#men fighting is so romantic

[junotter]

All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.

Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.

In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie spoilers #ig #ive got a lot more on how barbie looks at feminism and the patriarchy cause god they did it #not to say there isnt faults such as very little conversation about intersectionality #but i can also understand the impossible task of talking about EVERYTHING in one movie #not everyone will be happy and thats fine #anyway i think something barbie did really well is fight this battle of both wanting so deeply to love (romantically or not) men but also #not dismissing the fact its mens job to solve their problems themselves #that even if women need to be the front runners of breaking the patriarchy men cannot rely on them to solve their own problems completely #also just god im so glad this wasnt a girl boss slay movie #women deserve respect and love and life regardless of accomplishment #we should not have to be ceos and presidents and world problem solvers to gain equality #i can also understand if nonbinary people feel left out/disconnected from the movie #but as always gender abolition and acknowledging the gender binary (ie the one societially impossed) go hand and hand 👍 #just incase cause idfk terfs dni the barbie movie is not for you #barbie literally states constantly that her gender has nothing to do with (non existent) genitals so f off

[sciderman]

Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.

#sci speaks #i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me. #i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men. #i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring. #also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life. #this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed. #lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??” #“why are you together??????????” #i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror. #i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better. #the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified #but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships. #just an observation. #i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but. #of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does. #it makes a difference. it does. #which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body” #im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me. #i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have. #my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here. #sorry this went off on a tangent. #but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues. #i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous. #i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got. #once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that! #couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.

[rewritingcanon]

my therapist fr just asked me if in asexual. gagged and gooped, sitting across from her on that dumbass couch like a fool.

#LIKE #CLAIRE IDK 💀🙏 #i dont think im asexual i just think i have trust issues ⚰️ #like i cant ever imagine myself happy in a romantic relationship. what does that say abt me 🧍‍♀️ #nah i need to fall in love with someone bro i cant be a hopeless romantic for nuthing!! 😭 #actually. controversial opinion thats not going to help me beat these ace allegations BUT #in an ideal world romance wouldnt exist. bc like. who needs it? lmfaoo just have friends or sumthing. we all just do our own lil things- #-seperately and live cool eco lifestyles and no one is in poverty or fighting in wars and everyone is funky fresh #like why u gotta be in love for? doing too much 💀🙏 #marry ur bsf or something and let it be platonic. why u gotta invest so heavily in ur feelings for 💀💀 #nah. im not abt to tell claire this bc shes gonna truly suspect im asexual or a very bitter single person LMAO #romance is good for one thing and that’s fictional shipping and making fun of ur friends TERRIBLE taste in men 💪 #(im aware this post might age badly. if i ever lose my mind and start posting abt someone on here yall humble me with this) #(probs bc i view falling in love too seriously. i cant even think of dating someone w/o thinking of marriage and THAT FREAKS ME OUT 😭😭) #not hp #rewriting

[designernishiki]

sue me but i just really don’t wanna see someone try to rectify that terrible cliche out of character love triangle again like. if they chose to cut that out all together (not cutting YUMI out all together, obviously, just the romantic implications) then they’d probably have my attention. but let’s be real that’s probably not gonna happen

#legit you can cut out all romantic implications in that story and it’d literally not effect the plot at all #all the driving forces of the plot are already there. and they set that in stone when they made yakuza 0- nishiki and kiryu’s story #is between them and them alone and that’s how their story should end as well. yumi is important to the plot of y1/kiwami but not as a #an object in between kiryu and nishiki- she’s important for her own individual reasons and throughout the entirety of 1 she functions by her #own volition. she’s got her own shit going on and though it intersects with kiryu and nishiki in the end (and before that via haruka) #it literally has nothing to do with romance– it has to do with the 10 billion yen and haruka and how she ties into all of that #the fact that they’re all childhood friends COULD have been a very interesting piece of the ending to play with narratively speaking but #they don’t explore that instead they just say unga bunga straight men must fight over woman unga bunga #like come on are you fucking kidding me #she had her own whole ass life for 10 years. so did the other two for better or for worse. nishiki is a murderer and kiryu got ten years of #his life taken away by prison. but no it’s all secretly actually connected by a love triangle that’s been #just sorta hibernating for ten years or something #god #sorry I just. I hate it man i hate it so much there’s so much potential and good parts of the plot to explore but they DONT #becuase of heteronormative cliche bullshit that doesn’t make sense both narratively and in terms of the characters’ personalities #and backgrounds and morals and aggsgdhshshsxjhdhfjfjfjxjfhdhshss #rambling #call me a misogynist or whatever if you want but if you read these tags you see why I think the LESS misogynistic option would be to cut #out the love triangle/romantic shit completely and focus more on HER as HER OWN gigantic piece of the puzzle #with her own fucking Life #yk1

[kakusu-shipping]

I have such a hyperspesific reason for being obsessed with both AFO and Belos and it’s called a Brother Complex.

