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smuttyworks · 1 year

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You're mine. - Mattheo Riddle Smut

oooooo im so obsessed with this mf.

warnings: shmut, idk im not good with warnings

summary: Reader and Mattheo have been secretly together and she wants more, but Mattheo is scared she will get hurt due to his standing. so reader uses Theodore to make Mattheo jealous and hopefully step up. (No Y/n)

“You won’t kiss me in public, you won’t hold my hand… you barely even acknowledge me outside of your dorm room.” You breathed out, tears streaming down your cheeks.

Mattheo shook his head, trying to block out his true feelings, not wanting you to realize why, not wanting to hurt you anymore than he already had.

You were good, too good for him, he worried every single day that you would get hurt due to him and his standings. People would see you as his weakness because you were. He couldn’t risk the one good thing in his life, the only good thing he could ever feel.

“I can’t do this, you should go.” He swallowed, brows furrowing at the hurt he was feeling, knowing he had to let you go for your own safety.

You covered your mouth to stop the sobs from escaping and stood from the bed, turning away from him and slamming his dorm room open and making your way out of the Slytherin common room and towards the girls’ dorms.

You burst through your dorm room and sat on the edge of the bed, tears now dripping down your chin and onto your white blouse. How could he do this? You two had been together for so long in private, he took your virginity, he taught you so much, you fell in love with the curly haired boy, and he couldn’t even love you in public…

You sobbed out as you gripped your blouse, feeling the pressure and pain in your chest. Anger soon took the place of sadness, and you decided to get him back. If he couldn’t love you in public, you would make sure he sure suffered.

You slipped on your black sheer pantyhose and pulled up your too short skirt you knew was the perfect one for tonight, and walked over to your closet in your black bra, trying to decide what shirt to wear.

It had been a few days since you last talked to Mattheo, and you did your best to avoid him at all costs, but it was hard seeing him in class, or sitting at the great hall table as he read his book, it was hard to not sit across from him as you usually did…

But you succeeded in avoiding him at all costs, and tonight’s Slytherin party in Hogsmeade was the perfect place to get back at him and show him what he was missing. You smirked to yourself as you pulled out the cute white cropped tank top, knowing it was one of his favourites, and pulled it over your head.

You could feel his eyes burning into your back as you sat on Theodore’s lap, giggling at the stupid joke he made. Theo’s hand ran up your waist as he eyed you up, “You look amazing tonight.” He smiled, his fingers grazing over your bare skin above the short black skirt you wore.

You leaned down as you played with the ends of his hair at the nape of his neck, “You look sexy out of your uniform,” you bit your lip, rubbing light circles on the soft skin of his neck, “but I think I’d like to see what you look like out of these clothes too.”

Theodore laughed and pulled you closer, your bum now feeling his hard bulge against you. You turned your head slightly to eye up Mattheo, and your sight did not disappoint.

He sat across the room on one of the sofa chairs, his fingers angrily digging into the arm rests and his jaw tightly clenched, the view of him so angry made you feel powerful. He thought he could just hurt you and get out unscathed…

“Take me upstairs, Theo.” You whispered in his ear, and that was enough for him to quickly lift you from his lap as he stood and pull you closely behind him. Theodore led you up the stairs towards an unoccupied room and shut the door behind the two of you.

As he cupped your cheeks and pressed his lips to yours, your mind thought about the boy you wished it was, Mattheo.

You pushed him against the wall and deepened the kiss, running your fingers through his hair and pressing your body into his, feeling his erection poke your hip. “Fuck, you’re so hot.” He groaned, grabbing your ass with both hands and pulling you closer.

You gave him a small smile and reached down between the both of you and pulling the hem of your white tank up and over your head, dropping it on the floor behind the two of you. Theodore’s eyes dropped to your black bra and he leaned down, pressing his lips to the skin of your cleavage.

Your head fell back as you held him close by his neck, your eyes landing to the bedroom door, wondering if Mattheo even cared at all.

But your thoughts were cut short when you could feel Theo’s hands snake around your back, his fingers running over the clasp of your bra as his lips continued to explore your chest, inching closer and closer to the hem of your bra.

You sighed, and shook your head, this didn’t feel right. “Theo-“ you started, but you were cut off by the bedroom door bursting open. Theo held you close as you both turned to the door. “Get off of her now, Theodore.” He spat, clearly holding back his anger as he didn’t want to take it out on his best friend who had no idea what was going on in the first place.

“What the fuck, Mattheo?!” Theodore jumped, moving away from you.

You sighed, “Just go, Theo.” He looked down at you and back at Mattheo before shaking his head.

“I knew it,” he rolled his eyes, slipping past you and walking out the door, to which Mattheo reached over and slammed the door shut, his eyes never leaving yours.

You glared at him, “so you won’t claim me, and I can’t get with anyone else who doesn’t care to be seen with me in front of others?” you spat.

His eyes didn’t soften, he just continued to stare at you with complete anger. “That’s what you want? Someone to fuck you at a party where everyone else knows you’re getting fucked?” he laughed humourlessly.

You shook your head at him, “I want someone who isn’t ashamed to be seen with me!” you yelled, stepping closer to him.

“I have never been ashamed of you; don’t you think I want to hold your hand?!” Mattheo screamed, “Don’t you think I want to kiss you and not care who can see?” his hands cupped either side of your face, “I want to do all that, baby… but you know who I am, you are my only weakness and if the wrong people knew they would hurt you to hurt me.” He swallowed, his voice and stare softening.

“I don’t care about that, Mattheo, I love you and I want to be with you, we can’t spend our whole lives scared about what could happen and let that stop us from being happy.” You whispered, caressing his cheek softly.

His brows furrowed as if he was fighting his own battle in his head, and then he leaned down and crashed his lips desperately to yours. “I love you.” He breathed, his arms snaking around your waist and pulling you into him. “But if you ever do that again I will kill them.” He raised his brow.

You giggled and pressed your lips to his, reaching down and palming his dick through his clothes. You could feel him hardening quickly beneath your touch, and it excited you to be able to touch him outside either of your dorm rooms.

Mattheo pushed you against the wall and lifted you up, and you quickly wrapped your legs around his hips as his hands held you up by your bum. Moans escaped your lips as he pressed his erection against your core.

Mattheo’s kisses started to get sloppy as he got more and more turned on, and you couldn’t help how needy you were getting for him, all you wanted was to feel him inside of you.

He seemed to have the same idea as you, as he pulled away and held you tightly as he walked to the bed, throwing you down roughly before ripping your pantyhose up your legs as well as ripping your thin thong panties apart and slipping them in his pocket.

You watched as he eyed up your half naked body with his lips slightly parted, “Beautiful.” He breathed, running his hands up your legs and creeping closer to your drenched cunt. You moaned when you felt his finger graze over your folds, his touch has always felt electric.

“I’ve always only wanted to be yours, Mattheo.” You breathed, reaching up and touching his hard chest over his black t-shirt. He smiled down at you softly and leaned over so he could press his lips to your chest, his arms slipping under your back and unclasping your bra, then he helped slip it off your arms.

“You’re mine.” He smirked, lifting your bare body, and placing you higher up on the bed, then inching his face between your legs, the torn pantyhose exposing your pussy. His eyes dropped to your core, and he licked his lips before running his wet warm tongue between your folds and circling your clit.

You moaned out, your hand reaching for his hair as he tasted your juices. “Oh fuck,” you whimpered, the feeling of his mouth on you bringing stars to your eyes.

Mattheo’s hands held either side of your hips as he worked magic with his tongue. Your head flung back as you took in the situation before you… your Slytherin classmates all beneath the room you were in, the loud music couldn’t blare out your moans to whoever made their way up the stairs either looking for a bathroom or for another unoccupied room as you had found.

The adrenaline of knowing anyone of your friends could walk through those doors accidentally and see you with Mattheo turned you on more than you could have ever imagined. Mattheo wasn’t hiding you.

“You taste so fucking good, angel.” He breathed against your soaking core before pressing his tongue back onto your clit. You moaned his name as you felt him tease your entrance with his fingers.

“Mattheo,” you cried as he pushed two fingers inside of you, folding them to press on your g-spot. His fingers entering at a fast pace as he never missed your spot, bringing you closer and closer to your release.

His tongue swiped over your sensitive clit, your orgasm building hot in your body, and with one last flick of his dangerous tongue, he had you completely undoing beneath his heavenly touch.

You rode out the strong waves of pleasure with curse words and moans of his name falling from your lips for anyone to hear, and it only added to the arousal.

When you felt like you could breathe properly again, you reached to him and roughly pulled him up to your body, his lips crashing down to yours as you tasted yourself on his lips, his wet cheeks pressing to yours as he held himself up with one arm and the other reached down between the two of you and he skillfully undid his belt and unzipped his jeans.

“Fuck me, Mattheo.” You begged, to which he pulled his jeans and boxer down enough to free his painfully hard dick and position himself at your soaking entrance. “Fuck me so everyone knows who I belong to.”

His brows furrowed and lips parted at how much your words turned him on. Mattheo watched you intensely as he pushed himself inside of you slowly. You cursed at the beautiful feeling you loved the most in this world, the feeling of him stretching you, something you’d never get use to due to his large size.

His face contorted in pleasure as he closed the space between the two of you, his dick fully inside of you as you cried out his name and he moaned yours. He started thrusting viciously as his moans filled your ears.

You were used to having to muffle your moans so no one would hear, Mattheo’s hand usually covering your mouth to keep you from screaming, so the fact that the two of you could enjoy each other’s moans without being worried about who might hear was one of the best feelings.

“You have me so close already, fuck.” He groaned, lifting his body up and wrapping his arms around your body, pulling you up to him as he fucked you like that. His strong arms holding you up as he sinfully entered your body.

