#mer!seb

[inafieldofdaisies]

Character Cards: In Hope of Tomorrow & A Trial of Errors |  Template by @marissources

WIP Whenever Tag | Tagged by @nightbloodbix @corvosattano @direwombat @socially-awkward-skeleton

Tagging, @strangefable @strafethesesinners @unholymilf @florbelles @euryalex @g0dspeeed @aceghosts @voidika @theelderhazelnut @purplehairsecretlair @clicheantagonist @cassietrn @adelaidedrubman @josephslittledeputy @josephseedismyfather @trench-rot @onehornedbeast @harmonyowl @shellibisshe @madparadoxum @macs-babies @carlosoliveiraa @wrathfulrook @dumbassdep and anyone with something to share <3

#okay i'm so counting this as a wip project this week because of the time the set took to put together :D #Sabrina gets two; because of the AU (rhymes oof) <3 #poor Seb's full name takes like half the graphic and just makes me laugh so much #Leslie's came out looking so sleak and is my attempt at making him want to be shipped finally... and stop being a sad puppy (to no avail) #i pretty much found the perfect picture for Cal's of Zorro -> climbing up a bunker stairs; Calahan is so helping him up with “Come on/ son” #I'M LIVING FOR MER's and THAT DRESS. <3 #tagged <3 #wip whenever #wip: a trial of errors #wip: in hope of tomorrow #character moodboard #moodboard #character template #character reference #character background #wip tag #oc: sabrina donovan #oc: mercedes “mercy” sibley #oc: calahan hartley #oc: oakley moore #oc: oliver mckenzie #oc: leslie parish #oc: savannah donovan #oc: candice “candy” donovan #edits #myedits #ocs #fc5 ocs #fc5 deputy #far cry 5 oc

[romiyaro]

MOTORBIKESMOTORBIKESMOTORBIKES

skahdaksk yes bby motorbikes 🥴🥴🥴

im obsessed w motorbikes heheh especially the fast ones jsgdakkdsh I get sooo jelly whenever I see someone ride a fast bike like oh my gosh bro run me over or give me a lift I wanna ride:<<<

#its reason y i haggle w seb often #i wanna work in his motorbike store #mf wont let me tho:< #cuz id fuck his bikes #rogue talks #rogue lover #mer: the bestest planet🌚

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Hmmm, Twisted Wonderland but all of the cast are nonhumans with actual humans being pretty rare. Yuu is one of very few at the school.

And beastmen, fae, and mers are a lot more...beasty.

Even with the potion Azul still has octopus eyes, beak teeth, and some coloration like his true form. The twins have claws and keep their ear fins, and some of their original coloring.

The Beastmen are more beasty. Claws, fur in places, feathers, scales, whatever.

All that is the same with fae too. Bat Lilia and crocodile Seb. Seb and Mal be having those scales and tails out.

Sigh.

I just want to be a weak vulnerable little human surrounded by big scary beastie men.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #nonhuman au

[astonmartinii]

hiii i was wondering if u could one where the reader is a scientist with lewis??

p.s ur amazing!!!!

raw chemistry | lewis hamilton instagram au

pairing: scientist!reader x lewis hamilton

in which a mercedes driver has unbelievable chemistry with a chemist

yourusername

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yourusername: the two sides of the (work? staff-bonding?) trip

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yourbff so fucking jealous of you

yourusername gotta make up for all those hours somehow

yourbff2 only you would find the cheesy chips at the monaco grand prix

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: yet another win for lewis in monaco ✨

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user23 mega, mega shift from hamilton today

lewishamilton couldn't do it without everyone in the garage and back at the factory!

user64 this man is uncapable of not slaying

georgerussell63 huge shift 💪

user55 so so clear of the entire grid

f1gossipgirl

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f1gossipgirl: lewis hamilton finally off the market? the world champion was spotted getting up close and personal with a mystery girl who is potentially in the second slide? do we think it'll last or is it just a post win romp?

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user90 we just taking pics of random people and creating drama now?

user35 my parasocial relationship in crisis but also am happy for lewis i'm going insane

user11 monaco does something to people i swear

yourusername

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yourusername: back to the office 🧬

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yourbff smart and pretty - leave something for the rest of us

yourusername says you

lewishamilton you must be barium and beryllium cause you're a total babe?

yourusername i'm blushing ☺️ (did you google this?)

lewishamilton you're welcome ;) (yes i did)

user34 HELLO WHAT IS THIS ???

lewishamilton added to their story

yourusername

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yourusername: happy people, happy times

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yourbff an invite to anything at this point would be nice

yourusername you complained the whole time last time

yourbff you people are the most insufferable (affectionate) people to third wheel

lewishamilton 🏄‍♀️ 🏄‍♂️

yourusername best teacher ever

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: lewis and george are having fun this summer break ☀️

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user44 ADMIN JUST EXPOSED LEWIS AND HIS GF??

user58 so is admin losing their job ? i'll miss you xx

user89 f1 twitter is about to go into melt down

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yourusername: you could say we have chemistry ;)

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lewishamilton who is using cheesy science puns now ?

yourusername are you an element cause i'd like to periodically bang you on a table

lewishamilton time and a place

georgerussell63 THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS COMMENT SECTION

alex_albon COVER YOUR EYES GEORGE

user33 i actually can't this relationship is so cute

user30 was originally scared about this relationship but if we get all this lewis content from it i can't be angry

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: forget hydrogen, you're my number one element xx

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yourusername is this our thing now? if so, you make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

lewishamilton okay i actually don't know what that means but i love you xx

yourusername i love you too xx

user50 lewis trying to use science pick up lines is taking me out actually

sebastianvettel congratulations you guys !!

lewishamilton thanks seb

yourusername thank you sebastian, i've heard about your impressive bee garden - will need to visit soon x

mercedesamgf1 mum and dad

user77 admin kept their job?

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: new paddock mum and dad just dropped *insert a science pun here*

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yourusername i'm the solution to all of the grid kid problems

lewishamilton not your best, love

yourusername you're hardly helping

lewishamilton i'm not the scientist here

landonorris mum and dad please stop fighting

yourusername see lewis why won't you think of the children

lewishamilton they're not children, i've heard about the things they get up too

alex_albon no we've factually never done anythign ever

georgerussell63 i second this

note: hope this was the kinda thing you were thinking, sorry for how long it took, life got unexpectedly busy out of nowhere. also, i barely passed gcse science so i hope it makes sense lol xx

#f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton imagine #lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton instagram au #lewis hamilton x you

[reborrowing]

some thoughts on tiny stardew because the idea is running away with me, open to other thoughts on it!

I’ve seen other stardew gt where the farmer is tiny, but I like the concept of the valley as a kind of oasis insulated from reality where magic still exists that the farmer stumbles into in a desperate bid to escape their current life. So it makes more sense to me if the farmer is still Literally Just Some Dude

probably most of the village will be traditional, small winged person fairies. definitely the mountain family.

might have seb be half Something Else, but I don’t feel anything specific atm

Wizard is a human like the farmer, but mostly there to observe the little magical creatures. Everyone finds unnerving but he doesn’t seem malevolent so they just keep their distance

Linus is also Not Tiny, but maybe not human either?

Elliot as a tiny mer

Leah is a nonmagical borrower who was looking for some country farmhouse to disappear into and found this place instead, loves it.

Pierre is also a borrower but has an inferiority complex about it, even though no one else really cares.

