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#mikey being a smartass
writinandcrying · 2 months
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TMNT HEADCANON / how the turtles text
A lot can be said from how someone express themselves through texting, so this is just some crack / light headcanons !
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Not really based on a single version per say, more that turtles have been deprived of social interaction for the majority of their life and I think texting them would be an very interesting experience lol
Idea based on @avery73 last random turtle post (thanks for being one of our strongest soldiers and writing wonderful pieces 🫡) English is not my first language and I didn’t proofread this, if there is any grammatical erros pls don’t hesitate to tell me!
Mikey
🎢 Single texts
🎢 Just like this
🎢 Loads of it
🎢 You got 60 new messages
🎢 in the past 2 minutes
🎢 Loads of gifs too
🎢 And voice memos
🎢Oh look
🎢6 personality tests links
🎢What do you mean you won’t do it
🎢He needs to know what kind of cupcake you are!!!!
🎢 And music recs
🎢 Your phone won’t stop vibrating
🎢 for the next weeks
🎢 After you meet him (Honestly really annoying unless you have a crush on him)
🎢 For the latinos/latinas; if he EVER finds out about WhatsApp and the stickers. Oh you are so done. If you have an older phone that shit WILL blow up / malfunction for SURE
🎢 uses TONS OF EMOJIS !!!!! 😍😍😝🤪😋🤩AND CAPS AS WELL!!! 🥳😽✌️👅🗣️
🎢Mikey live reaction when you ask if he’s upset that you asked him to tone it down a notch with the texting on a busy day:
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🎢 Will lowkey tone it down with the emojis when he finds out some ppl find it cringe, but with his angels cakes ???????? 🫵 YOU BET 🗣️ HE WILL SHOW YOU WITH IT 💋🫦💅🏻🤳🏼💃🏻🕺🏽🙈🦋🌺🧡🌚🌻🔥💥🌟
🎢Will accidentally send you some random ass emoji that wasn’t supposed to be on the context of the text, also the autocorrect is def not his friend
Mikey : how’s it going baby gorila
Mikey: babygirl*
Mikey:
Mikey: I’m sorry
🎢 adds emojis to very contacts in his t-phone:
Leo: Leader of the pack 🐺 🐢 🫡
Donnie: Eistein 📚🧬⚗️ (Raph also shares this name on his t-cell)
Raph: Murderous teddy bear 🧸 🧨
Splinter: Mafia Boss 🪤 (no one knows about this name tho)
April: Chanel N.6 🎤(or World of Apes 🦧 lmao)
Casey: New York Hockey League 🏒
Vern: Some dude (adds 🦅 so he knows it’s Vern and not “some random dude”)
Y/n: angelcakes pookie wookie baby boo boo love of my life !!!!!! 😍🥰👀🧚🏻‍♂️
🎢Mikey live reaction when Raph yells at him to stop flooding the chat, followed by mikey texting him “make me” (they are sitting next to each other):
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Donnie
🔭Huge blocks of it in the speed of light. many topics, many questions and also explanations at just one sitting
🔭But won’t hold back on a smart ass short cut response for one his brothers (literally has the sharpest tongue)
🔭Will hardly uses emojis, only when it’s a single text to express an emotion (most current used emojis: 🤓when he does something impressive 💜: for y/n 🙄: when venting about something annoying Leo / Mikey / Raph did)
🔭Will want to discuss random ass problems he has encountered in his projects, in forums online, specially if you ever show interest in debating / doesnt hold back into showing your strong opinions
🔭 Has named their brothers as “Failed Lab Experiments” and managed to color code their messages (has the only t-phone that has this feature)
🔭Donnie creating the most unique and smartass way to charge his phone just cuz he can:
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🔭Deadass his reaction when texting his crush 👀:
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🔭 Has modified Mikey’s phone so he doesn’t have access to emojis for a whole week after his baby brother decided to spam him “out of no where” (after Donnie won consecutively 10 Mario Kart matches AND ate the last 2 slices of cold pizza)
🔭Result: mikey spammed EVEN MORE and only spoke to EVERYONE by Japanese emojis. Leo and Raph begged demanded that donnie install his emojis back cuz they were DONE with the whole situation
Failed lab experiment N.4: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (♡´౪`♡)
Failed lab experiment N.1: Stop.
Failed lab experiment N.4: ┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏ (・_├┬┴┬┴ Failed lab experiment N.4: (;﹏;)
Failed lab experiment N.2: You stupid IDIOT Failed lab experiment N.2: look what you've done now he’s sad
🔭 Donnie also has to deal with his brothers thinking he is their personal Google (he will always answer their questions, even out of spite):
Failed lab experiment N.4: Donnie what’s a Cochlear implant
Successful lab experiment: A small, complex electronic device that can help to provide a sense of sound to a person who is profoundly deaf or severely hard-of-hearing. The implant consists of an external portion that sits behind the ear and a second portion that is surgically placed under the skin.
Failed lab experiment N.4: :0 yikes
Failed lab experiment N.4: Okay thanks!!!!
Successful lab experiment: Stop asking me stuff when you can just Google it.
Failed lab experiment N.4: But I like talking to you 🙀😔
Failed lab experiment N.4: You are my favorite turtle Siri!!! 😉
Successful lab experiment: I’d prefer if I wasn’t... Also, why are you curious about cochlear implants?
Successful lab experiment: Mikey?
Successful lab experiment: Mikey!!!!!
(He still doesn’t know why)
Raph
🥊 Barely uses emojis. Lowkey barely texts? doesn't see the appeal to it, rather prefer to hang out with you 1 on 1 than being far away from you (will never ever admit to it. maybe after 3 years in a relationship)
🥊as a friend: he wont be the one spiking a conversation, but might keep going if he's truly bored (this is prone to happen during daylight / evening when they still can't go out) but will probably be the one to ask to hang out when he needs an outlet and such 🥊*sees messages* eh i'll reply later *completely forgets about it*
🥊 will effortlessly take the most breath-taking pictures of new york during patrol and send it to you 🥊 if you are already his s/o / someone he trusts: will most likely text you to ask about stuff (if you need anything or something he needs from topside) or to diss / vent / gossip about his brothers 🥊 will send embarrassing pictures of his brothers to you cuz he can't deal with that shit alone lmao
🥊 will either be pretty clueless with the most random ass stuff or out of propose just to tease you: y/n: jniasunoakpfa raph: what was that y/n: keyboard smash? raph: how do i do that y/n: just press anything raph: 7 🥊 Raph Live reaction as soon as he realizes he has feelings for you:
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🥊 Also Raph Live reaction when he comes to terms with this feelings and has an excuse to ignore Leo (even if he doesnt like texting) just bc he can ignore Leo as he pleases:
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Leo
🎏 Perfect texts 🎏 looks like an email/letter sometimes 🎏 to most people: 1 message with divided topics. pretty direct 🎏 when he can't reply right away: "Hello. I'm happy you wrote to me. I try to reply promptly but currently I'm not available at the moment-" Like omg bro RELAX. 🎏 to his s/o: 70% direct, the other 30% likes to send little reminders, either with songs or pretty things she has seen during a patrol with a "thinking of you" message. lowkey romantic when he doesn't even mean to be, def shows how thoughtful he is 🎏 prefers to call you rather than texting. especially if you are dating/has a crush on you he might not even realize why he likes calling you so much, until it hits like a brick that he just wants to hear your voice 🎏Leo when he calls you and doesn't know when to "intervene" / his time to talk back (god forbid he's unpolite and interrupts you):
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lowkey him listening to April vent about smth dumb shit Casey did /any human friend venting and he doesnt know how to react lmao 🎏Just like Donnie, has favorite emojis and will only use it in specific situations (this will take time for it to happen, like after years Donnie first invented the t-phone and finally relized he didn't had to be so formal when texting): 🐢 when talking about team work or his brothers / 🪷 for meditating or mindfulness (thinks its peaceful) / 💙 for his boo and his boo only / 😏 only in a relationship, especially when he's feeling scipy (extremely rare for it to happen over text tho)
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Group chat (more than one reaction)
💚 catching social cues irl can be hard, you are telling me there are hidden social cues in texting too??
