a stranger on a couch - a kollok fanfic
chapter 1 - "a strange man"
summery - when a strange man suddenly appers on mallory's couch, the kollok radar doesn't know what to do about him or someone kicked the driver out of the driver seat and now he is apart of the story he was telling
word count: 1144
This isn’t supposed to be happening
Something is wrong
The story is wrong
What happened
“Hey you awake yet '' Billy said looking down at the strange man lying down on the couch. He had tried snapping his fingers in front of the man but he was still asleep. He walked around the living room frantically wondering what he was supposed to do.
“So none of you guys know who he is, isn’t he what, special like you guys” malloys voice can be heard from the far end of the room, scared at the strange man who just appeared on his couch.
“No he’s not … not every random person has powers like us” mickey said sitting down opposite to the man, she had to go home soon her dad might be worried.
Billy once again snapped his fingers rapidly in front of the man hoping for some kind of response but nothing came.
The man had short blond hair that was brushed to the side and a trimmed beard, he wore a simple black suit with a white shirt and a black tie, his facial features were scarcely similar to Billy's, a bystander would think they were related. He looked to be around his late 20s to early 30s. He was barely alive, but his breathing was irregular.
“What am I supposed to do? I don't have room for one more person” Malloy said, his voice getting shaker with every word said.
“We’ll figure it out” Mickey said, attempting to comfort Malloy, he’s the one that's going to have to deal with it.
“I’m gonna start shaking him!” Billy said walking back towards the man and his hands moving towards his shoulders, micky without missing a second ran up to Billy to hold him back. “Please, how else is he going to wake up”
“I don’t think shaking him would work”
“No, I agree with Billy, we need answers and he will probably give it to us,” Malloy added, wanting to see some results.
Micey, fighting a losing battle, calmly let go of Billy as he rushed towards the man, lifting him up and rapidly shaking him. As Billy kept shaking him, the man's eyes slowly opened up until Billy was satisfied and dropped the man back onto the couch. The man is now fully awake.
“See, I knew it would work,” Billy said, turning towards Mickey with pride in his voice.
The man slowly sat up looking around him, rubbing the back of his head. He glanced at everyone present in the room until his focus was on Billy baker.
“What did you do?” he said, his voice shaking, almost scared towards Billy.
“Hey I didn’t do anything, your the one who just appeared on Malloys couch” billy said defensively
“Roll- '' the man's mouth moved to reply but he stopped himself from saying anything. He moved into a more comfortable position as he wrapped his arms around his body while looking down at the floor as his mouth curled in on itself.
“So um hey, I’m Malloy Jenkins you might have heard of my dad, you seemed to have appeared on my couch” Malloy moved slowly closer towards the man hiding his fear within his voice.
The man kept looking at the floor and back to the people in the room and back at the floor, making no attempts to continue the conversation. He kept trying to move his body back, trying to hide from the curious eyes of the group.
“So … um what's your name?” Malloy continued talking.
Hearing the direct question, the man quickly looked at Malloy, looking surprised at the question. His mouth slowly opened but closed as quickly as it opened.
“I- don’t know” was all the words the man could muster.
“Do you know who you are?” Billy asked, wanting to contribute
“I do but…” the man stopped himself from saying more.
“Man this is too weird, I mean a guy just appeared in my living room” Malloy walked backwards visibly showing how scared he was of the man.
“I got it, what if we give you a name” Billy interjected, killing the silence. This idea had gotten the man’s attention as he looked surprised at Billy's comment.
“I do not need another name billy baker” the last part slipped out of his mouth, as now Malloy’s full attention was back at the man and Billy took a few steps away from the man.
“How do you know my name?” realising his mistake, he looked back down onto the floor struggling to speak.
“It's hard to explain, but I know more then you would think”
“How!?”
“I can’t explain it”
“Don’t worry i’ll believe you” the man's eyebrow raised at Billy's response, curious about Billy's reaction.
Billy has seen a lot of stuff. If anyone was going to believe this strange man it would be Billy or anyone apart of the kollok radar, there was stuff he had never considered to exist until the radar was formed.
“I know what you have been through, all of you, Malloy, MickEy, Embeth, Laura, I am not someone you should be afraid of, I know your story Billy Baker” his words came out like fiction, the group didn’t know what to think, if he was even telling the truth or not. They weren't expecting the man to know their names, Billy took a few steps back and Mickey moved to be next to Billy hovering over him.
