#metric tons

[sameboot]

Simon petrikov coping FAIL compilation

#HNNNGGGNNN!! SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT EPISODE 2…… #my art #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #Fionna and cake spoilers #<- kind of??? maybe not really #I’m so glad ep 2 gave us some insight to that scene in obsidian #it’s such a shift from Simon saying he’d literally rather DIE than be the ice king again #BUT IT MAKES SENSE! #nostalgia can twist your perception of the past #and then mix that in with a metric ton of trauma ! #‘things were simpler back then’ #SIMON 99.5% OF YOUR LIFE AS ICE KING WAS AWFUL…. #I mean in the later seasons he does gradually gain acceptance and fit in with the others #but that just makes the CURRENT simons situation so much sadder it’s like he’s back at square 1 in some ways #WILL THE ISOLATION EVER END? #OK IM DONE RANTING IN THE TAGS

[p1nkshield]

Jason: What are you doing in my room?

Steph: Nothing, nothing just felt like standing here.

Steph, after looking around: Alright! Time for me to hit the old dusty trail. See ya!

Jason: what was that?

Dick, who is comfortably reading one of Jason’s books in the reading corner: you used to do that to me all the time! It was kinda annoying but really adorable!

Jason: …Alright! Everyone out!

Duke: aww man!

Dick: but it’s so cozy in here!

Tim: you just had to blow it by calling him cute!

Cass: :(

Damian: You truly did blow it Grayson.

#I hc that Jason has the nicest room #like it’s got a big poufy armchair perfect for naps and a metric ton of books #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #batkids

[nattikay]

"um.....hi :)"

u know that corny fanfic trope where characters meet their past/future selves ha ha yeah

still can't believe how FAST they CANONICALLY speedran Neteyam Lo'ak and Kiri lol, like that actually happened wow

#avatar #avatar 2 #way of water #sully family #jake sully #neytiri #neteyam #kiri #grace augustine #norm spellman #trudy chacon #jeytiri #trudy is laughing because she now has a metric ton of Tease Jake material lol #...grace will also be having A Chat with him #i will also do a lil bonus after grace finds out who kiri is...but not right this minute ^^;

[icaruspendragon]

my husband and i started dating almost six years ago and our anniversary is coming up so i was looking through texts from when we first started seeing each other and jfk i'm just now realizing he was flirting with me and i simply did not realize that’s what was happening.

he'd say something like "aren’t you just the sweetest thing" and i'd respond with some shit like "that's nice of you to say. i have a deeply ingrained borderline pathological need to be liked and also to make other people happy so it's good to know i'm succeeding in that."

#like girl that’s not flirty banter it’s self worth issues #he still married me tho so i guess he was cool with it #although to be fair when we started dating i let him know i was a cluster fuck disaster of a person #and he was like *shrugs* you’re hot and funny and smart so the mental illness is no biggie #god gave me a metric fuck ton of mental health problems bc he knew i’d be beating suitors off with a stick otherwise

[kicktwine]

(delirious) tres pistolas

#trigun #trigun spoilers #trigun stampede #LIKE SPOILERS FOR. I GUES - JUST INGENERAL? #and a metric ton of headcanons HAVE AT THEE #vash trigun #nicholas d wolfwood #body horror #a bit idk how much the wings count #vashwood #knives is here too #my art #tristamp #I like him soooooooo much #vash the stampede

[yabutsuba]

EMS Stage 1

#len'en #len'en project #yabusame houlen #jun amanomiya #i don't actually know what 2.7 metric tons of granite look like sorry

[autixel]

Made this venn diagram of the ships I think about most often and realized some trends. Spoilers for tged and orv. Yes one of these ships is not like the others I'm well aware

#this message was brought to you by autixel #I SPENT 49 MINUTES ON THIS SHITPOST WHY DID I DO THIS #jinjae #llojavi #joongdok #wizardbaron #tged spoilers #orv spoilers #ah yes let's see we got korean novel... korean novel... korean novel and ig sequel... AMERICAN BOOK SERIES 🦅🦅 #seventeen goddamned books and only two pieces of accurate characterization. release me. #one scene. AND ONE SHORT STORY IN ANOTHER SEPARATE BOOK. #Marcone. dear sweet Marcone. please be in Twelve Months. i fear I'm just now knowing you as a character. #for the other three it's like their authors got hands on gay concentrate and dumped 3 metric tons of the stuff into their respective stories

[softausterity]

If your P5 requests are still open per your last reblog, may I humbly ask for some Haru and Sumi?

you can ABSOLUTELY ask for some haru and sumi i fucking love harusumi

#princess girls who have to awaken twice because [freedom for you must stem from betrayal] #there's a drawing of them in the rgu pose in me somewhere but i have a metric ton of third sem suffering to get through first #(i've watched 5 episodes of rgu but all drawings that offset the total number of pictures of m/m ships in that pose are inherently moral) #haru okumura #sumire yoshizawa #persona 5 royal #p5r #p5r spoilers #p5 #persona 5 #i'm glad there's so many based haru enjoyers in the audience... #art tag

[scoobydoomistakes]

You see some pretty special stuff as a photographer.