💚 “Nah shut up” group, doesn’t care much about it and won’t change their ways: Leo, Raph
💚 Will research about it, will talk to every single human he knows (yes. you. Vern. Casey and April) Needs to know the social cues. NOW: lmao try to guess
💚 Also needs to know, but for meme reasons, he has to say up to date w the terminology/ slangs: another hard guess /j
💚 Oh btw, Donnie totally uses /j /Tw /srs terminology WHILE he texts fast AND huge text blocks. none of his brothers know how he does it
💚Will over use fresh lingo he has learned overhearing humans on patrol, shows, from his humans friends to the point it’s almost unbearable: Mikey 💚Live reaction of Raph and Leo trying to understand when Mikey or Donnie spamming the group chat with their extremely recent memes or hyperfixations:
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💚the chat WILL be flooded with things related to their favorite basketball teams, show they want to see or dumbass pictures of their daily lifes, example: Mikey: *has sent an selfie*
Mikey: you know y/n
Mikey:If you’re fortunate enough
Mikey: your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness
Mikey: but mine?
April: oh boy here we go
Mikey: Hasn’t. 😏😏😏
Y/n: Oh?
Mikey: *send another selfie flexing muscles* you see when you fight crime everyday-
Raph: yeah he shallowed a glow stick
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atarathegreat · 8 months
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After the Tokyo Revengers sibling headcanons, i’ve been thinking abt something. What abt the same characters you did the headcannons for(especially Takuya), but if their older sibling was ACTUALLY a gang leader??
The reader as a gang leader? Sounds like the perfect thing to me! Just know, a ton of these guys are obnoxious.
Ran and Rindou Haitani
Give up on free time
They want to hear all about the fight you were in
Was it a huge gang fight? Did you kill someone? Did you die?
Bring your kid siblings to work day every day that they don't have their own gang activities
Your guys know better than to fight with the brothers, either they'd get it from you or from Ran/Rindou
and god help them if they tried talking shit about anything you decided
they started an all out brawl during a meeting you were holding
you only watched, waiting until most of your guys were knocked sideways before you stopped them
It wasn't your proudest thought, but you knew you were the reason they joined a gang
Nahoya and Souya Kawata
Nahoya is trying to fight you all the time
sleep? No. Nahoya jumping from your closet to attack you when you relax
Souya, often times, is able to warn you and you can throw Hoya around a little
You're constantly helping them with tips on how they can be better captain/vice captain. Souya is the one whose asked, while Hoya pretends he isn't listening
you were there when Souya lost his cool, and you stressed to Nahoya every time they left "do not let him get overwhelmed."
of course you send your vice commander to check on them, it's a visit that Mikey and Draken know about and approve every time
Mitsuya Takashi
considers himself lucky that he has help with Mana and Luna, you didn't have any and you had the girls plus him to take care of
he didn't mind you running off when you needed, he understood the gang responsibilities
you often try to plan your stuff around his duties if you can, though sometimes there is a bump in the road
You used to give him rides on your motorcycle, you're the reason he rides often
Mikey allows you to show up for some of the meetings, since you like to be informed of what's going on in the turf next to yours, besides, it's good to have a relationship with the other gangs
if you're in the area of a fight between Toman and another gang, you make your guys stop and you all watch, making sure that once it's over everyone is okay and patched up
You scold Mitsuya while you wrap him up, slapping bandages on a little rougher than needed
"You do the same thing?" "I'm older! It's different!"
Please, for the love of everything on earth, ask him to mend your clothes after a fight. He wants to help.
Chifuyu Matsuno
He's trying to flaunt it in school
Drags you to see Baji, whose overly unimpressed
You like his friend, even though he's a smartass
your gang is never left alone, Toman always wants to fight
Not Draken though, behind the scenes he is trying to form an alliance
If Chifu needs help, you hurry to his aid. No one hurts him but you
Chifuyu had come home beaten once, you hunted the guys down and made them wish they never even crossed paths with him
he does the same for you, even though your gang had already handled it
you've definitely drop kicked Chifuyu while growing up
Draken
constant fights between you and the working ladies over your gang members coming around
growing up, Draken would try to keep you from arguing with them, but as a third year he'd come out of his room and just swing at you
that's a whole new problem for the brothel, aside from the cheers your guys are screaming
"Shut up, brothel boy!" "Says you, ya' titty watching bike rider!"
its funny to everyone but you two, who end up on the floor with bloody noses, he learned to fight from you after all
you'd do anything for him though, even dismantle your group
(OG timeline) when Kenny died you only slept in his room, only wore his kimono shirts, only visited his grave, there was no more of you being a leader
(Past) When Emma was killed you went with him to the funeral, gave Mikey your condolences, and waited for your brother. you even took it upon yourself to send guys to check on Toman turf and keep losers from moving in on it
You taught him and Mikey, alongside Shinichiro, how to fix a bike.
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ghoularaki · 1 year
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Pls make a baji smut, he meets y/n tru mikey and he falling inlove with her and wanting to pursue, claim \mark her😏 we need a whole ass chase sis, hydrate our thirsty asses💦💦💦
bare your teeth for me
I GOTCHU, i do love me some primal play
tw yandere baji, aged up baji (27), dubcon/noncon, primal play, marking, forced submission, dacryphilia, size kink (6 foot baji ehehe), public sex, unprotected sex, creampie, hinted kidnapping
requests are OPEN
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Childhood friends rarely last; this is what you learned as you grew older. Growing up in the same neighborhood as Mikey led to you two becoming close; not close enough to learn of his gang activity until misfortune fell upon you. Later learning that what once was simple delinquency morphed into something darker.
Naively, you wanted to stick by Mikey as you knew he was troubled. This led to meeting his less than savory friends—at best they ignored you, but at most they leered at your form. Malice dripped from their forked tongues, tempting as the snake to Eve. A nod and a simper was all you offered. You knew how men like them operated. Lacking in lascivious knowledge didn’t make you any less aware that the opposite sex came with fine print etched into the bottom of a contact. 
That’s where you met Baji. A boisterous man with fanged teeth and a sharper smile. Sure—he was like those men with cruel intentions, seemingly born with bloodied knuckles, and yet he was gentle.
At least with you. 
Baji knew how women like you functioned. Inquisitive at best and a smartass at worst. He was surprisingly shy around women, raised to treat them like royalty with his mother’s heavy hand. Never to fault the woman, he knew he was a lot and her scolding was out of love.
He never believed love at first sight until he saw your form attached to Mikey. Discomfort was apparent as you clung to him as an IV within a collapsing vein. This wasn’t the first time you have appeared at one of their meetings. For some reason, Mikey liked to show you off—a trophy or rather a matching accessory. One way or another, you two were connected simply from a strip of labeled concrete.
Mikey harbored no romantic feelings for you, this, Baji understood. Why else would Mikey never blink an eye to how he ate up your body? A hunger sat in his stomach. Worming around in his small intestine, begging to be devoured and digested. The lovely skin of your neck calling for his canines to sink into and never let go. 
He practiced his patience well, but with you in his sights, all those years of being beaten into a gentleman vanished. 
Across the round table of estranged men, Baji eyed you next to Mikey as usual. At this point, he stopped paying attention. Swirling around in his mind were the different ways he could take you. When he sunk inside of you, would you whimper or moan? Cry or mewl? How about if he bent you over the table in front of everyone? He could almost taste your cunny clenching around him from the shame and arousal. 
He licked his teeth- like a wolf about to eat the rabbit. Oh my, what a pretty bunny you would be for him. 
“Meeting adjourned.” Mikey’s voice called, breaking Baji from his thoughts.
Your shoulders sagged, relief written on your visage to finally be away from these gangsters.
 If only you knew what Baji had in mind for you. 
You got up, stretching your arms above your head, calling attention to your breasts. You must be doing it on purpose, Baji thought. 
“Go to the car, I’ll be there in a minute.” Mikey spoke to you.
Quirking up an eyebrow, you were visibly confused.
“Okay?”
Not wanting to upset him, you moved to the double doors, locking eyes with Baji’s molten hues. Nodding your head in acknowledgment, exchanging quick pleasantries with the feral, yet gentle man. 
Once you were out of earshot, Mikey waltzed over to the taller man. 
“Don’t break her too bad.” He left in the air before moving through another set of doors in the opposite direction.
A vicious grin cracked upwards as Baji processed the notion. With Mikey’s permission there was nothing holding him back. 
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You should have known something was off the second Mikey commanded for you to leave on your own. The parking garage was eerie without another person with you. Luckily the lights didn’t flicker or else you would truly be in some horror movie fuck fest. 
Being on the top floor of the ten story cement building was always an inconvenience- even more so now. It boggled your mind why Mikey thought it was a good idea to have the car parked so high up. You shivered as a breeze made its way through the gaping walls. 
