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gerardwaist · 1 year
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get her a butternut squash for valentine's day
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cod-dump · 3 months
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Ghost, talking to the newbies: Now, normally, I'd wear eye protection on the range. I normally do. But Sergeant MacTavish--
Ghost: *holds up a mangled pair of safety glasses* --destroyed this pair the other day by tryin' to heat 'em up. With a blow torch.
Soap: Ye seriously givin' me the blame fer that?
Ghost:
Ghost: Yep.
Soap: Lt thought he could dry 'em off wit' a blow torch.
Ghost: T'be fair, they ARE dry!
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idol ink and their biggest fan who always seems to get pictures with them...
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54prowl · 6 months
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navigator 🍊
twt | ig | ko-fi | event
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w1lmuttart · 1 year
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Omake that keeps me up at night redraw 🕺✨
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chirpos-pencil · 7 months
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Bullying the bed? Not cool, Makoto!
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martyrbat · 1 year
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[ID: Batman being placed in the microwave because he's cold. END ID]
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xenomorphicdna · 4 months
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@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point
Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much
Peace and love among my rw ocs
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emberglowfox · 8 months
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people keep saying "everyone has the ugly dash now" i dont. simply be built better.
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plantboiart · 2 months
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plagg-wants-cheese · 2 years
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Eddie "reads the instructions" Munson vs Steve "fuck the instructions" Harrington
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2 am and my npmd rotted brain is even more incoherent than usual but like... max explicitly saying that he views grace as "forbidden fruit", and while not said out loud, that is clearly also how grace views max... in christian doctrine, adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit and became sinful and unintentionally doomed the rest of humanity with original sin... grace having sex with max, tasting her forbidden fruit and becoming sinful and taking it upon herself to doom the rest of sinful humanity (well, dirty dudes, but she clearly doesn't have extreme qualifications for who could deserve that title)
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flamemons · 9 months
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You should draw Flamon actually stealing/snarfing down your jerky.
hmm well i already ate all the rest of my jerky before he could get it, so i cant get a picture of that...
besides, we talked about it and i think hes gonna stop eating all my stuff now! look, he's being so polite—!
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—MOTHERFUCKER
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fuzzy-klutz · 2 months
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WOE SANLU HEADCANONS BE UPON THEE‼️🗣️
SO UHHHHH I absolutely did not mean to be (much less register that I was) inactive for so long 🥲😭 (I've been busy with work and just overall too tired most nights). As an apology, please accept the part two to my random assortment of headcanons for these two sillays 🥹🤲 (you can also check out part one here!)
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★ Sanji was always a bit smitten with Luffy, but it took until the events of Whole Cake Island for him to truly realize what exactly these feelings were. He was scared of these feelings; especially since he was still grappling with old wounds and trauma being reopened, leaving his self esteem at an all time low. Even if everyone accepted him back into the crew like nothing had happened, Sanji still would have nightmares about Luffy and the others deciding he was replaceable. He was left too terrified to even confront or acknowledge these strange feelings towards his captain (his inner voice denouncing him as "weak and unworthy of love" sounded a lot like Judge sometimes). Luffy, being the ever perceptive person that he is, confronted Sanji about his weird behavior which led to him pouring his heart out to Luffy. Luffy just smiled, and said with a voice so full of fondness and adoration: "I love Sanji too! I always have. I love all the others of course, but you're special to me. Stupid Sanji just needs to learn how to love himself too." (To Luffy; someone whose actions speak louder than words, he thought it was obvious how much he loved Sanji. Declaring he couldn't become Pirate King without Sanji was as good as a love confession to him).
★ It's no secret that Luffy gets overexcited VERY easily, especially when food is involved. Occasionally when Sanji brings him food, Luffy will get so happy that he's practically vibrating out of his seat like a big overgrown puppy. He'll try and kiss Sanji while his mouth is still full of food, and it just ends up being a slobbery mess as he tries to practically smash his face against Sanji's (much to Sanji's chargin. Fortunately, Luffy can actually be quite sweet when he wants to be when it comes to kisses) 😭
★ Luffy really likes Sanji's hair. The color reminds him of sunflowers and the way it shines when the light hits it just right mesmerizes him. The second Luffy found out about his natural wavy hair, it was over for Sanji 👹 Luffy will camp outside the bathroom while Sanji's taking a shower and immediately latch onto him the second he's done just so he can unabashedly bury his face and hands in Sanji's soft hair. He not so subtly begs Sanji to not put that "weird crusty stuff" (hair product) in his hair anymore because of how much he loves Sanji's natural hair ("It's soft and smells real good. Like flowers! Which is funny cause Sanji already looks like a pretty sunflower!").