#What do I tag this oh my god #This is a ship thing btw I wanna make that clear I think both Belos and AFO were in romantic love with their brothers #and are very Yandere obessivly trying to bring him back about it #It's my blog and I'll post what I want to #AFO doubles down on the crazy #He both groomed Tenko to be like his brother and obessivly chases down the current weilder of his brother's quirk #If he could get his hands on OFA he could truely bring his brother back me thinks #Meanwhile Belos is miles ahead of him he's already made #What was it? 16 straight up CLONES of his brother?? #Ooooooh my god when he touches Hunter's cheek with the #'Out of all the Grimwalkers you looked the most like him' #I scream #I just think they should shake hands #They are both on my fight list mind you I would throw hands with both these men #I would also gently smooch both these men #I do not have double standards I am simply feeling and thinking thoughts #Belos has landed on the crush list and I would move him if I wasn't so interested in his and Hunter's dynamic #The same goes for AFO I think he X Izuku X Tomura is fascinating #Proshippers please interact #I don't know any ship names for this mess of thoughts I just needed to say it somewhere #and I want someone to come have brainworms with me #Or debate me feel free to debate me I guess if you have better food for thought I will also take that #I overuse this meme but Doof is a vibe and honestly it's true all of my types happens in 2s

[silverselfshippingchaos]

why does b.asch have such attractive friends

#ash rambles 💚 #you know how d.unban has that thing where all his friends suck? #yeah b.asch has a similar deal going on but. #this is a post about v.ossler y.ork a.zelas btw #i dont feel anything (romantically) for him but god that game gave us such good and attractive older men #my s/i actually beefs a lot with v.ossler- #is he still very handsome? yeah #ALSO. B.ASCH'S BROTHER... OMG.... #it's the accent for me 🤭🤭🤭 b.asch i'm so sorry but your twin brother is so... AHJSJAKSJAS #okay yeah i had to say it- #again! i'm not about to leave b.asch for his brother! i am just saying that his brother's accent is very nice and pleasing- #i hated him a lot at first but his character arc is very cool! #also at the end of the game! ash gives him her scarf! #though his boss fights are quite entertaining since she always mumbles something about how this really isn't how she wanted to meet the #in-laws while she's drawing her knife LMAO #i thank f.f12 for giving us attractive older men #hell even o.ndore is really handsome- though he's just a comforting character to me in general #i like his accent a lot! i'm used to indian accents #since. you know. (gestures to myself) #again another character i disliked at first but grew on me #man f.f12 is so good. idk what to do now that i've finished LMAO been watching someone play r.evenant w.ings but it just doesnt hit the sam #man. i should really study. i don't feel like it though 😔. but alas! cruel world we live in

[backseatloversz]

they only made two movies for men. SAD. oh well

#i accidentally clicked on a video from the joe rogan experience. #i legitimately do want to know how soooo many men walked away from fight club with such a terrible misunderstanding of it #theres literally so much more to it than the ten or so minutes of brad pitt monologuing about individuality and consumerism and identity. #LOL! #something can def be said about both fc & dps on white men + the inherent homoeroticism of movies centering them + the exploration of #masculinity & expectations and how theyre dealt with in pretty different communities (upper class teens in the 50s at a private school v #working class men in the 90s in the city) the similarities + differences btwn how their world perspectives were shaped by being upper/lower #class Cis White Men #**ok i doubt every single guy in fight club is white but still. the leads are + theyre all men #blah blah stuff they as men are told about power & the kind of treatment + lives they deserve #not to mention the fact both stories are abt men finding an outlet via a super secret boys only club #but in one they lean more into femininity(?)/the arts while in the other they lean into masculinity(?)/violence LOL #healthy/nonhealthy means of expression respectively. what is the cause and effect of each of them what led them to that point blah blah #also lastly something worth mentioning -- the role WOMEN play in their stories. oft only as mothers or romantic/sexual appeal #LASTLY lastly the fact both movies end in a similar but opposite way - the leader of fight club wants to STOP all the chaos hes brought so #he shoots himself - but that doesnt stop everything. v the leader of the dead poets society is threatened w military school - #masculinization - when its discovered hes been exploring the arts so he also shoots himself and the dps is shut down by external forces . #HM #did not mean to write a whole essay in the notes but alright #im not gonna proof read it send post #fight club #dead poets society #cowboy posts

[07043012]

"I WOULD EVEN GIVE YOU THE HEART IN MY CHEST!!!!"

