paint the town red - part four
FERRARI (TAYLOR'S VERSION)
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peter parker i'm going to miss you guys
sebastian vettel it's a week break peter. we'll be fine.
peter parker A WEEK IS TOO LONG! I SPENT THE LAST MONTH WITH YOU PEOPLE!
ollie bearman i'm happy to go home. away from peter. sometimes i worry for him.
bianca stark-potts you wouldn’t be the first ollie.
harley keener i bet oscar is happy to get away from peter
peter parker fuck off
tony stark language
bianca stark-potts pipe down steve rogers
charles leclerc i do not understand
harley keener the avengers were on a mission one time and steve accidentally said language when someone cursed.
peter parker I MISS YOU GUYS!
carlos sainz you just left???
tony stark we should spend the next break at seb’s farm
sebastian vettel ABSOLUTELY NOT! i don’t want you heathens on my farm!
charles leclerc aww come on. call it team bonding or something.
carlos sainz i’m sure you know all about that
harley keener yeah you would know all about team bonding wouldn’t you?
tony stark what the hell does that mean?
harley keener nothing old man.
carlos sainz don’t worry about it.
peter parker YOU GUYS SHOULD COME TO NEW YORK SOON!!
charles leclerc i'd like to see my family, thank you for the invite though.
bianca stark-potts harley i swear to god you open your fat mouth and carlos will be down a race engineer.
harley keener well maybe someone and someone else shouldn’t have gotten drunk after bahrain and slept with each other.
charles leclerc it was a one time thing!
carlos sainz then what the hell was saudi?
harley keener IT HAPPENED TWICE??
bianca stark-potts three times actually
charles leclerc although that one doesn’t count because nothing happened. we did sleep on the same bed.
harley keener I’M TELLING NAT!
bianca stark-potts AND I’LL TELL EVERYONE YOU STARTED THAT RUMOR ABOUT CLINT LIVING IN THE VENTS!
charles leclerc it won’t happen again, i promise.
carlos sainz okay mr. 'i won't date her friend carlos. i promise.'
harley keener HOMIE HOPPER!!
charles leclerc fuck you keener.
harley keener of course you would want to, you already slept with my friend now you want to sleep with me.
charles leclerc OH COME ON!
harley keener it's okay, i know it was an inchident
charles leclerc honestly just date arthur, you two are perfect for each other. fucking pricks
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back home, new york how i've missed you.
mr.woofstappen is glad to be back home.
reunited with my favorite person michellejones
someone teach these boomers how to pose for pictures
AUSTRALIA 2024
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quali day (carlos' version)
quali day (charles' version)
AND THAT'S ANOTHER POLE POSITION FOR CHARLES LECLERC HERE IN AUSTRALIA!!
THAT'S P1 AND P3 FOR OUR BOYS FOR QUALI!
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¡leclerc-s speaks!
peter parker is a swiftie, you cannot convince me otherwise. let's get ready for whatever shitshow las vegas is going to be (i say this as an american. at least i live on the west coast so the schedule isn't as bad for me as it is for others. same time zone as vegas baby!!!)
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this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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paint the town red - part six
THE AVENGERS AGAINST DATING
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MIAMI 2024
the ferrari team stood in a circle outside of their motorhome. peter waved at someone who passed by, giving them a puzzled look. peter shrugged, even he wasn't sure what was happening. carlos and sebastian exchanged looks, before sebastian led them inside, a sense of dread filliing them. isaiah sighed, "please tell me one of you isn't planning on making a surprise announcement this weekend. do not go around pulling a nico rosberg."
carlos cleared his throat, "qué? no, um- charles has obviously been very dominant this season and i know we agreed to wait until after this race but- i'll be the second driver, starting today."
"what?" charles questioned, the confusion was evident on his face, "why?"
"you're going to win this year charles, that much is obvious. i'll get the one next year."
"this must be difficult for you to say," harley added, breaking the tense silence. none of them had been quite sure what to expect when sebastian had called an impromptu meeting, they were supposed to wait for tony but the older man was busy giving the avengers and co a tour of the paddock.
"of course, no driver wants to admit they are going to be second driver but we agreed that who ever won the season this year, would defend the next. it's not my time yet, but it is charles's year, one way or another we are getting that championship."
charles frowned, "we still get to fight on track don't we?" he asked sebastian. the german nodded, "of course, it would be quite boring if it was you winning all season wouldn't it?"
"then let's bring that championship home," bianca said. the team smiled at each other before they stepped away from each other to do their respective tasks. peter's shouts could be heard as he left arguing with isaiah, the older brunette simply sighing exasperatedly. harley left with carlos, the two talking about the changes they would need to make to their strategy now. sebastian ran off, late for a team principal press interview.
charles looked at bianca, "dinner?"
bianca looked taken aback, "tonight?"
"i was thinking next week actually," charles joked. bianca laughed, "don't make me regret this leclerc."
"you won't," charles confidently said as bianca walked away. she turned around and was met with sight of charles smiling brightly at her. she shook her head before leaving to find her dad and sister.