You pressed your lips to his neck, knowing exactly where his sweet spot was and licking the sensitive skin. He whimpered into your hair as you sucked on the soft skin of his neck, something you had always wanted to do, but you couldn’t leave marks on him before.

His thrusts got increasingly sloppier as you marked his skin, his grip on your body tightening as he thrusted hard deep inside you. “Mattheo!” you cried, your eyes squeezing shut as he took out everything on your body as his own.

With one last thrust he came completely undone, his face contorting in pleasure as he filled your cunt with his seed.

He rode out his orgasm with his fingers digging tightly onto your body. “I’ve always wanted to hear your screams, baby.” He chuckled, kissing your jaw softly. “I hope they all heard it,” he smirked, “Especially Theodore.”

You rolled your eyes and lightly pushed his shoulder, giggling at his stupidity. “I bet they all did.”

The two of you cleaned yourselves off as you both prepared to return to the party, excitement filling your body as you finally got to show him off as your own. Months of having to ignore girls gossip about how hot Mattheo was, you could finally shut everyone up.

His fingers interlocked with yours as you opened the bedroom door, instantly being met with Draco, Blaise, and Theo snickering at each other. You rolled your eyes but couldn’t contain your giggles. “Shut up, idiots.” You joked, pushing on the blonde’s shoulder.

“You’re a lucky man, Riddle.” Theodore grinned, then returned to laughing with the other boys. Mattheo gave them the finger before pulling you down the stairs behind him. You could feel everyone’s eyes on the two of you as he led you to a sofa, sitting down and pulling you down to sit on his lap.

#mattheo riddle #mattheoriddle #mattheo riddle x you #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle smut #mattheo riddle fluff #draco malfoy #Theodore nott #mattheo riddle x fem reader #smut

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dinxieyinxie · 3 months

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I beg ya tell me about your OC Yonal and Snape, I need to know about them.

omg,, my heart is so full rn qwq i didn't really expect anyone would be interested in them so idk where to start DFHFDHJ

Yonal isn't fully fleshed-out yet but I made a post sometime ago about them to kickstart their story and a snippet of their friendship with Snape but I'd like to add a few new info for their lore (I did mention that I'd delve deeper into their friendship) so buckle up!

(I am not well-versed with words so lmk if you'd like me to clarify something! ><)

Their friendship is something these two weren't expecting at all tbh and the fact that they managed to build such a strong foundation is somewhat peculiar to me, in a way that they have the most contrasting personalities that it even clashes from time to time but still having that "homey", cozy feeling about it. Yonal being carefree and chaotic, the type to just "go-with-the-flow", and thinks that the glass is half-full while Severus is completely on the other side of the spectrum, with him looking at everything realistically and pessimistically at the same time. I could describe their relationship as:

Sun and Moon

Yin and Yang

Achilles and Patroclus

Red String of Fate

There's more but they're basically rocking that "opposites attract" typa energy HAHAHA

Yonal is most of the time, if not, completely, unaffected by Severus' attitude but rather he (Yonal goes by he/they!) chooses to respect and understand why Severus is like that and would even offer insight in which Sev would always be taken aback. (Not saying Linx is a dunderhead but he can be quite clueless LOL) I like to think Severus learns to accept Yonal the way he is and even appreciate it (He wouldn't outright admit it tho)

There's a lot of things Yonal and Severus don't particularly agree in but there are a few that allows them to connect with each other like the thirst for knowledge, great interest for the Wizarding World, socks, dead-beat dads, loneliness, and other things that I cannot think at the top of my head rn hehe

Idk if I've mentioned this already but even though Yonal loves being an absolute headache to Severus, he deeply respects that raven-haired mf and wouldn't dare ruin their deeply-rooted friendship in any way. I explained in this post how he's willing to bend his habits for him and it is still true to this day!

What fascinates me about them is that they definitely keep each other grounded in a sense that they have that ability to calm each other's turbulent souls, which opens to a lot of vulnerable moments. Something that both of them don't really allow themselves to be in. I like to think they'd grow closer as they confide with one another. Sometimes, home is a person.

Back in the day, they had underlying feelings with each other but these two dumb mfs didn't want to poke and probe in fear that it might end the bond that they have so they set these emotions aside but it does slip out sometimes teehee! In present times, the old flame ignited on its own and over the course of the time they have together, I think it's safe to say that they'll eventually finally confront these feelings and get it over with. But for now, I'm evil and love to hurt myself so im subjecting them to a slow-burn love (angst included!) <333

There's much more that I want to spew but I think that would be for another time. Honestly, I just want Snape to be happy bc God forbids he have peace in his depressing life

As a treat, here's a silly one I made uwu

#asks #just two lonely people #severus snape #yonal linx #words are not enough to fully express my strong feelings about them therefore i shall draw many more pieces of the two blorbos!#i should give them a ship name lmao #sninx? yonerus? thonking vv much #young snape #dinxdraws #hope this answers you and im sorry that it's hella long qwq

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dilucsfav · 1 year

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could you maybe write some headcanons for Zhongli and an v anxious reader? your writing makes me so happy Ilysm!!! <333

HI MY SWEETHEART, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASK <3333.

I’D LOVE TO WRITE HIM FOR YOU, i haven’t written anything for zhongli in a long time so i think this will be fun!! (btw guys this person ^^^ is my partner im not tryna brag but you should go follow their blog💔💔)

Zhongli w/ an anxious reader hcs

warning(s): mentions of anxiety attacks, if that upsets you or a sensitive topic!!

if you’re particularly twitchy at times, bounce your leg, tap your fingers, twiddle your thumbs— whatever it may be, he’d hold your hand and RUB YOUR HAND WITH HIS THUMB. all. the. time. it’s how he shows he loves you and is there <3

^^^honestly he just loves holding your hands in general💔💔having that small physical connection also comforts him

idk why i’m getting so deep into this LMAO, but if you had that habit of bouncing your leg a lot, he’d hold your knee instead of your thigh

omg he’d absolutely calm you down with stories of his past of being an archon n shit. would like rub your hair, let you lay with him and all of that fun stuff

gentle reminders all the time. if you don’t have the motivation to do something, he’d do it for you (totally would brush your hair and kiss the top of your head)

on hard days, he’d boil water in order to make your favorite tea and then sit with you. whether you wanna talk with him, he’d listen— or if you don’t, he doesn’t mind waiting and holding you quietly whilst holding your tea for you

^^counter to this, he’d also just sit quietly with you if that’s what you need. hold your hand, brush your hair from your face, allow you to hold him if you want— anything to help you know that his presence is there!

^^zhongli has a big fucking mouth, never shuts up (he just like me fr) but he does enjoy quietness when necessary

FLOWER PICKING. HE’D PICK YOU SO SO MANY FLOWERS IDFC THATS CANON

if you’re also a big overthinker, he’d constantly assure you that he’s there for you and that everything will be ok. he loves you n doesn’t want to see you distressed <//3

omg i feel like he’d totally do breathing exercises w you?? like compared to other characters, he has so much patience and it’s never ever a bother to help you through small tasks

^^other characters like childe or some mf like him would be so fucking impatient😭 (childe would honestly help w your anxiety in other ways idk maybe i should write about all the characters)

speeaakkinggg of childe… zhongli would totally rob that fucker of his money to spoil you rotten. oh, you want that dress that is astronomically expensive that lady ningguang made HERSELF? done. you want those new shoes? done. you want that 30 dollar overpriced venti iced coffee? done.

(^^hahahahahahsh see what i did there? like venti as in large? but also venti? fucking laugh.)

zhongli is super wise n caring, but i feel like he wouldn’t be the biggest sweet talker

^^yes very genuine with advise n knowledge, though. he’d only give advise that would benefit you in the outcome; he doesn’t see the point in giving you untrue n unhelpful information if it won’t make the situation better

if you have anxiety attacks & he’s present at the time, he will literally hold you until you’re able to breathe and calm down. will remind you to take breaths and that he’s there

“Take a deep breath for me, now, (Y/N). There you are, good job. I’m here, it’s okay.”

obviously zhongli’s been through a lot so he knows how to help. making you feel calm n safe if you’re in tears & you’re anxious is his first priority. would do anything you ask him if it means making you feel better <33

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin fluff #genshin fanfic #liyue harbor #liyue #zhongli hcs #zhongli x reader #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #genshin x you #genshin imagines #genshin headcanons #genshin hcs

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punchitime · 1 year

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So... Lucid dreaming huh?

So I've had... Multiple lucid dreams of Punch Out so I'm deciding to share headcanons/moments that have happened

So for context on my end: when lucid dreaming i can feel whenever someone touches me. Let's just say that someone tested their arm on my shoulder for example, yeah i can feel the arm on my shoulder in my dream. Same deal with any kind of pain. Though i can't smell or taste anything that i haven't smelled/tasted before.

Anyways let's get into this

Bear Hugger, unsurprisingly, does give the best hugs... Though he accidentally popped my back with a hug and instantly panicked (i was fine btw)

^ His bear does sometimes show up in the WVBA, which i wouldn't mind... But coming around a corner to be face to face with a full sized bear is TERRIFYING

^^ The squirrel on the other hand was cute actually, very active lil fella...s. yeah there was multiple and they ambushed me once. Had to stay where i was for a bit until Bear Hugger came over to help

Soda is intimidating.... But shockingly friendly. Somehow befriended him and now he likes to just randomly pick me up like a cat (he has randomly picked me up Lion King style before too. Why? I have no idea but it scared the hell outta me)

^ He did give me his soda once actually. If you've ever had Mug Root Beer it tasted like that but a few notches sweeter than that brand (idk if this is because my brain decided to should tastes this way but that's what it reminded me of)

Bald Bull... Is actually surprisingly nice, quiet for the most part but nice... if he's not in a bad mood or if you're not acting like a crazy fan/interviewer.