Wow bro chill....

#I believe Alucard quote Shakespeare Pushkin Pablo Neruda everytime he faces Anderson #Ancient vampire having a gay panic over the menace priest #I mean its Anderson so gay panic is smth everybody has over him #Alucard cant keep it lowkey and in his pants #They should fuck instead of fight like in the Bible idk I haven't read the bible before #btw that quote is actually top not romantic #Alucard and his romanticism #Jesus in the heaven: Oh hell yes this is the sin I died for #I have to Google how to get over their cheesy angst tension because for real this is gay in every dimensions #old men in love is truly something else I think???

[lovaamaria]

yesterday i came to the realisation that ilanis is actually a lesbian. does she know this? probably not (she's in denial)

#so sorry to my girl for imagining her in romantic scenarios w men 🙏🏻 #makes sense now why it never worked out in my mind #adding losing the fight against lesbianism to her list of issues #ch: ilanis mystralath

[frmulcahy]

Book!Laszlo Kriezler from The Alienist looks like Archibald Craven from the 1993 Secret Garden by the way

#IF YOU EVEN CARE #don’t boo me i’m right #he’s a goth king with long dark hair #the alienist #laszlo kreizler #caleb carr #I just love the books so much they’re so different from the show #like the first book and season are pretty similar #but it’s the little things #and there’s no stupid romantic/sexual tension between Sarah and the two leading men #book!Sarah gives Mean LesbianTM energy #its waaayy more Found Family dynamic too #I will say though I appreciate that they acknowledge and try to mend the power dynamic of Laszlo and Cyrus #but then they have him allow dog fighting in his bar??? He Would Not Fucking Do That #I can’t remember if it was dogs or roosters but either way

[overexciteddragon]

Punk is whatever the state fucking hates so I'm sorry to announce to the functionally conservative but contemporary punk isn't leather jackets and punk rock from the 2000s, it's hyperfemininity, it's transsexualism, it's kinky leather harnesses, it's polyamory, it's Black female rappers, it's reading books from the library, it's pirating media, it's sharing your Netflix and Prime and Spotify passwords, it's patching up your thrifted clothes with cute embroidery until they're in tatters, it's "borrowing" groceries from corporations that make up inflation that doesn't exist, it's supporting small weird freaky artists on Etsy instead of buying the newest Official™️ boring low effort promotional image enamel pins, it's drawing and writing the raunchiest most disgusting and freaky porn you could possibly fathom, it's showing off your tits or top surgery scars in public, it's cis women packing and cis men tucking, it's dykefags and fagdykes and boylesbians and girlgays, it's paying for OnlyFans of trans people fisting themselves, it's making up new genders and sexualities and romantic orientations and editing whole new flags for them, it's refusing to label yourself for the gratification of a government that wants to know under what misspelled drafty legislation they should legally kill you

Punk is being/supporting whatever the state currently fucking despises and wants to burn off the face of the earth, not whatever you think is Punk Aesthetic. If you wanna be punk just to look like you were born in the 80s instead of actually BEING PUNK by supporting the degenerates and the freaks and the sex workers and the BIPOC and the transsexuals and the faggots and the dykes, burn your fucking $800 corp bought leather jacket because you're not Hobie Brown you're just a fucking poser.

Punk is fighting the system beside the ones the system is fighting against, Punk isn't a Pinterest moodboard.

#punk #queer #personal #I SAID IT

[demilypyro]

So I've seen a few too many people on twitter talking about The Kiss Scene from the new Scott Pilgrim anime. People saying it's fetishistic and indulgent, people calling it male gazey, etc. And while the kiss itself is certainly a bit exaggerated, I felt like writing a bit about why I disagree, and why context is important, like it always is. But it basically turned into an extended analysis on the metatextual treatment of Roxie Richter. So bear with me. It's a long post.