Sighing as your heeled feet clacked against the floor just wanting to get home faster. Your footsteps echoed. Echoed in the barren parking lot, a pair of feet copied yours. 
You stop.
The mimicking steps stopped. A second late.
Whipping around in fear, you were met with silent, parked cars greeting you. A hitch caught in your breath, you trusted your instincts. Quickening your pace, searching frantically for Mikey’s car. You rounded the corner, despising how this place was like a maze. 
There was Mikey’s ebony Cadillac among the other less expensive cars. It stuck out like a sore thumb, thankfully. Though As you advanced towards the Cadillac, a figure came out from the back. A very familiar figure.
Standing in all his six foot glory was Baji. His inky hair matching the Cadillac— glossy and deep in hue. A smug look struck on his winsome face, as if he knew something you didn’t. 
“Baji, what are you doing here?” Your question hung empty in the air.
Instead of answering, Baji took a hair tie from his wrist, elegantly tying his thick hair back with nimble fingers. 
You faltered at the movement. 
Grinning, he dropped his hands to stuff into his slacks.
“You have thirty seconds to run.”
“W-what?”
“One, two, three, four—”
Not wanting to tempt fate, as you were bartering on borrowed time, you pivoted your foot and started to race down the corridors.
 You quickly turned to the right to make it to the elevator, relying on the head start you were given. Slamming into the metal, you frantically hit the button. 
The neon numbers stay stuck on the third floor. 
“Fuck,” You seethed. Of course it wasn’t going to be that easy. You had no clue what Baji wanted from you, but it couldn’t be anything good. He was typically so gentle, even reclused with you, and yet here he was— initiating an impromptu game of tag. 
This time the consequences will be more than childish disappointment. 
Forgoing your original plan, you make your way to the exit of lot ten. You refused to use the stairs as it was a sure fire way to doom yourself. For now, you must get as far away as possible before you could be stealthy.  
As silent as you could with high heels, you hustled through the sloped exit. Half of you prayed for a car to come whipping towards you. Maybe whoever operated the vehicle would save you, but it wasn’t likely. Everyone here carried some sort of cross. 
Night poured in from the gaping walls of the garage. The only lights to guide you were the blaring, fluorescent lamps. 
No one was going to help you. Suspense built in your chest, tightening around your throat as you ran further down the levels. 
The paths were long and confusing. Trying your best to follow the signs to lead to the next lot, you were quickly overwhelmed. By now, thirty seconds have long since passed and you were only about two levels down from before. You slowed your pace to a jog, clinging to the wall not to expose yourself too much. 
A pattern of lazy footfalls was not too far behind. He was having fun with it, tormenting you. 
Crouching behind the cars that lined lot eight, you used it as coverage. It wasn’t much, but it was something. 
His husky humming soon filled the barren concrete. 
“*Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run*.” 
Sweat collected at your hairline, dropping down the side of your face. Peering over the side of a navy blue car, you spied Baji strolling down the middle of the aisle, leisure in his stride. His confidence fueled your need to win whatever game he forced you into. 
Doing away with your heels, you shift your weight, taking off one shoe— keeping your gaze on the hunter. Repeating the motion on your other foot. 
Your nostrils flared as you let out a relieved sigh that no noise was made. Gone was the obstacle that would surely give away your position, the inevitable clicking surely would’ve been your demise. Eyes wondering to one heel, you formed a plan. 
Baji was in the way. There was a door that led to the stairway, but you refused to go that way. You rather be exposed than confined. Shuffling to the other end of the car, you peer over the other end to see Baji's back. Taking one shoe you threw it over the pathway for the cars. A quick smile graces your lips at the good throw. With your minimal luck he will think you are at the other side of the lot. Instantly his head snapped towards the noise, a furrow in his thick brows. He soon followed.
His movement didn't lose any of its mellow stagger. Baji walked down two lanes of cars to spot the shoe you threw. By the time he made it to the heel, you crawled further down the line.
Throat bubbling, a guttural laugh bellowed among the concrete. 
"Sneaky, sneaky girl." His tone mocked you as his head was leaned back with shut lids. He basked in how you were playing this game with him.
Ignoring how he was obviously getting aroused at this, you kept moving. Staying still certainly meant death. You had no clue his motive and you didn't want to find out.
Clutching the other shoe, you made a break for it. You couldn't wait in that port forever, it was still six stories up. There was no other way for you to escape and who knows how long it would take for him to move from the exit.
You bolted down the decline down to the next level. At this point you were descending down Dante's inferno rather than to your freedom. Every step was damning. Without the clicking heels, the sound was softened to just the padding of your feet. But every mouse-like noise echoed in this chamber.
Of course Baji heard and caught sight of your movement, giving chase. This was the most fun part, at least to him. His laugh continued as he darted to your form. Your heart stuttered in your chest at the sound of his heeled boots. Whipping around you spotted how he was mere feet away from you.
Your face contorted, 
“Fuck."
Labored and aching inhales shattered your body. His hand grazed your back, almost catching your shirt. A scream peaked as you pumped your arms to go faster. You can only run in a straight line for so long before he eventually dug his claws in.
Swerving to the right, you kept the sloping exit in your line of sight. Baji had begged to differ. He jumped over the hood of a car to place himself in front of you. Eyes blown out in fear, you stumbled backwards. Pivoting to turn around, your legs carried you back into the lines of parked cars. It was near impossible to lose him now as he had his sights on you.
The further you ran, the more he led you away from your initial destination. The bastard was steering you to the stairwell. Swearing under your breath, there was no else for you to go. You slammed your body into the metal door. The blaring red of the exit sign mimicking the gates of hell.
Racing down the stairs, you were careful not to slip from your thin pantyhose. How inconvenient. The stairs were made from the same concrete but more polished. The ground was hard underneath your feet. At this point everything ached. Time slipped of how long you have been running but it felt like a millennia. Pain will always make seconds bleed into centuries.
A bang bellows within the thin corridor, glancing up you see Baji standing above you. He waved from the banister you were just at. You were at least three flights away from him. Flipping him off, you kept going.
He cackled at the gesture, your brattiness just made this all the more fun. Men like him never did like prey that rolled over on their back. It was all about the chase, the push and pull.
Even mice eventually bite back against the sly cat.
His fangs glisten against the flickering, fluorescent lights. The exit sign casted a rosy glow behind him. The devil was an angel.
Your feet and hands sweat in morbid apprehension. Licking the salt from the top of your lip, you chant in your head to not trip. As scary as the situation was, the embarrassment would trump it. At this point you couldn't be too far from the floor level. So lost in how your footsteps echo, you forgot how silent Baji was.
*Bam!*
Baji lands right in front of you. The crazy bastard jumped from at least six flights of stairs. You gasped and choked, flabbergasted at him. 
"What the fuck!" you screeched. Your eyes bounced to where you could escape. 
"Come on, rabbit, I think we have played long enough," despite his words, his dilated pupils say otherwise. He was enjoying this. 
Turning around you got back up the stairs to get to the door labeled "2."
The gangster is quick to make haste to catch you. He gripped the back of your shirt again. The neckline cuts into your throat; an ugly gag forced from your throat. Pissed, you whipped around—heel still in hand—you smacked him square in the face with the toe end. Your aim was better than you predicted, hitting him square in the nose. 
"Fuck!" he growled, letting you go. 
Baji cradled his bleeding nose. Copper flowed into his mouth. The taste was foul and bitter, bitter as the fact you actually hit him. This game quickly stopped being fun and he was heated. The audacity. Who the fuck do you think you are?
While his eyes watered, you crawl up the stairs two at a time. The heel clutched in your hands, specks of blood dropped onto the concrete. The thirsty material drank all it could. The crevices now held pieces of the monster behind you. 
You pulled the metal door open and kept your pace. Baji wouldn't be held down for long and you didn't want to find out how irate he was. Tears of confusion prickled your eyes. How much more wrong could this evening become? 
By now, you would have been half way home, Mikey in the car with you. It would be silent and tense, but not awkward. As you two grew older, you accepted the fact Mikey hungered for darker things. You would never get your best friend back. This made apparent as he willingly served you to the beast hot on your tail. Pretty, silver platter and all.
All men are the same, you seethed
Metal hit concrete with a shattering boom. By now you were a floor away from the ground level. Gulping, you don't let the reverberating crack deter you. You knew you wouldn't hold him off for long. A naive part of you hoped when he realized you wouldn't go down without a fight, he would grow bored and leave you alone. Aforementioned, what an extremely naive thought. 