Don’t know what I want to do with Caroline yet, but I do enjoy the image of opening your bag after a day of mining to find a purple haired gremlin eating your haul, so she should probably be some degree of magic that gets passed on to Abigail

I don’t usually care much about Shane but snoozing on a giant chicken? Excellent

#I don’t have a story to write but I’ll probably do art #g/t #tiny stardew #most of this was a late night ramble draft but I think it still makes sense

[r0-boat]

Master List part 2 (WIP)

( if see any posts not on this list please DM me the link I will add it)

Key

⭐: original(mostly written by me)

🌹: smut

🔪: yandere

🍷: some kink cw

🧨:darker Cw's and Tw's

Submas +Volo

Ingo

Virgin Warden🌹⭐

Alpha primal ingo🌹🍷🧨

Yan!ingo giveing s/o aphrodisiac ⭐🌹🍷🔪

Jealous W!Ingo pussy slapping🌹⭐

Subby alpha ingo⭐🍷🌹

Ingo sneaks into your room while you're sleeping⭐🔪🧨🌹🍷

Priest!ingo stealing his brother's wife🌹⭐🍷🔪🧨

Sub!ingo with his bunny⭐🌹

Stuck with Yandere!Warden Ingo ⭐️🌹🔪

Ingo with Neko!reader Hcs⭐️

Warden!Ingo breeding (Trans ftm reader)🌹⭐️🍷

Ingo a breeding kink🌹⭐🍷

Emmet

Emmet fucking his rival🌹⭐🍷

His rival fucking him🌹⭐🍷

Feral Alpha! Emmet🌹⭐🍷

Twins

Twins with introvert/physically affectionate reader⭐

Pinning for you⭐

Poly relationship+Elesa 🌹🍷⭐

s/o on their period⭐

Twins with small reader🌹🍷⭐

Emmet slapping your pussy 🌹⭐

Au idea: villain submas🌹⭐🍷

Villain au: twins reaction to a new hero instead of reader⭐

Twins cock drunk⭐🌹🍷

No nut November twins ramble⭐🌹

Volo

Volo sneaks into your room while you're sleeping 🌹⭐🔪🧨

Tarzan!Volo⭐🧨🍷

SM/USUM

Nanu

Alpha!Nanu hcs🌹🍷⭐

Alpha!Nanu-Pushing him to his limit🌹🍷⭐

Stalker!Nanu🔪🌹⭐🧨

Incubus!Nanu🌹⭐🔪🧨

HGSS

Morty Headcannons sfw & nsfw⭐🌹🍷

B&W

Colress experimenting on reader(old post)⭐🌹🍷

Colress Uno reverse getting experimented on( old post)⭐🌹🍷

X&Y

Alpha!Siebold⭐🌹🍷

SWSH

Kabu

Pussydrunk! kabu🌹⭐🍷

Multiple

Galar men having audio accounts⭐🌹🍷

Pokemen reaction to pillow princess S/o⭐🌹🍷

Paldea men having gwa accounts🌹🍷⭐

HasselxreaderxBrassius poly mini🍷🌹⭐

BDSP&P/Hisui

Mer!Meli develops a crush on his savior⭐

Mer!meli his Crush comes back (part 2)⭐

Cyllene

Cyllene breaks your back⭐🌹🍷

ORAS

Maxie

Maxie General romantic head cannons⭐

Vampire!Maxie Hcs

ScVi

Brassius

Yan!brass hcs ⭐🔪🌹

Hassel

Pegging hassel⭐🌹

Rika

Daddy Kink!Rika fucs u wth strap⭐🌹🍷

Rika&afab reader period headcannons⭐

Jacq

Nsfw hcs⭐🌹🍷

Larry

Larry using your body as stress relief⭐��🌹

Yan!Larry hcs⭐🔪🌹🍷

Larry hcs🌟🌹🍷

SDV

Shane

Shane hcs PART 2⭐🌹

Harvey

Harvey hcs⭐

Harvey patches you up ⭐️

Alex

Alex hcs⭐

Sebastian

Alpha! Seb⭐🌹🍷

Ocs

Silas The dragon 🐉

Marriage headcannons⭐🔪🌹

Never Escape, not with a baby in you🔪🧨🌹⭐

Rough fuck, use you like a fuck toy🔪⭐🍷🌹

Reading a book, thinking about you⭐🍷🌹🔪

Fell Dragon!Silas corruption🔪🧨🌹🍷

Cole the werewolf

Halloween22 Slasher!Cole⭐🧨🌹🔪

Daddy kink Cole⭐🌹🍷

Missing you⭐🌹🍷

Wolf Drider Salem 🕷

Halloween 22' Reaper!Salem headcannons⭐🍷🔪

Consensual non-con roleplay⭐🌹🧨

Zero the wasp hybrid🐝

Alpha zero thirst🌹🍷⭐

Human!Zero x Wasp!reader🌹⭐🍷🔪

Zero steals you away from the Beemas⭐🧨🔪🌹

Zero's picnic date⭐

Noah The Leopard MerShark 🦈

Date sfw hcs⭐

Virgin to Pussy drunk 🌹⭐

Halloween 22' nekomata!Noah🌹🔪🧨

Prof. Sterling 👓

Nsfw/sfw hcs🌹🍷⭐

My dream

Dom Sterling⭐🌹🍷

Fucking in the classroom⭐🌹🍷

The boys

Cat boys (All)⭐

Halloween final threesome🐝 👓⭐🔪🧨🌹🍷

Boys and their scent (All)⭐

Bug boys take care of you when you're sick🐝🕷️⭐

Ro's Au hoard

Beehive Submas #BeeGearStation

Tarzan!ingo, #Tarzaningo

Bull farm Au #Bullfarmau

Anon submissions

More Omega!Melli 🌹

Bully Melli hours🌹

Voodoo Doll submas part 1 prt2🌹

Villain submas reaction to other hero ⭐

Random shit

Birds of paradise harpies bfs⭐

The Ring of Lovers (fan scp)⭐🔪🍷

Dol fav LI call Out Post lol⭐🌹🧨

#new master list in the works #lolol ignore this post I just need a link

[bwoahtastic]

Seb and Val takes such good care of Max, Val holds Max’s hand while Seb dresses the wound. They have a quiet conversation about what happened and the state Val found Max and Lewis in. Seb is quick to defend Lewis and say he doesn’t believe Lewis would purposefully put Max into that position and he’ll talk to him later. Their priority is getting Max’s tail cleaned up and getting some food into the sub. Mick is clearly well taken care of but Max’s health doesn’t look very good. Mick won’t let go of Lewis at all, no matter how hard the other sub’s try. Seb has banned all the doms from entering Max’s room but they have no choice but to let Mick in who is crying for mama but refusing to let Lewis go. The other sub’s would be so in awe of Max’s pretty white tail, they’ve never seen one before. They all have sparkly colorful tails. The doms are shocked when they find out there’s a sub of that caliber in their midsts. Usually those subs would be kept far away from mer, and definitely not be alone

Plss Max being so weak and scared, staring wide eyed at the subs taking care of him and just trembling because he is in so much pain...

Val being worried and telling seb how he found Lewis and Max and Seb says he will talk to Lewis but he thinks Lewis would never intentionally command a sub, he doesn't command them ever either. Seb getting Max some food while Val finishes tending to the wounds and Max is just weakly whimpering for his guppy!

Mick is meanwhile clinging to Lewis and being scared and none of the subs can peel him off the dom so they have to let Lewis in with Max and finally Mick will go to momma but will scream ehen Lewis tries to leave! Dom needs to protect momma and gup!

Everyone is so confused that such a beautiful sub as Max is all alone and hurt...

#asks #merman au

[longbobmckenzie]

Here are a few (haha) of my favourite oneshots in the fandom! This is by no means exhaustive, as there are tons I either haven't read or just honestly don't remember enough about. I definitely encourage everyone to dig through AO3 to find those hidden gems!

For chaptered fics, see my post here!

Henrik/MC

Christmas Timing by @mrsbsmooth - cute Christmas post-villa romance Just one more bad decision by @kittidot - post-villa second chance with a major role played by one of my own OCs Not Like I'm In Love With You by @queen-of-boops - cute friends-to-lovers Reaching The Peak by @thesepromises - Henrik and MC go climbing, then do some other activities Robin Hood Stole My Heart by @chroniccomicobsession - he stole mine too The Man From the Jungle by @mrsbsmooth - Disney-inspired

Bobby

Bittersweet by @blueberrycupcak3s - great if you love an unhappy/bittersweet ending (or Jake. or both) Dummies in Love series by losingface - series of villa and post-villa fics first and second chances by @lucolestead - S5 MC goes on Seb and Nicky's podcast and mentions someone she's got a crush on On Repeat by nutshikas - rent-free fic for me with Bobby in a villa time loop

(I feel like there should be more here tbh - there are so many great Bobby oneshots out there that I had to either keep this list short or make it way too long)

Henrik/Lucas

keep me warm by Orphan Account - post-villa Lucas struggling with his feelings for Henrik Lights, Cameras, Action… by @queen-of-boops - porn AU Sooner Than You'd Think by OverdressedandUnderwhelmed - snapshots of Henrik/Lucas in what very well could be canon The Alps by @mrsbsmooth - Lucas road-tripping through the Alps and meeting up with Henrik (inspired by story from the wedding episodes)

Bobby/Lucas

everything that glitters is moissanite by @mountainmanxoxo - Bobby fake dates someone to make Lucas jealous Rude Awakenings by @mountainmanxoxo - the OG Bobcas fic, I think? Wishful Drinking by @lucas-koh - enemies-to-lovers

