#messy table

[blackmonitor]

Assistant Thrawn is happy to help the always-working @myevilmouse! He will say goodbye on the phone for a few moments, and he is all yours!

But ahem, boss-lady, you must discipline your employee! That's one of a messy table, and snacking this openly during work hours!! I'm sure she can figure out some way to teach him a lesson!  🤭😏

Ysalamiri pattern art by @ele-millennial-weirdo 💙💙💙

#Thrawn #Mitth'Raw'Nuruodo #Grand Admiral Thrawn #Weird AU #Assistant Thrawn #Messy table #Cheetos #Dumbo #Ysalamiri shisa #Dumbo mug #Ysalamiri pink agenda #Thrawn likes cheese it's canon #He loves stickers too #Witcher necklace #Blue flower #Ahem... phallic flowers...

[fallen-lights]

A new post is up for patrons! There's a bunch of photos of random stuff, as well as sketches for my next painting. It'll be a fox :) Check it out here!

#watercolor #large painting #studio #messy table #patreon

[chefkids]

The Anatomy of a Sex Scene: Screwing Under the Table

Started off with making sure she's comfortable

Reassuring her that he wants her

Switching positions

Sweet talking her and telling eachother how much they like each other

Dirty talking (about food)

Finishing and start pillow talking and reassuring her that he's there for her no matter what

Getting up all disheveled and fixing her clothes

Giving her clothes to put on

#they're so unserious #sydcarmy #the bear #carmy x sydney #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #chefs kiss #platonic and messy #the bear fx #charged and sexy #screwing under the table #the bear meta

[twisting-in-wonderland]

Ace has a front row seat to the soon-to-be greatest event in NRC history-

based on this pic--

the energy this exudes will always crack me up-

heres a wip btw >_>

fun fact! originally grim was gonna be O_O at Jamil too, but then i remembered that grim doesnt have an ounce of awareness in him rip

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #uhhhh yea this is like. messy and stuff #i just wanted to break my art block that ive been stuck in for over a month with a joke lol #can you tell that i drew azul in the first pic without a reference---- i hope not lol??-------- #i /was/ gonna do the bg as the scarabia dorm - like they all got invited to a meal or something but i needed to finsih this man -- #-its been a wip for a literal month p l s #also- shout out to the cherry pie and table that were gonna have more stuff done to them but sai straight up said 'no more layers allowed:] #anyways rip azul - nice knowing ya

[invaderakirasu]

This thing is fucking huge. I was using black double sided tape to hold it together so I could what it looks like before starting the actual work

#steven universe #rose quartz #rose quartz fanart #su rose quartz #rose quartz sword #yes I know my hobby table is messy #bitch has a fucking huge sword

[motherdanger]

they get along sometimes 😌

#“lawrence would never enjoy doing surgery on jigsaw vic—” hoffman's on the table #i am a messy hair lawrence truther sorry #saw #sawposting #saw fanart #saw 2004 #saw iii #lawrence gordon #lynn denlon #jigsaw apprentice #jigsaw #jigsaw apprentice lawrence gordon #jigsaw apprentice lynn denlon #motherdanger art

[chikinan]

You're interrupting them. kofi | twt | insta in bio

#dorohedoro #shin dorohedoro #noi dorohedoro #drhdr #drhdr fanart #anime fanart #doodles #shinnoi #you need to know I was at a table yesterday came home took a cold shower and then made this in a haze #mati draws #also I really rawdogged the colors here sorry if it's messy

[ambeauty]

“And what if I just like completely melt… fuck up and fail?”

“I won’t let you.”

Do you know how incredibly endearing it is for Carmen to say that he won’t let Sydney fail? That he will be her strength when she feels weak?!?! That he will help carry her burdens. That he will be what she needs in order to succeed. This declaration of unwavering support is so important for Sydney who has put everything she has into The Bear.

On top of that, the way he’s looking down at her as he says “I won’t let you.” And she’s looking away from him and he’s staring at her with the most OBVIOUS look of longing I have ever seen in my life. And his face doesn’t change once she finally looks at him and he nods his head no, as a promise.