Natural moonlight started to pour in from the entrance not too far from you. Likened to the gates of heaven, the soft light streamed into the dreary building. The change in lighting caused your eyes to squint. Almost laughing in repose, you spied a toll booth a few feet in front of you. 
Wasting no time, you jogged over to the toll. Smiling, you opened your mouth to ask the security guard who was frequently here when you were present to call a car for you, only to see it was empty. 
Dread washing over you, ice dropping heavy into your tummy. Racing into the booth, you notice the cameras left unattended. Hung on the display screen front and center was a daisy yellow sticky note. 
"There's a ten second delay :)." 
Moving your eyes from the note, there on the camera was the tail end of you coming inside said booth. Baji not too far behind.
By the time you register just what you saw, you were slammed into the window.
Attempting to twist your body to hit him again with the heel in your hand, only to be apprehended by his larger hand. clutching your puny wrist, he twists it behind your back. You yelped as you dropped your only weapon. 
"Get the fuck off me!" you bit out. 
In response he crowded you further against the window, his body warm against yours. as you squirm, he dug his crotch into your backside. You still at the feeling of his bulge. Of course the fucker was getting off at this. 
Baji leaned down, his breath hot on your ear.
"Why don't you be a good bunny for me and keep still for me." His words brought a whimper from your chest. You squirmed in discomfort. this can't be happening.
Gently he used his free hand to pull the hair near your neck. Dragging his cold nose down the column, he laid a soft kiss on the supple skin. 
"You don't understand how long I have waited for this.”
He nipped you in retaliation. you flinched at the sensation. completely ignoring your refusal, Baji kept mouthing at your neck. Sucking and tugging at the flesh that left it raw and bruised. 
Pain shot up your spine as he dug his fangs in, breaking the layer until you bled. You amped up your wrestling to get away from him but he bit down harder likened to a wolf in heat.
Whining, you try to ignore how arousal seeped into your panties. Hating how weak he was making you, you lift your free elbow right into his ribs. He let out a grunt, loosening his grip on you.
You made it about three inches before he wrapped a hand around your hair and pulled you back towards him. You winced at the strain on the follicles. He surely ripped some hair out. 
"Fucker!"
Using your hair as a leash, he steered you to the desk that faced the inside of the lot. The metal was ice against your thin dress shirt. his rough hand dragged up your spine to make sure you were stuck to the surface. He kicked your legs to spread them, your instinctively arched to accommodate the new position. 
Sadly for you and fortunately for him, it left you more vulnerable. His hand in your hair drifted to the back of your neck, gripping it as one would to a misbehaving kitten.
"Will you knock it off? I'm getting real sick of your attitude."
"My attitude?" you twisted your head as best as you can to glare at him, "You were the one that chased me for who knows how long! For what, because you can't get anyone willingly?"
You seethed the remark hoping to get under his skin but he only grinned. Blood on his teeth.
"You aren't just anyone. I will take you, willingly or not. You're mine and have been since the day I saw you."
You huffed at his audacity. "I will fight you till you die."
"Then let’s hope I die a slow death then."
Done with the chit chat, his hand crept down to your pencil skirt. Fiddling with the hem by your thigh, the fabric had ridden up in your kerfuffle.
You clenched your eyes as the warmth of his palm seeped into your pantyhose. The ebony, stiff fabric followed—caught on his wrist. His thumb rubbed the line where your thigh and butt meet. You wiggled at the sweet spot being fondled. 
He clicked his tongue to see both your pantyhose and pink panties in the way of what he desired most. A quaint eyebrow raised at the sigh of a dark spot forming.
He giggled, 
"Wow you really are a slut. My slutty bunny."
"Shut the fuck up," you pouted, hating the humiliation.
He let the attitude slide- too excited to dig in. Using both hands, he gripped the pantyhole and pulled. Your panties quickly met the same fate. The ripping of fabric bellowed in the small compartment. 
Cool air met your exposed pussy. You were completely vulnerable now and you despised it. How dare he do this to you. Despite the anger, you didn't have much fight left in you. What else could you do?
"There you go," Baji sighed out, coaxing to fall further into him.
Knowing you won't bite his head off, he dragged his fingers up the line of your pussy. He traced the circle of your asshole, laughing at how you flinched away.
"Please don't!" you don't think you could take it if he dared.
"I'm only teasing."
He continued his exploration, figuring out the innerworks of your pliant body. He dipped down to brush against your clit, barely giving any stimulation. Going back up to your hole, he barely breaches in before pulling out and repeating the same motion.
You know what he was doing and refused to beg. If he wanted you, he would have to take you with your lips clenched closed.
Getting sick of your silence, he popped two of fingers in without warning. You scream at the unexpected stretch. Your insides burned, it had been awhile since you had been fucked. Baji’s fingers were longer and thicker than yours by a long shot, hitting places you never could. 
"Now the brat talks," he breathed into you. 
He put his weight on your back, chest firm against the strained muscle. 
He curled his fingers forward in a way that made your thighs shake. Baji was barely doing anything and you felt weak.
Not showing any mercy, he fucked his fingers into you. he wiggled the appendages around until he found the spot that gifted him a gentle, muffled moan. 
Like a shark out for blood, he abused the spongy area. Not leaving you any room to process what was happening to your body, your mouth parted. Little moans polluted the booth.
The motion wasn't enough to make you cum but damn well near it. Fog started to cloud the glass from your moans. Reluctantly you were giving into the pleasure and all you wanted was your release. Damn it all if it was from the man above you forcing you to take what he gives, the end was approaching. 
A meek, "please," broke the air.
Baji stopped his motions, not sure he heard you correctly. 
"Want to repeat that for me, bunny?" his tone smug.
You attempt to turn away from his face that was crowding yours. He gripped your hair again, stopping you from moving. 
Swallowing your pride, you speak a little louder. "Please."
"Done refusing me?"
whatever docility was in you was snuffed out. you scowled, "go die."
"Not before i fuck you," he laughed.
You sneered at the cheesy line, going back to trying to buck him off.
The playfulness left him. He could deal with a smart mouth but he hated how your tried your best to escape his embrace. He will make you love him one way or another. 
Patience was a virtue after all, one baji knew well enough.
His cock was straining in his slacks. He was sure the tip was an angry red, begging to be deep within your walls. He shivered at the thought of breaching your cervix with the head. 
Done fantasizing, he pulled his fingers from your hole. You whined at the sudden emptiness. He shushed you but not before plucking his fingers into his mouth. He groaned at the taste of you. The sound was lewd and more slick gushed out from you. He couldn't wait to taste from the source, but that was for another time. 
He unzipped his pants and shimmied down the offending fabric along with his boxers.
His cock slapped against his stomach then to your bum. Precum smeared against your rolled up skirt. Wasting no time, he wrapped a hand around the base and guided the head to your cunny. Your hole still empty, winked at him, begging to be refilled.
Baji tapped said hole a few times before bullying his way in. His tip popped into your hole. You both moaned at how he filled you. Already lost in pleasure, baji drove his cock further into you. He stopped half way, pulling out and then slamming to the hilt.
You screamed for a second, scrambling to clutch onto something. Paper and utensils clattered onto the floor. Your hand tried to find purchase on the metal table.
Seeing your struggle, baji grabbed both your hands. He pinned you down, clutching onto your wrists. The body was swarming you. All you could breathe in was him. The weight of him crushed your lungs as his smell suffocated whatever amount of oxygen was left.
Your fists balled as he kept his pace. It was steady and hard. He wasn't jackhammering into you, but he sure was fucking you with purpose. 
His cock was heavy within your walls, catching onto all the right places. Already denied an impending orgasm, your peak was creeping up faster than you would like. Of course he would be a good fuck.
"Hmm I knew you would feel like heaven." His voice was heavy and stuttered. 
Leaning back down, he kissed the same place he bit. "All mine."
Lost in the rhythm of him positioning into you, you barely notice the sound of a car rolling its way down to the very open and public booth.
Reality crashed around you. You started to struggle again remembering where you were. Completely exposed to the public, you were scared of the repercussions of being caught. 
Baji snickered as he saw you also hear the car approach. Even with you wriggling, you grew tighter at the fear.
"Poor bunny, you like being fucked for everyone to see?"
You rapidly shook your head no, "baji please let me go."
"Why would I do that when you are clenching down on me like you're scared I'm gonna leave."
"Keisuke please!" you cried out his first name. Hoping, praying the familiarity would bring him to his senses. It did not. The car had no intention of slowing down. You feared who would be inside. Weighing if it would be better or worse if it was a gang member.