What really matters about this scene is not the kiss itself, but what precedes it. Not even just the fight scene just before it, but what precedes the whole anime series, really. And that's the Scott Pilgrim comic book, and the live action movie. Because in both, Roxie is a punchline.

She's a joke. Her character starts and ends with "one of the exes is actually a girl, I bet you didn't expect that." Jokes are made about Ramona's latent bisexuality, the movie especially treating it as funny and absurd, and her validity as a romantic interest is entirely written off by Ramona as being "just a phase." There's a fight scene, she's defeated by a man giving her an orgasm which implicitly calls her sexuality into question (come on), and the movie just moves on. It sucks. It really, really sucks.

The comic fares a little better. It never veers into outright homophobia like the movie does, and while the line about Ramona having gone through a phase remains, Roxie actually gets one over on Scott when Ramona briefly gets back with Roxie. But Roxie is still only barely a character. Like all the other evil exes, she's just a stepping stone towards the male protagonist's development. She barely even gets any screentime before she's defeated by Scott's "power of love." But Roxie stands out, since she's the only villain who is queer, or at least had been confirmed queer at that point (hi Todd). In a series that champions multiple gay men in the supporting cast, the single undeniable lesbian in the story is a villain. She's labeled as evil, made fun of, pushed aside in favor of the men, and then discarded. Her screentime was never about her, or her feelings for Ramona. It was about the straight, male protagonist needing to overcome her. And that was Roxie Richter. An unfortunate victim of the 2010s.

Fast forward to current year, and the new anime series is announced. Everybody sits down to watch the new series expecting another retelling of the same story, and.... hang on, that straight male protagonist I mentioned just died in the first episode. And now it's humanizing the villains from the original story. And there's Roxie, introduced alongside the other evil exes in the second episode, and she's being played entirely straight, without a punchline in sight. No jokes are made about her gender, no questions are made of her validity as one of Ramona's romantic interests. The narrative considers her important. In one episode, she already gets more respect than she did in either of the previous iterations of Scott Pilgrim. And this isn't even her focus episode yet... which happens to be the very next one.

The anime series goes to great lengths to flesh out the original story's villains and to have Ramona reconcile with them. And I don't think it's a coincidence that Roxie gets to go first. While Matthew Patel gets his development in episode 2, Roxie is the first to directly confront Ramona, now our main protagonist. This is notable too because it's the only time the exes are encountered out of order. Roxie is supposed to be number 4, but she's first in line, and later on you realize that she's the only one who's out of sequence. She's the one who sets the precedent for the villains being redeemed. She's the most important character for Ramona to reconcile with.

What follows is probably the most extensive, elaborate 1 on 1 fight scene in the whole show. Roxie fights like a wounded animal, her motions are desperate and pained. Ramona can only barely fight back against her onslaught. Different set-pieces fly by at breakneck speed as Roxie relentlessly lays her feelings at Ramona's feet through her attacks and her distraught shouts. And unlike the comic or the movie, Ramona acknowledges them, and sincerely apologizes. And the two end up just laying there, exhausted, reminiscing about when they were together.

Only after this, after all of this, does the kiss scene happen. Roxie has been vindicated, she has reconciled with the person who hurt her, the narrative has deemed that her anger is justified and has redeemed her character. And she gets her victory lap by making the nearest other hot girl question her heterosexuality, sharing a sloppy kiss with her as the music triumphantly crescendos.

It's... a little self-congratulatory, honestly. But it's good. It's redemption for a character who had been mistreated for over a decade. And she punctuates the moment by being very, very gay where everyone can see it, no men anywhere in sight. Because this is her moment. And then she leaves the plot, on her own accord this time, while humming the hampster dance. What a legend. How could anything be wrong with this.

#scott pilgrim #spto #scott pilgrim takes off #roxie richter #roxanne richter #scott pilgrim spoilers #spto spoilers

