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catparty41 · 6 months
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Oop- I forgot this last night 👀👀 anyway, I had some really good ideas for this one but had no idea how to execute it :(
hermit one day 22: shard!
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sluggy-dude · 1 year
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So every time I see those Monster energy drinks; I automatically think "there is monster cum in that tin can". (I don't have an "excuse", except being horny for monsters.)
It makes me wonder; what if some monsters had a more "extreme taste" in their mouth/tongue, genitals, holes and cum?
Personally I would probably kiss, lick and swallow them all day if they wanted me to.
Love the idea of teasing them little by little and slowly building up to them just being a whimpering overstimulated mess...
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wicked-jade · 10 months
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@allvalley100 Another Amnesty Week entry, this one for the Snake Oil prompt. Four drabbles, 100 words each. Figured I might as well use this last opportunity to write a little Silverlaw.
This is set in S4, sometime between "Match Point" and "Party Time." Instead of luring Johnny to the old dojo and beating the shit out of him, Silver tracks him down at a bar and properly introduces himself.
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Johnny stared into his glass of bottom shelf whiskey, LaRusso’s words ringing in his ears.
I need to take over our students’ training from now on…
My dojo…
What’s best for Miguel…
The fucking nerve of that arrogant little prick. As much as he hated to admit it, Kreese was right. This was inevitable. LaRusso’s turf, LaRusso’s rules. He was never gonna accept him as an equal partner. He was always gonna find some excuse to push him out.
Johnny slammed his drink and motioned to the bartender for another.
“Let me buy your next round?” a slithery voice offered.
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Johnny glanced over to find Kreese’s bridge partner sitting on the sticky barstool beside him.
“Whaddya want?” Johnny slurred, sizing him up. Didn’t look so scary to him.
How could anyone be scared of a senior citizen with a ponytail?
Silver gave him a slippery smile. “I’m afraid we weren’t properly introduced, I’m…”
“Terry Silver,” Johnny interrupted. “Or should I call you Twig?”
One of the man’s icy blue eyes twitched. Johnny smirked. “Yeah, finally realized where I’d seen you. Kreese’s old army photos.”
“We served together, yes.”
“Yeah, I don’t give a fuck. Cut the crap. Why’re you here?”
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“I heard that you and Danny-boy split up.”
The bartender set two glasses down. Johnny lifted his and gave the amber liquid a swirl.
“No shit, Sherlock. Pretty sure the whole Valley knows that by now.”
“Yes, I saw the video of your little rematch. You would’ve won, if not for that illegal move.”
“Yeah, what else is new?” Johnny seethed, taking a sip. It was top shelf, not the paint thinner he’d been drinking.
“Impressive, that you were able to take him down, half-paralyzed,” Silver smarmed.
“Why. Are. You. Here?”
“Because, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
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“Yeah, well, much as I’d love to punch the smile off LaRusso’s smarmy face, Kreese’s still Public Enemy Number One. He’s going down.”
Silver’s lips twisted in a bitter smile. “Y’know, Johnny begged me to come back. To help put Cobra Kai back on top. But the stubborn bastard’ll never change. It’s always his way or the highway. He and LaRusso have way more in common than either of ‘em would care to admit. And so do we.”
Johnny took another sip, weighing his options as he savored the smokey bite of expensive Scotch.
“So it would seem. Start talking.”
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littleguyneedstotalk · 2 months
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Man I hope you stay safe and find a community and have some of the best online experiences ever cause your a really cool dude and you deserve it.
Also just a dumbass gen z here; I remember when I was 12 and 13 and 14 I'd always see these memes about 14 year olds being weird and volatile? Not all of them were mean actually but they always confused me but around 16 I realized that for some reason, 14yrs was when a lot of self discovery and emotional development shit seemed to happen in this rlly traumatizing way?? So I guess what I'm saying is, just in case you might need the warning, your next year of middle school and fourteenth year of life might be a little more chaotic than the last so take care and be kind to yourself.