Rarepairs, Threesomes & Moresomes

Filthy by @mrsbsmooth (Hamish/Andy/Marshall/MC) - foursome Men of Particular Interests by @mrsbsmooth (Noah/Lucas/Bobby) - threesome The (Ia)ins & Outs of Falling 4 You by @thoracic-orchid (Bruno/Narrator) - coworkers The Boys go on a trip by @mrsbsmooth (Lucas, Noah, Henrik, Tai, Bobby, Rocco, Gary iirc) - so much going on in this one, haha the gang bullies Henrik into a threesome by @mountainmanxoxo (Lucas/Henrik/MC) - as the title says This Momentary Blue by @sparxaf (Kassam/Felix) - the rarest of rarepairs, enemies-to-lovers, absolute must read We come in peace by @thoracic-orchid (Gary/Bobby) - aliens, bang-or-die, post-villa

Everyone Else

A Lifetime of Promises by @fuseboxmusebox (Seb) - cute friends-to-lovers Bitch by @thoracic-orchid (Jo) - what really happened on Jo/Rahim's date Golden Thread by @starsarestars (Arjun) - modern day Romeo and Juliet without the tragic ending Lucas Koh: An Erotic Life by @becangle, Jglbly934TXS (Lucas) - egotistical Lucas spoof Mean Boys by @thesepromises (Noah) - Mean Girls crossover Mer de Désir by @lucas-koh (Levi) - Levi as a French aristocrat So Good Staying Here by @sparxaf (Seb) - SEEEBBB Swimming Pool Deep by @thesepromises (Levi) - pre-villa Levi, please read The second life of Allegra Rossi by @bypine (Allegra) - vampires! Undead of Night by @queen-of-boops (Noah) - Noah as a necromancer

#litg #litg ff #longbob recommends #longbob masterlist

[jelloia]

just got to the luau for the first time in stardew!! it's so pretty...

anyways my thought dump is below!

every time i see seb smile it's always bc he's teasing sam asjkf

they r so mischevious

2. IM SORRY MER-WHAT

THEY EXIST IN THIS GAME>!>r>

3. how do they expect me to date anyone in this game like i am just a shipper at heart

#off topic but the water shades in summer #are SO yummy #stardew valley

[justaredheadf1fan]

The Final Lap

The saddest day so far came.

Today's Seb's last race. I hope it's not his last ever, but for now it's his last. I truly hope both Fernando and Lewis are right and he'll come back sooner rather than later.

I've seen the Driver's Parade for once and several videos for Seb in the program prior to the race in DAZN Spain and the whole Guard of Honor for Seb and I can't. I can't process this. It's too much. Seb and Daniel taking pictures of each other while the other was talking in the interviews 🥹

They took the Class of '22 picture today and all drivers applauding Seb was too beautiful, honestly. Then the Guard of Honor. He deserves it all.

Even Kimi posted to say goodbye to Seb. THE ICEMAN. He truly loves him and I'm here for it.

Now it's time for the start. Alonso, I'm trusting you with Seb's wellbeing. I'M SERIOUS, FERNANDO, YOU GOTTA PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

LEWIS!!!!???? What a start, he goes flying off track due to Carlos closing the door. So tense, Jesus Christ. So, they don't investigate Carlos but they do investigate Lewis. Fantastic. The crybaby gets his way while Lewis says absolutely nothing about him being pushed off track flying around to stay on the race, but on we go.

YES LEWIS!!!!! THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. No complaints, and yet he just keeps his head down and gets the job done. Carlos, learn a little maybe.

SEB AND ESTIE BESTIE FIGHTING WHILE ALONSO KEEPS HIS BACK PROTECTED, I'M HERE FOR THIS.

What is going on with Lewis? George just flies by and that's it. I'm speechless right now. So he's losing power, maybe those jumps off track damaged the car. For fuck's sake, NOT TODAY.

Esteban giving Seb space so that they don't touch is amazing. I love to see this respect for him. Now Vettel fighting Checo and Vettel takes the cake! I know it won't last much but everything to fuck up with Checo.

And Russell is gonna get penalized after that unsafe release after that horrendous pit stop. What the fuck Mercedes?

Lewis' stop is pretty good but he says that he thinks the floor is broken. I'm so done with this race. I don't want it to be over because of what it means but I need it to be over to stop suffering, if you know what I mean.

George given the 5-second penalty, he'll serve it once he stops again. And now Seb stops and drops to P19, this is so sad, I hope he regains positions the way he knows how. What the fuck Aston Martin.

And Alonso retires. Probably a Power Unit thing, because they were trying to keep it at all costs since it was their last without penalizing maybe? But it's a shame since he won't be able to donut his way with Lewis and Seb...

Sharl is flying right now and Checo complaining about Cuntstappen. Living la vida Loki right now.

We need to burn the W13 to the ground ASAP. We need someone to cause a Safety Car? Yes, we do. Who's volunteering? Latifi, it's your last race, you should celebrate it by stomping the wall with your car, just a little bit without any harm coming to you, of course. Just to get the SC.

AND HE DID IT!!! JESUS, I BARELY FINISHED WRITING THAT WHEN HE COLLIDED WITH MICK. My poor Mick, I didn't want to get you involved 😩 We don't get a SC but a slightly Yellow Flagged moment there.

So, the Latifi thing was a no-go, so we just need a double RedBull DNF. Universe, work your magic, it's time. you owe it to all of us.

Shit, 5-second penalty for Mick. I do't really know where he went wrong, because I don't see it that clearly.

Please, Mercedes, don't leave Lewis hanging again with the pit stops. Not today. Not in Abu Dhabi.

RedBulls you need to stop on track, both of you, so that we get a SC. Like NOW.

Checo passing Lewis BUT LEWIS COMES BACK. COME ON LEWIS, YOU CAN FUCK UP WITH CHECO. AAAAAND SHIT.

Is that Costappen being a good teammate? Or trying to look like it. FFS.

LANCE STROLL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? AND MERCEDES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOT STOPPING LEWIS?????

I can't take this, it's unbearable. Charles please bring it home, we need you to fuck up RedBull even if it's just a little.

Mercedes I hate you so fucking much for doing this to Lewis all over again. Wasn't it enough last year? Hasn't it been enough through the whole season? DO BETTER, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Lewis losing the car. Another one not being able to do donuts with Seb? This is fucking ridiculous. Honestly. I hate you so fucking much, Mercedes/W13.

Poor Seb, 2 of his besties out and not being able to do donuts with him. I hope at least Mick does. Seb gets P10, last point of his career for now. Amazing race, amazing career, better person. I don't care about anything else. so sad to say goodbye to Seb. So sad Fernando and Lewis weren't there with him doing those donuts.

My heart is broken, right now. I was growing up when Seb came into Formula 1. I was very young, but in the end so was he. I grew up watching him win. I just wish I'd appreciate it more at the time, but mostly I wish I'd appreciate him more at that time. I can't picture Formula 1 without Sebastian Vettel.

I'm crying too with Daniel's and Mick's farewells, even with Lando's message to Daniel on the radio made me cry. This is so unfair, losing these 3 altogether. My emotional support idiots on wheels. Seb at least got Driver of the Day too, so that's something positive at least, right?

I got hooked again to Formula 1 after watching DTS with the additional commentary session with Marina every episode to get myself into the atmosphere again after I watched the last 3 races of last season (plus Brazil afterwards). And I got hooked because of Daniel mainly. I already knew who he was but at the time I didn't really pay attention to him being a newbie and all. But I never knew that that personality of his would be the reason I needed to jump back in. I can't imagine Formula 1 without him either. He's been my emotional support idiot this whole season.

And what can I say about Mick. At first I didn't even realize last season that the son of the very Michael Schumacher had gotten himself into this circus. The last memory I had related to Mick was his dad's accident, because I knew he was with him that day. But after watching the first DTS 3 seasons and diving into the loop of F1, I started digging and finding whatever info I could find on all the new drivers I didn't know and I came across him. This kid with Michael's features and I couldn't believe it. I loved Michael Schumacher with my whole heart despite of my family being complete assholes about it and I definitely feel the same about Mick, I don't care how many mistakes he's made or how much he's struggled. I trust that he's not done, he'll be back and he'll be biting everyone in their asses.

I don't know if I'll be able to post anything at all before I go on my trip to the USA on Thursday, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to post after I get back. I'd like to write a few things about this season before the 2023 season starts, but I'll have to find my will to do so after this devastating last race.

I'd like to thank all the people reading me on here, especially the ones that do it every week. It's nice to see you there after each post. So thank you all, truly.