[salvebellaluna]

ahahahahaha

#i'm here to be OBNOXIOUS in the tags like its 2015 because at present i have no therapist and i've been holding in a lot of thoughts #so right off the bat i'm 25 years old and aside from 1 month when i was 17 years old no one has ever called me their girlfriend #and sometimes that lil nugget of knowledge is bearable but tied to that is the correlated fact that i have never received romantic love #which... wooooo! thats a real fucking bummer #and since moving out age 23 like i've been trying to meet people! put myself out there and go out on dates! #but i've gone on dates with nearly 50 men in less than 2 years and not a single one has worked out for longer than... 3mo? #i lost 60 pounds to try to be more conventionally attractive #and still absolutely no one finds me worthy of their love #and my dating app match numbers are dwindling and i'm beginning to fear that i've truly run out of options in my area #and so now what? #i just die alone? #thats what it feels like very genuinely like it feels like i put up the good fight but unfortunately i was always doomed to lose #i should just accept my fate as a lonely loveless scorned woman who cries at the faintest hint of compassion for her #nothing in my life has turned out the way i wanted other than having a dog #i was supposed to be married to the love of my life with a higher education degree and a small starter house for the family i'd have #i'm a degree-less single woman living in a 1br condo with an evil russian old lady neighbor and an income that barely supports my dog #look at me go

[sensitivegoblin]

Vent

#sisters BF is being such a typical douchey cus ‘alpha’ male #they had a fight again #and I could tell if I would’ve tried to help my sister would’ve just started being mean to me #I’m literally reliving my childhood no wonder I’m regressing in multiple ways #now I’m starving and too afraid to bump into him #and I don’t want him to hear my secret chips #i hate men I’m sorry between this and T*T* breaking my heart I have lost complete faith in men as romantic partners #cis-het men I should say #t*t* wasn’t white so no I can’t even make a ‘all white men’ joke🤣☠️ #I’m just really tired #i feel like I’m giving my 100% and it’s not enough #i took a break came back and now I just hate myself #im not even mad I just hate myself and that I exist #like what do I even add to these peoples lives? nothing #i just wish I had the courage to die #my sister’s cat has been on my side today #i can read his emotion #he jumped up on the bed for the first time! i was crying n texting my dad and he got on my heating pad and curled up #i love him so much hopefully he’ll come up more n cuddle #im just really tired and wanna be saved #im having issues regressing but also at the same time my body is using my hypersexuality as a distraction like I used to as a kid-teen-now #so because of the hostile environment and depression im literally regressing into a child #but the trauma and the emotional mental shit is trying to also distract #im just really fucked to right now and I wish I could be held

[joyful-soul-collector]

I've seen a lot of people talking about how Barbie talks about how the patriarchy affects women and how well it does that, so I wanna talk about how Barbie talks about how the patriarchy affects men and how well it does that. Because it does that really well tbh.

At the beginning of the movie, it's made very clear that the Kens are constantly competing with each other, and trying to prove their worth, their Ken-ness, to both the Barbies, and more importantly, to the other Kens. In fact, multiple times through the movie it's shown that Ken seems to find the opinions of other Kens as a motivator for him to do things. He tries to show off to Barbie only after he sees the other Kens saying hi to her. He only starts dancing with Barbie when he sees the other Kens dancing with her. He only goes with her to the Real World after another Ken accuses him of cowardice and he decides to prove him wrong. Barbie says "Ken's not cool!" and Ken responds "He is to me."

This shows so damn well what the patriarchy is like for men. Because for the Kens it's not necessarily about Barbie, it's about what other Kens think of you. Being a man you are constantly, incessantly trying so damn hard to prove to the other men around you that you are a man, the manliest man to ever man, the best Ken to ever Ken. Literally doing backflips trying to prove yourself. And this is before patriarchy is even officially introduced to the story, there's no undertone of power yet, this is just what it's like to be a man around other men. It's toxic masculinity.

And when the patriarchy is introduced, that's increased tenfold. At first it looks like they've banded together to take power, but really they're still competing with each other, they're just doing it differently. Rather than competing to see who can get Barbie to fall in love with them, they're competing to see who can be the manliest, have the manliest stuff, wear the manliest clothes, have the manliest house and decorations.

And then they literally go to war. War is considered one of the few places where it's socially accepted for men to be more emotional, form deep and personal bonds with other men, and that's exactly what happens in the movie. They go to war, and there's an entire song where they bond and learn not to fight with each other anymore.

And that I think is the message from the Kens. For men, the way the patriarchy affects them is it forces constant competition and animosity, even around people that are supposed to be your friends. It makes it impossible to express your feelings unless they're with a romantic partner, and all of this turns you into a pent up ball of emotions with nowhere to go.

Which means that the message is: In order to fix the way the patriarchy oppresses men, men need to learn how to form close bonds with people, especially other men. Because like Barbie said to Ken, he needs to discover who he is without her. Men have learned to lean on women as a crutch, using them to figure out how to Be A Person and express emotions in a healthy way, but this can very quickly turn into a woman feeling like she needs too be his mother and teach him how to do these things. And Ken was 100% doing this, or at least he was trying to throughout the movie. Ken was so desperate for Barbie to be in love with him, not necessarily because he loved her, but because he needed a person he could just exist as himself around. Because he couldn't do that with the other Kens, the only person he could be himself around was Barbie.

