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If yall wanna interact with me btw im not scary🤣. Send me conspiracy ideas, blog post ideas, memes i can steal, or check out my blog and join a groupchat or something. All groupchats i advertise btw are run by me or my wife(@stonerwitchbitchshit ). Our two main groupchats are the stoner vibes chat (stays chill as fuck, no drama) and stonertiddiez chat (sexy vibes, keep it relaxed, everyone needs to be comfortable with the conversation).

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A drunk man stumbles out of bar and runs into 2 priest. The drunk man looks at the 1st priest and says, “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ.”

The 1st priest tells the man, “No, my son, you’re not.”

Then the man turns to the 2nd priest and says the same thing. “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ.”

The 2nd priest tells the man, “No, my son, you’re not.”

The drunk man tells the priests that he can prove it. So he takes the 2 priests into the bar and the bartender says,“Jesus Christ. You’re back again?”

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imma go gay panic myself into the kitchen and get some oranged juice

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