^ The guy just wants his privacy and time to himself, and i don't judge him because wtf with these interviewers-

Mad Clown is actually sassy as hell but to the point his comments are equally as funny with the timing. He's gotten a few good surprised wheezes out of me with his timing.

^ somehow befriended him too. Probably because i was the only one reacting to his comments

Mad Clown does have a clown car (and I'm... Assuming a regular one for everyday use), found that out because i went to see a boxing match and he deadass pulled up to the ring in the clown car-

^ how tf it worked i have no idea don't ask me.

Accidentally met Carmen actually, she's very sweet and bubbly

^ Don on the other hand... My god he was cocky af. Me and him didn't mix well since I'm very much a humble kinda person.

Sandman was... Scary actually. More scary than i thought with how tall he is and his facial expression always seeming angry (he wasn't btw, apparently it's just his resting face which... Yeah fair enough)

^ He's also nice, just not social which i related to. Didn't get to talk to him for long sadly but still was pleasant

Did meet Super Macho Man ... Had the same kinda deal with Don, we didn't mix well. Though SMM was trying to showoff his merch/money just because i was new around, and HATED the fact that I was looking at him like he was insane. Low-key his offended face is funny tho

Aran was, unsurprisingly, chaotic as hell. I was a victim of a few pranks, shockingly none too harmful, i just ran nearly close lined into some plastic wrap because he tied to to a doorframe and he put sone of my stuff on high places so i can't reach them without climbing up whatever he put it on... And was shocked seeing me literally climb up it because i refused to ask for help. I think he gives the more harmful pranks to the other boxers.

Aran really likes to point out how short i am (im 5"3'... That mf is 6"1') compared to him by putting his arm casually on my head... Yeah long story short i bit his arm in response and he hasn't done it again

There's something in Hoy's staff (i was handing Hoy his staff for context of how i know this). The top like swirly part is hollow, the rest isn't just that top part and something rattles in it. I don't know if it's just a broken piece of wood or what.

Dragon and Birdie do have a rivalry. Found that out because Dragon nearly nailed me with a shoe somehow- he got Birdie tho

^ note to self: Dragon has good aim when throwing objects because wtf-

Interacting with Hondo was kinda like Sandman, intimidating but nice, and not too social

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1eos · 10 months

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Im remembering that Patti Labelle and Mariah Carey duet you posted like years ago because im one hundred percent sure in my head these taemin fans think thats taemin. They think taemin is perfectly harmonizing together with his group, equals with leo and that hed be on even ground with Actual Vocalists.......just take the L and have fun with his dancing. He was hired in high school for the Dancing. See the Danc part before the ing. Look at it. Memorize it. Accept it.

STOP THAT'S REALLY IT. they really hear a shinee harmony where u literally can barely here him and think taemins washing the others 😭😭😭😭😭😭 idk why they can't just give him his flowers and call him a GOOD vocalist but he's not a main vocal for a reason. leo has outsung jaehwan on multiple occasions, who is a power vocal in his own right, leo would EAT taemin. they have to turn his channel down in the studiooflalflfa. and i don't want to bear witness to the violence!!!! but i said it once before. mfs really think if you're in a group w singers the talent transfers like covid. but if i said [redacted] is a top singer in kpop bc leo helped the girls carry a tune you'd call the psych ward! i need everyone to put the paint thinner DOWN until we figure out these wide spread cognitive issues like im all for pitting girls against each other as a little jokey joke but make that shit make sense!

#sm stans are the worst abt that too #'johnny could be a main vocal bc he made it into sm'#sehun made it into sm and he aint sung a complicated note yet #DIFFERENT SKILLS FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE #you can only be trained to be so good 😭😭😭😭

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uncertain3teeth · 2 years

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LMAO MAKING A KIN LIST IS LIKE THERAPY OR A MENTAL CHECK BC OMFG I AM MENTALLY ILL LIK I KNOW I AM BUT OMG SEEING THE FUCKING LIK LIST ALREADY LIKE PFTTT LIK I STARTED MAKING A LIST A WHILE AGO BUT LIK I STOPPED BC MOTIVATION [ though my main kins i can think about at the top of my head in my bio ] though i would just have a kin list in my head but rn im jotting it down and like idk if i want to start just RIGHT in there and just say "oh yeah i kin lolita" or i just want to start light and then my kins progressively get worse to "just omg what happened to you ?" bc i find it kinda funny but ffs man lik so far i have:

- dolores haze from lolita

- angel dust from hazbin hotel

- verosika mayday and blitzo from helluva boss

- nagito from the game and anime danganronpa v2

- cassie, jules, maddy, and rue from euphoria

- justin foley from 13 reasons why [ i kin him a lot ]

- bakugou from mha

- benson from regular show

- squidward

- shigaraki [ i kin him a lot as well ]

- mae borowski from the game the night in the woods

- misfortune from the game little misfortune

- nathan prescott from the game life is strange

[ i kin him a LOT ]

- chloe and rachel amber from the game life is strange [ geez this list is gonna be vfhdhdne ]

- c!ranboo [ that alone is -sigh- ]

- cassie and effy from the show skins

- marceline from adventure time

[ daddy issues by the neighborhood and her personality and issues n shoite ]

- omori and sunny from the game omori

[ MF THIS IS ONLY THE SIXTEENTH ONE LIKE ITS SO BAD OMFG LIKE AM I OK ? NO OF COURSE NOT APPARENTLY WELL I KNOW IM NOT OK ]

- some of lisa rowe and a lot of susanna kaysen and daisy from the movie girl interrupted

- mostly yuri and natsuki but also sayori and those are from the game doki doki literature club

- lux lisbon from the virgin suicides

thats all i have for now but now im gonna go to uquiz and take kinnie quizzes bc i cant think of any from the top of my head and i will probably have so many tabs bc of either the trending quizzes that pop up at the top and id be like "ouu i gonna do that one next and its just too many tabs ORR id get side tracked and end up taking mental health quizzes even though i came to uquiz to take kinnie quizzes

anyways i will update this when i get another decent amount of characters to put on here :3

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rawrmeansilyindinosawr · 1 year

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ketamine is NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART (ty rat priest)

ladyfag is a kute venue w lots of kute boyz and u n ur friend dance on stage cuz why not. the dj puts the lights on u and ur friendz n sweat drip drops from ur head down to ur body and it feels holy. dirty magazine party is nxt and there's a human carpet who is coercing people into his kink to step on him like a carpet n gets mad when u ask him if he's ok so u get on him with ur 5 inch platforms and jump ttwice. cobra snake is snapping pix of everyone and the girl who u met a vivienne westwood last week tells u she likes ur kitty kat ears and u blush. u meet a girl that looks like the reincarnation of SOPHIE and spiel ur lil spiel ab how she changed ur entire life n stance on music/started ur party life. she asks to kiss u after and u let her. <3

ugh sigh eek ugh sigh eek meh blah ugh ooof. mi head is spinning and the come down from molly is never fun. found myself being v suicidal. wrote this cuz i wuz eating chicken wings and sad.

"im sucking the meat out of my teeth from the gaps in between. i used to pull my teeth when they started becoming loose and make sure they fell out the same day, i did it cuz i wanted the tooth fairy to make my wishes come true, to be in a loving family, to be happy. there's a gap from this tooth i pulled when i was 12 or so, it healed unevenly , so every time i eat meat it gets stuck in between ."

i've been talking so much lately i've lost my voice.

u leave dick appointment hungry af from burning all the calories dancing and almost k holing but u mentally pushed urself out of it, didnt think that was possible but ketamine is not for the faint of heart or mentally weak. kiss ur friend goodbye n r craving ur fav hangover food. u walk to the bodega and ignore the weird unwarranted comments from touristy men with boring flannels and cargo pants who just seem so fascinated every time they see someone who looks like a lil lolita goth. IDK why these tourists r hangin in bushwick, plz go to midtown or the upper east side so u can compare credit scores. u walk back to ur apt and BOOM. right underneath ur 400 dollar new new rocks u feel a MF LIFT and on top of that u hear a DEATHLY SQUEAL. yep. the sound of black metal REEEEEE's on loop. [also, EW if u ONLY ever cry while listening to dying fetus , get help. ] u just accidentally stepped on a fucking rat. but they just ran away underneath a car. yr convinced the rats here r superhuman or something like they have GOT to go to mandatory rat church or something underground with their sundays best and all give their tithes n offerings to RAT PRIEST to get this anti kryptonite. alana from broad city talked about RAT BASTARD [which is personally one of my greatest fears, never forget how i fking lost sleep for 2 whole days when i found a tiny mouse in my apartment a month ago, one time seeing it run across my clothing rack in the middle of the night, me responding by SCREAMING and running down my second story floor barefoot and out tha door] but id like to get to know RAT PRIEST. what does he wear, what do his sermons consist of, why do i even think hes a he. ive come so far as a nonbinary person and even helping build an anti-christian club at my christian college,writing a MF poetry book ab my deconstruction of God our Father into God our Mother. i hate the patriarchy and how its framed my sense of power insuch a male perceived worldview. speaking of men.

i am DONEEEE dating musicians and BOYS FROM UPSTATE!!!!!! ive been gaslit by 3 of them this year and its barely june?!?! why pollute something so beautiful n pure like music with a fragile ego!? ive never understood how that could happen…but imNOT stupid. tha softest boys are tha softest manipulators. DUH. i get having energy restless AF to create, express N give but how can U allow the round of applause n medal to corrode tht inner beauty?? or hold urself in so much pride they r stuck in karmic loops. but im no better cuz i never seem to learn either believing they actually think im special too. ive given sm love n attention away from myself lately n these ways of communicating w these kinds of ppl dont feel genuine when u are left empty handed. but NY was never a great place for ppl to date anyway. u find like minded ppl who connect to and they have reservations n avoidances. but falling in luv n getting hurt always happens without a warning.