For now, peace out and see you soon.

#f1 #formula 1 #mercedes amg f1 #scuderia ferrari #aston martin racing #haas f1 team #mclaren f1 racing #alfa romeo racing #alpine f1 team #scuderia alpha tauri #williams racing #sir lewis hamilton #george russell #charles leclerc #Carlos saint jr #sebastian vettel #lance stroll #mick schumacher #kevin Magnussen #daniel ricciardo #lando norris #zhou guanyu #valtteri bottas #esteban ocon #fernando Alonso #pierre gasly #yuki tsunoda #alex albon #nicholas latifi #abu dhabi gp 2022

[averagef1fansblog]

My Japan GP Review

Sebastian Vettel bee 🐝 thing was very nice. I don’t care about the bee thing but the Sewis interaction was nice & to see seb as well.

MER ‘ we keep pushing’ CEDES is back at it again like it’s a regular occurrence. Fix your problems for goodness sake. 🫡

I swear to god they need to pick a number 1 driver like 5 races ago. Why aren’t they doing it??? 😒

Also on the topic of Mercedes; Lewis Hamilton is faster than George Russell since like forever, I don’t get why people are deluding themselves to think otherwise. 🙄

LEWIS HAMILTON CAN’T DO ANY WRONG IN MY EYES; not that he did anything wrong but wanted to point it out cuz why not?? 🤭

Perez disaster class for like the 10th weekend this season. I guess retiring twice in one race does that to you. Blud does not know how to do his job. Get me in that car in Qatar. 🤔

Logan needs to leave my man Valtteri alone. I’m suffering 😔

Guess my prediction was wrong; max only won by 19 secs not 20. Get better at driving max. 😯

Pray for me as a Chelsea & Merc fan. 🙏🏽

While you are at it here is Hozier;

#lewis hamilton #formula 1 #japan gp 2023

[djmusicbest]

Beatport On Our Radar 2024: Indie Dance

- Artists: Beatport DATE CREATED: 2024-02-21 GENRES: Indie Dance Tracklist : 1. Neurotiker - Ghetto Birds(Original Mix) 2. Madd Rod, Noporn - Tropicalismo Dark(Original Mix) 3. Jessy Mach - Fluo Tail Lights(Instrumental) 4. Armonique - Don't Make Me Wait(Original Mix) 5. DJs Pareja - You & Me(Dany F Remix) 6. Seb Wildblood, Waterworld - Touch Me(Original Mix) 7. Astral Lights - Exoplanet In The Space(Original Mix) 8. Nick Hanzo, Ludviq - Am Zug(Original Mix) 9. Creasol - With You(Original Mix) 10. KARPOVICH, RSTQ - No Time for Caution(Karpovich, Maz (EG) Remix) 11. Roman Flügel - Rules(Original Mix) 12. Armonics - Music and Lights(Original Mix) 13. Mon Goose - I Feel Goose (Lindstrøm Remix)(Original Mix) 14. Torha, Earstrip - Make A Move(Original Mix) 15. Do, SE - Rua Saudade(Agrabah Remix) 16. Andrés, Xavi, Jezebell - Bibbles(Baubles & Beads Mix) 17. AH-MER-AH-SU, Masha Mar - Cherry Cherry(Original Mix) 18. magic.made.by.r - Grab Your Guitar(Original Mix) 19. Read the full article

[a-twistedheartslonging]

*cough cough* so uh.... nonhuman jade??? I feel like he would frog blink at me

Either that or not blink at all/hardly blink, most fish don't have eyelids, and even though he and the other mers do it's not like they would need to underwater. Tbh Seb and Mal would prob do that weird blink.

Anyway, since He and Floyd are the same kind of creature, stuff from Floyd's post will be repeated.

He still has his ear and arm fins even with the potion. He can make his ear fins wiggle and droop and they will sometimes do it unconsciously, perhaps because of how he’s feeling or if he’s eating or sucking on something. Unlike Floyd, Jade will do his best to control it since that shows his emotions and he doesn't want others to be able to read him, though that's not to say he won’t do it on purpose like when he fake cries. The whole “being able to produce tears” thing wasn't something he could do until he got on land. Fish don't have or need tear ducts. Still, if it's just the two of you he might give a fin wiggle to hear you giggle, he be silly like that sometimes,

He can make the arm fins flare out and go down so he can get shirts on easier, and they will flare out when trying to be threatening.

Still keeps some of his eel coloring and stripes along with his claws. His hands start with that not-quite-white he has and become more of that green-blue going up.

His fingers have little bits of webbing and...are kind of creepily long. 

Doesn’t blink as often as a human should and his eyes glow in the dark, along with his habit of staring it can be a bit startling. 

Like his brother, is very instant on getting you in the water with him for some reason. If you can't swim, he'll offer to let you ride him. Though he is capable of outspending a broom you don't worry about him trying to zoom like Floyd, that doesn't mean he won't try to scare you in the water though. He may be more polite than his brother but he's still a little shit.

Has no belly button or nips.

Has a very strong interest in your feet and legs, especially with how…soft they are. In the official manga, we get to see that Floyd isn't the only touchy eel, though he isn't…rough about it like Floyd. Well, not as long as it's you. He loves to poke, squeeze, and rub them. Very very badly wants to bite but…he’s a gentleman. At least until you guys are together, and he has permission, expect to look like you got nabbed by a small shark then after.

He can't help but be fascinated by how different your body is, he really does want to study you, though funnily enough he gets a bit of stage fright if you try doing the same.

Is a fan of those small clawless hands. Seeing how they prune up when wet for too long, holding them and enjoying that soft warmth. He’s bigger than plenty of people but gets a special kick out of how big you make him feel.

His skin feels different from what humans have but isn't quite the same as when in his eel form. It's soft but also…thick. There’s no way you would be able to break his skin with your bite or scratches, dull little human nails and teeth can't do much. He would be pretty amused at you actually trying to bite him, how cute. It makes him want to tease you more and make you make you angry enough to try more. Still, if you do somehow manage to break skin he’s prepared, can’t have his little shrimp die of poisoning.

Along with eating fish, crabs, and octopus's moray also eat very toxic creatures and as a result, the blood and flesh of a moray are very toxic. They accumulate high levels of ciguatoxins, which can give humans ciguatera fish poisoning (CFP) if eaten. There will be times in a fight where he’ll get his blood on the guy on purpose and Jade has used his blood for…things before. Part of why Jade wants to test “special” mushrooms on others is because the poison won't affect him, and he wants to see how it affects others. Might poison you in small doses on purpose so you'll build up a tolerance.

A moray will often eat anything small enough to fit in its mouth and is capable of taking a chunk out of bigger fish. As a result, Floyd will also try to eat…not food things if he can fit it in his mouth. Luckily for you, Jade has more self-control than his brother so your small nicknacks are safe...for now.

Everything about you just triggers his prey drive. He really wants to bite you, chase you, squish you, put eggs in you, bite you some more. Really hates having to keep up his calm gentlemanly image at times.

Can open his mouth scarily wide and his teeth are longer than OG Jade's, so it's a bit harder for him to hide them like he would with those polite smiles he always has. Very long tongue, you've seen it when he totally wasn't trying to show it off to you. He was just enjoying that ice cream. Funny how you're the only one to get a good look at it though.

Has pharyngeal jaws which are a second set of smaller jaws located in the throat of the moray eel, behind the normal jaws in the mouth, complete with tiny teeth. This set of jaws gets launched into the mouth cavity during feeding, where it can grasp onto food, and pull it into the throat to swallow. Morays are unique in using their pharyngeal jaws to actively capture and restrain prey in this way.

Certain eels have been shown to be surprisingly affectionate with divers they recognize and enjoy petting, rubbing, and gentle hugs. Though a bit touchy, when in public he is nowhere near as touchy as Floyd. When alone? Just as bad if he knows you are comfortable with it.

His gills are still present so his rib area is a weak spot. Getting hit there would really hurt and really piss him off.

Is nocturnal and prefers dark places, especially when sleeping. He also likes being snug and wrapped up for sleepies. In the sea, he would like to sleep in small places with his brother and would love for you and him to share a sleeping bag when camping.

Moray have a spongy, sluggy texture from their lack of scales. To top it off, these fish are covered in a thick mucous layer. Believe it or not, mucous serves a very strong purpose in nature, typically providing a protective barrier over otherwise vulnerable layers of skin. Your stomach should have a thick mucous layer to protect it from the acids inside, and similarly, a fish without scales can make good use of this snotty, slimy substance to keep it safe from toxins and physical damage as it occupies its rocky habitat.