“And why should we believe you?” Mickey chimed in, confronting the man in a defensive state, she moved closer to the man almost towering over him, as if Billy and Malloy left the room.
“I understand how you wouldn’t believe me, but please, something is wrong and I need your help” the man begged, he begged to the group. The previous fear from the group changed to confusion, as micky gave the man some room to breath
“Well you came to the right place sir, the Kollok radar is the best help you can get” Malloy said with pride, not understanding how serious this situation is.
“Guys we shouldn’t trust him, not yet” Mickey said, turning towards Malloy, slightly forgetting the man was still in the room.
“I understand how you wouldn’t trust me but please I need help. I don't know who else to go to” the man said with a hint of disgust like the sentence itself was unknown to him, he looked back down at the ground feeling his mouth with his hand.
At this moment Malloy moved towards the man and Mickey took a few steps back, they were speechless. They gave each other a look as micky mumbled something under her breath and pointed to the hallway.
“Excuse us for a moment” Mickey said, the man didn’t have time to respond as they all ran down the hallway.
A.N i had this fanfic in my docs for a while and now that i see that people are actually interested in kollok stuff, why not post it, its not beta read cause we die like men in this house, anyways so the chapter list might be all over the place so please don't mind that i have no idea what i am doing, anyways i will try my best to keep this upload regural but i will try
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Sewing Circle Participants
Sewing Circle Participants
Thank you to everyone who participated in sewing the rhinoceros! We could never have finished it without you. You are forever in our hearts.
Deanna Cruise back
Juliana Pennington shoulder
Yue Yang Caigla Zou back
Yuen (Jessica) Chen back
Kelly White shoulder
Athena Johns leg
Antoinette Barton head
Erica Lipshultz rump
Marc Fletcher back left foot
Siobhan Cassidy front right leg
Elisa Li head
Harry Yu head
Beth Thomas snout
Erica Barajas forehead
Vivian Romney shoulder
Zoe Walker head
Amy Khalmann rear flank
Alina Hayes feet
Janice Wood rear flank
Barb Bakun head
Andi Wong rear flank
Sarah Stein back, thigh
Chloe Marrinstein head, foot, outline, da booty
Sadie Marrinstein thigh
Amanda H. Johnson head, foot, outline
Kaila Wood head, foot, outline
Leah Johnson head, foot, outline
Ani Mukerji back leg
Inka Mukerji back leg
Winnie Ding rear flank
Jennifer White back feet
August White back feet
Neve Schmitt head
Michelle Schmitt head
Sigrid foot
Leah Anderson foot
Mary Kenny rump
Isle Oritt rump
Olga back leg
Dustin rhinobum!
Linnea Furlog head
Pam Deluco rear leg, haunch, elbow, letters
Jeff Thomas back
Bryan Barkley rear
Mary Wheeler back top flank
Teri Gardiner tail hair, rump, belly, ridge of back
Robin Hill rump
Darcy Padilla stomach
Emily Clark-Krasner rear
Yuen Chen leg
Jodi Connelly back
Noah Greene belly
Ryan Meyer belly and back
Arielle Rebek belly
Muzi LaRowe eyes
T. Blackmon bottom
Bettina Pauley tail
Allyson Feeney rump
Mark Baugh-Sasaki back foot
Dox Lorax haunch
Kelli Rae rump
Cesar Rubio unknown
Ho Yan Nip unknown
Frank Merritt all over, circles, edges, hindquarters, shoulder, rump, dark purple bottom edge of shoulder armor, behind the ear
Kim Miskowicz rump, right foot, rear/rump
Julia Langer buttocks
Jonathan Coignard buttocks
Suzanne Gore haunch
Kelly Wang from hip to buttock
Steve Rasmussen rear leg
Bob Rocco rump
Odysseus Wolken upper rump
Juliette Langley lower rump
Fehim Haelzic crown/forehead
Leyla Haelzic crown/forehead
Tanja Gels head
Lisa Ekstrom from right leg, forehead
Eva Walker front leg
Sara Wright eye
Karrie Hovey shoulder
M. Dym a wrinkle on the head
Amy M. Ho front foot, forehead
Dave Lyons just below eye
Mel Day forehead
Heather Peters ear
Helen Hiebert butt
Alyssa Casey neck, horn
Vanessa Gingold rump
Mary V. Marsh front right toe, ear
Antonio Guerra letra C
Jenny Phillips hands
Ingrid Rojas Contreras hoof
Maia Wachtel lines on the back
Roli Douglas the top line
Noga Wizansky rump
Suzanne Forester border line
Cindy Steiler face
Alexa Boromo behind
Amber Hoy back
Melody Dalton back
Cheyenne Dalton rear feet
Elizabeth Boyne ear
Teddy Midler front foot
Drew Cameron face
Cathy DeForest front left hoof
Leah Korican face
Mayumi Hamanaka r - text
Dana Zed shoulder
Erin Sheanin knee
Alisha Funkhouser front foot
Debbie Walker unknown
Nancy Marriner tail
Summer Om face
Eraden Wordal Chesh face
Isle Oritt knee
Mary Grace Tate toe
Sophia Auen face
April Marriner tail
Charlotte Semmes snout
Andre Chevonier foot
Jane Cassidy foot
Kellen Rhoda foot
Meiasha Gray border
Samantha Bankston back foot
Winship Varnes hindquarters
Miranda McFarland belly
Susan Paigen nose
Kevin Holmes ear
Jackie Wallowheng plants
Beta Heist Morello edge
Elaine Todd nose and edge near nose
Lori Chambers back foot
Mickie McCormic foot scales
Jeremy Logan ear hair
Brook Craddock mythical horn!