PLZ PLZ PLZ RAT PRIEST dont let me fall for another musician!! ill bring u 12 bacon egg n cheeze's on cinnamon raisin TOASTED lightly with a side of coffee LITE N SWEET. PLZ RAT PRIEST i know ur there, omnipotent being. that sees the smol ones underneath ur the fluffy clouds u lay on in haven, i kno ur listening. PLZ RAT PRIEST, luv is worth going into a furnace of 1,000 flames for!! i just want pure luv. and if it's in u, u'll b the only boy ill ever be on mi knees 4 EVER again. [kross mi heart hope 2 die.]

#blog

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citrusbunnies · 1 year

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I posted 2,868 times in 2022

That's 2,868 more posts than 2021!

48 posts created (2%)

2,820 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mysdrym

@nenestansunsthings

@pacificwaternymph

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

@whaile

I tagged 480 of my posts in 2022

#world of warcraft - 70 posts

#warcraft - 42 posts

#skyrim - 38 posts

#overwatch - 23 posts

#dragonflight - 23 posts

#wrathion - 22 posts

#the elder scrolls - 20 posts

#tes - 18 posts

#goncharov - 17 posts

#sabellian - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#tbh idk how theydve done that in game format but that just goes into my opinion that while i adore this game and the replayability

My Top Posts in 2022:

all the tes games start with the player in prison because godd howard knows us well and knows what wierd shit yall mod in

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why is a good part of wow fics just porn i dont want to read porn i want more fics like of a feather by mysdrym yes this is me staring directly at you and telling you to read my favorite fic please it deserves so much love

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TOH SPOILERS

THE RUNES ALMOST WORKING OMFGGG

luz get therapy challenge (impossible)

OMFG OMFG OMFG IS HUNTER GETTING FKN POSSESED??????? THIS IS WILD

oh no luz thats a mood

SHES STAYING???????

HES BLEEDING GREEN OMFG OMFG

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING OFF HUNTER PLEASE

this is some detective shit luz

find a phone, saving kids from being lost and me from not being able to find my phone

OH MY GOD I THINK HES FULLY POSSESED WHYS HE TALKING LIKE THAT

THE GREEN STAIN OMFG OMFG IM LOSING MY MIND

FLAPJACK NO

OH MY GOD HES FKN POSSESED BY BELOS FUCK THAT IN ITS ENTIRETY

BELOS YOU MF GIVE HUNTER HIS BODY BACK

MY WIFI IS BEING GOD AWFUL IM GONNA RIOT

THE ANIMATIONNNN

FLAPJACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HUNTER NOOOOOOO OMFG THE TITANS BLOOD

KICK ASS CARMILLA

well thats horrifying

PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL OMFG

IS HUNTER DEAD????????????

THEY KNOW HES A GRIMWALKER NOW OMFG

FLAPJACK NO OMFG HE SAVED HUNTER

FRIEND ASKED IF HUNTER IS GONNA BE DEPENDANT ON PALISMAN MAGIC AND NOW IM SCARED

IS SHE GOING IN??????

KICK ASS CARMILA

OH MY GOD IM TERRIFIED

STG IF SHE STAYS

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how do yall keep finding these rad skyrim mods im on se but not anniversary edition i tried to find auri on the mods menu in there i dont see her ive got lucien and inigo but kaidan isnt to my personal taste as a follower and i keep seeing people with these super cool graphics and the coolest armor but im a modding noob and dont even know where to start looking for good mods esp ones that arent viruses dont crash my game and i like TwT

27 notes - Posted December 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

aaaaaaa @mysdrym ty ty ty for the tag!!! tag 10 ppl you want to know more abt!!

relationship status: single TwT

fave color: green!!!

3 fave foods: mac and cheese casserole, chicken cutlets, peach cobbler!

song stuck in my head: nothing rn actually but most recent was invincible yeah the one from wow to absolutely no ones suprise

last song i listened to: w.i t.c.h. by devon cole

last thing i googled: how to do the round er up quest from wotlk

time: 8:46

dream trip: hmmmm probably ireland ive heard its gorgeous

anything i want: a break TwT taking an ap class was a mistake lmao @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @bigb-divorce-speedrun @bucket-of-amethyst @chaotic-archaeologist @dark-lady-sylvanas @esperanta-dragon @evilwizard @floweroflaurelin @jaakkola @medivhthecorrupted

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straykats · 2 years

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kat talks: maxident

my dudes i am so in love w minho don't even talk to me about him i'll just keysmash

case 143

okay my second listen and watch but---

i definitely see the similarities with maniac??

the hallway choreo is so cool

im ??? hyunjin looks so good in the vest/waistcoat thing and the bowtie yes sir pls be my waiter or whatever

POLICE SKZ LOOK SO GOOD STOP STOP STOP

chan w the crop tops again

UGHHHH the descending lines @ seungmin

the aHH AHHAHAHAHAHA

CHJANGBINONDSJKNVDKSNVDSK

wait minho's sweater thing w the upper arm/shoulder cut hole tjing??? that shit cute man i want

seungmins winjskjgks

wtf the frame jump @ minho that was so cool

minho minho minho minho minho minho minho (the bridge)

and also 2min back to back always makes me *crumbles into dust*

polive jeongin >>>

the bit where it pauses and seungmin rewinds it actually got me so confused the first time

the final chorus is so GOOD idk what to call it????

MINHO AT THE END BRO LIKE??? SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FALL IN LOVE i say as if im not already in love

chill

the piano reminds me of yama and another artist but i cant remember who

the ?? reverb-y thing on the vocals is so nice

and the dreamy back ground vocals <3 <3

this is such a dreamy kinda song but dreamy isnt the right word. it feels like jelly and cakes and ?????

if i can figure out th syncopation i definitely want to try 'covering' it on the piano

THE SAX THE SAX IS THAT A SAX UKVFSLNVJFSNVJFSV

that song felt so short

give me your tmi

what is that sound the twang-y kinda sound?????

mmm this song bass boosted

OO I LIKE LIX'S LINES

is there some type of filter on mingo's voice

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

what just hapened what he fuck just happened im so confused i need someone to dictate this did they change tempos or did they just really really really mess around w the syncopation that was so-- ive literally replayed this ten times

HOW DID IT STILL GE TBACK ON BEAT i mean like obviously it would but im so confused how did they even come up w this rythmically i want to turn my brain inside out upside down rn

if u could see my face rn while listening to the chorus u would think--- idk what anyone would think ngl but i am SO fucking in love with the chorus that was so good that was sosososososoosos good i want it on repeat blasting in my ears 24/7 i dont want to eat or sleep i just want that

(relistneing to chorus)

the hi-hats (?) alternating between ears (w earphones on) god im so in love w these big brained idiots

god the guitar/s chefs mf kiss (bass guit. included)

minhos part UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

god its such a pwoer chorus i love it so fucking much

the final chorus outro thing idk thats not the chorus idk what to call it though oh my GOD i love

super board

its sounding heavy i love it

h-heeya??

nYOOOOO

jeongins voice sounds so good in this song

sHYOOOOM

who do they think they are hinata shoyo or smth

OOO LIX IN THE BRIDGE

go high fly high???? they're literally talking aout hq 😤😤😤

3racha

yall im so PUMPED i might not end up saying anything

the 'shut up' (did they even say shut up) is so funny bc thats how my friends/cousins say it when we joke around (like it sounds like 'shot op')

oh god chans but the pa-pa-pa bit after 'they locked and loaded' is so SHARP AND CRISP AND DISORIENTATING i love it

wHY YOU MAD BRAHHHHHHHH VBDSBVHDSJBVDSV

chans bit sorry i got so hyped

taste

oh so i've heard Things about this one

minho haha head in hands pulling hair out crumbling to pieces

hyunjin stop sotps otsptopsotpst

THE FALSETGFEBHJS oh god fuckers

thank you felix for grounding me like his voice is the only thing keeping me sane through this like---

WHOEVER IS SAYING LALALA SHUT UP I WILL SUE YOU

who?? who is singing the 'smthsmth addicted to you' line in taste bc it sounds like jeongin but its not and im confused and im so bamboozled right now bc this whole bit going from lix to that line to the high falsettos is making me go absolutely batshit

kiss u or leave u??? or hate u???? buddies mwah mwah mwah

the vocal slide

hyunjins bit w the higher harmony hahaha im ok

mr lalala u better stop

rapper minho?? was that rapper minho again

WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING THESE FALSETTOS I WANT TO STUFF MY EARS FULL OF SOUND sorry that was violent

wait did hyunjin say he wrote this song oh muy god i want to scream

cant stop

this sounds like a slice of life anime opening or a shounen anime ending HAHAHA

wait this is not where i thought it was going harmonically why did seungmin start on that note idk what i was expecting but it wasnt that

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did someone just say beepbeep

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the transition from the chorus to the next verse .... im so confused i am so co n fu sed

smth about the chorus gives day6 but i cant place it (melody wise)

circus (korean ver.)

obvs we've already heard this but jpn/kr vers do make a diff

why does it feel out of time im so confused i dont think it is but it sounds like it HAHAHA

why did 'the show starts now' sound SO australian like sososo much more than anything they've ever said

okay maybe bc i'm used to the jpn ver or smth but i do like that one better and i feel like it had a better energy to it??? hm

okay yeah i didnt have much to say at all HAHAHA

final thoughts: hahahahhahahahhahaa im ok

#kat talks: maxident #man broskis i just #taste can literally play on repeat i wouldnt even care i just #and i want your tmi is such a mindfuck to me i love it so much i get whiplash from it