The green moray eel is actually brown under all the snot; it’s just covered in a thick green layer of mucous. In some species, this mucous is even toxic, making them a particularly nasty prey item. Luckily what Floyd and Jade have isn't the toxic kind and will make your skin pretty nice. Jade will use this in his favor to get more cuddles. Careful though, he may do what Floyd does and perform what is known as a slime attack by slapping someone in the face with his tail, it is very unpleasant to get in your mouth.

The smallest moray, the Snyder’s moray, is around 12cm (4.5in) long, and the largest is more than 3m (over 10ft) long and weighs up to 30kg. A huge moray eel in Indonesia has been witnessed feeding on sharks and I like to headcanon the tweels are pretty big in their mer form and not just because of tail length.

Morays actually have pretty bad eyesight and a keen sense of smell to make up for this and rely primarily on chemoreception such as smells and tastes to navigate their world. I do wonder if the twins need glasses but don't use them or maybe wear contacts. 

Jade is very good at tracking you down by scent and likes it when you smell like him and him smelling like you. Though he loves cuddling and hugging you, it isn't just for affection. He’s giving you that eel stank, plenty of the others are weary around him and you smelling like him can help keep others away.

Unlike with Floyd Him leaving clothes at your place is never out of forgetfulness. He plans everything out. Insistes that you put on his coat when it’s cold out and drapes it on you before you can say no. Hoodies aren't usually his thing, but his ass bought some just for  “forgetting” them at your place. They're actually some fancy name-brand ones. Still, even with his planning, he could not prepare himself with how good you looked in them…it was so big on you, and you looked so cute and now it smelled like you and….

The moray can form a true knot with its body, that it uses as leverage to pull on prey items like slippery fish. They can also use this method to create strong pressure to break food items into smaller pieces. It’s thought that the skill is passed on between individuals. So, if you want to escape eel cuddles…good luck but it's probably not going to happen. Even in his more human form his long arms and legs will be wrapped around you. Kinda funny thinking of the tweel's parents teaching them how to become living knots though.

Certain types of eels can change their sex. The leaf-nosed moray born male, transitions as they age, switching to female later in life. This transformation determines them as “sequential hermaphrodites” I like to headcanon that the tweens can also change sex or already have both in their mer form. 

Morays can have around 10,000 eggs at a time, and when the larvae are hatched, the eels are fully translucent. I like to think the boys started out as tiny little things you can hold in your hand.

Regular eels do seem to have some courtship rituals. Some of which being displays of behavior, such as graceful movements and vibrant color changes and I already like that headcanon of the tweels being bioluminescent. Maybe he convinced you to come down to his dorm's special pool one night and decided to show off for you. Showing off that beautiful glow while doing these cool tricks in the water. A positive reaction will likely be taken as acceptance, so unless you tell him no, you will receive some wet slimy eel-loving.

Male eels may compete with each other for the attention of females showcasing strength and health to impress a potential mate. Welp, time for Jade to invite you to a hike and show off, expect to be carried after he makes up after walking into an area, something about the grounds stability and how only a seasoned hiker like him knows the proper steps to safety. Dude will lift up a whole ass dead tree trunk stuck in your path. Will also be even more of a menace towards the other guys.

Eels also release pheromones into the water to attract and communicate with potential partners but...hmm you're just a human and on land. With the others being beasts and all, they would be able to smell it easily and know to stay the hell away from him but would his little shrimpy notice? I think at most that if it's something that you can smell it probably just seems like Jade has just smelled a bit…musky lately. He is probably around you even more and keeps close to see your reaction to it. He probably gets sad if you tell him he stinky and takes it as you not wanting him. If you compliment it? Very happy eel time.

As for the rest of what he does, it's little things like bringing you food which is often cooked by him, little trinkets that made him think of you, and getting territorial around others. The latter usually ends up with him not bothering to hide his teeth as he “smiles” at whoever is talking to you, likely having his hand on your shoulder or waist while doing so.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #nonhuman au #ask #asks #jade leech #twst jade #twisted wonderland jade

[muznew]

Beatport On Our Radar 2024: Indie Dance

- Artists: Beatport DATE CREATED: 2024-02-21 GENRES: Indie Dance Tracklist : 1. Neurotiker - Ghetto Birds(Original Mix) 2. Madd Rod, Noporn - Tropicalismo Dark(Original Mix) 3. Jessy Mach - Fluo Tail Lights(Instrumental) 4. Armonique - Don't Make Me Wait(Original Mix) 5. DJs Pareja - You & Me(Dany F Remix) 6. Seb Wildblood, Waterworld - Touch Me(Original Mix) 7. Astral Lights - Exoplanet In The Space(Original Mix) 8. Nick Hanzo, Ludviq - Am Zug(Original Mix) 9. Creasol - With You(Original Mix) 10. KARPOVICH, RSTQ - No Time for Caution(Karpovich, Maz (EG) Remix) 11. Roman Flügel - Rules(Original Mix) 12. Armonics - Music and Lights(Original Mix) 13. Mon Goose - I Feel Goose (Lindstrøm Remix)(Original Mix) 14. Torha, Earstrip - Make A Move(Original Mix) 15. Do, SE - Rua Saudade(Agrabah Remix) 16. Andrés, Xavi, Jezebell - Bibbles(Baubles & Beads Mix) 17. AH-MER-AH-SU, Masha Mar - Cherry Cherry(Original Mix) 18. magic.made.by.r - Grab Your Guitar(Original Mix) 19. Read the full article

[n0t-le4fy]

"Love me—that's all I ask of you."

Credits to: one of Azaleas Rollo bots (inspired a bit of this fic) and Phantom of the Opera (for the quote dialogue and title).

Genre: Twisted Wonderland

Relationship: Rollo and Seb (MC), a  short fictional story with Leafy and Idia.

TW’s: Mentions of slurs, insults, ‘making out’, gay😰, ginger hate, lots of sobs, Crowley, idia being a gamer discord mod, mentions of suicide (no action just lighthearted insults), kissing, oblivious.

*NOT PROOFREAD*

“-and the last name picked is Sebastian Hartz from Ramshackle Dorm!” Headmage Crowley announces as the crowd of eager and disappointed students cheer for the infamous Seb. 

Grim- a weird cat-weasel creature- is the first to cheer at him. Sebastian pulls the tuna-loving cat into a tight, bone-crushing hug. “Mrrah! Let me go! I’ll tell my henchhuman about you!” Grim squeaks out, semi-ly regretting his past excitement.

Ace pouts, standing next to Seb. It took everything in the Ramshackle Prefect to not gloat at the ginger boy next to him. 

“Hey! How come he got in instead of me?” Ace Trappola, a member of Heartslabyul, complains about not getting to go. 

“Guess what, Ace.” Seb boyishly smiles as he faces Ace.

“What?” The already aggravated ginger asks back. “Are you gonna give up your spot to me?” 

“No.” 

“Well, what?” 

“Don’t you want to go to the Fleur City Social?” 

“Yeah- but I can't.”

“Well, that sounds like a skill issue!” He blows a childish raspberry at his friend and continues death-grip Grim. 

“I hate you,” Ace mutters under his breath and turns to start talking to a happy Deuce.

Like Seb, the delinquent-ish Deuce Spade had also been chosen for the social, along with Ruggie Bucchi, Epel Felmier, Riddle Rosehearts- housewarden of Heartslabyul, Azul Ashengrotto- housewarden of Octavinelle, Idia Shroud (mmmngh)- housewarden of Ignyhide, Jamil Viper- vice housewarden of Scarabia, Sebek Zigvolt, and Silver (lmao he doesn’t have a last name because he has Lilia as an adoptive father L (i can be his new adoptive mother after a night with Lilia-)). Quite the diversity, ranging from a feminine-looking country boy to an octo-mer, Professor Crowley made sure to include at least one person from every dorm.

“Congratulations, Seb.” A well-known wolf male approaches the group from behind, startling almost everyone.

“Huh-? Oh, hi Jack- and thanks. It’s a shame you didn’t get in, though,” Seb gives the boy, Jack Howl, a closed-eye smile and puts his hands on his hips. “it would’ve been great for you to be there too!” 

“Yeah.” Jack nods with his usual professional expression plastered on his face and a still sing-song tone. “I have to go; Leona is asking all of Savanaclaw for a Ruggie-fill-in while Ruggies at the social.”

“Alright, I'll see you later.”

