Shoji: Hit the lights
Kirishima: Are you sure?
Shoji: Yes
Kirishima: Alright then! *Punches the light switch so hard it breaks*
Shoji:
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Midoriya : I told Mr. Aizawa that we'd be responsible for the duration of this trip!
*Grocery Store on Fire in the Background*
Bakugou : Now why the fuck would you lie to him like that?
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Deku: I won this round.
Kacchan, irritated: What? FUCK NO. I'm the one who pinned you to the floor!
Deku with a smile: I know.
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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Villain: We kidnapped your son!
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: Uh, he said he enjoys being kidnapped more than spending time with you? -geez, what did you do?-
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: ...uh, he's kinda emo and blunt?
Endeavor: Which one? I have three.
Villain: ...uh, he keeps talking about someone named 'Midoriya'?
Endeavor: Oh. That'll be Shoto then.
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Kaminari: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Jirou, not even paying attention: Let me know if you do, I’ll trip you next time
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Dabi/Touya : I hate the league. They’re all weird, unsettling, my only wish is to take down the bastard that is my father and take down hero society
Toga : *Gets her period*
Dabi/Touya, who is immediately at her side : Hey hey don’t cry! You wanna go get ice cream? Go put your shoes on and grab my jacket so you can stay warm. We’re gonna go get Ice Cream and heat pads
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I'm just gonna pretend this is a compilation of Dabi and Mr. Compress questioning every decision that's brought them to this point.
I mean, this kinda looks like Compress dropped his cell phone and Dabi's too tired to give him crap about it.
"Coulda just gone home and been a normal kid. Now I'm careening down a highway with a lizard ninja, a guy who’s so desperate to be held that he wears hands, and this mofo who has the audacity to be ordering a pizza right now.”
"We were promised pizza."
*elevator music, no brain cells left*
"No, I know exactly where we are!"
"How's the car sickness?"
"Fuck you!"
"You ready for the 'I told you so?'"
"You are such a brat."
They just look done. They're either tired or constipated or both.
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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