The closer it gets the more you recognize Mikey's sleek Cadillac. Tears burst from your eyes knowing the compromising position he was going to see you in. Baji licked up the tears, growing harder at how pretty you look when you cry. It made your eyelashes darker and clump together in such a delicate way. He wanted to break you until all you had was him. 
Baji stopped fucking into you, only grinding as Mikey rolled down his window. 
The gang leader glanced down at your sniveling form. His face remained cement but his eyes swirled in cruel amusement. 
"I thought I said don't break her."
"I barely call this broken," he emphasized his point with a sharp thrust. You gasped.
"Open the gate for me."
Baji leaned to the right to hit the button to open the gate to let him go home. Fuck him, you should be in car with him, not here. Anger seized you along with crushing betrayal. He did not care. You questioned if he ever did if he could sell you off so easily. You sunk at the broken promise that he wouldn't let anyone hurt you. Teen you never realized he was included in the matter. 
Baji saluted him goodbye and Mikey rolled his window back up. You slumped against the desk, drained. 
"Don't worry too much, bunny, I will take good care of you."
So tired from today, you stopped fighting as he started to get rougher with his thrusts. His climax was approaching and he wanted you to fall with him. Releasing one of your wrists, he reached around to your front to play with your neglected clit.
He found it with ease, your dazed brain thankful for it. You wanted—needed this to come to a close. He swirled the nub with firm softness, contrasting his frantic thrusts. 
"Cum for me, y/n, be a good girl for me," his voice almost pitched at the borderline plea. 
Broken down, he abused your g-spot a few more times before white took over your vision. 
Gasping high pitched whimpers, your clenching walls triggered his climax as well. Thick and hot cum flooded your cunny. You whined at being filled to the brim. Baji shivered at how wet you were with his cum deep in your cunt. He almost got hard again at the thought of fucking you until you couldn't take anymore of his cum. 
He pulled out and watched as the white load drooled out of your swollen cunny. He was attempted to fuck it back into you with his finger, but you had enough for tonight.
You tried to catch your breath at the intensity, coming down from the constant adrenaline rush. Baji pulled you up from where you were slumped against the desk. He wrapped an arm around your waist and threw you over his shoulder. At this point you had nothing left in you. He carried you to his car. Popping the trunk of his just as fancy car, he placed you in. 
"Can't let anyone know I have you, bunny," Baji answered without you asking why. "Don't worry, nothing will hurt you now."
What bullshit.
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faetaiity · 1 year
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I have a few things to say, 1, your writing is really cool!! 2, I thought your profile said "gay, autistic frog" 3, I was wondering if you'd be interested in writing about dark au! donnie with a spider mutant s/o, I think their dynamic would be really interesting considering rise!donnie is scared of spiders
OKAY SO I MADE SOME CHANGES AS I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER TO WRITE THIS BUT, BIG MAMA'S KID, YOU ARE HER KID, SO UR A YOKAI INSTEAD OF A MUTANT (Also you didn't specify GN or Male, but I WENT WITH MALE FOR SELF INDULGENCE)
Also btw, I am going to be gone from tomorrow thru to Halloween, I most likely won't make any fics during that because I will be at my relative's house and won't have my computer. CW: there's a link with a reference picture to what kind of Spider Y/N is, also mentions of Dark! Big Mama being a shitty parent lmao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was that time of year again where Big Mama hosted a Party for her allies (The Turtles, Splinter, Draxum, and the Foot Clan.)
It almost always ended poorly, but Donnie hated the entire day
It was a non-stop 8-12 hours of dealing with a Huge yokai that was his most feared animal, a Spider.
Of course, his brothers hated it too, being around that many people, ANNOYING people at that, they hated Big Mama's phrases and accent, they despise Cassandra, even Mikey calls her "TOO GODDAMN MUCH"
The only people they even remotely tolerate there is Draxum and Splinter, even then, they get on their nerves sometimes, they would NEVER say that though, that will guarantee a night in the dungeon.
The party was interesting if they took everyone else away though, it was always a party at Big Mama's special area at the Battle Nexus, fighting and blood was always present, and that was the ONLY good part.
However, this year was different, you were there.
Big Mama paraded you around as his Gorgeous Son, you had a different genus of Spider compared to Big Mama, you were a Gooty Sapphire Ornamental
Donnie, even though he is afraid of Spiders, would be lying if he didn't say you were Gorgeous, just like Big Mama said
He did notice that you seemed to HATE the attention, He couldn't blame you, it was a room full of Manipulative, Smartass, Traitorous assholes, hell, he and his brothers could be put under that category, it sure as hell wasn't inaccurate.
Once he noticed you leave the area, He followed you, you were walking into your room, he hesitated before following you in
Your room was gorgeous, it was covered in a light blue silk, there were Technological systems, making it seem like you enjoyed Robotics
The floorboard creaked under Donnie's feet, making you snap your head towards the noise
You both stared at each other for a second, you looked alarmed before you recognized him from the party
"Come to try and get on Big Mama's good side through me?" your voice seemed soft, but accusatory
"No." Donnie replied bluntly, "I just thought you were just like your Mother said."
You squinted at him, all eight eyes narrowing, you scoffed before saying (More like hissing) out "You know she only says that when guests are around, it Inflates her ego when they agree, she doesn't mean it, she's told me so."
He looked stunned before you kept going on "She just wants to use me to Strengthen her Ties with either you turtles or the foot clan, she's tried it before with Previous clans."
"But" you said softly, "I appreciate you complimenting me like a normal person, your brothers kept making sexual innuendos." your face contorted into an uncomfortable grimace at the reminder of what they said
He seemed to laugh "Doesn't sound like Raph, but DEFINITELY like Mikey and Leo", you smiled at that.
"My Name's Y/N."
"Donatello" he responded gruffly
You two ended up bitching about Big Mama and talking about science, robotics, engineering, and experiments up until he had to leave
You ended up exchanging phone numbers with the purple turtle, you knew how evil he was, and what he does (Reader doesn't support hurting humans in this fic), but oddly enough, you couldn't help but find him cute, douchebag and all.
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darkreunioniscoming · 2 years
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My impression on tokyorev characters dealing with traffic..
Starting with Toman!
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Mikey speeding through traffic very illegally and flicking everyone off: Fucking Hoes.
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Draken following Mikey but apologizing to everyone about Mikey's behavior: I'm so sorry Ma'am.
Lady: WATCH THAT BROTHER OF YOURS!
Draken: He isn't my-
Lady: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
Draken flicking her off and drives away: Fucking Hoes.
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Mitsuya becoming impatient: WILL THIS FUCKING CAR EVER MOVE?! GOD DAMN.
Hakkai riding beside Mitsuya: I think you need to calm dow-
Mitsuya: I DON'T NEED TO DO SHIT. THIS PERSON JUST HAS TO MOVE. ITS A FUCKING GREEN LIGHT YOU COLORBLIND PEICE OF SHIT!
Hakkai: Yuzuha, come pick me up I'm scared.
$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S$S
Baji: Chifuyu!!
Chifuyu: Yes Baji-san.
Baji: Wtf does that yellow light mean?
Chifuyu: We studied this Baji. What do you think it means?
Baji: I don't know. But it looks like it means to speed up.
Chifuyu: No.
Baji: Well what is it then Smartass.
Chifuyu: Means to be cautious and slow down.
Baji: I AIN'T BEING CAUTIOUS! IDEK WHAT THAT WORD MEANS.
Chifuyu: Great. He's speeding on a yellow light. Is that a police car- OH SHIT IT'S A POLICE CAR!
×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+
Takemichi following Draken and Mikey, still learning how to ride a motorbike: Why are they so far ahead...
Takemichi seeing Mikey and Draken get pulled over: Oh shit.
Takemichi seeing Mikey threatening the police officer: OH SHIT!
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Sanzu, the literal reason why there is traffic. Literally sitting there on his motorbike on a green light eating chips: Hehehehehehehe.
Mucho trying to convince Sanzu to move: I'll- uh- I'll buy you the new katana you've been wanting for 2 weeks..
Sanzu throwing the half full chip bag onto the side of the road and speeding ahead: SERIOUSLY!?
Mucho praying for his wallet: Yes.
