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sapphicweisz · 4 months
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Mirandy:
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more-than-ideas · 1 year
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Pete Dunn
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riskayiddies · 5 months
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somebody call the bus!!!!
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cerseis-fav-maiden · 1 year
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A/N: I’m feelin some angst comfort today soooo I’m gonna write this tho no one asked for it lol
Oh ok….going home?
Melissa Schemmenti x FemReader
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(Not my gif)
You and Melissa had been dating for about 5 months now but this was your first Valentines with her you were so excited you were gonna take flowers to her at Abbott and some pasta you made…plus you decorated the whole house…she always loved that you enjoyed cooking as well you get all dolled up and get onto your car heading to Abbott then you text her about your arrival because she hates surprises and she has a new kid who’s really rowdy so she’s most likely stressed
You: Hey mel I brought you lunch I’m almost there your in the kitchen right?
🩵mel🩵 : I am.
You: okie!!
You begin to think you shouldn’t have done this by her response..but to late now your already flowers in your purse and pasta in hand… you walk in immediately greeted by Barbara who adores you “awe you brought her food on Valentines how sweet y/n!” Melissa sits grading not even acknowledging your presence you really thought she’d be excited…you slowly walk over “hi mel…” you say timidly putting the Tupperware of food next to her on the table “hm?” She responds “oh thanks you gonna go home now? Cause I have my hands full right now and I don’t need you here right now” You’ve always been sensitive but that really hurt you you being to tear up “um yeah sorry to bother you” you practically run out of the room as soon as the door shuts behind you everyone’s eyes turn to Melissa
Then out of silence barb says “Melissa Schemmenti what in gods name is wrong with you?!” Melissa scoffs “nothing? Just busy why?” Barbs turn to scoff “PLEASE LIKE YOU DIDNT JUST ENTIRELY DISMISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO DID SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU ON VALENTINES?!?” Melissa starts to think and goes “oh please I’m sure she’s fine” barb laughs “ok lemme call her” she calls me I answer clearly stuffy nose and wobbly voice “what’s up barb?” “Are you ok hunny?” “Sure, yeah it’s fine maybe she just didn’t want to talk to me on Valentines I get it it’s ok” I say crying again Mel tears up and signals for barb to hang up “ok well I’m taking her class for the rest of the day and she’s coming to you” Mel is quick out the door and in her car…
You meanwhile are at your shared home sobbing on the couch flowers on the floor in front of you you hear a car pull up and panic you don’t want her to be even more mad so you run and lock your self in the bathroom she comes in seeing all the decorations and she feels so horrible “where you at sweet girl!?” She yells into the house walking down the hall hearing you in the bathroom she stop’s outside the door “hun?” You choke out a response “yes? Are you ok?” She sighs “come out here please I’m sorry” you cry a bit “your not mad?” She tears up “no hun I’m not I promise I’ll explain I just want to hold you please I’m so sorry” you stand opening the door standing there shyly tear stained face and say “hi” she chuckles sympathetically “hi pretty girl” she reaches out but doesn’t hug you yet asking silent permission in which you nod she repeats over and over while hugging you “I’m sorry I’m so sorry” you pull away walking to the living room picking up the flowers and half heartily handing them to her she takes them “thank you baby” I smile lightly “um I hope you liked the pasta there’s more in the fridge” she tuts at you “nu uh dearie we are talking about this you can’t just let people hurt you hun” i sigh “I know Mel I just can we change into pj’s and lay on the couch first” she smiles brightly “anything you want darling”
We both change and I beat her to the couch she quickly follows pulling me into her lap “ok love I’m sorry I know I’ve said that a lot I snapped at you over stress at work something I should never do none the less on Valentines” I nod accepting her apology burying my head into her neck “ok so wanna bake together after a well deserved nap?” she asks trying to cheer you up “yes Mel that sounds perfect thank you!” You forgive her understanding her reasoning and the rest of the day is perfect…
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lockscreenlove · 16 days
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Myanna Buring as Tissaia
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weemsfreak · 8 months
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Just watched the barbie movie, I love middle aged women even more now
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sadsappysapphics · 1 year
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Two of the gayest straight women who know EXACTLY what they’re doing right now
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imean-its-just-me · 1 year
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Sooo I heard that Gwendoline Christie loooooves Sailormoon and Jimmy Choo released a collab with them....You know what that means?!😃😃
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I wanna see her in this....Any of this..(I prefer the red one)
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pigeoninabowl69 · 7 months
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FIONNA AND CAKE SPOILERS!!🗣️🗣️
WIP of my fab middle-aged couple I may or may not finish this
love 'em so so SOOO much
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stellaabrownie · 1 year
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Cate Blanchett is such a tease
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sapphicweisz · 6 months
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I finished The Devil Wears Prada book today! Honestly one of my favorite books 10/10, but I can’t get over how much different Andreas movie parallel is! I understand why they did it, PG-13 rating an all but its still so shocking. Especially how different Andrea and Miranda are towards each-other. I mean in the movie they act like borderline secret lovers in some scenes, yet in the book Miranda speaks less than Emily! (Still an amazing read though please if you love the movie read the book. FYI: you will hate Lily)
Anyways gonna draw up my interpretations of book Andrea and Miranda because the Mirandy brainrot never dies<3
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penguinooz · 19 days
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✌︎('ω')✌︎welcome to my blog!