Kk condescending(genuinely sorry if this came across that way? Ignore it if you want) adult rant over, byye✌🏽
AAA THANK YOU??? i've found that the ST, Warrior cats, and WOF communities are super epic actually.
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beyoncecock · 3 months
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life hard everyone
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bloodied-hunters · 3 months
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I may have created another oc for lies of p. I was thinking a lady who who’s for some reason a part of gambling? I don’t know if Krat is would have gambling things or not. I don’t know, it’s 2:30 am again and I’m tired.
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envyadams-vs-me · 2 years
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Okay hear me out-
Pride and Prejudice + Steddie
LIKE!!
Steve being too proud to believe 'the freak' is anything but that, and Eddie believing that Steve is a selfish jerk.
But they're lives get intertwined with the kids and Steve starts to realize that Eddie isn't just a 'freak' and he's been completely enamored with him this whole time. Eddie refuses to believe that Steve is actually a good guy who genuinely loves him, it's gotta be a prank right? So he turns Steve down.
Then Dustin just won't shut up about Steve being a good guy and when Eddie is actually forced to look at the bigger picture he sees a lonely kid who's just playing a role he was forced into.
Then when the pair can hardly stand it anymore they finally end their stubbornness and come together. They're kissing and tears and maybe a few fake gags from the kids. But most importantly they're happy and I'm love.
Brb crying 😭😭
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shadowsif · 2 years
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How would the ros react to seeing the mc wearing their clothes? (In relationship stage ofc)
This is a lovely prompt and I'm sorry but I'm feeling a little weird and so if the answers are odd and confusing I'm sorry! 😭
I just hope it's not fever or sunstroke that would be just swell
Darin
Amused, warm feelings. If it’s winter or just cold and the item of clothing is a cloak, or something else to keep you warm inside the stone walls. 
“You trying to steal more from me?” Darin asks and he doesn’t mind whatever your eye has caught inside his, annoyingly, full wardrobe. 
“What have I ever stolen?” 
Darin smirks and draws you in his arms. Presses your ear against his heart. Before he can say anything like the cheesy one liner that must be on the tip of his tongue, you punch him in the side. 
In summary: 
Doesn’t mind it. The opposite infact
especially sleepwear or the like (comparable to stealing t-shirts or smth to sleep in) makes your relationship seem more real, more ‘normal’ even if it’s anything but
Especially if you are smaller and drowning in his shirts. That's the best look. (you know why)
Kallas
Are you wearing the clothes properly? Kallas is very particular about her outfits and it would be such a waste for you to rip something while climbing, jumping or whatever it is you do when you jump out of the window. Clothes should also fit the purpose and body type of the wearer. So, will ask if you are lacking proper clothes and offer to go shopping with (or without you).
“We could have matching ones! Compliment each other in every way.” Her eyes get wide and she smiles when taking your hand. Almost vibrating with excitement. 
“I’d let everyone else know how beautiful you are. It’s such a shame you have to hide every time you wear that drab outfit.” She eyes your ‘working’ outfit with distaste. 
“Just..” you stop and think how to frase it, so it will not be so stupid, “something nice to wear when it’s just the two of us?” Kallas smiles, brighter than the sun and kisses your cheek softly. 
“Anything you want, love.”
In summary: 
Doesn’t mind it if you’re respectful of the clothes and their intended wear
Will absolutely get you matching stuff if that’s something you’d want (might still get you something)
Hede
You have shared most of your stuff through your childhood. When you get together romantically and share a room, all of your clothing is in piles and mixed with each other. Whose shirt was it in the beginning? Doesn’t matter, it’s shared property now. Hede (regardless of gender) is tall, thin with long limbs so if you have much difference in body type it will be either hilarious or sweet. Croptops and shirts past knees, anyone? 
The only things that are still your own are your weapons, a box full of mementos etc, your armor/’uniform’. And your masks. 