✩

“Leafy, no, you knew he would act like this and you still asked him to ‘make out’.” Seb was comforting his dear friend, Leafy Ayaki, who had just been rejected by the Ignyhide housewarden and was now sobbing. 

Not rejected, more like he got flustered and ran away. Idia was always anti-social and anxious, so this reaction was rather expected of him. 

“b-b-b-but.. I love him..” Leafy chokes through sobs. “why doesn’t he love me back..” 

“You literally walked up to him and asked to make out with him. Did you expect a different reaction?” Seb sighs as the sobs continue. 

“It’s kinda funny, to be honest..” He mumbled to himself. “Hah, L..”

“f-this is not-.. the time! Go kil-kill yourself!” The sobbing mess of a Pomefiore member beside Seb was, well, sobbing. 

“Be a buddy, not a bully.”

“Tell that to Vil! He’ll literally kill me if he sees me like this!” 

“Womp, womp, wooooooomp.” 

Just as Leafy was about to scream slurs at Seb, the peacemaker Ace comes in. Not really a “peacemaker”, just able to make everyone against him instead of each other, but still not offensive in any way. Just annoying. 

Gingers have a rather.. un-diverse personality range; they’re either an ugly annoying ginger or an attractive annoying ginger. 

“Leafy! Seb! I need your help!” The ginger boy peeks his head through a broken Ramshackle door, which was broken from an encounter Grim had with the Ramshackle ghosts. He got scared by the ghost roommates and quite literally jumped out of his boots.

“What?” 

“w-what?” (still choking words through sobs)

“Nothing.” Ace gives them a boyish grin as he skips away like a circus clown. 

“This is why gingers don’t deserve love.” 

Leafy still sobs into Seb as he comforts her. “I like Deuce better.”

“I agree, Deuce at least tries to have morals. Ace makes it very clear he treats most people the same, bratty and obnoxious.”

Seb, with the front of his shirt drenched from tears, begins to pack for the social.

✩

“Get off of me,” Seb says as he desperately tries to release Leafy's death grip on his shirt. “Now.”

“Nooooooooo! Don’t gooooo!” Leafy, again, is sobbing while grabbing onto his shirt. “I can't liiive without you!” 

“Non, Roi De Trickster, let go at once!” The professional French hunter comes to Seb's rescue and pries Leafy away. “Tu est un peu stupide..” 

“You’re like a rabid dog,” Seb mutters under his breath and makes his way to the group, though an unexpected Malleus is also awaiting. 

Malleus is conversing with Silver and Sebek. 

Seb decides to look around while Leafy is being physically restrained and scolded by the Pomefiore housewarden, Vil Shroenheit. 

“It’s okay, big brother!” The housewarden's younger robot brother comforts him while Idia is panicking. Seb stares in confusion and slight amusement.

“No, it’s not! I’m ‘bouta go 0 HP! I can't do this! It’s the final boss and I'm not ready for it!” Blue hair flaring as he panics, Idia is not mentally prepared for the trip. “This is too high a level! * crying emoji *” (he says the crying emoji thing.)

“Big brother! You should make new friends; I believe you can do it!”

✩

“Why did I get placed next to him..” Seb mutters to himself as he waits in line to go to Fleur City. “I hate everything.”

The blue-haired man next to Seb was absorbed in a mobile game (probably something like Clash Of Clans tbh) and was smelling of Ax body spray and energy drinks. Seb gags, now breathing through his mouth.

“LMAO! Did he think he could win against Blue Idia? LOL.” Idia brags to himself after beating a bot.

“God, I know I’m not much of a perfect one of your children, but please, give me the strength to restrain myself from jumping off a bridge.” The Ramshackle prefect silently prays.

“Shroud, what is it you are playing?” A friendly tone comes in front as the Diasomnia housewarden asks Idia curiously. 

“Gh-! N--n-nothing!” The pathetic ‘gamer boy’ of a man scrambles to put his phone away as Malleus looks back at him. 

“Oh,” 

“Sebastian!” A familiar, rather annoying voice comes from behind Seb. There he stands, the one and only Grim. “I and my henchhuman were allowed to come!!” 

The tuna-starved weasel scrambles up the line to stand next to his second henchhuman- or friend. He smells Idia and immediately backs away slightly and scrunches his nose up. 

“It’s great to see you, I thought I would be alone,” Seb explained. “I don’t think Leafy would have fed you any tuna.”

“Yuh huh I would!” Another familiar voice is heard- this time from a different angle. 

“Mrrah!” The weasel is startled as both of them quite literally snap their heads around to see a, well, familiar person. 

Could you guess it? It's the infamous Leafy again!!!!!!!! All dressed in their Pomefiore uniform too, how great.

“I totally would give Grim tuna! Go hop the border again,” The Pomefiore student insults Seb. “I would give Grim a lot of tuna!!!” 

“Nuh-uh.”

“Yuh-huh!”

“Nuh-uh.”

“This is why you look like an 80’s rock band lead singer!”

“At least I have good taste- you asked Idia to make out.”

“I-” 

MucTobody's surprise, Idia and the other few students in front of the group in line were.. watching. Embarrassing, huh? 

“Ayaki and Hartz; please stop arguing.” The dragon fae attempts to calm the spectrum-induced duo.

“I AM PERFECTLY CALM YOU-” Seb gets his mouth covered by a terrified Leafy who was shaking in their boots. 

“O-of course, Malleus! I’m s-so sorry-,” Petrified and practically shaking, Leafy begins to apologize profusely to the Diasomnia housewarden, Malleus Draconia. He was quite intimidating for someone who goes fangirl mode over gargoyles. (“Erm actually.. that gargoyle is from 1834, not 1833. Get it right before joining the ‘Gargoyle Appreciation Club’.)  “-so, so, so sorry. It won’t happen again.” 

Malleus nods and turns back around, Leafy sighs, relieved. 

“Are you... scared of Malleus?”

“I’M NOT!!”

“He literally shivered your timbers.”

“N-NO HE DIDN’T!!”

“Yes he did-” 

Again, much to nobody's dismay, Seb, Grim, and Leafy were not paying attention to their place in line; and they were indeed basically next.

“Leafy, I granted you permission to stand with Sebastian in line, because I am just oh so kind and generous, and not to accompany him to Fleur City.” Headmage Crowley informs the group of their situation.

Leafy was indeed able to obtain permission from Crowley to wait in line with Seb as a final goodbye, but not after many tears. 

So technically, Crowley is somewhat... Kind.. but it was mostly countles sobs from an acoustic Pomefiore student. 

“NOOOOO!! PLEEAAASSSEEE LET ME GO TO FLEUR CITY!! MY SEBBY WEBBY POOKS WILL BE ALL ALOOONE!!” Leafy sniffs and gets ready to sob again.

“Your Sebby Webby Pooks..?- never mind,” Dire Crowley shakes his head. “Sadly, I can not allow you to attend the social alongside Sebastian.”

“WELL WHY NOT YOU-”

“Language. And stop being childish, Roi De Trickster, tu es très ennuyeux.” The beautiful French hunter from behind shushes Leafy.

Realizing that no matter how many sobs they put out, Leafy will still be dorm-bound for the length of the social. She pulls Seb into a tight hug, sobbing into him again.

“I-I’ll miss you... *sniff*. I love you, Seb,” 

“Bros about to reenact a Calrity meme..” 

“I really wish I could call you a slur right now..”

“I love you too..” 

Another sob.

“PLEASE DON’T GOOOOOOOO!! I’LL MISS YOU SO SO SO SO SO MUCHHHH” 

✩

Saying their goodbyes, the mildly fruity couple part ways: Leafy returns Pomefiore, ready to be scolded by Vil for not properly crying, and Seb enters the Magic Mirror into Fleur City.

Still sobbing, Leafy looks back one last time as Seb enters the Magic Mirror. She does a dramatic stare at the mirror and turns away as a single tear falls down her cheek. 

“What was that?” A nearby student asks his friend.

“I dunno.. let’s stay away from them..” His friend replies

“I was gonna do that anyways..” 

“Good..”

As Leafy enters the Pomefiore dorm Mirror, she braces herself for a harsh scolding from the housewarden

And a scolding she gets.

“Leafy! Where in Twisted Wonderland have you been?! You missed my makeup session with you, I was supposed to show you the right way to put on eyeliner!” Vil Schoenheit yells at the helpless student. “You’d better have a good excuse!”

“Well, I-” 

“Not good enough of an excuse!” 

The moral of this story is to never miss a makeup training session with housewarden Vil.

✩

“Why are we even here? Everyone knows socials are F-tier!” Idia complains while waiting with the group for the rest of the students to enter the Magic Mirror. 