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thinkabtriki · 3 years

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enhypen with a shorter but older s/o!!

requested:yes, wc: , gn!reader x bf!enhypen, genre: fluff, crack

a/n: this is similar + inspired by my enhypen with a short s/o but i tried to switch it up a bit but i hope you enjoy! not really my best work tho :/

members below the cut!!

heeseung:

at first when yall first met, he thought he was older than you so he would baby you

and you were like...does this giant not know how old i am

but when you told him you were the older one he was so shocked.

kinda just stared at you for five minutes straight

BUT HE TEASED U SM he was like "at this rate people are gonna start thinking im your dad even tho ur older"

but he still thinks you're adorable and he loves squishing ur cheeks bc ur so cute

jay:

in general, weather or not you're older he just loves teasing you for your height

until you fight back using the "im older than you stfu" card

AND HE JUSt GOES well you don't look older shortie

UNTILL you pull the "IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM W MY HEIGHT GO TALK TO MY PARENTS ABT IT

but he's mildly terrified of your parents so he shuts up

sometimes its weird for him bc he's one of the oldest members of enha but he likes it

jake:

i can see him walking up super close to you just so you would have to look all the way up just to make eye contact

talks about how even tho ur older he's taller than you ALL THE TIME

leans on you all the time

"since your older than me you should be able to support my weight"

bends down to match your height subconsciously a lot

but i feel like he really looks up to you and admires you bc jake best boy <3

sunghoon:

would also walk up close enough to you to make you look straight up while he laughs in your face

then he says he's more mature than u and that he should be the older one of you two

rests his head on top of yours then takes a photo of it bc he wants to see how short you are

teases you about being old and calls you an old person

so he'd carry your bags and hold open doors for you

but he does it to feel manly :o

dont baby him tho bc he's gonna make so much fun of the short person trying to baby someone taller than them

sunoo:

bc he's the shortest member of enhypen he loves teasing you

loves it when u wear his stuff bc it makes u look smaller than u alr are

omg y/n noona/hyung i cant believe your so small "sunoo stfu i see you on your toes trying to look tall

randomly remember how your older but shorter than him and just goes :DDDD and pats your head

takes photos w u a lot to look at the height difference pt2

idk i feel like he'd ask you for advice and stuff a lot if ur older than him

jungwon:

teases you, but like subtly

"oh let me get that for you i dont think you can realize that" but like in a way that its too nice to be real ykykk

but bc he is best leader he also takes care of you sm :((

tbh he doesnt really care that ur older, i mean like he's one of the youngest members in enha anyway

i can see him going from like hugging you to teasing you in like five seconds tho

esp bc hes one of the shorter members of enha he kinda loves it

ni-ki:

this lil mf will not shut up

ALL the time

will not stop teasing you and does stupid stuff like hide your phone on like a high shelf or smth so you cant reach it

plus ur being older makes his ego sky rocket idek why

so he's gonna be all boasting and stuff

and then he acts really mature because "he looks older"

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lotvseater · 3 years

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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬;

↳ reactions to a short reader ft. tall twst boys

notes; so... this is my first post ..... q.q...... i really wanted to get started and write something but i didn’t quite know what to do, so im just gonna give you a generic, cute set of hcs for the taller boys of twst! reader is gn :)

𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐥;

at first, i feel like he’d definitely notice that you’re short, but not really pay it any mind, i mean he’s 192cm so he’s towering over everyone anyway

though as you two start to become closer, he’ll notice how your height hinders your everyday activities, such as reaching things on high shelves etc.

definitely not one to tease

he views it as a bit mean :(

if you become especially close i feel like he’d get kinda protective over you, towering behind you to intimidate whoever’s decided to pick on you for being so short, making sure that you’re ok

he’d try to cheer you up in any way he can think of

(most commonly going out to get something nice to eat)

jack would also help you reach things, and even pick you up to lift you to wherever you need to be (hnnnng muscly arms hjhjhjs)

if you two start dating, he’s the big spoon. sorry. you have no say.

he’ll keep you tucked close to his chest, his arms wrapped tight around you to make sure that you feel safe, and just to reassure him that you’re not going anywhere. it’s real cute :(

𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡;

you probably know what’s coming-

teasing.

so much teasing.

“aaahhh shrimp, you can’t reach this?? aww you’re so cuuute~”

even when you get mad he’ll just laugh and comment about how adorable you get when you’re angry

if you try punch him, he’ll just laugh again and won’t take you seriously at all

expect him to hold things over your head and laugh when you jump to try reach it, he’s just that amused at how vertically challenged you are

he’ll pick you up too and present you to whoever is with you guys (most of the time it’s either jade or azul) like a prize, waving you around like a kid who just won a teddy bear at an amusement park

don’t get him wrong, though, behind all that teasing is a lot of admiration (dare i say love-) for how adorable and tiny you are

if you two start dating, he’ll actually ease up on the teasing and start complimenting you for how little you are, saying thinks like how perfectly you fit in his arms, and how opposites attract since he’s a literal bean stalk

𝐣𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡;

he’s a lot less playful than his brother, so i feel like your short stature would go unnoticed until he first sees how floyd treats you

after that he picks up the fun little hobby of teasing tf out of you

he doesn’t do anything as drastic or as jarring is picking you up, which you think would be less annoying, but no..

this mf eel uses you as an armrest.

standing side by side? his elbow is on the top of your head.

talking to someone together? man.. his arm’s a bit tired... and your head is just the right level to rest it on

even though it may seem rude, he genuinely does care about you, he can and will intimidate anyone and everyone who tries to make fun of you or tease you in any way other than himself (except maybe floyd)

and if you two get into a relationship, the teasing only increases but with ✨ spice ✨

he’ll throw in a lot of compliments about how cute and fragile you are, and that he’ll always make sure to be there for you and protect you from anything

definitely a fan of you laying on top of him, just being able to make sure you’re stable and being able to wrap his arms around you comforts him (maybe even more than it comforts you idk)

𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚;

kinda like jack, he doesn’t take notice to your size at first because jesus christ this man is bloody tall

(who gave you the right to own 202cm-)

even when he notices your level of tiny, he won’t interact since he assumes that you’d be even more afraid of him than anyone else :(

of course when you meet him and show that you’re not one bit scared (even going as far as to give him the cute lil nickname tsunotarou), he becomes a lot more relaxed in your company, and will start to tease

little comments about how you’re “half his size”, and calling you endearing nicknames just to get your flustered are his favourite things

if you two get as close as to start dating, he’ll be stuck to you like glue

constantly hugging you (mostly from behind), making sure you’re tight in his arms

encouraging you to sit in his lap, rubbing your teeny lil back and patting your head to lull you into sleep

he views you as something precious, and will make sure that you know just how much he admires you and your small figure

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rattyoakenbitch · 3 years

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𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

warnings: language and lewd humor

eren -

you:

eren: Whats the matter

eren: Did some jerk off mess with you today???

you: yeah ,, you :/ stoopid idiot

eren: HUH??

eren: WHAT I DO

eren: YOURE TYPIGN SO SLOWBB

you: chill

eren: Youre telling me to chill? please.

you: u just forgot our date but :/

eren: DID I?

eren: Oh man )): im sorry y/n

you: not the doublechin emote pls </3

you:

eren: Why the weird animal memes all of a sudden

eren: Theyre not even funny

you: i said have a seat ,, dumb whore >:(

eren: Whoa who do u think ur talking to

armin -

you:

armin: BABY NO

armin: ILY

armin: I LOV U SO MUCH PLS UR DOING SO GGOOOD

armin: )))))))):

armin: IM SO PROUD OF U OHMYGOSH 💓💖💘💕💗💕💓💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💖

armin: ANYTHING U NEED IM HERE<3<3

you: HAABDHSHS ILY MIN UR TOO SWEET OMFG

you: i love u so much <3

you:

armin: of course i like you!!€℅¢{=;*(℅€{¢[>:(((

armin: wait what does peg even mean ?? :l

armin: like

armin: a pirate?

you: do i look like google to u mf :l

armin: wow okay brb then

armin: Y/N YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO

jean -

you:

jean: haha no idiot it means youre a guy that likes other dudes

you :/

jean: why is mario even in that photo 🙄🙄 isnt he gay for the red guy

you: OKAY FIRST OF ALL.

you: its luigi

you: and no that would be inc*st bae😩😩

jean: insect* stupid 😐

you: did the meme just fly over ur head or what

you:

jean: is that a bunny

you: do you even know how to read at this point

jean: yeah yeah

jean: i have that affect on people <33

you: no actually i take it back you sound like a horse

jean: fuck you

mikasa -

you:

mikasa: Y/N 😭😭

mikasa: Dont just say things like that

you: which one :•)

you: was it the b00bs lol

mikasa: Yes Y/N.

you: again, my hands are very capabl

you:

mikasa: We've been dating for nearly a year now Y/N

you: okay??? answer the question

mikasa: What question

you: will you be my soulja gurl😳😳❗❗💯

mikasa: Whats a soulja gurl

you: youre worse than eren sometimes

mikasa: Yes i will be ur soulja gurl 🙄💖

levi -

you:

levi: I don't have time for your childish antics, Y/N.

you: are you mad at me

levi: Not yet. Why?

you: youre ending your sentences with full stops ):

you: feels kinda mean but idk

levi: Grammar, Y/N.

levi: again, I don't have the time for your silly images.

you: HA YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCE

you: CAUGHT YOU LACKING SHORTY 😡😡🔫💯💯❗

levi: The fuck you just call me, brat?

you: s h o r t

you: 5'2 mf 😩😩✋

levi: It's almost as if you asking to get put in your place.

you: please i see that stool

you: ill put all the food on top of the fridge and hide the stool and theres nothinf you can do about it

levi: Oh?

you: yeah hobbit

levi: Nothing?

you: nu uh

levi: We'll see about that.

you: is the little baby threatening me

levi: You've just about pushed your luck with me, brat.

you:

levi: Are you being serious right now?

you: yeth </3

you: i have a crush on you teehee

levi: Y/N, I've known this for months

you: WHAT

levi: We've been together for a while. We sleep in the same bed. I call you darling. Need I say more?

you: SO YOU LIKE ME TOO?? :OOOOO

levi: I love you, Y/N. Now quit your weird behavior.