And what's so great about the end of the movie is that the Kens did eventually figure out how to form close bonds with each other! They went to war, argued and fought, but by the end of the song they were holding hands, kissing each other on the cheek, telling each other they were enough. Even when Ken is up in the dreamhouse, crying and saying that he looks stupid, all the other Kens start shouting back up to him, saying that he looks cool. And Ken responds by giving one of his new friends his coat, which was clearly very important to him.

What the Kens did, that's what men in the real world need to do. They need to form close bonds with other men and stop competing with each other. Hopefully not by going to war the way the Kens did, Barbie isn't a blueprint for solving the patriarchy lol.

I'd be happy to do it through a song though.

#barbie #barbie 2023 #the barbie movie #ken barbie #barbie movie #greta gerwig #ken #barbie ken #meta #barbie meta #barbie movie spoilers

[servicpop]

NOW STARRING : deliquent (almost) bf (Adrien) x good student reader

「ㅤNSFWㅤ」ㅤAdrien gets a bit lonely and pulls reader under the staircase during break!

✙ warnings — semi-public sex, masturbation, orgasm denial, reader isn't 100% submissive, dirty talk / like 2 sentences of degradation and praise / not actually dating / slight internalised homophobia / mentions of bisexual Adrien

notes ,, first smut, hope I did well -> part 1 | not proofread!

"Fuck— keep quiet alright?"

When Adrien left a cryptic text message saying to meet underneath the staircase, you at first thought you had done something wrong and he was going to beat you up for whatever you did. But, turns out — it was a really silly reason — that Adrien saw this couple making out underneath the tree they had and he wanted to experience something like that with you. Obviously because friends help friends right?

Underneath the staircase was quite dim and almost eerie. It wasn't as romantic as kissing underneath a cherry blossom tree but when have you two ever been the cheesy romantic type? When you arrived, he pulled you in close, wrapping his arms around you like he had been reunited with his long lost lover — which wasn't too far off since he truly believed that you two dated in a previous life. When he hugged you, you tried to act nonchalant, you tried to ignore the warmth that his chest gave off or how safe you felt in his stupdily built arms. Friends aren't supposed to feel like this to eachother, especially if both parties are men!

"Did you call me over just to hug?" You chuckled softly, fighting every bone in your body to not hug him back. You gotta be strong, you can't fall for a deliquent bad boy, it's too cliché.

"I called you over to fuck."

"Wait, what?"

You felt Adrien's hand grip the back of your head, pulling your hair hard enough to tilt your chin up but not hard enough to hurt (he can't be hurting his precious boy). His chapped lips met yours, it was obvious that he didn't take very good care of his lips but that didn't matter, you'd help him out later. The kiss was rough and almost experimental as if Adrien had never kissed another in his life — which was wrong seeing how he's had multiple girlfriends in the past — he seemed almost hesitant, unsure.

Fuck it. Just this once you'd give in to Adrien, but that doesn't mean you were dating him!

You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him closer as you prod your tongue against his lips, you figured you would demonstrate how to kiss properly to him, he was a hands on learner after all. His eyes widened slightly and his hands dropped to your waist, supporting your balance as he hesitantly opened his mouth, letting your tongue explore. It was weird because usually he'd be the one always taking control but your occasional leading was a breath of fresh air.

After awhile he pulled away with a smirk, "I got it," he replied before picking you up and forcing you to rely on him for stability. A small squeak left your throat as you were hoisted up in the air and pressed against the wall, your legs instinctively wrapped around Adrien's waist. He kissed you again except this time he took dominance, roughly exploring your mouth, poking and prodding at anything he could find. He was so rough that you hadn't noticed his belt come off until the metal clinked on the ground, then you realised what was poking at your ass.

Shit, he was big. Not necessarily in length but girth and thickness, it was practically the perfect all-rounder.

"Wait— Adrien, condom?" You stuttered, the fear finally settling in now. Its not like you were a virgin, just that you've never had someone like... Adrien. His eyes met yours in slight disappointment but he didn't want to go too far on his first time with you, plus, he wasn't even dating you so why would he go so far? Shaking off his thoughts he nodded, rummaging in his pocket for one while keeping you pressed against the cold wall.