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I must continue Tomorrow 😄
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misteria247 · 1 year
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hey there! what are some of your favorite things about each version of leonardo that you're familiar with? (feel free to gush as much as u want btw; as a fellow leo stan, I live and breathe for leo appreciation posts)
Oh my God-!! Where do I even begin?????? There's just so much that I adore about these blue clad boys! Let's see-
Starting with 87:
The one thing I love about Leo in this variation, is his surprisingly short temper he sometimes shows! Like it was such a surprise to see him get irritated at a street vendor and cutting his table in half all because the guy was trying to sell him and his brothers something lol. I also love that he's secretly a dork! Like he seems so serious about everything and then you hear him drop a one liner and it's highly enjoyable to see this boy have enough fun to drop em! Not only that but he's so feral at times like this guy's go to to fix his problems is to either cut it, stab it or throw one of his swords at it and it's hilarious.
Now onto 03:
Leo in this series is the one that made me lowkey fall in love with him and made him my one true love and pathetic meow, meow for literally the next decade or so. Like I adored how calm and pleasant he was in this series. His level headed attitude and willingness to protect the ones around him, damage to his own being be damned it instantly made me admire him. Like seeing this older brother, the eldest child of his family give up so much and doing everything he could so his family could be happy was life changing for me. And his wisdom like holy shit, he's so wise for someone so young. That and his rare jokes and one liners like omfg yes.
The boy from 07:
Leo in this movie was such a fucking treat to see. Like the thing I love about this Leo is despite being the eldest and leader, he's a little shit. Like this boy??? Literally gets into a fight with Raph??? And literally says he's better than him like a cocky mother fucker????? Like that added with his snarky one liners and I'm in love with him. (Plus his pretty brown eyes are just *chef's kiss*).
(My ride or die) Now for 12:
Where to even begin with Leo in this one??? There's just so much I adore about this Leo specifically. I love his dorky jokes and his puns and one liners. I love how he's secretly rebellious beneath his supposed maturity. I love that he's a smartass and can be cocky about things. I adore how he can literally become completely unhinged on the drop of a dime, and he isn't afraid to do what he believes needs to be done. Leo's got so many things in this one that I simply adore about him, from his love of space and stars, to the loyalty and mothering and adoration that he has for his family and friends. He's selfless and kind hearted and much like Mikey he tries to see the best in people even when others tell him not too. Like there's just so damn much here in this guy and I love him to bits and pieces.
Bayverse here we go:
Leo in these movies is honestly such a treat to see! I love how he's the big brother and how he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends. I love how badass and dorky he can be and his stubbornness is lowkey incredibly charming in many ways. Plus his jokes and one liners while rare are hilarious and his snarky comments are masterpieces each and every time. (Plus his muscles are quite pleasant to see from time to time just saying don't judge me-).
And finally Rise:
Again where to even begin??? Leo in this one is so refreshing to see! I love his dorky ass and his cockiness and confidence. I love how he's the jokester yet when things get serious he's instantly a major threat to those who stand in his way. I love how he's selfless when it comes to his family and friends and I love his dad jokes and puns and quips. I adore his chaotic and awkward energy and his manipulative attitude to get things to go the way he wants them too. I freaking love how he can come up with the most unhinged ideas and plans that shouldn't work yet he makes them each and every time. He's also such a little shit like honestly it's great.
I just adore Leonardo Hamato so much, I love his dorkiness, his courage, his determination and willingness to do what's right. I love his jokes and puns and one liners and sarcastic comments, his skills with the blade and his selflessness. He's amazing and wonderful and he's literally one of the best characters that I've ever seen, Leo's just a fantastic character and an amazing brother and great leader. He's smart, wise and talented and even though he doesn't see his own worth his brothers see it as well as us Leo fans. I just-
Ugh I love this dude so much I've been in love with him since I was like four-six age range and I've been in love with him ever since. I'll literally die for him and throw hands for him. Leonardo Hamato my pathetic little meow, meow.
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That Sonic and Leo ask from Anon is now living rent free in my head like all I can think of is the mischief these two would be. Especially with their loved ones like imagine-
Sonic and Leo bouncing different puns and catchphrases at each other making Tails, Knuckles, Donnie, Raph and Mikey all groan in affectionate annoyance.
Or them sassing enemies in their special, sarcastic smartass ways that they're known for.
Leo and Sonic talking about how amazing their brothers are and how they'd literally kill for them when in reality said brothers are the actual threats that enemies need to watch out for. Especially when said older brothers get hurt or worse. (God the possibilities there don't even get me started-).
Or how they could become friends, and possibly grow comfortable with one another to talk about the burdens they feel being the oldest brother as well as the leader of their groups and how stressful it actually really is.
Or them developing little habits from each other and using them in battle and whatnot.
Ohmigosh and the sacrificing thing. Just Sonic pushing Leo out of the way of danger, or Leo taking a nasty hit for Sonic.
Just bro. So many possibilities, so many things that could make them work out in the friendship department. Just......ohmigosh.
You, my friend, just unlocked the fangirl mode FYJGZSGJSSHSY
Sonic babysits Cream! He had attended tea parties, he would so join Leo to have tea parties with Chloe and being the hyperactive hedgie who gets adopted as honorary big bro of every child character in the franchise, has experience with keeping excited kids distracted. He'd be massive help when they gotta say goodbye to Chloe.
Leo tries to teach him stealth. It takes a whole lot of trials before he figures out that their method of stealth won't fit for Sonic. He's too impatient to sit still if he doesn't need to. Sonic makes an off-handed comment on how it was never a problem when he infiltrated Eggman's bases and the ninjas realize the method to teach stealth to the speedster was through his speed. He's swift enough to be invisible but not focused on stealth to be unrecognizable. Sonic and his friends were already formidable fighters but now they've learned forms and martial art techniques and stealth they're too powerful now.
The cons of this? Blue hedgehog is obsessed with scaring the living daylights out of anyone at any time and it's contagious enough to hit Leo and now they're both doing it. They almost gave Casey a heart attack twice in a span of 5 minutes.
......
Sonic starts feeling cooped up or heads out on a run and returns to find his little brother trying to placate four panicking ninjas and finds out this world isn't safe to be openly out and about in.
"But if the EPF finds out about you and your powers, they'll to capture you and dissect you-"
"Oh so this world's version of GUN then."
"What's GUN?"
"Military organization that pretends to be the protectors but they're just a bunch of single minded maniacs obsessed with firearms and experimenting on Mobians and making things worse"
"Ah, just like EPF. Got it."
..........
Sonic and Leo spar quite often with swords. What are you talking about, of course they aren't fan-boying at each other's skills, what do you mean Leo can deflect blows with his eyes closed, what do you mean Sonic literally wielded Excalibur shut up this is so awesome.
........
While on patrol with Raph and Donnie, some thug calls Tails a freak and, having heard this demeaning term and knowing the effect it can have on you through personal experience, the turtles freeze, white sliding over their eyes in silent rage as Raph lower the upset fox from his shoulders and hands him to Donnie before turning around and taking out his sais, street lights glinting off the metal blade.
"Take the kids home, I'll catch up in a few."
Donnie gives an understanding nod before stepping back, one hand moving to hold Sonic's as the other arm gently holds Tails, the purple clad turtle disappears into the shadows.
The terrified screams of the purple dragon echoed through the alley and tunnels as Donnie took the two mobians back home.
.....
Maybe letting Tails and Dee hang out without supervision wasn't the best idea. There's a molecular blaster in the lab and- are those blueprints of top secret EPF artillery?!
........
Leo and Sonic playing guitar together because they can and they have one.
........
Tails no. Tails you can't use Mikey to test your equipment when your brother is unavailable. TAILS WAIT NO HE'S TOO CHAOTIC-!
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“Being smart is a curse” ( THE RISE OF THE TMNT)!!
A/N: This is a tickle fic based off my fav turtle from ‘The Rise of The TMNT”, Donnie!! Haven’t finished yet, so no spoilers😭. It may seem like I made Donnie this really annoying nerd, but I can assure u, he’s my fav, and I’m joking😭.
Lee: Donnie
Ler(s): Leo, Mikey, Raph, brief April
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With Mikey:
“And that’s how I built Sheldon,” Donnie finished talking about his dumb robot thing to Mikey who literally didn’t ask.
“Uh, huh, cool,” Mikey was on his phone during Donnie’s whole “lecture”. Replying with words that’ll make it seem like he was listening.
“And… You don’t care.” Donnie slouched in his standing position.
“Nope, but it was rlly cool talking to ya, D!” The orange turtle waved him off as he continued looking at his phone, exiting the room.
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With Raph:
Donnie examined Raph’s fighting style on the side lines, cringing at his techniques. “Ya know, Raph, you gotta do it like this, or that way won’t be as effective while fighting the villains.” Donnie showed him a “good technique”.
