Jorge HCs with Kat actually being caring due to plot reasons
Carter headcanons
Jun headcanons
Emile headcanons
Kat headcanons
Miscellaneous Halo Stuff
Noble Six's name is Toni
JORGE HUG
The name Capenelle
Jorge troll
Jorge leg day post
Jorge being tagged "himbo"
Jorge lifting Emile
Spartan lifting marine
UNSC Recruiter Meme
ODST
Rookie x Reader
ODST Post card
Sleeveless ODSTs
More Sleeveless ODSTs
Rookie's First Words
Halo 3: ODST Voice Lines
Rookie in Bed
Rookie art (again)
Rookie art
Rookie art 4
Rookie art 5
John ODST
RvB Charon Industries Stuff
Kyo's facecanons
Kyo shirt graphic
Link to Taking it Home to Go it Alone
Epilogue of S9 E17 maybe
The one where Sharkface yells at 'grove
TOWSYA'G Epilogue
Terence and Hannah fight over pizza
The one where they get drunk
Restyle that makes Sharkface look half-pig
Poll with 49 votes
Gif
Christmas
Sleeves doodles
the first sleeves art that i have seen in a long time
Posts to use around my community
RvB Height Chart
RvB PFL Zodiac Thing
RvB BGC Zodiac Thing
Red Team Patriot
RvB Misc
Other Maine Ramble
Maine eeping
Mainewash
Magazine
Names I find interesting from peoples' ocs
Lyko
Misc (fr)
COD MW2 convo that absolutely sent us
Friends
My stuff (I think)
Rambles and longish posts
CT Dream
Agent Maine Dream
Halo Reach AU Dream
Halo Reach Lego Jorge Dream
Halo Reach ODST and CE Dream
Halo Reach Jorge and ODST Dream
Agent Maine Ramble
Tiny memers
Skip-proof ads
Robot s
Me, meh, mah...
#red
Misc
Demoman without his bandoliers
Jun birtb hday post 2023
If anything from the reblog/source sector disappears, please let me know so I can redirect it to a reblog or something similar.
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quilveor · 1 year
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Hatchday gifts yes i'm cringe i say hatchday bite me
ok so *checks* two days ago i had a hatchday
and i feel like i've been really bad at sharing what i got around
[i like tumblr, it lets me ramble incoherently and i know it's On Brand for the website ok] [i still need to figure out how to add opacity to text, when i do i will be unstoppable]
So here's a showcase! Of all the stuffs I got!
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Beginning with the biggest hitter, Primal Ivysaur's refsheet for me
Man's *really good at art* and a good friend and overall just a stand-up fella, and we been chatting and he just did this like ?????????? that's so detailed and he made me so buff help
It looks amazing, even though his personal style does not mesh with my sona too well [also spikes go up [the spikes always go up]], I just can't NOT love this.
quil when you mess with his friends. yes.
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From Radiant Rodent and, listen, okay, listen. Look at him. Forsooth, look at him. The red one, not me. He's a derp. x]
No, but with all honesty, this is hilarious. RR's got their four kobolds and meeting one of them is definitely a goal. Even if it's the most verbose one, sir Arioth. Was he knighted even? I don't know.
ALSO THE SPIKES GO UP THE SPIKES ALWAYS GO UP
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This is the man responsible for spikes go up, btw. This one. DreAmCatcher is the man solely responsible for the spikes go up AND for the brown hoodie. I don't even own a brown hoodie, I want one though. Anyway, DreAm has surprised me with two drawings, first putting me alongside his own ocs, and then the tarot???
i might be a sucker for symbolism ok
dream's a cool dude and he drew me way too much stuff already i'm not even asking for anything he just
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And this sketchie is from Kazyleusz who doesn't even usually draw! But she's also a good friend and I've been recently helping her out with various world lore for her tabletop sessions. And it's so precious omg.
Clear omg two cakes moment here. this art has vibes. And I like those vibes.
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ABOUT VIBES LOOK AT THIS from Alternativeway @stakeo! Man's a friend, he got so much art progress over last year it's inhuman, and I'm so glad to see this. the poooooseeeeee it's more dynamic than anything i ever did
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And this one is from Roczoo @roczo2and i'll be honest I don't even know if this is a bday gift because it was like two days earlier and it was just airdropped into my dms without another word but it's STILL COOL and i'm still thankful!
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And I think finally? is this the lasto ne? i lost my focus so many times i don't know i probably forgot someone anyway
this one is from Reebalt, and the memer just took an older art and put a cake in it but it's hilarious SO YOU KNOW i had to include it
now i'm gonna go collapse because i've been all over the place and i do NOT know if this is all excuse meif i forgot anybody
oh also i have two talons for 'gonna draw you whatever' from two friends but you know, can't bring a promise to a show and tell
have a good day tho, you can be christmassy now.
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thef0lly0fman · 11 months
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one time i had a dream where i got in contact with a popular animation memer and was rude to them in discord dms without thinking and they were like "its very mean to come into my dms just to be rude" and it made me feel really bad and then when i woke up i felt bad in real life
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disordersgirl · 1 year
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WAIT MORE GOSSIP. theres this one guy in my art class who still hasnt gotten the hint that i do not want anything to do with him. i call him Incel Von Mansplainious because hes one of those gamers that calls themselves a dank memer/memelord + unironically likes genderbend + makes jokes about racism + so on and so forth. anyway with how he wont leave me alone + the fact that i was one of his only friends thats a girl i think hes convinced im the goth gamer gf of his dreams even though i have told him multiple times to leave me alone + go away.
he has mansplained fucking team fortress two, return to treasure island and parappa the rapper to me. also when i was friends with him on discord he wanted to stream cult of the lamb to me and the firts time he asked me to watch him play it i told him i was relistening to adultery (<- autistic) and he got all passive aggressive with me. and then later he was like "soo are you able to play or do you have another excuse."
the next weekend he literally spammed me with phone calls and messages begging me to watch him stream so i just ignored him. ofc he got all pissy and passive aggressive so i unfriended him
also whenever i ignored him he was like. "i dont like being ignored, you know." like GIRL I DONT CARE!!!
anyway what if i told you he also doesnt know what dracula is
SOOO much going on here. how r u going 2 mansplain parappa the fucking rapper and then not know what dracula is one is far far more popular than the other good god?? do you want me to kill him for you
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