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In Part 2 of our deep dive into the world of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, let’s explore lesser known aspects of the production, and especially the pitch perfect casting of this instant classic.

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Goodbye to Xmas lights… dust dust dust…. #grinchme

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Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・

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JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT'S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 DICK is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He’s SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, “OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷” OH YEAH 😏 SANTA is 👊 STUFFING 🌶️ your SLUTTY 👅 STOCKINGS 🧦 so SWALLOW 😮 a POPPERMINT drop 🍬 OR ELSE 😱 his GRANDDADDY 👴 CANDY 🍭 CANE 🍭 COCK 🥒 will RIP 💥 that TIGHT 🍥 ASS 🍑 🅱️USSY when he 💦SPILLS💦 his ⚠️HOT⚠️ CREAMY ☁️ MILK 🥛 inside your HORNY 😈 mistle-HOLE 🕳️ . Send 📩 this to ✌THREE☝️ THIRSTY 🥵 THOTS and you’ll get a YULE LOG 🌲 RAMMED 🐏 into your 🍂WREATH🍂 before NEW YEARS🎆! Send 📧 to 🖖NINE🖐️ NAUGHTY 😏 HOES 💁‍♂️ to make THIS ⭐2020⭐ YULETIDE 🎄 GAY 🏳️‍🌈!!!

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Though it’s already a bit late but… Thank you! =)

I hope everyone else had some great christmas holidays and a happy new year! ♡

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