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smutsonian · 3 years

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Dark!bucky X pregnant reader with someone else’s baby

dark!bucky x pregnant reader with someone else’s baby

warnings: darkish, smut, obsession, possessiveness, some violence, stalker!bucky, manipulation, asshole ex, i dont do crack but i was on crack when i wrote this but i dont do crack, not prrofread

word count: 1.4k

an: so i have no idea how to make a headcanon so this is an attempt pls go easy on me im a lil bitch

masterlist

- Dark bucky with a pregnant reader having a baby that’s not his will probably be an obsessed dark bonky barnacle

- Like fresh out of hydra bucky who’s so lost but then he sees you, a pregnant woman all alone, carrying bags of groceries.

- He’d be so mesmerized by your glow that he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from walking towards you and helping you.

- It’s like he’s never seen something so pure but then there you are, walking around with this light surrounding you. Like a goddess in Bucky’s eyes.

- He would be a terrific actor because you wouldn’t even notice his accent and how does this guy able to speak a lot of words just like that? He’s suddenly a friendly dude. Far from the assassin described all over the news.

- He won’t ask about the lack of a partner by your side but he can easily manipulate the conversation to that topic.

- “How come a lady like yourself is all on your own?”

- And just like that, you tell him your life story. Maybe it’s because of the hormones that you just wanted to rant about your horrible partner that left you the minute you told him the news or maybe it’s because you felt so safe with this hot stranger… A big mistake on your side, to be honest. Or is it?

- Bucky would listen to every word you’d say while he memorizes every single detail about you. The way your lips move when you talk, the way you would lick your lips when you’ve been talking nonstop. How you smell; he’ll inch closer to you just to get a whiff and he’ll be so intoxicated.

- He’ll be walking you back to your home and that will be the start of something…

- Bucky would be watching your every move. He’d call it watching over you but dark bonky is bonkers.

- And he’ll see you interacting with children at the cafe, at the bakery, anywhere and his heart will melt at how you’re so good with children.

- Then he’ll see how your stomach will grow bigger as the child inside grows and this guy’s protectiveness will grow as well…

- Obsessed and protective bucky is a lot to take in

- BUT obsessed, protective, jealous, AND horny bucky will be the death of all vaginas.

- He’d watch as your asshole ex-boyfriend comes back, trying to win you back and bucky would just wait for how you’ll react while his whole body heats up with anger, hungry for murder. Preferably your ex-boyfriend.

- But then bucky would be all giddy and would wear a grin all the time when he sees you reject the asshole, telling him that you’ve fallen for someone else.

- That grin would soon fall when this asshole of an ex of yours calls you names such as a slut, whore, and whatnot.

- That grin comes back when bucky finally deals with that ex-boyfriend.

- Would you look at that? Bucky answers your call the next day, crying your heart out because your asshole ex came back which hurt your feelings and a very hormonal pregnant woman can’t just go through all that.

- Bucky is there to the rescue because he’s at your door in a blink with a lot of comfort food.

- Your heart melts at that and you’d fall for him deeper every moment he’s with you.

- How can a guy be so perfect?

- You’d secretly wish he’s the father of your unborn child.

- That wish wouldn’t be much of a dream because bucky would confess his love to you and dadadada would you look at that! You’d fall even MORE because of how he kissed your bump, promising you and the baby that he’ll take good care of you.

- Could you be more in love? This man would always talk to your bump and will always be at your service.

- You whine from back pain? This guy will give you the best massage ever.

- Cravings? No problem because this guy will fill your pantry until the whole grocery is moved into your home. The home that became bucky’s as well.

- Of course, due to pregnancy hormones, you’d be hungry for some action and you best believe that bucky will not let his girl wait.

- He’d give you everything.

- He’d see you whining, noticing how you’ve been grumpy the whole day and he’ll act oblivious but he exactly knows what’s happening. He can practically smell your fluids, duh.

- “What’s wrong, doll?” His voice would be extra sultry and you would just blame it on your hormones but this mf is doing it on purpose.

- You’d try to play it cool but this man will do everything that’ll make you so very hot and bothered.

- “How about a massage?” He’ll over, already running his hands over your stiff shoulders and earning a moan from you.

- He only smirks as he plays your body like a fiddle.

- Then all of a sudden, you’re naked.

- He’d cloth you with oil, claiming that it’ll feel good and lord have mercy it does feel good.

- He’d start from your back, going lower and lower until his focus is on your ass.

- Bucky’s pants will get tighter as the smell of your arousal invades his senses and how about that? Now bucky is naked as well.

- He spreads your cheeks before inhaling your scent more.

- He’d admire the sounds you’re making as he devours that pussae.

- Cumming once will not be enough because he wouldn’t stop until you’re begging for his cock.

- “PLEASE BUCKY! I need it!” You’d scream out but that’s not enough for this fucker.

- “Tell me what you want, baby…” He’ll be sucking on your neck, continuously pulling moans from you.

- “I need your cock in my pussy…” You finally whisper, breathing heavily and squealing in ecstasy as his cock finally enters your begging cunt.

- “AAHH fuck!” Bucky would be having visions inside his head as soon as he gets that magical pussy skkskksks because he’s never felt this way before.

- He’d be rutting into you like a starved caveman and you’d be rutting your ass back against him, just as hungry as he is.

- You just feel so good around his cock. Your walls are so snug and so wet, bucky would fucking die for that pussae.

- After a few minutes, or maybe hours idk y’all are a different type of horny…

- You’ve cum a lot of times and bucky has spilled his seed inside you over and over…

- You’d be cuddling and this man is wrapped around you like a fuckin’ koala.

- He won’t let you get away unless you’re in an uncomfortable position. He’d let you adjust but then he’ll be back to cradling you.

- He’s palm would be stroking your belly.

- “I can’t wait for our baby to come,” he’ll whisper in your ear and you know you’ve already fallen in love with this man but fuck it. You’re deeper in it so gluck.

- You’d let him kiss your face and you’d tell him how thankful you are that you’ve met him.

- Then he’s like ‘no IM thankful for YOU’ kind of shit.

- “You know… After giving birth…” You’ll trail off, making bucky wait in anticipation but he already knows what’s coming.

- “I would want to have your baby…” You’ll say shyly but bucky’s having none of that. He’ll be peppering kisses all over your face, almost crying in joy at the words you just said.

- “I fucking love you. I love you more than you’ll ever know.” He’ll stare at you and you’ll stare right back at him.

- “Marry me.” He’ll say suddenly.

- Bucky almost feels guilty when you start to cry but you assure him that those were tears of joy and you’d just keep nodding your head.

- “Yes, I’ll marry you!” You’d share a kiss before going back to cuddling.

- Bucky would be watching you as you doze off and he’ll be admiring you as you start to fall asleep.

- “I love you,” he’ll say before he lets his cheeks fall on the top of your head.

- “I love you too, bucky,”bucky’s heart melts at your sleepy voice as he sleeps peacefully which he was only able to do when he’s with you.

- Bucky would be proud of himself for being able to orchestrate everything and he’s not even guilty about it because, in the end, he was able to have you.

- And soon enough, you’ll be having a big family with him. He’ll make sure of that.

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an: i think i fucked up at some point lol sorry

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blxetsi · 3 years

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HIIIII!! can i get a pieck finger dating headcanons if that’s alright with you of course? your stuff makes me soft, stay safe!

yuh ‼️ tysm for your request

pieck finger dating headcanons (modern au)

pieck finger x gn!reader

warnings: literal fluff, no angst or anything i love pieck

- bc pieck is assumed to be like 23-26 this wont be a uni au or anything

- idk i rlly think you guys wouldve met in a mundane way

- like you bump into her on the sidewalk and try to the really awkward "oh im so sorry i didnt see you there- no really it was my fault- are you sure youre okay ?- okay great- no im not hurt- yeah- okay have a good day and again im so sorry !!" thing with her

- and then maybe you guys see each other again at a coffee place, youre there with your friends and shes there with hers, and you dont wanna talk to her obv bc that would be awkward

- then ur friend makes u go and order another coffee for them, and while youre waiting for your order pieck comes and stands beside you

- and shes very observant yknow ?? if she sees a face its very hard for her to forget it

- so she immediately recognizes you and blurts out "its you !"

- and you have to be like "oh yeah ! it is me ! its you too"

- she finds it quite cute and giggles about it

- a very laidback person but also a very blunt person

- she doesnt find any harm in asking "can i get your instagram @" look she doesnt wanna be a creep and ask for ur number right at the start

- and it gives her a chance to find out what kind of person you are

- it would absolutely suck for her if such a cute face was posting fishing pictures and alt right propaganda yknow ??