Morning Hullinger toe jam back foot, shoulder flank, final inner
C.C. Chaya scales
Lolli Jacobsen back
Sarah Crews rump
Connie Burket ears
Debbie Divine rear leg
Martha Rhea hindquarters
Donna Sandberg along the top of the back shoulder and letter H
Pam Morgan back
Ruth Cathcard Rake front leg and letter R
Gretchen Boyum front leg, front foot
Rachel Butler front leg
Lucy Butler front leg
Bill North butt, ground, back right foot
Caroline Stoll head
April Engstrom back right leg/hip
Connie Wilson close to face
Gloria Gonzalez hind foot
Judy Nease chin
Alleigh Weems horn
Lyndsi Weems back foot
Karla Prickett rump
Jennifer Baker back
Kent Manske spots
Susan Tuoley back foot and butt
Susan Paigen nose
Christina Steinbrecher pfrandt (lower leg)
Yeqi Song legs
Yuan Luo legs
Jenny Chin (Kuan-Jen) legs
Jingying Liang back leg
Jianguyin Reng back leg
Beth Abdallah back flank
Rebecca Redman back leg
Michael Seidel kidney lining
Rita Hsing head
Sandy Lee back
Chelsea Herman back
Marie Kidd right front foot
David Kidd right front foot
Amy Whitcomb rump
Bob Carpenter nose
Barbara Carpenter nose
Cynthia Beecher ear
Leteb Beecher ear
Susan Sweet ear
CK Itamura hamhock
Dionne Thornton front left foot, butt edge
Robert Wuilfe da booty
Gina Ching front foot
Jordan Juel front foot
Anne Ingraham front foot
Michelle Waters butt
Elizabeth Addison foot
Lydia Nakashima Dagarod shoulder
Linda Joy Kettwinkel snout
Peggy George butt
Maryly Snow scales
Zelisa back end
Scott Partch back end
Chin Cox head
Hada Marshall Booth head
Eduardo Arenas leg
Luna Gomez head
Sauita Patel gog (back)
Brian Lease back leg
Islonia Hasbrim frente
Guadalupe Portillo espalda
Queen Krubally back
Bridget McCraken back
Margaret Coston back
Kathleen Murphy belly
Julie Grigoryan ear
Joyce Subel border
Yatit Maidorh head
Omer head
Alon head
Rooek head
Eli head
Posja Mahushwai neckline
Talia nose
Ella ear
Jonathan nose
Nancy Brunn back
Sabina Brunn ears
Judith Fast back
Lindsey Stoll hoof
Emily Marks head
Victor Vargas chin
Britt-Marie Alon horn
Al Bloch horn
Alyssa Flores horn
John Hoffmeyer border
Madison Cockrum head
Anthony Murillo border
Sheri Simons front legs
Emily Matherson face
Hana Jones hoof (back foot)
Angela Kirchebel bottom left corner border,
small area of right foot, scales
Adele Etcheverry Sheets upper border rear and rear of Rhino
Leslie Jurado back leg, hoof scales
Jaime Muñoz shoulder
Aiden Ginn back leg
Sheecid Lopez border and back leg
Sophy Hock shoulder
Nancy Scott Patton rump
Hana Beaty shoulder, back leg
Eric D’Alessandro lower jaw
Betsy Copeland leg and hoof
Kylie McCloskey horn
Dellanira Carrillo butt
Jose Llamos hoof (back foot)
Timothy Clancy forehead
Kobley Benjamin Mona shoulder
Alicia Ramirez foot
Kim Green upper thigh/butt
Francesca Figone left back
Josette Stokes shoulder
Mercedes Yatta foot
Luis Medina booty
Shane Geoge face (under eye)
Ellen Baird foot
Daria Booth shoulder
Adria Davis backside
Johnny Bruno back foot
Brianna Warren leg
Adrienne Glatz forehead
Mallory Frucha bum
Kelly Weber front and back legs
Carissa Duggan booty
Jasmin Gonzalez foot
Francis Newsom rear end
Shari Maxson Hopper shoulder
Veronica Brenck butt
Marie Fox rump, front foot, back foot
Chloe Taylor root
Marissa Winslow rump/tail
Shai Porath head
Linda Bea Miller tummy
Tom Seoul rump
Kathleen Ritchie unknown
