im in love
when people laugh and they close their eyes and their skin wrinkles and you can almost feel the happiness radiating off them?? and you love that person so much that your heart swells and you can only feel that strong wave of affection? and you want to hug them but you can’t? love is crazy folks i tell you
“Words are my love language? Bruh, my love language is morse code.”
—Calum Thomas Hood
Dammit, Michael Clifford made such an amazing freakin’ shirt that I was ridiculous/crazy enough to buy it for that much!!!😖😭
I’m sure a lot of you guys were there partying w/ Michael last night…as much fun as it was, I was frustrated😐
Can some1 PLEASE tell me what TUSA is?!?😖
I told my mom I stayed up late cuz I was busy partying…I don’t think she took me seriously😐…she just doesn’t understand
one time my spanish teacher said we should never call a guy pretty and i think luke hemmings just singlehandedly proved him wrong
Michael really made my whole night and put me in the best mood 🤍 He is such a dope DJ and knows how to have a blast! I’m tryna attend a DJ Cliffo party whenever quarantine ends 😤
You guys apparently liked the idea so I’m not here to disappoint. I had way more to say about this than I thought I thought I did so, needless to say it’s long. I don’t know if the next ones will be this long, but yeah… I guess all I can recommend is for you to grab a cup of coffee, or tea, or water, or the blood of virgins, and let’s just break this opening track down. Here is “Red Desert”:
Red, red desert, heal our blues,
I’d dive deeper for you
What a blessing to feel your love
Twilight moments with you
Angel boys 😇
Smiley boy 😍
Never mind about not getting to order an individual album guys!!! I’m so happy cuz I got a 2nd chance😁
Fuck I wanna do a lyric analysis of every song on CALM and just go ham with theories since I have so much time on my hands, who’s down?
Ok buckle in babies, we’re making a ship list. (Part 1)
(I don’t know why I’m making this other than the idea gave me dopamine and I like gay shit.)
Basically I’m gonna be going through each ship and going through the realness, the type of relationship they have, whose top and whose bottom, and overall how much they hype each other (in interviews, on twitter, on live-streams. You name it.) Then I’ll be grading them on a scale of 1 to 10.
Now first a disclaimer: I’m making this ship list is based solely on my opinions, the evidence I’ve seen, and what the tarot cards have told me. And even though it’s fact in my mind doesn’t mean it’s fact for real. So honestly just enjoy them cause we’re in for a wild ride. Feelin good?
Good. Let’s go alphabetically shall we?
Cake is a great ship. I think it’s one of the more plausible ships in 5sos cause you better believe giggly baby boy Luke loves him some Calum. I think this relationship is actually just a booty call though. Like Luke and Calum are friends with benefits, I have no doubt about it.
Look at that.
So needless to say the top and the bottom are pretty obvious. Luke being a bottom, and Calum being the top. Take one good look at both of them together at /any age and tell me I’m wrong. Calum could beat the shit out of Luke anytime. It just helped when he got muscles.
Luke was trying to get dicked down in this live stream, and the one before that. Fr. Quarantine’s got this boy going crazy. And generally on twitter they’re flirty. And Calum Luke’s to roast Luke a LOT.
Final review of Cake: 7/10
An unbreakable bond. The best of friends. Two sides of the same chaotic coin. They’re as real as it comes. If Ashton does something, Calum’s there. You cannot separate them. And why would you want to?
Now I don’t think that Cashton fucks, let’s be completely honest. Who the hell would top? I feel like Calum is more likely to bottom than Ashton, but he’s not likely to bottom with Ashton. They’d fight over it. Physically. Full brawl beatdown. So no drunk hookups for them. But I feel like they probably do send porn to each other, smfh. They’re chaotic.
They hype each other up all the time. As best friends do. They wrote a fucking song about their friendship sober, and then another one drunk. Ashton has now been seen writing Calum fanfiction, it’s done. They’re inseparable. Name a more iconic duo.
Final review of Cashton 8/10
Ok I know. I’m a bit biased on this one… it is my handle, but, it’s my handle for good reason. I mean where should you even start with these two? I mean obviously they’re real. Obviously they’re real. If you choose an interview—any interview—and focus on either one of them, they’re likely looking at each other. Like they’re the kings of staring at each other when they shouldn’t be. Get a fuckin room already, damn.
You don’t have to watch him all the time buddy. He’s not gonna disappear. And not to mention everytime they’re beside each other, THEYRE
Like there is so much more, this is just a basic search through commonly used gifs.
So I’ve seen a lot of discrepancies between who tops and who bottoms, and you can’t tell me that Luke could ever top Ashton. I’m sorry, but I’ve seen the outline of Luke’s dick in leather pants, and to think he tops anyone is a stretch. But Ashton? No. Ashton tops.
Maybe he was verse way back in the day? But after he got muscles and started wearing bandanas? The days of bottom!ash were done. I’m really sorry guys. I hate to do it to you. But Luke is a soft boy who likes being picked up, and Ashton likes caring for Luke too much to be his sub.
Speaking of care, Ashton could write a dissertation sized paper on how much he loves Luke. He would go on about it. And has. Numerous times. He always tries to boost Luke’s confidence, and sometimes roasts him as well. Tell me that’s not boyfriend moves right there. And it’s constant. Ashton is in love with Luke. And that’s the point.
Final review of Lashton: 10/10
Ok that’s part 1. And I’m only breaking it up, cause there’s only 10 images per post. What a fuckin rip off. Anyway, part 2 soon and we’ll go into the three M’s cause Mikey deserves love and his own post.
C A L M
Red Desert 🏜
“Red, red desert, heal our blues”
“Go ahead and light me like a cigarette, even if it might be something you regret”
“Glad you didn’t listen when the world was trynna slow me”
“I love you so much that I hate you right now”
“Sometimes you’re a stranger in my bed, don’t know if you love me or you want me dead”
Bitch please the whole damn song is my favourite lyric 💐💖🌸😍
“I wanna hold your hand while we’re growing up”
Not in the Same Way
“But I can’t forget you and always let you”
“I’ve watched the world fall from your eyes”
Thin White Lies
“When the sun goes down we all get lonely”
“Your type of mind so hard to find”
But I think that my heart is build to last more than a night”
Basically CALM is a blissful and breathtakingly beautiful album full of heartfelt lyricism and powerful melodies so pls stream and pour all your love into helping these four boys reach #1 in the charts 💞✨