And I think this is my favorite moment from that conversation. At least as it stands today. I’m a real sap for someone taking burdens from another. In that moment, Carmy is promising to love Sydney in her love language. He’s promising to take care of her like how she takes care of others. 🥹

#and then he fails at that by getting locked in the fridge #and that’s why I think he’s the most frustrated in there because out of everything that’s gone wrong #letting Sydney down was the last thing he wanted to do #he was supposed to be there to make sure she didn’t fail #I feel sick #bury me with the under the table scene #making space in my coffin #I was forever changed #sydcarmy #carmy x sydney #platonic and messy #charged and sexy #sydney adamu #carmy berzatto #secret third thing

[dailymothanon]

Was unsupervised for one second and was immediately doomed 😡 Anyways I been reading a bit on Texas history, just a little tho cuz i'm gonna be busy again! But I been talking with @halcyonlauren about these two morons, hopefully I'll develop Texas more with the things I learn 😌!

#yeahh another quick messy sketch because. busy #life so hard why cant i just draw for ever and ever #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt texas #wttsh texas #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt texacali

[queenoftheantz]

@secret-samol​ for MatthewGuz on twitter !! I was so excited to see a Heard x Hector request! They are elusive characters to me, but I had a lot of fun trying to find them! C:

#Bluff city #friends at the table #f@tt #messy business #hector hu #agent heard #art #comic #fatt characters are so like...specific? yet hard to pinpoint #i always feel intimidated interpretting them #secret samol 2022

[chefkids]

Under the table

totally normal for platonic coworkers to have to converse in secret because they feel like they're doing something wrong

#cheating on his girlfriend with his wife #sydcarmy #platonic and messy #charged and sexy #the bear #chefs kiss #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #syd x carmy #carmy x sydney #the bear fx #screwing under the table #the bear meta

[blenselche]

AT anniversary finncarnations thing

#primordial ooze just slippin off the table to get tf away from shermy #poor davey if he ever met any of them “i worked at NASA who tf are these monster children” #this is a lil messy cuz i wanted to knock it out in an hour soz #finn mertens #fern the human #shoko #farn #farm finn #shermy #penelope adventure time #davey adventure time #adventure time

[alaskasbignaturals]

may we pls have a NY drawing :3

Love your artstyle btw <3

riding the subway <3

#can you tell who i based this off of #as if its not very obvious lol #sry this is a messy doodle akljsdf #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt fanart #ben brainard #yetiarttag #my art #asks #sleepdeprivedsimp234

[mrmarielda]

aria meets a fan....

Ali (as Aria)[extremely awkward]: So yeah! If you just follow me on, um... [pained laugh]

Austin (as a fan)[confused]: I can't-- We can't-- But once we go inside, we can't access the mesh. How am i gonna know... Also I follow you already, you haven't posted anything about a secret show! Unless, do you have like a secret account i can follow?

Ali (as Aria): Right! Yeah, it's no longer @AriaJoieOfficial [bursts into laughter]

Austin (as the fan) [intrigued]: Ooooooh?!

[Keith and Ali laughing in the background]

Art: This is like one of those Instagram scams, except that the actual person is telling you to your face!

Austin (as the fan): What? It's no--

Keith [interrupting]: You've actually gotta sign up to my Whatsapp.

Austin (as the fan): It's NOT @AriaJoieOfficial? But Aria Joie Official still posts?

Ali (as Aria): Well, yes! Right! Right! It's, like, um, exclusive!

Austin (as the fan) [intrigued again]: Ooh! What's the-- What's the account name?

[Ali takes a deep breath]

Ali (as Aria): Um. Um. It's Aria Joie, but the As are fours.

Austin (as the fan) [palpably disappointed]: Oh. [Forcing themself to sound excited] Okay! I'll look it up!

Keith: This has gotta be, at this point, this person's like, "Someone has gotten plastic surgery to look like Aria Joie.

Austin: This is exactly it.

[Ali laughs]

Keith: Yeah.

Austin: The camera looks down and sees how many-- So the camera looks at their phone, or their interface, right, 'cause they're not looking at their phone. They have, like, you know, digital eyes, or whatever. Robot eyes. And they're looking at the, uh, screen. And we saw the Aria Joie account that has, like, three trillion subscribers, or whatever. But then it shows the Fouria Four-Foie account.