Raph was kinda getting annoyed that Donatello kept telling him different ways to fight every step of the way, “I understand that, Donnie, but I like doing this better than that.”
“Hmmm,” Donnie pondered, “I still don’t see it.”
Raph sighed and face palmed, then he walked back inside from the rooftop.
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With Leo:
Leo was casually skating doing some tricks like he always does, while Donnie was on the side watching him. Leo couldn’t focus like this, so he stopped, and asked the purple turtle why he kept staring at him.
“Only bc I feel like I can do way better at skateboarding than you.” Donnie laughed almost mocking Leonardo.
The blue ninja turtle scoffed, “As if.”
“Nah, frfr, Wanna bet?” Donnie grinned, leaning on the wall. Which keep in mind, he just wanted to be cocky bc he had no skateboarding talent whatsoever.
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Mikey, Raph, and Leo all came together to complain abt Donnie’s cockiness within the last week.
“We need to put an end to him being a smartass.” Raph said.
“Uh huh, tottally. We need to think of something he absolutely HATES, that’ll knock him down a peg.” Leo agreed w/ Raphael.
They all thought of one thing he couldn’t stand, and that was… tickling.
“We could tickle him to make him understand.” Mikey jumped up, excited to be the first one to come up w/ an answer.
“Oh yh, remember that one time when April tickled the living crap out of Donnie, making him cry?” The blue ninja turtle drew a figment imagination in the other two turtle’s heads. Like a flashback.
“Mhm Mhm, we had to console him for hours.” Raph.
“Then we should do just that.” Leo ended the “family meeting”.
They all walked into their third youngest brother’s lair. “Hey, D!” Michelangelo nonchalantly walked to the right side of a very concentrated purple turtle.
“What’s going, Angelo?” Donnie didn’t look up to meet the orange turtle’s gaze, still focus on his witchery.
“Oh nun~”
Donatello kinda got a little nervous at Mikey’s tone, but shrugged it off.
Raph and Leo was still standing by the door way as to not get Donnie any idea abt what they were planning because, all of them standing by one smart soft shell turtle is looking for trouble.
“U still highly sensitive?~” Mikey poked Donnie’s side in a teasy tone, earning a squeak and a protest from the older turtle.
“Mikey…. Don’t touch me.” Donatello warned.
The youngest turtle motioned to his other two older brother’s, and they both took an arm and pinned the scared brother on the back of his soft shell. “AGH!! Guys!!! Get off of me, PLEASE!!”
“Not until u laugh~” Mikey poked repeatedly on Donnie’s twitching stomach.
“Ahahhahahaha, Mikey! Stop!” Donatello withered in place.
“Wow, u rlly are extremely ticklish, huh?” Leo joined in on the teasing.
“Ohhahahahah, please! We all know, youhuhuhuhuhu three will start gihihihigling too, if u wehehehehre tickled like thihihihihis, STOP!!”
“Awww he’s already begging, how cute.”
“Shut up, RAPH!!! Ahahhahahahahaah!!!”
“Hey! Be nice!” Mikey scratched his stomach harder now.
“MIKEY!!! StahAhaaoP!”
“Say ur Sry,” Mikey continued to tease his older brother.
“I’M SRY!!”
“Ur forgiven, but we’re not gonna stop yet.”
“Lucky for you, April told us where ur weak points are.” Leo cooed right by the soft shell turtles’ ear.
Donnie scrunched up his shoulder to get rid of the phantom tickles that vibrated against his ear w/ the help of his older brother. “Please, stahahaha-Stop!”
“No can do, D. We gotta teach u a lesson for always being so cocky, and out besting us.” Raph scratched the purple turtle’s exposed neck.
“Guhuhuhuhys, please! Just stohohohop it alr, I’m serious!”
“Yh, kinda hard to take u serious, Mr. Giggles.” Leonardo his collarbone, by gently tracing his finger around the sensitive bone.
“Please! Ihihihihit hurts.” Donnie lied through his teeth, trying to make it seem like it did so they would stop, but Mikey had other plans up his sleeve.
“Dw, Donatello, Mr. Delicate Touch, will make it to where it won’t hurt.” The youngest turtle pinned one of his arms above his head, and lightly traced up and down from his top ribcage to the center of his armpit. Tracing around inside, giving the center a few scratches as he teases. “Does it tickle when I ever so slightly scratch my way, starting from ur sides, all the way to ur armpits? Bet it’ll tickle so much more when I use a soft paint brush on ur delicate skin. We’ll see if ur still begging me to stop afterwards.” Ofc, Mikey didn’t have a paint brush, but just the thought of it twirling around on his exposed armpits, with Micheal’s continuous teases, made him shiver.
Donnie’s drawn on eyebrows furrowed in fear, wandering if he’ll ever get out of this soon bc he’s nearly abt to pass out from all this non stop tickle torture. Then he realized one person he could call on for help, or so to say, robot. “SEHEHEHHEEHLDON!!!!”
“Wsu, D?” Sheldon asked, almost blind as to what’s infront of him rn.
“Please! HEHHEHEHEHEHEHLP ME!”
Sheldon acted like he was thinking of what to say. Should he help him? Or not? He finally made up his mind, “No way, man. You’re on ur own.” And as if his name was Usain Bolt, he flew right out of the room.
“CURSE U, SHELDON!!” Donatello laughed, from Mikey’s continuous tickling to his armpits, Leo’s non-stop torment to his neck and ears, and Raph’s tormenting fingers on his stomach. Donnie was losing his mind.
He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t protest or talk, it felt like he had a migraine, and he was losing his vision. The three turtles were obviously oblivious to there ticklish brother’s agonizing pain, so they decided to tickle one last place, that’ll get him to scream… They flipped him over on his stomach, exposing his most vulnerable area, and his most sensitive.
“Ok, listen Donnie, u gotta make sure u don’t move too much or you won’t like the outcome,” Dr. Delicate Touch warned as he took off Donnie’s battle shell.
The 3rd oldest brother felt a hit of cold wind on his back, that signaled him to stop them while he still has the chance. “G-guys… Please don’t touch me there. I can-can’t stand it at all, and I’m being serious rn… Please…”
Mikey, Leo, and Raph couldn’t believe what they’re hearing. Was Donnie crying? They’re whole 15 years of living together, not once did they hear their stoic, always serious, never cutting corners, brother cry. They all realized that it was time to stop, so Leo put back on his battle shell, while they gave him space. Bc they just felt like he need time for himself since he needed to cool down after the torture they put him through.
“Ummm… D? Doctor Feelings is always here if u need someone to talk to, k?” And as Mikey finished his sentence, more so question, the three ending lers left the room. Donnie composed himself w/in 5 minutes after they left, but he stayed in there a little longer, figuring out the perfect revenge he can do to get back at them, individually.
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Donatello stood tall, resting his palms against the mahogany banister barely keeping the porch, let alone the entire cabin together. He found himself listening to the sounds of the woods. The wind wisps about, the birds chirping their midday song, and the rustling of leaves flowing in the breeze. 
He closed his eyes. He had never experienced anything like this. Being in nature was a foreign concept, having lived in the sewers of New York City for most of his life. And the moments he did leave the sewers, he and his brothers were left to deal with robots, ninjas, and mutants. 
And now, apparently Bigfoot too. 
If someone had approached him saying Bigfoot was real, that all the conspiracy theories from those podcasts he listened to were actually legit, he would have believed it without a second thought. He was a mutant turtle after all. Nothing surprised him anymore.
 Yet despite this, he was still utterly surprised at seeing how Bigfoot truly was. It- no, she was an enigma in her own right. 
She was no mythological creature made up by bored humans to scare others and spread conspiracy theories. She was real. She was real and alive and...obsessed with him. To a creepy degree. She was affectionate, sensitive, trailing him around like a hungry puppy looking for a snack. It was tiresome. It was embarrassing. 
"Now you know how April feels." Raph's voice echoed in his mind. 
He knew what that meant. It took a while, but he finally did. He was Bigfoot to April. A disgusting, sad individual who followed her around and embarrassed her. It was why she cringed after he made her the music box gift. It was also why she smiled at him, and hugged him with some devotion, but no true love behind her eyes. 
He had fucked up. Badly. 
"Hey stranger!" April chirped from behind him. 
"Gah!" He yelped in surprise.
She grinned sheepishly. "Sorry, I...thought you heard me walk outside. Guess these slippers are too quiet." She gestured to her rainbow narwhal slippers. 
Even with how beautiful she was, he felt sick to his stomach. 