Ora
In summary: 
*insert bugs bunny "ours" meme*
Takes a while to notice. They are so used to seeing themselves and everyone else in the most basic outfits of undyed linen and wool or the livery of the King. If you are sneaky and wash the things you could probably carry on wearing their clothes indefinitely. For someone who's really good at lists and organizing things for everyone else they are rather blind to those they trust. If you make a point of wearing it openly, maybe give a hint or two, Ora will blush and stammer something.
“Why do you need the feel to take mine? I’m sure your own clothes are much better anyway,” Ora looks at you, face stern but a blush covering their cheeks at your continued grinning. You loop your arms around their shoulders, bringing your noses together. 
“It smells like you. It feels like you’re there hugging me even when you run around the place like it will fall for ruin if you don’t handle everything yourself.” You say and the blush stays but now Ora sneaks their arm around your waist, hugging you closer. 
“I hope you take the clean ones at least.” 
In summary:
Why are you stealing my clothes? That’s weird, there’s nothing unique about them.
Are you saying i’m smelly? No, ok. Good?
Oh, it’s a possessive thing? Carry on then and may I have something of yours as well?
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My fingers ghost over my scars like beads on a rosary,
the padded digits rubbed raw with repetition,
counting every Hail Mary under my breath.
Devotion to the sacred creator untold.
A permanent reminder until my hour of death.
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Doomed from the very beginning to fall apart at the seams.
She sews me back together with holy thread,
like a child’s stuffed bear on the mend.
A pained blessing kissed upon my skin,
her love tethers me to this world without end.
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Who am I to damage this mortal vessel?
I cannot choose to create nor destroy,
to mutilate her finest creation, the children of Eve.
An advocate of my grief, the punishment is exile.
Glory! Ode to the sinner, cursed is he.
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theelazaruspit · 1 year
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Price finds glasses super sexy btw <3
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i dare you, think about the maze runner trilogy with the perspective that gally always, the whole fucking time, was in love with teresa
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twicethetrouble · 2 years
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I have the sudden need for a RvB/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover if only to see Simmons and Ed interact.
Tall, insecure cyborg meets short, confident alchemist (who also has metal limbs.) Both are nerds with dad issues. The interactions between the two would be amazing.
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Idea except I don’t have the patience to carry it out rn:
Worm on the string gang and collector as a cat, maybe toying w/ them or smth
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themarkofoxin · 4 months
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every time i think about dan and phil becoming the internet’s go-to example of the Dangers of Shipping Real People it makes me so exhausted. for their entire fourteen year career together they have encouraged people to write fic about them and draw fanart and generally “be creative” as they always phrase it. dan specifically, outside of 2012/2013 when he was aggressive towards fans pestering him about it, at one point said he likes reading fic and that he’s often surprised about how good they can be. hell, they wrote fanfic of themselves in their own published book and hired a popular fanartist to illustrate a manga of them.
and then dan came out. and in his video he mentioned how stressful it was to suddenly blow up and have a bunch of people speculating about his relationship, and how it triggered him due to his trauma from being heavily bullied in school. and then followed up the segment talking about how past that point the fans’ support was actually very healing for him, and hearing people tell him that he had helped them be comfortable with who they were without him even being out was one of the things that made him confident in coming out in the first place.
but the people who write angry posts about the evils of rpf or whatever don’t care about dan and phil’s actual opinions. they saw or heard about how annoying the fans were, heard along a thousand-step telephone game that dan and phil hate their fans, and have now christened them the platonic ideal of creators whose lives were ruined because of shippers. it’s ridiculous. it’s unfounded. and it’s disrespectful to the actual existence of the people they’re propping up to support their argument
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almondfish3042 · 2 years
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once upon the end
"The end of one story is the beginning of another," they say.
I mourn for all the stories that had to end before the others could begin
And the lives that faded away before I could truly know them.
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icantdothistodaybruh · 6 months
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Day 4, soft death
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