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pigfacedbitch · 7 months
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Merlin: Have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing?
Arthur: Husband.
Merlin: What?
Arthur: Future husband. And he's about to say 'Ow'.
Merlin: What do you mean- [ Arthur flicks his forehead before walking away ] OW! You're such an ass- WAIT.
more incorrect quotes here!
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tiredcowboyy · 1 month
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here
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madebypointlesswords · 3 months
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Merlin, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.
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adeptune01 · 3 months
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Merlin: Jousting is so funny. It’s like awww you got a big pointy stick? And the other guy has one too? And you want to knock each other over? You better ride your horsey! Don’t let him get you!
Arthur: Why would you say this.
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morganaconda · 6 months
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merlinjoyer · 5 months
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Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you
Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay
Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC
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quinnoliver · 6 months
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Gwaine: Merls, what's your body count?
Merlin: .........I don't know?
Arthur: what do you mean you don't know? You just going around sleeping with people?
Merlin: oh, that body count
Arthur: you killed people!?
Merlin: no comment
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xenioshelios · 6 months
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Incorrect merlin quotes as comics inspired by this post by @wishiwasadruid
I had to add Gwaine tho i feel like he fits right in there thirsting over Merlin X))
Incorrect merlin quotes series 5/?
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wishiwasadruid · 7 months
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Arthur: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Arthur: *Picks up Merlin *
Arthur: I’ve only befriended Merlin for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
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opportunityarose · 1 year
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merlin (not in love): we are two sides of the same coin you are the once and future king of camelot i trust you with my life you are part of my soul i have died for you and lived for you and killed for you i would follow you into battle a thousand times over you care so much for your people it is eating you alive you are incredible loyal and brave and kind i cannot imagine a world without you in it if you died i would die with you
arthur (in love): what the fuck
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onceandfuturelesbian · 2 months
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merlin: arthur is such an idiot! i can’t believe im going to marry him someday.
lancelot: you don’t have to (?!)
merlin: no, i’m gonna.
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daisymintt · 8 months
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Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?
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Merlin: Well what do you normally do when I’m not here?
Arthur: Wait for you to get back.
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mirayladraws · 1 year
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Based on @onceandfuturehighpriestess ‘s post!
Yes he would like to have a list!
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lesbicosmos · 21 days
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gaius, about arthur: he'll be fine! he's the once and future king!
merlin: That's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!
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