★ Sanji is pretty touch starved so he cherishes Luffy's clingy love language more than he lets on. Even though he'll grumble and gripe about Luffy clinging to his back like a koala while he cooks, he won't actually kick him off. Of course he's more likely to kick Luffy out of the kitchen after one too many attempts to snatch food out of hot pans leads to burnt rubber fingers. But after the timeskip, more often than not Luffy is content most days to just enjoy Sanji's presence without any fuss; laying his chin on the cook's shoulder while he watches him do what he loves most. Seeing Sanji so happy and in his element makes him happy (some days though, any slightest touch repulses Sanji. It makes his skin crawl and he can't help but flinch as if expecting to be hit. Luffy recognizes when Sanji is having one of his "no touch" days, and although it makes him sad, he'll keep his distance because Sanji's smile is more important to him 🫂💕).
★ Luffy values Sanji's kindness above all else rather than his appearance when it comes to loving him, but he still thinks Sanji is one of the prettiest people he knows and will not hesitate to blurt it out at the most random (and embarrassing) moments. Sanji will just huff, face flushed in embarrassment, and pinch Luffy's cheek while grumbling that he's quite pretty himself when he's not covered in dirt and food grease (Sanji actually thinks Luffy can be kinda hot sometimes, especially when he's angry and serious, but he's taking that terribly embarrassing thought straight to the grave with him).
★ Another one of Luffy's love languages is gift giving. Everytime they visit an island, he'll bring back all sorts of weird and interesting animals and plants back to Sanji to see if anything is edible (he also just enjoys hearing Sanji excitedly info dump about the different ways to cook things). Luffy will also bring back other little gifts like flowers (mostly weeds), rocks, funny looking leaves, and (unfortunately) bugs and leave them on Sanji's hammock like a pleased cat bringing back his kill. His all time favorite gift to bring Sanji though is those spiral snail shells ("Cause they remind me of you!"). Sanji keeps every single one in a small treasure chest with the rest of his belongings ✨
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bamsara · 2 years
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I spent so much money on food just to eat it 😔
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Midsummer Nights : Gorgug and Fig
I remember a hundred hundred faces and the thousand selves given back,
I remember a hundred hundred hands that held me to ask themselves but not themselves, to see themselves say "I love you" from their own mouths when theirs remain sown shut
When I was only a few weeks old, I was taught that there are always six points in a circle that perfectly defines it
Six and Six again to contain infinity
I remember my six points well, even when there was never enough light for me to reflect their incandescence
TOM SNOUT (Gorgug):
Little boy genius, in heart and body and mind, I cannot see your soul from behind your grime-gristle goggles, but I wonder if you felt less alone when I gave back your nerves
A spark in your heart, a brilliance in your mind, the sun pouring from your hands bound into rope
Thank you for reaching out, for holding on beyond what your arms can reach
Yet, you are a wall betwixt your own passions, will you find the crack that crumbles into a door to let you meet yourself for the first time?
You held me gently when I shattered, I only wish you could hold yourself in turn, jagged edges and all, light skipping between the spires
They compliment you for your brilliant mind, but it is only one part of you
Your heart beats and your blood rushes, You are enough and more
NICK BOTTOM (Fig):
Star of the show, burning brightly as you are made the butt of the joke, I see the span of infinite mirrors in the wetness of your eyes
Within pooling tears reflected are every visage you have worn, every person you don, every confession bared in cloaked sincerity
I don't know who to give back to you as you behold me, I laugh with your voice and yet I hear thirty more voices underneath sobbing
You tear off your own head for masks that snag on your horns
Oh daughter of excess, you swallow your words hoping that the lies cradle you, but you are what you eat and the truth bursts from your skin like awkward hairs poking through ill-fitting clothes
Why is sincerity the one excess you cannot tolerate? You have been burned before, but you are the hungering flame
It is your birthright to indulge
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