[All laughing]

Austin: How many subscribers do you have? [long pause as Ali thinks] 'Cause it ain't trillions!

Keith: It's--

Ali: It's not a trillion! But it's-- Is it-- [starts to say a number but quickly changes her mind]

Keith: Can I tell you my first thought was 334.

[cross-talking]

Austin: Yeah! I think it's NOT many!

Ali: 334! Okay! I was-- I was like-- What's the--

Keith: I think it can be whatever you want it to be, but that was my what's the funniest low number of followers? 334.

Ali: I didn't know if, like, 26 or, like, 300 was it. Because it's like are there only-- Is this the only people she's spoken to, like, on COUNTER/Weight so far? Or is it, presumably, somebody who googled Aria and accidentally, like, pressed on her.

Austin: No, you did not. No. You did not get the SEO at all. There's no fucking way.

Ali: There's stans, there's a reddit, you know!

[crosstalk]

Keith: For Fouria Joie?

Austin: There are Aria Joie RP accounts that have more followers than you!

Ali: Right.

Keith: Right.

Ali: Well, yes. Yeah. Uh-huh.

[Austin laughs]

Austin: I think it's low. I think 300's probably right.

Ali: 300 is... yeah.

Austin: And I think that they just go--

Austin (as fan)[weirded out] : Very exclusive!

Ali (as Aria): Well, yeah! I--It's, um. I'm just reaching out to the people on COUNTER/Weight right now.

Austin (as fan)[dismissive]: Okay.

Ali (as Aria): Are you just visiting? Or are you from the...

Austin (as fan): Yeah? Im-- Y-yeah. Mhm. I'm visiting. Yeah.

Keith: Oh my god. Now it's this person that's trying to get away.

Austin: Yeah. Uh-huh! Exactly.

[All laughing]

Art: Let's see where this person goes to get away, we'll follow them in.

Keith: Oh my god.

Austin (as fan): I have some-- Oh, you know, it was so good to meet you. I'm gonna tell all my friends. But I'm--

Ali (as Aria) [interrupting]: Is this your first time to the Sill?

Austin (as fan): Yeah, I haven't been here-- In fact, I have to go take a call. For Work. Uh. If that's okay. Sorry.

Ali (as Aria): Oh, I understand! Yeah!

Austin (as fan): Big fan! I love... all the songs.

Ali (as Aria): Do you wanna take a picture?

Austin (as fan): No.

[Ali laughs]

Austin (as fan): I don't wanna, uh.

[Art and Ali laughing]

Austin (as fan): I couldn't post it anywhere. 'Cause I don't wanna give away the exclusive part!

Ali (as Aria): Oh, no, you could!

Art: You should fuckin' play a show when this is over just to mess with this person.

Ali (as Aria): It's like, submersive, you know?

Austin (as fan): It's submersive?

Ali (as Aria): It's like unscheduled.

Austin (as fan): Like it goes under water?

Keith: Underwater!

[All laugh]

Keith: Canonical.

Austin: Ca-nautical!

[beat of quiet and then everyone laughs]

Art: Heeeyyyy!

Keith [laughing]: Ca-nautical!

Austin (as fan): Yeah, we could. We could take a picture. You wanna? Come over-- We could take a picture.

Austin: And they're wait for YOU to come over to them.

[All laugh]

Austin: And they're doing--

Jack [interrupting]: This is the most busted Aria Joie interaction, and we did a full series of...

Austin: They're doing-- They're making-- They're standing in such a way that you're hover-handing!

[Ali and Jack laugh]

Keith: Um. Mako is very loudly sipping on the end of... You know when you're done with a soda and you can [imitates the sound of sipping through a straw from an empty cup]. Like, this is the noise I've been making for like twelve seconds.

Austin: We're back, baybey!!!

#friends at the table #counter/weight #counter/weight prequel #i don't know how we're tagging this set of episodes.... #im genuinely obsessed with how much ali is playing her as Freshly Divorced here... recent messy divorce from job....