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you just know Emerald and Mercury can’t fucking stay out of trouble for 30 seconds and this means shenanigans at the duck pond like Emerald being chased by homicidal swans so Mercury unwraps and hurls her burger at the birds to lure them away. Makes her pay for the replacement too as payback for abusing his generosity, he had given her enough money for two vanilla cones with chocolate flakes… she came back with an ice cream sundae and one spoon so there was no way to share.

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The Adam and Merc dynamic summed up.

[stakeout]

Adam:*on task*…..

Mercury:…..

Mercury:So are Trojan condoms called that because sperm is a hidden threat inside uncharted territory.

Adam:For the love of god, dude it’s two in the morning. Don’t do this to me.

Mercury:Fine….

Adam:….

Mercury:Hehe. Coffee is just bean soup.

Adam:*stressed out groaning* Should’ve brought Neo!

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