"Jerk me off first? The latex gets uncomfortable to put on," He put on a fake pout, letting you stand as he held his throbbing cock out for you to see. You huffed, he was definitely lying but you'd humour him. Just for today.

You reached down, your warm palm engulfing his tip and he let out a low grown in response. Your thumb rubbed against his slit and a smile cracked onto your face when you saw the pre-cum leaking out already. His forearms caged you in as his head hung low, you could see his eyebrows furrowing and the way his face contorted in pleasure. Adrien's hips grinded up into your fist, matching your rhythm as you stroked his cock, gripping tighter at the base before swirling your thumb on his tip. It was almost like you were massaging his climax out.

"S-shit how are you so good with your hands," He sucked in air between his teeth as he hissed, groans and low moans slipped out of his mouth like water. Eager hips bucked up into your fist, chasing his release. "Close, fuck—" He cursed under his breath, his hips almost slamming into your hand, his body trembed as he was so close. His eyes flew open as he looked down to see your thumb covering his urethral opening, denying him of an orgasm, "Wh–?"

"That's enough isn't it? It should slip on easily now," You grinned, taking the condom from his hand and ripping it open with your fingers, rolling the rubber over his now overly sensitive dick. He stared in disbelief, you just... denied him? Him? Oh you were getting it now.

"You little pervert," Adrien chuckled darkly as he whipped you around, pressing your chest against the wall and holding your arms behind your back. It wasn't the most comfortable position ever but your uncomfort was interrupted when he pulled your pants down with your boxers. It was embarassing to say the least, showing off your ass like this to another guy, you were glad you had to face the wall, otherwise you might’ve crumbled from embarrassment if you saw how hungry Adrien looked.

He was teasing you. Edging you. Slipping his cock along your entrance but never actually pushing in. You were dying of anticipation because from your position, it was hard to see anything other than the walls. A surprised and embarrassingly loud moan slipped out and you'd cover your mouth if it wasn't for Adrien's hand binding your wrists together. Adrien had slammed his hips into you, his cock buried deep inside you. No warning no nothing, he was truly cruel. One hand was gripping your hip while the other hand let go of your wrists, you were finally able to stabilise yourself against the wall but long fingers thrusted their way into your mouth. Well this was new.

You gagged slightly around his fingers as you tried to say something about it but your words were blocked by Adrien's middle and ring finger. His hips also began to pick up speed, pulling out almost fully before slamming back in. You were kind of thankful for his thick fingers blocking and muffling your moans or else people were sure to catch you two fucking like bunnies underneath the staircase.

He leaned down so that his chest was flush against your back and the hand that was gripping your hip turned into his arm linking around your waist as he held you close. Adrien's breath fanned your ear before he spoke, "You know those– puppy bandages you gave me yesterday?" His question was broken from panting and groans as he kept thrusting. "Where did you buy them? I– fuck– want them," Adrien chuckled.

You would answer if you didn't have two fingers stuffed in your throat. "You know... good boys don't gatekeep, you don't wanna be good for me?" Fuck. You were never the one for praise but that? That made you cum on the spot. Your knees gave out as your poor cock spurted out white but Adrien was already keeping you up right. He laughed, his gravelly laugh travelled straight through your ears and to your cock. He smiled against your shoulder, almost like he was hugging you from behind, he quickly came after you. Shame that it wasn't inside you but it would do for now.

You both panted, and he took this opportunity of vulnerability from you to sink his teeth into your skin, eliciting a small gasp from you, "What the fuck Adrien?" The bell rung, indicating that break was over and you whined, fixing your uniform before pulling your boxers and your pants up, wincing from the weird sticky feeling from not cleaning up. Adrien was already dressed and he waved you off, quickly running off to a spot where he could skip the next few classes with his friends. You'd have to fix yourself up in the bathroom later.

BONUS

"Did you seriously cum from my praise?

"No, it's just a normal reaction."

"Who's a good boy?"

"Fuck you..."

"Nope! Never letting you top."

"I didn't mean it like that!"

♡

notes ,, the smut wasn't as detailed as I wanted it to be but I get fics done in like a day so I didn't want it to be so long, anyways! That's adrien, I'll be working on a fic for my next oc "

#bottom male reader #sub male reader #dom male character #top character #oc x male reader #male reader #male x reader #male x male #mlm #semi public sex #oc x reader #servicpop — fics/drabbles