#midnight shitposting

[that1overthere]

Its raining so much, it's going to flood!! -> Negative thinking

Its raining so much, it's like i'm in ferenginar!! -> Positive thinking

Its legit flooding where i'm at tho, Quark help me

#flood advisory warning #star trek #ferengi #ferenginar #midnight shitposting #walking in the rain and thought “omg its like im walking in Ferenginar” and legit made my day 100% better #quark #hwlp me

[legitimatesatanspawn]

The youngest and oldest members of the Fellowship:

Pippin: Youngest at 28. Unless you count Bill the Pony who can be anywhere between 4 and 25.

Gandalf: Oldest existence, unless you count physical age only. Then its a potential tie or maybe even getting beaten out by Legolas who can be anywhere between 500 and 4000.

Everyone else for the record:

Aragorn: 87

Frodo: 50

Samwise: 38.

Gimli: 139

Boromir: 40

Merry: 36

If we count Smeagol: 578

So the longest lived mortal is potentially Smeagol at 578. The youngest 100% is Bill the Pony.

#the lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrin took #gandalf #olorin #gimli #legolas #aragorn #boromir #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #smeagol #gollum #bill the pony #character ages #midnight shitposting #1 am thoughts

[atorionsbelt]

royjamie kiss deleted scene perhaps..?

#midnight shitposting #ted lasso #phil dunster #brett goldstein #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #ted lasso bts #op

[koks-kino]

idk i'm not sleeping

#midnight shitposting #einstürzende neubauten

[trashbirdthoughts]

This user is just a bunch of pigeons piloting a mech suit.

#birds #bird #pigeon #pigeon coos #furry pigeon #mech suit #queer #i’m so tired #midnight shitposting

[williamdies]

I think people dont talk enough about worms!!Like can us--.... i mean some worms have a little more appreciation? Thank you :] !!!!

Yes yes

#worm #worms #tiny rope creatures #forbidden spaghetti noodle #i am not a worm i swear #i am so tired #midnight shitposting

[witheredwisps]

Scottish Fold mask! (Scar optional) Just a little midnight boredom!

#therian #therian mask #therian gear #scottish fold #mask design #midnight shitposting

[happyliving-blog]

"Pain will leave you once it has done teaching you"

But first, you have to recognise its hold on you, and make positive changes to your life, only then the possibility of freedom from pain arises.

#desiblr #philosophy #midnight shitposting

[spellbooking]

this is Lance

this is his boyfriend

they kith

#bg3 #nu.txt #midnight shitposting #otp: sunpierce the armor #they make me insane #oc: lance winterbourne

[oscillatewildleey]

ik it may seem crazy and controversial for most of y’all and i apologize in advance for that but i CRAVE a love story like pamela anderson and tommy lee’s so much bc i know i will never get to experiment that wild passionate type of love and yes i know i shouldn’t be sayin this bc he was terrible for her and all that videotape shit makes me so angry but i just wish i could find someone who’d love me in that pure, crazy, wild, deranged, hopeless, limitless way just as he loved her…

#shitposting #midnight shitposting #tw vent #vent blog #vent tag #personal vent #cw vent #ventgore #love vent #pamela anderson #tommy lee #motley crue #pamela and tommy #80s music #sorry i have brainrot

[that1overthere]

Guess what movie I just watched

#re animator #im going insane #I just saw it cuz it has Jeffery Combs in it (Weyoun) and now im obsessed #Watched it with my bf and now were BOTH obsessed #midnight shitposting #Herbert west #reanimator 1985 #picmix

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Sometimes while rapidly skimming the internet I have to play a game I call "Lawyer, Nobility, or Vampire?" with uncolored images. Usually this is played with manhwa, otome games, or dark fantasy settings. More common with fanart, honestly, since the lines blur there between AUs and themed costumes.

Why am I bringing it up? I thought I spotted Alucard. Nope. It was Miles. They don't even look that much alike, brain...

Not using the actual fanart I saw to make this mistake but this at least shows why the brain was able to connect these two characters together. In spite of how little they really look alike...

#random thoughts #midnight thoughts #midnight shitposting #lawyer or noble or vampire #castlevania #alucard castlevania #adrian tepes #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban

[thefoldedbird]

I have not truly been able to rest since learning that four arms = four boobs.

#midnight shitposting

[koks-kino]

“i crave the existence” — ‘silence is sexy’ comment section

#midnight shitposting

[autistic-silly-bat]

I'm so tired of being a human afab person. Fuck school I wanna be a teenage vampire!!

#vampyr #vampire #vamp #shitpost #midnight shitposting

[greendeanwinchester]

there's just something about beanpole characters. I could just give them a nice hug, or I could snap their spine in half

#sam winchester #i need more examples #midnight shitposting #beanpoles