Sue Bottom front leg
Lisa Chu forehead
Anne Ingraham hind foot
Chris Voisard rump
Jane McLaughlin front foot
Malinda Thompson rear leg
Mallory Nomura Saul tusk and back
Judy Shintani tummy and rump
Kevin Austin top of nose, bottom of horn
Claudia Molley top of head, behind ear
Kate Oltmann butt
Amanda Bosma wrinkle on face
Xittaly Vasquez back leg
Emily Murray torso wrinkle
Julia Albo border
Miriam Hassman neck/face
Ryan Patton back left leg
Alexa Weber chin and left front leg
Jiovanny Soto forehead
Jenny Harp lower back
Steven Garen nose/head
Tallulah Terryl leg
Johanna Arnold back
Sean Olson muzzle
Emma Spertus back
Chris Challans loin, belly
Susan Kanowith-Klein rump
Christina Aumann eyelashes and forehead
Ruth Souza misc dorsal area
Phuong Pham booty
Laurie Crogan shoulder-scales
Lorna Turner armpit
Eva Hausam chin wavy lines
David Reiman shoulder
Lanqin Wang forehead
Camryn Travis belly
Jennifer Munnings eye/cheek
Brooke Sommers belly
Katie Gallagher ribs
Sariah Gonzalez forehead
Anthony Isenhour shoulder
Berenika Boberska the bottom!
Taylor Hoogsteden hip
Carmina Ellison sideburns
Nicole McHale shoulder blade
Preeva Tramiel back leg
Jessica Bernhardt front leg
Milldrid Thompson ear
Sharon Robinson front leg
Timiza Wagner back leg
Bobbie Jeffery rear of body
Joanne Landers ear
Sylvia Stanger front leg
Paula Landers back leg
Charlotte Jacobs front leg
Mavis Brown front shoulder
Cheryl Batrato haunch
Kathy Goldmaker shoulder
Liz Matthews back leg above the foot
Sailee Pawar back leg
Andrea Fleiner belly
Marina Taniform leg
Andres Taniform leg
Rose Nguyen ribs
Marco Chavez ribs
Lily May Larson cheek
Rachel Williamson back leg
Cheryl Zuur above the eye
Kathy Willis hindquarters
Martha White hindquarter
Artemis Koren head
Anika Sykora tummy
Irene Floyd hindquarter
Ming Zhou head
Max Koren front leg
Dinah Irino ear
Maya leg
Morgan Carter head
Ava Kasim the hinney
Isabella Anderson back
Ian Kussi-Gillu shoulder
Viyada Satyapan upper front back
Mahvash Salehpour back hip
Christina Bayley back foot
Pam Schwartz left leg
Lynn Koolish back leg
Sandra Duncan front hoof
Emily Rosenberg right leg
Gina Dixon back leg
Tamara Sommerfield neck
Diana R. Reton rear leg
Candace Kling shoulder
Cindy Jacomette head
Nicki Hitz Edison front leg
Toru Sueto front left leg
Jeanne Sueto under eye, along lower jaw
Linda Goss rear hip
Kim Meuli Brown back ribs
Michael Chin chin
Kasla Melton right back leg (pierna derecha)
Vanessa Herrera right back thing
Wendy Brown back leg
Jack Fleig front leg
Amanda Fleig front leg
Shobitha belly
Sasha back
Marilyn rear haunch
Caden Jo Hartdegen head/neck
Yolanda Araujo unknown
Meredith Payn unknown
Tiffany Hartdeger unknown
Richard cheek
Hanna Peacock shoulder
Juan Manuel Gutierrez rear hip
Paola Valencia head
Jesus Castillo head
Diego Barregan shoulder
Hernandez Irvin belly
Cindy Simmons cheek
Ginna Sierra upper leg
Carole Walters-Cook face
Angela Etsey back leg and thigh
Victor Navarro IV V neck
Elizabeth Finkler ear
Jennifer Lu lower tummy
Kylee Dougherty neck
Jada Wong stomach
Kerwin Azores back knee
Hugo Jimenez head
Becca Wong neck
Breanna Estrada unknown
Candaces Perrault shoulder
Kevin Liu belly and front of leg plates
Michael Huang Mil back leg
Natalie Diazza chin hairs
Eliza Villa dorsal neck
Steve Dellicalpini in that neck tho!