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america's sweethearts are reunited at last! (peter's girlfriend is very much real people)
anything to meet lewis hamilton, even watching cars go in odd shapes
i think i'm lost. dad (stephen) come pick me up i'm scared
netflix where are you? the stars of the season have arrived
he looks lost, someone help him out
bianca stark-potts posted new stories
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dinner...
sam wilson BIANCA STARK-POTTS WHO IS THAT MAN?
bucky barnes I WASN'T AWARE YOU HAD TIME TO DATE WHILE TRAVELING SO MUCH
natasha romanoff i feel betrayed for some reason? why was i not made aware of this?
clint barton what's going on?
sam wilson BABY STARK WENT ON A DATE WITH SOME MAN!
harley keener if i speak-
scott lang what do you know keener?
harley keener all i know is a bet was made after china's quali...i will not say more...i wish to live
wanda maximoff you people have been screaming at her to get a date for ages and when she does you act overprotective? i don't understand any of you.
hope van dyne aren't you people a little too old to be this invested in her love-life. especially bucky?
bucky barnes I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM ONLY 106! I'M QUITE YOUNG COMPARED TO THOR AND LOKI.
america chavez I KNOW SOMETHING YOU PEOPLE DON'T! I AM THE SUPERIOR ONE!
bianca stark-potts america, i swear to god if you open your mouth i'm taking your enzo woofstappen privileges away.
america chavez i'll shut up. i love enzo.
sam wilson what's his name? nationality? d.o.b? give us everything on him.
bucky barnes we say this because we care, not because we're nosy.
steve rogers they're nosy, i genuinely care. and why isn't tony freaking out over this yet?
joaquin torres oh i see, when i was having a genuine dilemma the other day, i was told this group chat was for emergencies only. i guess emergencies are ignored when you want to be nosy.
sam wilson jesus christ, who added all of you people? this was supposed to be a fun group chat. not one full of whining
peter parker it's called avengers (no trauma version) everyone deserves to be here for a good time
sam wilson there's my answer.
kate bishop i'm here for a good time not a long time
clint barton kate we've talked about this...
tony stark THAT FUCKER HID MY PHONE FROM ME! BIANCA MARIA STARK-POTTS WHO THE FUCK IS THAT MAN? WHO DID YOU GO ON A DATE WITH?
bianca stark potts te-he
kate bishop cute shoes
bianca stark-potts thanks! cute date too.
harley keener i'm going to tell them
bianca stark-potts don't you fucking dare keener! i'll take your lab privileges
harley keener i will no longer be speaking
sam wilson BIANCA! YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHO IT IS!
bianca stark-potts it's a first date samuel, i'm not marrying the guy. calm down.
bucky barnes WE DESERVE ANSWERS STARK!
bianca stark-potts *stark-potts, put some respect on my mother's name
tony stark BIANCA YOU WILL TELL US WHO IT IS NOW!
natasha romanoff i don't think his poor heart can handle this stress bianca, you have to tell us.
bianca stark-potts no, i like having something to myself. if it becomes something serious i'll tell you guys, but for now it's just dating, nothing serious.
wanda maxmioff second date soon?
bianca stark-potts maybe? we'll see, nights not over yet
steve rogers well, as long as your safe with him, i don't care who he is.
bianca stark-potts thanks steve, i promise you guys will be the first to know if it becomes something else, when i'm ready to tell any of you.
stephen strange you people are all nuisances
america chavez and yet you still won't leave the group chat
stephen strange any time i try someone keeps adding me back
peter parker i'm doing god's work out here
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scuderiaferrari AND THAT'S ANOTHER WHAT? THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR FERRARI HERE IN MIAMI! MATER AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN WIN AGAIN!
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📍 scuderiaferrari carlos ily but for the sake of the plot, you have to be mater. no one exudes lightning mcqueen energy quite like charles does
↳ carlossainz55 at least i'm not getting called sid like you do with max or crash and eddie like lando and oscar.
↳ maxverstappen1 why the hell am i getting dragged into this? i wanted nothing to do with this
↳ landonorris i still don't get the crash and eddie joke...
username this is a straight up violation on charles and carlos
pierregasly if anything i'm mater, i'm charles's best friend.
↳ scuderiaferrari not anymore pear
landonorris i knew i made the right choice sending you those lightning leclerc memes
↳ charles_leclerc THAT WAS YOU? NORIZZ WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
↳ landonorris hey isaiah_atkins one of your driver's just threatened me, are you going to let him get away with this?
↳ isaiah_atkins charles, we've talked about this. you can't threaten other drivers in public.
↳ landonorris so he can do it in private?
↳ isaiah_atkins only if it's his brother. i have no say in that one.
america_chavez does this make sebastian doc hudson?
↳ samwilson tony is guido, the ferrari superfan
↳ tonystark man fuck you sam
↳ samwilson hey isaiah_atkins look at this guy!
↳ isaiah_atkins i am on his payroll, i cannot say anything against this but tony for the love of god, set an example for the rest of the team.
username seeing a bunch of grown men argue over a children's movie is hilarious to me
username peter parker is chaotic neutral
↳ username nah, that twink is chaotic chaotic. he's up there with fernando on the chaos scale.
↳ harleykeener lol peter had been twinkified by the internet, this is hilarious
↳ username you're a twink too keener. no one is safe from this.
↳ username bucky barnes gives himbo energy, steve rogers too.
↳ username don't forget scott lang and thor!
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¡leclerc-s speaks!
did you really think i wasn't going to make at least one cars reference in this fic? feel free to correct me if my imola ferrari 1-2 knowledge is wrong, i looked it up and i couldn't find another ferrari 1-2 at imola. this isn't knowledge i know off the top of my head. MONACO GP YOU'RE UP NEXT BABY!
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this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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