- so you two do and then both of your orders come so you two give awkward goodbyes before going back to your groups

- her instagram is very pretty, nice themes

- she posted a couple of hours ago, with her and her friends in a park, taking a couple of posed photos while some looking like they were natural

- shes adorable and you cant help but feel your cheeks go warm as you basically stalk her page

- she dms you and says "are you too busy looking at my feed that you havent followed me yet ?" and you see this mf staring at you across the room like 👁️👁️

- okay nosy lets calm down now 🙄🤚

- you try to defend urself but ur typing so quick you keep making errors in your writing, she ends up saying something else

"you know, i was doing the exact same thing. youre beautiful you know"

- thank you pieck 🥰

- over the next couple of weeks thats how you two communicate. she'll send you instagram memes and edits of her favourite shows, movies, games etc. and you find yourself having a lot in common w her

- you check her story so frequently it becomes one of the first accounts on the top of your homepage

- and FINALLY, when she feels she can see you as a friend and not just some pretty stranger she met on the street she asks you out

- it was a simple thing, just to the movies, and she even let you pick which one !! (imagine its pre covid idfk)

- you two go and its an awkward hug before you both head inside

- you pay for your tickets and she gets an extra large popcorn and a drink

- you assume shes just v hungry but before you can order yourself something shes like "what are you doing i got this for us !!"

- rlly cute bitch omfg

- during the movies, after she eats literally most of the fucking popcorn, she pulls your hand out of your lap and holds it with her buttery one 🥰🤚

- this bitch had crumbs and didnt even think to wipe them off

- you still held her hand tho anyways

- after that night you parted ways in front of the theater after making sure you two would be getting home safe

- and that became routine for a couple of weeks, not going to the movies obviously bc thats expensive but watching movies together !! youd go over to her apartment or she would come over to yours

- one thing about pieck is that shes very touchy

- one way or another she will end up cuddled with you on the couch

- it doesnt matter if its you being forcefully pulled on top of her body or her draping herself over you like shes a blanket, you two WILL be cuddling and you WILL enjoy it

- but finally, as if the gods gave you mercy, she finally kissed you

- it felt so nice, her lips were soft and sticky from her lip gloss and she tasted like the swedish berries you had gotten for her to munch on

- and the rest of the movie you two just sat there, kissing each other and giggling like teens

- she ended up staying the night, and complimented your bedsheets

- your relationship moved pretty fast after that

- she had already told all of her friends about you, they werent very surprised

- when you got officially introduced her friends zeke and porco tried to do that whole "if you hurt her.." speech before she slapped them and had marcel pull you away to safety

- other than that the night was very fun, you got to talking about your career, why you moved to the city, and other mundane topics

- pieck is actually a graphic designer, and everytime she comes to sleep over she just HAS to bring her laptop with her

- its basically just her laying in between your legs while she types away, youll pet her hair and lay soft kisses on her neck, and occasionally ask what shes doing

- she likes to tell you, has no problem in answering the questions you have, even if you think theyre stupid ones, shes very soft with you

- also a bit of a trickster

- for your first april fools together she slept over, you didnt have anything planned for her bc youre a good person and wont hurt the ones you love

- she stuffed your breakfast muffin with mustard 😁👍

- you gave her the cold shoulder for the rest of the day until she apologized by getting you a new muffin

- now she always dropped the l bomb to you, but she never needed you to say it

- thats why, when you were helping her cook dinner at her place you softly said "see ? and thats why i love you" she kind of,,, stopped what she was doing

- you realized why she wasnt washing the knife she used to cut your vegetables and tried to backtrack, but it was too late, she was already tackling you into a hug and taking you down onto the floor

- she just gave you kisses while repeating "i love you i love you i love you" over and over again

- bc of her you burnt ur fucking chicken smh

- you spent that night eating junk food and watching movies

- piecks a very observant person, so she always knows when youre sad too

- when you give that little huff when you come home to your (new !) shared apartment she knows something is up

- she'll slowly trail behind you as you walk to your bedroom, stripping to your underwear and changing into your pajamas

- you crawl into bed just wanting a nap to forget about the day, and she'll crawl in with you and hold you

- you never like to cry but youre so frustrated and upset at your coworkers, at that rude customer, at those deadlines, that you just breakdown

- and she lets you, she lets you almost suffocate yourself in her chest with how much your pushing your head into it, she strokes your hair while you choke on your own cries and hands you tissues when you need to blow your nose

- "what do you need my love ?" "i just need you" "okay baby"

- communication is a big thing in the relationship, and because shes been so open and honest from the beginning, talking about how you feel has never been easier

- in fact, you like talking about how you feel about your relationship, or how you didnt like what pieck said to your friends the other day, this and that, you feel comfortable and safe with pieck no matter what, which makes talking about even the most hardest things seem so simple and natural

- all in all, even when she wakes you up with spontaneous ice cream dates or asks that you put raisins in the popcorn during movie night, even with the fights and the crying and the exhaustion the next day, life would be much duller without her, and you only have to thank your clumsy self

uhh i feel like this is very short but yeah ❤️ requests are open so go crazy mfs ‼️

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runin-reads · 4 years

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How the National Japan team flirt with Iwaizumi

ATSUMU —> As soon as he sees Iwa for the first time, mf is on his knees like “owie 🥺my ankle hurts. If only 👀 Iwaizumi Hajime (27) athletic trainer👅😳 were here to help...” like its okay tsumu, the rest of us are like that too. 😌Will post pics of Iwa on private story like “mine knows how to lift 🥵” but won’t say shit in real life until much later on, because believe it or not when he gets serious about someone, mans does NOT know how to flirt. Overall very theatric and Iwa notices straight away lmao. It also helps that Atsumu vaguely reminds him of oikawa, so Iwa takes all of this in stride, remaining unbothered (ugh king 😩👑 ) stutters over his confession, does it in front of people to make a statement. People clown his crush on Iwa the most PFFT.

USHIJIMA —> I feel like after the very canon, very real fling in California, he’s confident in his abilities to get along with him. He’s also very straightforward and unashamed. Will straight up say “Are you free tonight? I would like to take you out to dinner” in the middle of practice whilst Iwa’s bandaging someone up like 🧍‍♂️🩹 and Toshi’s just there like 🧍‍♂️🗿💐 in other words:

KAGEYAMA —> has known Iwa for the longest and has probably crushed on him in middle school. Even to this day I think his admiration remains, so he’s constantly asking Iwaizumi for feedback on his actions, and asking him for tips on how to prevent injuries etc. LOVES getting head pats, that’s probably his love language ngl. Confesses confidently whilst struggling to ease his nerves: “I-Iwaizumi San? Do you want to stay behind to help me practice?” Doesn’t even ask him to do on a date lol, volleyball IS the date. PERIODT TOBIO-CHAN!! 😤💅

HINATA —> similar to Komori since he’s always talking to everyone around him and being friendly. However 😏😏 he spent 2+ years in Brazil 🇧🇷 for what exactly? He KNOWS how to flirt and he’s confident about it too! Very smooth talker, iwa won’t realise hes building up to a pick up line until it hits him, and when it does everyone’s like 🤭😧😳 and hinata’s like 😊🤗☀️. I also feel like he flirts with his eyes. As in you’ll know he’s into someone when he gives that that intense look he usually saves for volleyball. Very straightforward confession, doesn’t care if they’re alone: “hey Iwaizumi San? Wanna go back to my place? Maybe grab some food? :D”

SAKUSA —> he does it ✨respectfully✨ he keeps his distance and admires from a far for a while. Catches feelings after Iwa treats an injury he has. Flirts by asking for his opinion on basically everything and constantly asks for advice on how to improve his volleyball plays and is eager to learn about Iwa and his profession, so asks a lot of questions about Iwa too. That’s his idea of flirting lmao, showing a lot of interest and respecting their ideas.

BOKUTO —> constantly impressed by every little thing Iwa does!! “Wow that’s so cool!!” “I’m literally just adding a bandaid but thank you”. He flirts by telling Iwa about everything that happens in his life and always invites him to hang out after practice etc. I can imagine hovering over Iwa to watch in amazement as he does the most simplest things . “I’m washing my hands, why are you watching?” “I need to make sure Im doing it properly!!”

ARAN —> Idk much about him, but I do know he’s a massive gentleman!! Will offer constant help to Iwa whether it be fetching spare towels, propping someone up whilst Iwa diagnoses their injury etc! (Ugh we love a respectful man! Iwa chan what else that brain do? 👅💦) Asks Iwa to talk in private and asks him to have food/coffee with him, and with a shy smile as well! (Wow look at him go 😊😊)

YAKU —> SUAVE MF lmao. You CANNOT look at his new hairstyle and tell me that he WOULDN’T be good at flirting, dude please- he’d probably pull his sunglasses 😎😉down his nose and give a long once over before licking his lips and rubbing his ands and- okay he isn’t a complete playboy. 😳 anyways he starts conversations easily with Iwa and slips in teasing jokes to see his reaction, before shooting his shot once they’re alone. “So are you free this weekend?” And he says this whilst looking over the top of his sunglasses, sir please 😩✋

HOSHIUMI —> EXCITED BOI!! 😤😆Eagerly asks if he needs assistance, works extra hard during practice to show off. Probably asks iwa to go to the gym with him because he’s so excited to become his friend! Confesses loudly, probably in private. The nerves cause him to shout out his confession: “I-Iwaizumi Hajime san! I like you okay?!” And he lowkey startled Iwa with his yelling lmao, baby 🥺🥺

KOMORI —> honestly I feel like he doesn’t even come off as very flirtatious until he straight up winks at Iwa after telling a joke. Lmao. He’s just very friendly to everyone so when he goes from 😊 to 😉😏 everyone’s like “....AYO🔈WE AIN’T EVER DID THAT BEFORE 🔈WHY YOU THOUGHT TODAY WAS GOOD?!🔈” lMAO please they’d be so caught off guard. 💀I think he’s the type to make small talk about anything when he’s interested in someone yk. He’ll do it in the middle of practice too right after a receive like “hey, New Years is coming up, you got plans?” and Iwa’s just there like ??? There’s another ball coming to you? Are you not gonna get it or... and then Iwa receives it which causes every bodies jaws to DROP, and komori falls even deeper because liberos just work like that. 🤪 (okay Iwa chan 😩) lowkey shy when he confesses🥺 he laughs a lot to ease his nerves

GAO —> AYO 🔇 WHO LET THE HIMBO OUT? 😹😹 LOCK HIM UP!! 🔇 okay but seriously this man tries cracking jokes with Iwa nearby and no one but Hoshiumi cracks up. Despite him being confident he’d confess in private because having a crush makes him pretty shy, believe it or not.