“Mrrah! When do we eat?” Grim looks around for any restaurants that are cat-friendly. “I’m staaaarving!”

“I want some rice pudding,” Sebastian says as he stands next to Grim. “It sounds so good.. Fleur City pudding... Mmm..”

Getting pulled into a daydream about rice pudding, Seb nearly falls over- if it weren't for the one and only...

ROLLO FLAMME!!!!!!!

“Stay awake. It would be disrespectful to Fleur City if you fell asleep while not in bed,” The blue bowl-cut man explains to a flustered Seb. “it wouldn’t make a good impression for Night Raven College.”

Blushing, Seb apologizes as Rollo walks away. Keep in mind that this is their FIRST TIME MEETING. Seb does not know Rollo. Rollo does not know Seb. 

“Mrrah..? Who was that, henchhuman number two?” Grim stops scanning the area and is now observing Rollo as he walks away. From his weird-shaped hat to his drag queen shoes, the cat-weasel takes in every detail without knowing it. He shrugs it off and continues looking for places that sell tuna.

“I don’t know..” He rubs his eyes tiredly. “That was weird..”

“You know what’s even weirder? The fact this place has NO tuna shops! I like Sam’s Shop better.” The tuna-starved weasel begins to complain about the lack of tuna in Fleur City. 

“Do not insult my liege! Apologize this instant!” The crocodile-like freshman scolded Idia for ‘insulting’ Malleus. “Malleus is far better than you in every possible way!”

“Stop yelling, Monsieur Crocodile. Roi De Chambre, please apologize.”

“No, that's like- mega L worthy. I'm not apologizing until the screech machine stops yelling at me for telling Malleus I would basically pound him into a dumpster if he challenged me to a game. Not literally, metaphorically. It’s so funny you can't even LOL about it.”

“I don’t remember caring, now apologize!”

“What’s all this ruckus about?” A familiar blue-haired man appears from the corner. 

“Who’re ya?” Epel asks, accidentally letting his country accent slip.

“Rollo Flamme,” he responds.

✩

“Seb.. isn’t that the weird dude who saved you from hospital bills earlier?” Grim pokes at Seb until he gets an answer. Cat weasels are very persistent.

“Yeah, probably.” Seb looks over and smiles at Rollo, who does not smile back- just looks tired. “He’s hot.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yep. He’s definitely bbg material.”

“You have bad taste in men.” Jamil butts into the conversation.

“Maybe, maybe not.”

“Not maybe, you do. Worse than Leafy.. they like Idia.”

Idia shutters at the thought of Leafy after their last... interesting interaction.

“Ils aiment le Roi de Chambre?” The Frenchman is very confused. Who could like the stinky shut-in housewarden, Idia Shroud? “Non.”

“Uh-.. how do I say yes in French? Wee?”

“It’s oui, Monsieur L’autisme.”

“I don’t care. Grim, have you found any food places yet?”

Grim, still observing the area like a drug dog on duty, shakes his head. 

“I don’t like this place.”

“We will eat momentarily.” The man whom Seb is fawning over appears behind them. “First, you’ll get a tour of Nobel Bell College.”

✩

(time skip to after the tour and they are now eating (I'm lazy))

Everyone was eating at different tables, though Rollo was all alone like a poor lonely German boy.

“Why are you eating all alone, Flamme?” The dragon fae asks.

“I just hate all of you.” That was what Rolli would have said if it wasn’t for Seb plopping down next to him.

“He’s not! I’m sitting with him.” Seb exclaimed and bit into his apple tart, giving Malleus a look saying: “Go away before I tear your arm off and beat you with it.”

And he did just that- he went away to talk to Sebek and Silver.

“What exactly are you doing?” The bowl-cut man asks.

“I’m sitting with you!” Normally, Seb wouldn’t be this outgoing with his crushes. Not nearly. But, since they’re literally in a different country, he decided to.

“Is an apple tart all you’re eating?”

“Ya, I’m too poor for anything else.”

Rollo nods and continues eating.

“You’re hot.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re hot.”

“Are you talking to me?”

“Who else would I be talking to? My dead cat?”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Okay.”

It was too awkward to speak for a while after that.

“You’re hot.”

“Stop saying that!”

“It’s true!”

(“grrr..” “bros going full alpha mode”)

“Do you... like me?”

“Naw.”

“What? Really?”

“No, I do like you.”

“I like you too.”

Seb tries to respond but gets a face full of apple tart. He was daydreaming again.

A concerned Rollo is urgently shaking Seb awake. 

Have you connected it yet? Rollo is slowly falling for Seb without realizing it. Who wouldn’t? With his muscular figure and dashing roblox man face smile, Josh Hutcherson core fr. /j The lovesick fool is just shoving his feelings so far down that he hopes they’ll disappear. 

“Sebastian Hartz! W-wake up this instant!” Close to crying, Rollo thought Seb had died.

“What the fart.” Seb wakes up with a face covered in an apple tart.

“Seb..!” Rollo pulls him into a tight hug.

He realizes what he is doing and immediately pushes Seb away with a red face.

“What the fart.”

“I-uh.. you passed out.”

“Oh, carp.” Realization hits him as both of their faces turn a  strawberry-like shade. “Why'd you hug me?”

“What do you mean? I didn’t hug you.” He’s in his gaslighting era.

“Whatevah.” 

…

“Oh poop, I messed up my tart.”

“..do you want a croissant?”

…

“RARARSRSTSHHZJSHA YES.”

Rollo gives him the croissant. Seb devours it, almost choking on it.

“Don’t eat it so fast. You’ll choke.”

Seb coughs and smiles like player 456 in his mugshot in Squid Game. (LMFAO)

“You’re hot.” Seb repeats his fantasy.

“What?” Rollo turns flustered as he stares at Seb in confusion. “I’m... hot?”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..” He shrugs and licks his fingers. I guess you could say that the croissant was finger-licking good. (Mr. McElwain knee slap joke)

“You’re.. an odd creature.” Rollo meant that as more of a compliment than an insult, which Seb gladly took as one.

Rollo puts his hand on Seb's cheek, eyes sparkling as he leans in and gently presses his lips against the opposing person for a moment before pulling away.- HAHA L YOU THOUGHT LLLL SKILL ISSUE LMAOOOOOOOOOO

“Odd creature?”

“Yeah.”

“You’re a hot creature.” Seb has ultimate rizz.

“STOP SAYING THAT.”

“Never.”

Seb yawns suddenly. He could be tired or this could be a Yandere Rollo fic for all you know. 

“Hot diggity darn... I’m tired.”

“Okay?”

“Can I rest on you?”

“Wh-no!”

Seb does it anyway, placing his head on Rollo's shoulder and passing out. Rollo is flustered and tries to push Seb off of him. Unsurprisingly, Seb just scoots closer and unconsciously hugs Rollo. Rollo, again, is flustered.

“What the fu-..” Remembering he is Christian and a Student Council President, Rollo stops himself from swearing. “-flip..”

Seb nuzzles against him as Rollo sits there like the touch-starved Christian man he is. He thinks about something, then thinks again. Then he decides to do it.

He plants a kiss on Seb's forehead and then jerks his head up to see if anyone saw it. Nobody- the group is busy watching the Masquerade show.

He does it again, this time holding his lips on Seb's forehead for longer.

He does it once again.

And again.

And again.

And.. again.

And again- until he was scared his brother was watching and would be disappointed in him.

✩

Seb wakes up, eventually, and Rollo is still patiently awaiting his awakening.

“Are you awake yet?” Rollo asks, not expecting an answer.

“Nope.”

“Okay, love you.”

Seb sits up quickly and Rollo looks at him, flustered asf.

“I thought you said you weren’t alove?”

“You love me?”

What a conundrum. 

“Uhh..”

“…”

This is awkward. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment. Dang Rollo.

“Uh.. what I said was.. uh.. I meant..” The poor boy struggles to cover up the fact he said he loved Seb. “Uhhh.. I mean-..”

“…”

“…”

“YOU LOVE ME??”

“N-NO!!”

“YOU SAID SO, LIAR!!!”

“NO, I DIDN’T!!”

“Alright, I’ll leave then.” Seb begins to stand up.

“Wait-”

✩

“Wanna share a croissant..?” Rollo says this in an attempt to go on a semi-date with Seb, romantic.

“Is that even a question? Of course, I do.”

They got a croissant. And they shared it. 

“How much was it? I’ll pay you back.”

“What?”

“You got me a croissant; I’m paying you back”

“Uh..” Rollo thinks for a moment. 