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「☆」 shows, movies - american horror story, hannibal, what we do in the shadows, our flag means death, donnie darko, a clockwork orange, the shining, pride and prejudice, its okay to not be ok, business proposal, brokeback mountian, mysterious skins, through my window saga, bridgerton, shameless, all of us are dead.
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「☆」 animes, manga - jujitsu kaisen, jojo’s bizzare adventure, attack on titan, death note, howls moving castle, banana fish, ponyo, beastars, saiki k, neon genesis evangelion, devil man crybaby, chainsaw man, junji ito, the way of the house husband, dokyuseii.
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「☆」 video games - splatoon, animal crossing, stardew valley, undertale, fnaf, the last of us, identity v, minecraft, fortnite..😈(pls rip duos with me im GROSS.)
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「☆」 music - EVERYTHING. that sounds cliche, but anything from techno to country i will listen to!! some of my favorites are the cure, metallica, frank sinatra, david bowie, earl sweatshirt, jeff buckley, frank ocean, they might be giants, i also like k pop! some groups i stan are nct(all units), txt, riize, shinee, seventeen, zerobase1, p1harmony, and my ult bias is jaehyun from nct 127 ( ・∇・)
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p.s! i like drawing, reading, and more but this is getting super long…
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desireeeesposts · 2 months
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I SCREAMED
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cerseis-fav-maiden · 1 year
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hiii!! I saw your requests are open and you're willing to write for any Gwendoline Christie character, so I was wondering if you would be open for a Jane Murdstone x reader fic. Smut would be lovely. I don't know why but I am picturing a maid that is much less of a carpet to walk all over than the others (not necessarily openly rude, but with more sense of self worth as was normal for maids to express) Jane hates it, but also is lowkey impressed so she never fires her. Enemies to lovers vibes? with Jane being secretly really sweet to Reader in the end?
I would love if this could inspire something in you, but obviously no worries if it doesn't 🎄🎞 anon (two emojis to drastically decrease chances of it having been picked before haha)
A/N: well hello 🎄🎞 and I didnt have any anons so that’s perfect !! I’ve never seen the movie she’s from I did some research!! I hope you like the fic!! I also assumed fem reader? Also this is my first time writing smut!!
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Your Brave my dear,
I like that.
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You are a maid in the household the job wasn’t horrible just the lady of the house Mrs.Jane Murdstone hated you and you her.
You wake up and place your dress on your body making your way to the kitchen to clean the counters from breakfast when comes through the door way..Jane.. she strides in as your bending down to pick up a rag from the bottom cabinet just then she placed her foot right on the shelf. You close your eyes composing yourself grabbing the rag and standing. “Yes Mrs.Murdstone?” She scoffs “And what exactly are you doing?” You blink slowly trying not to loose it “cleaning the counters Ma’am” you state plainly hoping she’ll leave you alone. “Oh so you get the easy stuff?” She smirks at you. You smile despite being angry “No. Mrs.Murdstone I work hard just like everyone else..I just happen to have to do this as well today.” She scoffs at your defense of yourself she finds it endearing that you would dare try to defend yourself against her opinion. The last person to do that was out the door in the blink of an eye.
*hours later everyone’s finished lunch*
You are humming to yourself while sweeping the office room. Then of course in comes Jane it’s like she deliberately follows you everywhere and you hate it everyday she’s up your ass…as your dusting the desk you hear the door lock your back her you say “yes Mrs.Murdstone?” She laughs maliciously “what I can’t come visit you?” I laugh “Your welcome to ma’am…” she smirks and walks over to you you feel her presence nearly a foot behind you “do you need something? you are my boss but you need to like exit my personal space please?” She laughs again “no I don’t think I will” you go to turn around and your met with her stepping forward placing her hands on each side of you on the desk. You raise you eyebrow a slight blush on your cheeks “M-Mrs.Murdstone?” *you clear your throat* “yes? Or are you going to bitch at me for wanting to kiss you too?” You scoff blush deeper than ever betraying your angry heart “one I don’t bitch at you two..” you lean forward kissing her hard “fuck you” you spit out venom lacing your voice pulling away “ah ah ah girly” she grabs your waist hoisting you onto the desk “Jane you don’t deserve me after you picking on me you know that right?” She chuckles darkly “your brave, I like that..”
She bunches up your dress caressing your inner thigh you gasp as she attaches her lips to your neck biting then soothing with her tongue you moan slightly then grunting your wont give in to her that easy “oh don’t fight me Mrs.Y/L/N” you growl lowly as she moves your panties aside running two fingers up your slit “I thought you hated me dearie?” You whine out “oh shut up Jane” she hums giggling to herself “ok then dearest” she slides two fingers into you so easily she’s quick and rough and your a mess moaning like crazy “oh Jane don’t stop” she hushes you “shhh don’t get us caught you’ll regret it” your so close already god damn it you whisper “Jane I’m close SO DONT STOP” she chuckled playfully as your legs shake lightly she pulls her fingers out and you whine “damn you” you breathily respond she places her fingers in her mouth “and damn you too darling” you try to stand to defend yourself but have to hang onto the desk you grumble loudly “struggling dear?” You snap “n-no” she snickers “ok then you better meet me in my chambers after dinner I need my bed changed please?” you sense sweetness in her tone “yes ma’am” she grabs your chin gently and kisses your cheek “good girl” she then briskly composed her self and left. you try to tell yourself you hate her but your weak legs and hope for later tonight shows something else something new��.
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