Today, I was takin’ summer program photos for the Y in a middle school.

We set up some shots in the library.

*first thing that came up searching the blog for "library," actual library did not contain magical books

The entire time, I had to strategically position myself to hide...

...the sign proudly proclaiming that “we can rad.”

But since I could read it, and it’s rad that I was able to? Accurate signage. Can’t fault it.

–Colin

#hey at least it distracted from the metric ton of comic sans i saw #especially impressive as typefaces don't have corporeal forms or weight

[ahaura]

absolutely fucking insane for people to message palestinians saying "im thinking about killing myself" like did you stop for one second to think about the person whose people are being subject to genocide is a human being and not your therapist, diary, or thought-dispenser who exists to make you feel better or to ease your distress

#i know things are hard right now but when you do this you center yourself and put palestinains - who are already dealing with a metric ton #of shit - into a really shitty position. like think before you fucking speak! #something something when you do this you also succeed in dehumanizing palestinians on some level because even if your intentions are good #you relegate them to a position different than what you consider as Normal Person and just take them for granted #you treat them as an information and convo dispenser instead of a person.

[hrokkall]

Karma Level 7

Another attack for @smangethe

#I'll post the other metric ton of artfight attacks I've done eventually I just keep forgetting #Rain World #Ultrakill #Sisyphus Prime #Minos Prime #(MINOSLUG IS IN THIS ONE. REJOICE! Or woe if you don't like him. Up to viewer interpretation) #Slugcat #Rain World Lizard #Ultrakill spoilers #Yes the lizards are mannequins but I'm not tagging them #RW UTKL #Cw: #Blood #Animal death #(As per usual just to be safe) #Hrokkall art

[15-lizards]

#asoiaf shitposting #gregor clegane who is notable for surviving thirty metric tons of brain damage is a zombie and an outlier and is not included #user mylestoyne as the chief spokesperson on jonmyles would this be correct do u think

[irl-dogboy]

hello postal enjoyers please take this as a peace offering 4 now

#postal #postal dude #postal 1 #postal 2 #pdude #p1dude #p2dude #rws #im so serious this franchise has completely taken over my brain since like early december #dogboydraws #ive drawn a metric shit ton of dude but because i've been away from home i haven't been able to render ANY of it #NONE OF MY FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT THIS GAME. PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT IT #i have art of bd dude and other dude. doing the do.but i cant put it here

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

An idea I’ve seen a bit but wanted to jot down:

Danny cures the pits, all that jazz, but Jason finds that, underneath the artificial escalation, he’s still a revenant built on vengeance who will always experience heightened emotions because of the ectoplasm and trauma.

That’s not to say things haven’t improved. He’s better at directing his rage, and no longer experiences the same green outs. He starts seeing real results from therapy, has an easier time getting back under control, and can better reason his way through his emotions now. It’s discouraging in a way, realizing that it wasn’t just the pits, but it’s also kinda relieving that he honestly felt a lot of what he thought he did; his actions were, mostly, his own, even if he wouldn’t have necessarily gone as far looking back. This increased autonomy comes with its own challenges (he realizes he never really hated Tim so much as what he represented to him and feels genuinely sorry for how he’s treated him, as well as increased anxiety now that negative emotions don’t necessarily become anger) but over all, this has been an improvement, even if not the total overhaul he’d kinda hoped for.

(Please add more if you have further headcannons)

#danny phantom #dp x dc #jason todd #dc x dp #revenant Jason #The pits were A problem but not the only problem #there’s still a metric ton of trauma there for him to get through #not a comprehensive list #but kinda just a thought #he still brought himself back to life outta spite #it’s not just the pits

[yoursassybookwormfriend]

Morrigan and Squall’s dynamic in Hollowpox is everything to me 

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“I’m afraid all I see is a sad little bird with clipped wings who cannot even comprehend the cage she’s in.” 

“Interesting,” she replied. “All I see is a pathetic, lonely killer whose only friends are a bunch of smoky dogs.” 

.

“You can only get what you want by blackmail---” 

“You’re being dramatic.” 

.

“I’ve never lied to you, Miss Crow.” 

“All you ever do is lie!” 

“I have never lied...to you.” 

.

“That means you can teach me the Wundrous Arts, not...evil lessons.” 

“Very droll.” 

.

“I won’t hold you to our agreement.” 

.

I’m so ready for more Morrigan and Squall in Silverborn

#morrigan crow #ezra squall #nevermoor #the dynamics between #a kid just trying to make do in a foreign country with a power she doesn't understand #who is fueled by her strong moral compass and a metric ton of trauma #and the god-like man who wants her as his heir #but who probably hasn't spoken to anyone under 20 in over a century

[kc5rings]

*staring blankly at the ceiling, cigarette in my hand slowly burning away to nothing*

There is a solid chance that the identity of Specter is the originium in Laurentina’s spine manifesting a consciousness.

#arknights #Specter #Laurentina #Abyssal hunters #we know Originium seems to have some kind of sentience #and she’s got a metric ton of it sitting in her spine #with a direct line to her nervous system and brain #pathways to model itself after #similar but distinct