HYAKUZAWA —> very quiet 🥺 he would rather watch from afar, and when he confesses he does it with a lot of determination in his heart! (You got this hyaku!!) we don’t see much of him, but I just know he doesn’t shoot his shot until much, much later.

Bonus!! How kuroo would flirt with Iwaizumi

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bakusdumptruck · 3 years

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Bakusquad Crack Post

Sup bitches 🤩how’s your day been? hope its been good! Anywayyy i was listening to a “Rolling joints with Sero Hanta” playlist and this popped up in my mind sooo here’s a little Bakusquad scenario 😏

Pairing: aged up Bakusquad x GN Y/n

Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries

Summary: A smoke session with the babes turned into a chaotic mess

Ights sluts lets get into it 😈

Sero Hanta is the stoner of the group. Period.

He taught everyone how to roll up just incase he was too high to function and wanted to smoke more

One night he texted the gc asking if everyone wanted to have a smoke sesh before they had to study for exams

You all agreed and went over to his dorm together

All except Bakugou.

He called all of you “idiots” and “dumbasses” for getting faded before studying, but all Sero had to say for him to come was

“Ight bakubro, if you can’t handle it you could’ve said that instead of making excuses 🤷🏻‍♂️”

Bakugou showed up within 5 minutes.

Once everyone was together, tape boy had everything set up

There were 4 joints lined up, hella snacks, drinks, video games, and movies

He even had the LED a n d Galaxy lights on

Lordy it was gonna be a long ass night

NOW ON TO THE FIRST ROTATION 🤩

You know how I said Sero is the stoner? yup uhuh he got the MF GAS.

The rotation was Bakugou, Kiri, You, Mina, Denki, then Sero

You all have a high tolerance so after you saw Bakugou coughing up a fucking lung, yall knew you were in trouble

Everyone coughed... except Sero. He just busted a lung laughing💀

So the joint is finished and you’re all feeling fuzzy

yes you’re high, BUT its not enough to get you guys staring at the wall thinking about space and aliens

Just high enough where time is slowed down and your body feels light

Denki randomly shouted to play video games and everyone agreed

Guess what you’re playing 👀

Ju-on. The fucking grudge game.

Why did Denki choose this game? oh he just wanted to see if it’d be a scarier experience if you’re all faded

It was 😃

Kiri volunteered to play the first stage to show off his Manliness 😤

So there he goes walking into the abandoned building

yall know how you can use another wii remote to trigger jumpscares?

yeahhhh Kiri didn’t know about it... and Bakugou was in charge of that

Everyone was chillin, lowkey feeling at edge to prepare themselves for anything about to pop up

Here comes the scene where he opens the door and scary bitch is on the other side waiting to grab him

K: “Uhhhh this doesn’t feel right... am I supposed to go this way?

B: “No shit dumbass, its telling you go that way isn’t it? What are you scared or something 😏 I thought you were too manly for this game”

K: “I-I’m not scared... just making s-sure.”

M: “Hehe you’re stuttering kiri”

K: “...I’m just cold”

Right before he grabbed the door handle (I kinda forgot how the game went oops 😅) bakubitch tiggered a jumpscare

K: “Okay here I g- what the fuck 😃”

It didn’t work.

K: “Oh that wasn’t too bad! The games gonna have to try harder if it wants to scare m- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

Scary bitch popped up outta no where and grabbed him

S: “DUDE FUCKING RUN AWAY”

Y/N: “KIRI THE BITCH IS RIGHT THERE WHY AREN’T YOU DOING ANYTHING”

K: “FUCK- CAN’T YOU SEE IM TRYING”

B: “BITCH SHAKE THE CONTROLLER. YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THE CONTROLLER”

K: “AHSJHS WHY ISN’T SHE LETTING GO”

D: “I-IT”S TELLING YOU HOW TO SHAKE IT. GO LEFT, NO NOW RI-”

Kiri accidentally punched Denki in the face 🙃

All: “...whAT THE FUCK AHAHAHSHAH”

yeahhh so thats how the game ended 😭

Denki was laying on the floor staring at the ceiling wondering what the hell just happened and why everyone was laughing at him

D: *in his head* “I just got punched square in the face 😃 and they’re laughing at me 😃 This is fine. 😃”

K: “B-bro are you okay 😭 iM sorry AHAsh its- its just everyone was screaming and AhahhAHAHA IM SORRY 😭”

Sero let him start the second rotation as an apology for laughing instead of checking up on him

Honestly yall don’t know if you can go on to the third

Everyone was hella faded at this point

Eyes red, dry mouths, and hungry stomachs

Mina ordered TacoBell knowing everyone was gonna want to eat more than the snacks and you all sat on the floor munching away

You all started talking about stupid stuff:

S: “So like... what happens when we get scared half to death twice”

M: “👁👄👁”

B: “👁👄👁”

D: “👁👄👁”

Y: “👁👄👁”

K: “👁👄👁”

D: “I’ve been scared half to death multiple times... im fucking immortal.”

After a few more high conversations Mina suggests to make tiktoks

Have yall seen the tiktok where Mina and Y/n do the trend where they wink at the camera and all the boys are watching and Baku comes up to kiss Y/n?

yup you do that BUT

When Bakugou grabbed your cheeks and went in for the kiss he missed and fell flat on his face 💀

*Cue everyone falling on their asses crying*

Best believe the tiktok went viral 🤩

After the third joint yall decided that the room was too suffocating and went out for a walk

It didn’t seem like a bad idea... until you all got outside

Denki and Sero were singing “Milkshake” at the top of their lungs while wall twerking on the trees

Kiri and Bakugo were racing to see who’s the fastest but kept tripping over their own feet

You and Mina were recording everything those dumbasses were doing.

All of a sudden yall found yourselves in a clear area a bit far from the dorms

Bakugou laid in the grass staring up at the stars and you all joined getting into a little cuddle pile

At this point the effects of the joints hit at once and everyone was out of their heads

They felt like their spirits were floating out of their bodies

*BOOM*

M: “...did you guys hear that”

All: “yes”

M: “should we go check it out?”

B: “Hell yeah. What if it’s a villain? I bet I can beat their ass in less than a second”

Y: “First, thats literally impossible. Second, We can barely fucking move. How do you expect us to fight a villain 🙂”

A Nomu popped up in front of you

D: “Uhhh aye Bakubro... you think you can beat his ass in less than a second?”

B: “FUCK YEAH WATCH THIS YOU FUCKING EXTRAS.”

...

HE FUCKING MISSED Nomu: “ERRHSJAKFjhuSGHD”

Y/n: *shoots up on their feet then falls over immediately* “DAMNIT I CAN’T STAND UP STRAIGHT WHAT DO WE DO”

Everyone started to use their quirks

Sero shot tape to the nomu

Denki sent 1 millions volts

Mina just kept shooting acid out

Kiri hardened up and threw punches like his life depend on it

Bakugou was screaming “die” and kept exploding shit

and You were also using your quirk to the best of your ability

K: *heavy breathing* “guys... i think we got it”

B: “Ofc we did... we literally went bat shit crazy on it”

When the smoke cleared it was still standing in front of you guys... unharmed...

AND IT MULTIPLIED

K: “😶RUN AWAY”

you all started running back to the dorms

well, tried running back to the dorms

Everyone was bumping into each other and tripping

S: “WE’RE GONNA DIE”

Y/n: “WE’RE NOT GONNA DIE JUST KEEP RUNNING... FUCK THEY’RE GETTING CLOSER

Denki ended up facetiming Aizawa in hopes that he would help

A: “Denki, its 4am what do you w-”

D: “SENSEIIII NOMUS ARE CHASING US. SEND HELP.

A: “Why are you guys out of the dorms? aND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME USE YOUR QUIRKS. YOU HAVE YOUR HEROS LICENSE FOR A REASoN”

D: “WE TRIED. WE MISSED AND IT MULTIPLIED. WE’RE ALSO HIGH AS FUCK BUT WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT”

A: “... did you say you were high?”

D: “IRRELEVANT. SENSEI WE’RE GONNA DI-”

The nomu caught him.

A: “Denki... Kaminari... hello?... *sigh* you guys are gonna be the death of me.”

You all ended up getting knocked out by the nomus and taken to the League of Villains hideout

B: “...Never thought i’d be here again”

S: “ I still have the last joint in my pocket... ya’ll wanna smoke?”

Dabi and Shiggy stared at him like he was crazy but agreed anyway 🤪who’s gonna pass up a free joint? not them.

So everyone got high again and chilled until the Pro Hero’s saved your asses :)

Oh and also don’t think Aizawa let you guys off the hook.

You all got house arrest and extra BRUTAL lessons for the next 2 months

The End :)

Yeahhh idk what this was but I hope you all enjoyed it!! I really wanted to write something angsty but as I was writing I couldn’t take myself seriously and ended up making jokes 😭

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