Michael: he looks like a pharmacist
Michael: goblin lookin ass
Source: my dad about my principal while watching my graduation livestream yesterday
✦ ;; i swear you’ll be fine. ❜
michael clifford fetus & little moth
song by chloe moriondo
Calum (while eating McDonalds pancakes at 2am); pancakes, they’re fancy bread burritos unfolded
Rest of the bois; *dead silence*
Calum; unpuffed soufflés
Source: me eating pancakes, trying to make my mom laugh
I love my boys😁
I love seeing their handwriting haha…is that weird??? I don’t care haha
I love Michael…I love flower crowns…I love Michael w/ his colored hair…can this get any better
Luke; if you’re pissing off Gordon Ramsay then you’re definitely doing something right
Ashton; LUKE, NO
Luke; *whispering* Luke, yes
Source: my bitch ass who has the life goal of pissing off Gordon Ramsey but not to the extent of the restaurants he helps
michael / red nose day
“I haven’t gotten a hair cut in 3 months so. She’s looking thicc, thicc underneath the cap two c’s though”
I think now’s the time to appreciate calum’s quarantine hair, the long blonde was everything I needed😌
(creds if i used your gifs :) all you gotta do is tell me!)
I love them…they’re so perfect together
his eyes….are you kidding
crying to outer space at 2:19 in the morning really hits different
After watching perks of being a wallflower:
Malum: BeLoW aVeRaGe
Lashton: Nothing hates you
Malum: Erza Miller could hate me and I still wouldn’t care. That’s the Patrick in me, you lil bitch
Source: a conversation b/t my brother and I; Lashton’s his bit and Malum is the stuff I said. Only difference is it was over the phone & the last bit I said in my head but imma text him it later.
From @dkessler’s Instagram 🖤
and the flames went higher | ch & lh
A/N: This was written for the amazing 5sos fic event, and it’s my first go at anything like this. So go easy on me lol.
Find the event masterlist here.
the prompt: “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have no idea what I’m doing. I almost never do.”
Warnings: some strong language, lots and lots of smut, multiple surprises, and Cake as firefighters
Big shoutout to @mysticalhood for making those amazing ass edits in my header image. U saved my ass ty and I looooove you!
The thrill of what you were about to do was thrumming through your veins as you drove your car through the quiet streets towards the firehouse. The streetlights poured orange down onto the sidewalks as the sun went down and they flickered to life.
You had been wanting to do something special for your boyfriend. He had been working so hard lately. So many overnight shifts that you had barely seen him over the last week. You made sure to check with his boss so that there wouldn’t be many others around and you could free reign of one of the bedrooms upstairs. You had packed up a picnic, stuffed into a wicker basket and everything. All of his favorite things wafted into your nose from the backseat as you turned onto the street where the firehouse sat. Your heart was absolutely pounding.