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somecunttookmyurl · 2 years

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my boyfriend is not any flavour of queer. he says he "wishes he was" because queer people "just seem to understand the world so much" by which i assume he means we by default actually consider society wrt sex and gender, but he is unfortunately both cis and het. he's checked.

he carries around a copy of "the little book of lgbtq" in his backpack at all times in case he needs to look something up.

a good chunk of his youtube history is queer history / queer media / 'what it's like to be x' videos. he thinks all of you with the less famous identities (ie not the L G B or T) are very cool and funky and hopes you have a good day.

he knows he's straight because he has kissed men on several occasions and was not into it sexually. one of those times was a gay dude who promised to buy him drinks all night in exchange for a kiss and my boyfriend is nothing if not a wee whore. one of the others was kissing his gay friend who was depressed about not being able to hook up with anyone, because he is a very sweet wee whore.

he would do it again because he is very neutral on the kiss itself (not into it, but not grossed out by it. it's just a kiss, innit) and because he doesn't want people to be so lonely and sad that they cry in the smoking area of the club.

#i still think he has some gender fuckery going on that he hasnt unearthed yet #he grew up in a very MEN! ARE! MEN! community and is very insecure about his masculinity #he WANTS to be perceived as male but to the extent he frequently laments not being able to wear certain things bc they are 'too feminine'#and thinks women get cooler clothes than men #i mean we do but also you can just wear them it's goth attire its basically gender neutral by default #he started wearing (black) nail polish as a regular thing after we met and is just now branching out to other colours #he gets hit on by gay/bi men a lot which is funny bc he's always like #'i'm so sorry i WISH i was but i simply am not you are very handsome though'

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shiveagit · 9 months

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Self indulgent Kitty and Kurt bonding time. I have this headcanon of Kurt in his circus days had to do his own makeup. And its just a hidden talent he never brings up.

#kurt wagner #kitty pryde #nightcrawler #shadowcat #comic #love these dorks #nail polish #circus makeup #fanart #shiv draws #x-men

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zoeyslament · 3 months

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Next person to boil Noel’s personality into just being “the gay one” gets thrown out a window

#rtc #ride the cyclone #noel gruber #HE IS A VERY COMPLEX CHARACTER WITH ASPIRATIONS AND VALUES AND SUCH!!#IF YOU WRITE HIM SO HIS ONLY TRAITS ARE ‘NAIL POLISH’ AND ‘KISSING MEN’#FUCK YOU #noel rtc

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sunglassesmish · 10 months

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he was so right for this

#misha collins #men with nail polish am i right

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dickpuncher420 · 5 months

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i read the phrase “i access my femininity through my masculinity” once (in the context of butchness) and it’s stuck w me ever since. now that i feel like i’ve grown into myself as a butch i find myself able to enjoy more stereotypically “feminine” things that i tended to reject when i was younger and still figuring myself out. things like makeup, jewelry, nail polish, colourful clothes, cutesy aesthetics, heels…they no longer feel stifling to me. my relationship to them has changed because i no longer feel like i’m obligated to perform femininity. rather, i can pick and choose which parts of it enjoy, and simply leave the rest behind. and i’m secure enough in my identity as a masculine person to know that enjoying these things doesn’t detract from my masculinity—in fact, i can use them to construct and further my own masculinity in a way that feels genuine to who i am.

#genuinely my favourite kind of femininity is like. femininity performed by men #like when i wear jewelry or nail polish or heels or whatever its not to look like a woman. its to look like a Feminine Man #altho if im being honest. a lot of my fashion inspirations arent even necessarily feminine men #they’re just men who wear those kinds of things and are still very clearly masc #THAT’S what im striving for #beautiful black men in fun daring clothes i want to be u so bad.#anyways. dunno why i was thinking abt this today. just felt like sharing sum thots #dick punches

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c-0-rvid · 9 months

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Spring Nails

"Hold still, nigga I don't want yellow nail polish all over me!" (M/N) sucked their teeth, quickly moving their hand holding the dripping brush from the others hand. "Why you want yellow anyway?"