Michelle van Eyken right flank
Leslie McLaughlin shoulder circles
Angela Acosta front leg
Allison Acosta front shoulder circle
Rebecca Bui upper back leg
Barbara Post back foot
Irene Caravajal back leg
Gabrielle Koizumi neck
Clayton Bavor front leg
Ava Eui front leg
Judy Diamond upper shoulder
Mhanna Kutras front leg
Liam neck
Leona neck
Leana Olliffe stomach
Patti Samuelson right leg
A. Manley neck plates
Donna King right shoulder
Becky Leech right hindquarters
Raymond Mueller front left leg
Timmy shoulder
Asher Fleig front leg
Julia back leg
Nicole B chest
L. Hum hind leg
Alice Schwegman shoulder
Gail Blackmarr unknown
Christina Truong neck
June Dao scale
Ellie Reese a rear leg
Susan L. Goranson left rear leg
Marci Ariagno breast shield
Maya unknown
Diane Mestu head
Claudia Havah back leg
Mickey Guffin right upper hind leg
Annalise Sailen unknown
Jennifer Schaeffer front right leg
Mia rear leg
Joe Ranish right shoulder
Ann Ranish rear leg
Anthony left leg
Leslie Nobler neck
Anne Trickey back leg
Maris Kaplan neck fold and front shoulder
Paula Bohan neck fold
James Brooks neck
Amanda Briggs back right foot
Andrew Briggs back right foot
Miriam Briggs back right foot
Willow Yamaden cheek
Sarah Bartman neck
Bridget McMahon flank
Amy Brown jowl
Vanessa Dion Fletcher jowl
Denera Gains unknown
Justin Gains unknown
Kurt Salinas stomach/inner thigh
Randall Harrison upper mid bicep
Ivy Moya back foot
Pam Lonero breast plate
Molly Olsen Roush shoulder/neck area
Brook Olsen Roush shoulder/neck area
Susie Miller Roush shoulder/neck area
Reyhon Ertekin unknown
Torres Leck shoulder
Anna Banancks shoulder
Emily van Engel front leg
Silvia Eckert cheek
Davis Watson breastplate
Debachree Ghosh breastplate
Jessica Jane Jennings cheek
Kimberly Ann Piper shoulder
Alisa Murray cheek
Jennifer Hill breastplate
Susan Ady cheek
Chris Washburn neck
Janet Ady flank
Louise Horkey border
Nupur Kamat front shoulder
Tamela Holmes ear
Tameyah Holmes cheek
Ruth Tabancay upper leg
Teddy Midler shoulder
Jerry Majors Patterson cheek area
Susan Afell eye area
Elaine Todd neck
Senator Jordan cheek
Meadow unknown
Lori Chambers neck
Josephine Tumova neck
Fynn Tuma chest
Diana Dominguez chest
Jason Godeke neck
Cristina Mathews belly and front right leg
Jody Alexander neck, chest
Elaine Todd belly circles
Raquel Marquez belly
Josslyn Robles chest
Rhea Rynearson shoulder
Valerie Frey shoulder
Aidan Parker shoulder, right shoulder
A. Parker right shoulder
Seraphine Ries belly
Lid. C. belly
Jamelie whiskers
Carolyn Schneider upper shoulder
Josh Morsell lower front shoulder
Lia V. Wilson middle breast
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