“Well?” Impatient and awkwardly sitting there in the silence, Seb pushes Rollo lightheartedly for an answer.

"Love me— that's all I ask of you." hushed in a hushed voice.

“What?” Seb didn’t understand. “Love you?”

“Never mind..” Rollo brushed it off and continued eating his croissant.

He had decided to buy two croissants instead of one so they wouldn’t have to break a Fleur City croissant in half.

“You want me to.. love you?”

“Maybe..”

“Okay..”

“What? What do you mean?”

“I’ll love you. I already do and it’s better than begging people for spare change.” He laughs, and Rollo does too, it would be very, very awkward if he didn’t.

“Is this your confession to me?” He’s confused. So is Seb. Couple goals???

“Sure I guess.”

“Okay.”

“Is this the part where we kiss?”

Rollo gets kiss shy and very flustered, so he doesn’t know how to answer more than turning his head to hide his blushing face. Seb takes this as an opportunity to rizz him up/j

Seb leans back and forth, fidgeting, worrying he’s messed something up with Rollo. He takes a chance and scoots closer- enough for him to give Rollo a little smooch. Just a quick little cheek kiss.

“Wh-” If it was possible, Rollo turns even more red. Even more red. Bro looks like someone after eating a pomegranate.

“I love you, Rollo.”

“Oh- uh..” He struggles to form words other than mutters. The poor boy has probably never had a girlfriend before- let alone a boyfriend. “I love you too..” (small text indicates how quiet he says it)

“Hm?” Seb shows how deaf he is.

“I love you too.”

“Quesadilla?”

“What-? No.”

“Oh. Well, just spit it out I guess.”

“I.. I-.. I..”

“You’re gay? I know.”

“No! I love you!” 

Rollo, surprised at how fast he blurted it out, blushes profusely again.

“I love you too.”

✩

“Sebastian? It’s late, you should go to bed.” Rollo explains random stuff while Seb leads him to an open place. Probably an open, late-night Fleur City street. (“Life at night is always finer- neon streets are full of lust.”)

“Never! I want to do something romantic.” He smiles widely while his new boyfriend of 3 hours blushes at the mention of a romantic act.

“I’m scared.”

(sorry for the small thing)

✩

Back at the Pomefiore dorm, Leafy was being visited by her friend from Savanaclaw- Callie. Leafy was, again, sobbing about being rejected by Idia.

“If that man harms you in any way again I will not hesitate to pound him into a ball and serve him as some sort of foreign onigiri to Ruggie.” Callie's voice is intimidating yet soothing and soon Leafy falls asleep. 

Callie decides to head for the exit, leaving a little “Goodbye!” note for Leafy to read when they wake up. She exits the dorm room and makes her way to the Magic Mirror to head back to Savanaclaw.

(another short one- IM SORRY) 

✩

Seb leads Rollo to an open bench and sits down, patting the seat next to him where Rollo sits too. The sunset is visible; a beautiful bright orange fading into a light pink, anyone else would be honored to see such a sight.

“Beautiful, right? I researched about Fleur City sunsets before coming here..” Seb says softly as his gaze falls to Rollos.

“I’m never up very late... I usually go to bed at 10.” Rollo explains his sleep schedule as he looks into Seb’s eyes.

What comes next? You could never guess it.

Rollo is the one to lean in, planting his lips against Seb’s for a cute little Heartstopper kiss. 

He and Seb turn red as they both look away, flustered. Rollo must feel so awkward. (“Did I mess up? What if he hates me”)

Seb gives him a closed-eye head-tilt smile, bright red blush plastered on his face, and he interlocks fingers with Rollos.

They both gaze up into the sunset, holding hands, smiling. Seb leans his head on Rollo's shoulder and he allows it. They nuzzle up against each other and get ready to stay in that position for a while.

“How do I repay you for letting this happen?” Rollo asks suddenly, though his tone is soft. 

Seb chuckles as they both doze off to sleep under the Fleur City stars. 

"Love me—that's all I ask of you." 

The end! Lmk if you want a part two or anything!!!1!!

inspired by Azaleas Rollo bot 

I picked my dialogue for literally everything because even if the Glorious Masquerade event was available to reread anytime I would be far too lazy to do that. Also, this is a fanfiction. Fanfiction. But in all seriousness I do hope you did enjoy  this fic because uhh it took time and stuff)  

Short mini-story.

The social is over, and Seb with the group go through the Magic Mirror to get back to Night Raven College. Much to nobody's surprise, Leafy is waiting patiently for Seb's return. They look like a mid-thirty-year-old woman camping outside of Walmart for Black Friday, blanket and everything. They watch attentively, giving the mirror their undivided attention as people come through the Magic Mirror.

First Malleus, then Sebek, then Silver, and so on. 

Seb finally enters NRC and is greeted by a sobbing Pomefiore student.

“SEEEB!! I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!” Seb swears he can feel his ribs shatter as the wind gets pulled out of his lungs at the tightness of the hug he is receiving.

“I missed you too,” Seb coughs out as the hug only gets tighter. “Idia got Masquerade attire, you should have seen him- you would’ve melted.” 

A few seconds after he said that, Leafy was already waiting for Idia to come through the Magic Mirror. Epel, no. Rook, no. Ruggie, no. Idia, yes. 

Idia expected to have Leafy waiting for Seb, but what he didn’t expect was to be engulfed in a tight hug as soon as he entered the Mirror. Unexpected or not, it still happened.

“Ah-! G-get off of me!” Idia doesn’t know who's hugging him, but from the height range, he suspects it is Ortho. He looks down and does not find Ortho, instead, the person he ran away from before the social. He suspects she's mad and wants monetary compensation, she wants a kiss. “Gh-! uh... Leafy... hiii…” hi guys its basil

“Hello, big brother! Who is that you're hugging?” The small robot boy greets his brother and finds him hugging someone. Could this be a new friend? “Big brother, did you make a new friend on your trip? I’m so proud of you!”

The tips of Idia’s hair turn pink as he blushes. “N-no!” He makes another useless attempt to pry Leafy away from him.

In case you were wondering, Seb was standing a few feet away from them, the same as Ortho. Ortho was beaming, proud of his brother for making a new friend. Seb was snickering to himself; the whole interaction was quite amusing to him. Leafy was nuzzling up to him, burying her face into his dirty hoodie, getting tears all over him. Idia is freaking out and trying his hardest to get them off, but since he is a scrawny little dude he can’t. 

“G-get off of me!” Idia is about to have an anxiety attack while getting his ribs shattered by a hug. 

Idia is about to say something else when he is met with a tear-filled kiss on the cheek by Leafy. The tips of his hair turn red again as his pupils dilate. He is released from the hug as Seb pulls Leafy away and back to Ramshackle.

“Hi guys intermission welcome back 👽👽 its me ya boy basil with ANOTHER youtube video today we are being COOL. is cool ok bye guys back to the progrm” - basil

[bwoahtastic]

Maxy spotting Nico in the water and starts wiggling and crying in Sebs arms to go his momma🥺

Seb getting emotional at them reuniting thinking that he’s going to lose another pup and being so shocked when Nico tries to hand Max back to them pls they’d all be so upset meanwhile Maxy is happy to have his three favorite people around him😭😭

Plss!!

Seb and Toto taking a walk along the beach with maxy and maxy is so happily babbling away at them! Fhen, hiding between some rocks near the shore, Max spots a glimpse of momma's tail!

Pls wiggly little fishy moving until Seb sets him down and toddling over to Nico, smiling so happily cos momma is back!

Seb trying so hard to be happy max found his momma but his heart is breaking! Pls Toto hugging him tight and quietly stroking his hair and the big tough pack Alpha is a little sad to see the mer-pup go...

They hear some splashing and then Nico is walking over to them on unsteady legs, it's been so long since he has been on land! And he gently puts Max back in Seb's arms and thanks them both🥺 maybe he softly whispers that perhaps a big family would be better for Max, instead of growing up with one lonely momma... and instantly toto is offering him a place in his pack and Seb just hugs Nico so tearfully, not quite believing Nico will let him continue to fuss over Maxy, to both be mommas!

And Max is just THRIVING and when Nico tells the others he just needs to let Max splash in the water a bit because its good for him, they all see how vibrant and shiny Max's little tail has become🥺🥺

They all are gonna have a collective hesrt attack when Max becomes besties with a little satyr/forest nymph child named Charles (lil vharles with goat legs is cute i dont make the rules)

All their species normally dont mix, but maxy brings th3m all together!

#asks #merman au