Miles' fingers twitched minutely as (M/N) grabbed his hand again with a gentle touch. (M/N) shot him a warning look and Miles quickly settled down.

The sound of Darlin' by tobi lou played quietly in the background off of (M/N)'s phone.

"It's a nice color," Miles said, watching as (M/N) finished his left pinky. (M/N) raised an amused eyebrow, smirking, as he fanned Miles' hand with his.

"You wan' a design or sum?" (M/N) asked putting the cap back on his yellow nail polish. Miles immediately brightened.

"Yo could you put a sunflower on my thumb?!" Miles exclaimed. (M/N) glanced at him from his position on the floor, searching through his bag.

"So now you're copyin' me," (M/N) gestured to the forget-me-nots on his left thumbnail, complimenting the blue of his nails. Miles smiled sheepishly.

"Nah man, we could match tho."

(M/N) smirked. The two locked eyes for a minute, Miles growing more and more flustered.

"You're cute," (M/N) said before going back to picking out colors from his bag. Miles threw a pillow at his head.

"Man shut up!"

(M/N) launched at Miles tackling him onto the bed.

"You're gonna mess up my cornrows nigga stop throwin' shit at me!"

Miles grinned and grabbed another pillow and raised it threateningly. (M/N) backed off, sitting up on his knees.

"Don't you dare I swear to god-"

Miles jumped at (M/N) knocking them both off the bed with a thud. Thankfully nobody was home, that would've surely alerted someone.

"Miles get off!"

"Never!"

"You're gonna smear your nail polish! Get off!"

"Say uncle!"

"Do you want a sunflower or not!"

Miles released his hold on (M/N) and sat back, leaning against his bed with a triumphant grin.

"I totally won-"

"-shut up you did not, don't flatter yourself-"

"-yeah whatever man just give me a sunflower."

(M/N) did.

#miles x reader #miles morales x male reader #black male reader #miles morales x black!reader #miles morales x reader #oneshot #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #drabble #fluff #nail polish #nail art #mlm #gay men #gay #earth 1610 #earth 1610 miles morales x reader #earth 1610 miles fluff #earth 1610 miles x reader

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jeffbiblesupremacy · 9 months

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Jeff's hands (x)

#he has the prettiest nails i've even seen in a man #like... wtf?#can he stop being so perfect??#i love the nail polish #jeff satur #jeff hands #elle men thailand #elle men magazine

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jmunchy · 2 months

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#THE NAILS #men with black nail polish is my weakness #david dastmalchian

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zapsoda · 20 days

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my transition goal is to be one of those really average looking cis dudes who looks REALLY good while doing shitty crossdressing

#messy eyeliner shitty lipstick chipped nail polish and you want to make out with him or something. i dont know #whatever it is bisexual women want to do with men like this

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mortonsfeet · 4 months

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Happy New Year!

First pics for 2024. Sorry I've been out for a while.

It's not been a brilliant Christmas to be honest. I recently lost my dog (he was only two years old) to a car incident. He features on my blog in many images, and you can see he was my constant companion. I miss him terribly.

#me #men with toe rings #male toe rings #menfeet #toe rings #feetish #foot feddish #mens toes #male foot #brofeet #malefootfetish #men in flip flops #Morton's Toe #nail polish

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bradleys-boy · 1 year

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Natasha paints Bradley's nails one night while they're having a sleepover because they're bored, and Jake promptly loses his fucking mind when he sees Bradley's black nails gripping the steering wheel of the Bronco the next day

#hangster #sereshaw #men wearing nail polish >>>

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vergina-spva · 10 months

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I'm curious.... People who are attracted to men...

#polls #gender #gender identity #sexuality #I saw some tags on the post from that guy talking about men having to be decent human beings #and they were about his nail polish #and like... I find nail polish on men so attractive...#so I had to make this poll to see if I'm the only one #please reblog for a bigger sample size #you know the drill

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yeetlegay · 1 year

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