When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
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Daydreaming about my book:
Writing my book:
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Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰
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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
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"why does writing take so long" because 60% of it is coming up with a sentence, realizing that sentence doesn't work the way you want it to, and staring at a wall
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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims
me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive
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"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.
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Me, writing something at 1 am: Omg I'm literally a genius this words sound amazing I ate totally whith this one omfg
The writing:
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