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definetelysaidatua · 1 day

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Deku: okay, I’m the count of three, both of you apologize together! One, two, three!

Uraraka:

Bakugou:

Deku: see, now I’m disappointed in both of you!

#incorrect bnha quotes #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #bkdk incorrect quotes #uraraka ochako #izuocha friendship

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poppy5991 · 3 days

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Shoto: I’m making subtle hints that my family should go to therapy.

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Dabi: Damn, I dropped my chopsticks.

Shoto: Like dad dropped the ball on raising us? You know what help with that? Some fucking therapy

Dabi: Can I eat in peace?!?!

#shoto is the first Todoroki to try therapy and is aggressively recommending it to everyone #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #dabi #todoroki shoto #Todofam

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fatkish · 3 days

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Funny (Y/n) x MHA pt. 2

(Y/n): Do you want this handful of moss?

Tomura: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss?

(y/n): Damn, you could’ve just said no.

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Nedzu: I made tea.

(y/n): I don't want tea

Nedzu: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

(y/n): Then why did you tell me?

Nedzu: It's a conversation starter.

(y/n): It's a horrible conversation starter.

Nedzu: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Bakugou: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

(y/n): Burn the house down.

Bakugou: And what did you do?

(y/n): I made dinner.

Bakugou:

(y/n):

Bakugou:

(Y/n): And burnt the house down.

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(Y/n): Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Kaminari: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Spinner: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

Dabi, Twice and (y/n): No!

Tomura: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?

(y/n): What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.

Toga: What does that mean?

Mr. Compress: Come on, what happened? Twice

Twice: Alright.

(y/n): No. Twice, we swore we’d never tell!

Dabi: They’ll never understand.

Twice: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.

Twice: (y/n) got stung by a jellyfish!

(y/n): Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.

Dabi: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.

(y/n): I was in too much pain.

Twice: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.

Dabi: And then Twice remembered something.

Twice: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.

Spinner: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?

Tomura, Mr. Compress and Toga: EW!!

(y/n): You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at Twice*

Tomura, Mr. Compress, Spinner and Toga: Ew!

Twice: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.

Twice: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Dabi

Dabi: Twice kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.

Twice: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

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Twice, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..  (y/n): THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!

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Kaminari: Is the pink panther a lion?

Kirishima: Say that again but slower.

Kaminari: I don’t get it.

(y/n): He’s a PANTHER.

Kaminari: Is that a type of lion?

Bakugou: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Kaminari: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

(Y/n): AND LIONS ARE?!

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(Y/n) : Midoriya and I are no longer friends.

Midoriya: (Y/N) THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Midoriya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

(Y/n) : Killed without hesitation.

Midoriya: No! (Y/n)!

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(Y/n) , with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

All Might: Oh? Lemme see!

(Y/n) , opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Midoriya: …where’s the spider.

(Y/n) : *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

All Might: Oh no.

Midoriya: (Y/N) , WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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(Y/n) : Did Midoriya just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Shoto: Yeah, they did.

(Y/n) : And did I just do finger guns back?

Shoto: Yeah, you did.

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Shoto: *about (Y/n) and Bakugou* They make a cute couple, huh?

Midoriya: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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(Y/n) : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Shoto: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

(Y/n) : Stop.

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(Y/n): here’s a lesson folks, don’t lick mystery liquids from the refrigerator

Class 1A: what

(Y/n):

Aizawa: what did you do this time?

(Y/n): I took a bag of leftover pizza out of the fridge and the bag was wet, so I licked the bag to find out what the mystery liquid was

Aizawa: why would you do that?

(Y/n): I just told you

Iida: I highly believe that that course of action is very bad

Midoriya: what was it?

(Y/n): *makes sad face* it was liquid from moldy, rotting celery

Aizawa: *shakes head*

Bakugou: you are a dumbass

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luxthestrange · 2 months

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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

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nagitosstolenhand · 18 days

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fruitcakebro · 1 month

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Villain: We kidnapped your son!

Endeavor: Which one? I have three.

Villain: Uh, he said he enjoys being kidnapped more than spending time with you? -geez, what did you do?-

Endeavor: Which one? I have three.

Villain: ...uh, he's kinda emo and blunt?

Endeavor: Which one? I have three.

Villain: ...uh, he keeps talking about someone named 'Midoriya'?

Endeavor: Oh. That'll be Shoto then.

#dumbassery #shitpost #mha incorrect quotes #mha todoroki #mha #mha endeavor #mha shoto #mha spoilers #implied tododeku #tododeku

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helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden · 22 days

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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.

Iida : .. elaborate?

Izuku: I haven't died yet

Iida: that's not how it works-

Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die

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mha-quotes-and-such · 3 months

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Aizawa: Why is there a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots in the fridge Kaminari: We uh. Only had one big carrot left so I was saving space Tsuyu: Thats not what you told me Kaminari: Tsuyu: Tell him what you told me earlier Kaminari: ...They need adult supervision...

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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year

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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.

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bakuswift · 1 year

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Endeavour: What's wrong?

Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.

Endeavour:

Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.

Shinsou: Yup.

Midoriya:

Midoriya: We should start a support club.

Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.

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vyxensworld · 4 months

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*The Squad is on a hike*

Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.

Todoroki: And quiet.

Kaminari: Too quiet.

Kirishima: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*

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definetelysaidatua · 3 days

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Deku: With all due respect, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Endeavor: that wasn’t respectful, like, at all

#incorrect bnha quotes #midoriya izuku #my hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #todoroki shouto #tododeku

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poppy5991 · 1 day

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Jeanist: What does your tattoo mean?

Hawks: It means that I had money and that nobody at the hero commission was able to stop me in time.

#mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #hawks #best jeanist

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who-fucking-knows-at-this-point · 1 year

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Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.

1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!

Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.

Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

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luxthestrange · 1 month

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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~

Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...

Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...

Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...

Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~

Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?

Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?

Mr Compress: Y/N!?-

Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-

-Back in your center of operation-

Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?

Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

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c512h · 11 months

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Endeavor with his in laws:

Hawks: YAY we're all family now

Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?

Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!

Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.

Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.

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