"Everything alright? You look as concerned as Mikey did when I told him we ran out of frozen pizza last night." 
That made him chuckle a bit. "Yeah I'm fine. It's been...a weird day. 
April snorted.  "You can say that again. 
With mischief dancing in his eyes, he said it again.  "It's been a weird day."
"Smartass." 
He smirked. "It's what I do best. So...listen, about earlier---" His expression turned to that of pleading and anxious. "I'm sorry about the music box. I thought you would like it, and I dunno, I wanted to show my appreciation for you and it backfired and made me look desperate and-" 
April's expression softened. "Donnie, please."
He couldn't help but hide his face in shame. "You must hate me now." 
"No, Donnie, I could never...I would never hate you. Ever. You're one of my best friends in the whole world. I- I know I haven't exactly been the greatest friend ever, but I want you to know that I appreciate you guys so much. Even when I've acted off, you've always stuck by my side. I know it hasn't been easy to deal with me.
We've been through so much. So much loss."  
Donnie realized that she was not only talking about her father, but Splinter, and the city too. 
April exhaled. "Before Leo woke up, I was terrified we would lose him too. And that...we could all lose each other at any point. And that scares me so much." Her voice trembled slightly. 
Donnie's heart wanted to hug her. To comfort her, to let her know that he would never leave her. But something in the back of his mind held him back, to listen. 
"Donnie, I'm scared I'm going to lose you," She whispered. 
"You won't." He assured her without missing a single beat. 
"I already have."
Donnie blinked incredulously. "What? No, no, no you haven't. I'm right here, I promise, I will never leave you. You can count on me." 
April traced the banister with one fingertip, not looking back at him. "I've been having visions late at night when I can't sleep. They were like nightmares, but instead of forgetting them in the morning, they stuck around. And they're so clear and vivid too, I can't possibly forget them." She turned towards the stars, squinting as though she was recalling everything in her head. 
"I feel tension. Hatred. Discomfort. And then...nothing. Like it all disappears. You're all gone." 
"Gone?" He echoed. 
"Yes, gone. Like I said, it's only visions. But sometimes, I worry that it's already happening. You know---" She pointed towards herself, then back at him. "Your whole vendetta with Casey."
Donnie winced. "Oh...with me and Casey." He swallowed and folded his hands. "It's, well, I thought you knew but ah... The truth is April, I like you a lot. As in, more than friends." His cheeks heated up. "I realized Casey had feelings for you too, and I guess I felt jealous. I went to extreme measures just to get you to notice me." 
April's eyes widened, stunned. "Oh Donnie...I'm so sorry I---" 
"I know, I understand now after I dealt with Bigfoot. I'm this sad thing that follows you around. I'm just a mutant." 
"What? Donnie, I'm a mutant too! Have you already forgotten that?" 
"That's different, you're---"
"Human passing, I know, and I will never truly understand the struggles you and your brothers have gone through. Our experiences will always be different, but my point still stands." 
She reached out her hand, but the purple turtle pulled his away. "What about Casey?" Donnie asked. 
She frowned. "What about him?" 
"Ever since he joined our group, he's been...closer with you. I always felt so frustrated and angry, and maybe a little jealous. It's like he was intentionally getting under my skin by flirting with you." 
"Right..." April couldn't hide the slight discomfort in her expression. 
"And I guess I assumed you liked it. Him. You like him." 
She groaned. "I feel like no matter what answer I say will be the wrong one."
Donnie stared at her, startled. "What? 
"Like I'm a mouse running through a maze, but all the corners are closed in."
"That's not true--- it's your feelings." 
"Is it?" April chuckled half-hardheartedly to herself. "You just said how Casey made you feel uncomfortable every time he was friendly with me. Because we're friends." Donnie was surprised to see her scoff, almost cynical with her response.  "It was never about my own feelings, it was all about you and Casey's. Because if I pick one of you, the other will be upset. And if I pick neither? Then I've ruined everything." 
"But why do I have to make the big decisions? Why do we have to make everything so complicated? I just want to get along with everyone. I wanted friends, I wanted ...a family I---" Her voice cracked, and Donnie swore he could see her eyes glisten with tears that she roughly rubbed away. "I'm ..." 
"April...I'm so sorry." 
"Don't. Please. I don't want to hear it. I just want it to stop. I want my dad back. I want our home and...our lives to be normal again. I want to stop the Kraang and remain friends forever." 
Donnie nodded firmly. "I want to fix this." 
"I should be the one apologizing.  I shouldn't have acted the way I did. Especially after everything we've been through. I guess...I was just so focused on impressing you, and making you like me that I lost sight of what's really important." He smiled. "The bond we have as friends." 
April lifted her head slowly. 
"I know....words can't repair what I've done. I know I've hurt you.  But if you'd rather be friends, then that's cool with me."
"Really?" 
"I respect your feelings too much to let you get worked up over something like this. I actually like us being friends more, now that I think about it."
"Oh..." She wrapped her arms around him in a warm embrace. "I'm so relieved to hear that, D. I'll tell Casey too!"
The truth was, nothing had changed between them. Their friendship and love for each other was as strong as ever. 
Perhaps even stronger. 
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Have some random TR headcanons while i procrastinate on my art and writing, oopsies 😗
Draken will play a harder rock/softer metal while workin in the shop, such (his top pick is guns n roses, paradise city is his fav)
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The kawata twins are albino (i have some evidence to support this)
The kawata twins are also blaisian (black & asian)
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Mikey and emma are mixed as well (their mom is American, their dads are japanese)
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Mitsuya and draken are total snake guys
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Baji pretends to like snakes, he was weary meeting Mitusyas snakes (he has green tree python & lavender cornsnake), but screamed like a little girl when draken snuck up behind him and put his massive burmie on baji’s shoulders
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Mikey plays roblox regularly, one of his favourites is restraunt tycoon 2
↑ draken is often forced to play along, hes a GOD at breaking point and is pretty good at arsenal, just any horror game, and TOH
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In their spare time, kisaki and hanma spend a shit ton of cash on robux, They then flex their stuff and bully random kids (hanma likes bullying sonic kids, kisaki opts for danganronpa & genshin kids) sometimes ran will end up joining them. He has no specific groups he targets, hes just an ass to everyone. Hes also a GOD at bypassing the filter smartass
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Rindou, Mitsuya, Hakkai, and Hina all like 90-day & say yes to the dress
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Our favourite twin dragons (mitsuya and draken) are both pretty fluent in english. Mitsuya has more fluency and can speak it with a vey mild accent, kenny on the other hand has less fluency and a very heavy accent, when they’re pissed at mikey & baji toman for being loud or immature or something else along those lines, they will hold conversations in english clearly bringing up the others names while intensely glaring at them
Chifuyu and Hakkai are the the only ones who have a small grasp on their conversation.
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faetaiity · 1 year
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What would the guy's reaction be when s/o soft shell mutant reader somehow gets injured on their shell? A enemy kidnapped them and they faught back, BUT they were outnumbered leading to them having a big scratch on their back and it hurts so much. When the guy's get to the enemy base they'd see a collapsed reader on the floor in the middle of hundreds of unconscious bodies (they don't really kill people so yeah)
WAASYDJHJKFDSH SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THIS, THERE'S LIKE 11 OF Y'ALL ASKING STUFF AND I'M RUNNING OFF OF DUMB BITCH JUICE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They begin to overthink as soon as they see you aren't there; Donnie hasn't made you a Protective shell yet, it was high on his list, but he wanted to make it a lot stronger than his as you have no battle experience
The other three brothers aren't as scared as Donnie is at first, as they didn't account for your soft shell
Similar to another post I made about you getting kidnapped, Donnie finds his tracking device and guns it back to the Turtle Tank with his brothers not far behind
Finding your Approximate location was easy, they ran into the building where the tracker said you were
There was six rival Clansmen guarding the front, but even 10 wouldn't be enough as they were Furious, it wasn't like them to kill their enemies quickly but out of sheer panic that's exactly what they did
They started searching the floors Until Raph shouted for them to come up to the 2nd floor
There was three rival clansmen all around you knocked out, you looked up at them with fear
There was a giant gash on your softshell, blood oozing out, you had several bruises on your knees, face, arms and hands
Donnie instantly got over to you yelling about how you could've been killed, as if you had a choice in the kidnapping
Leo picked you up and made a portal to the turtle tank "C'mon Hermanos, they've been through some shit today and those wounds are gonna get infected soon" he stated blankly, two of his three brothers grumbling.
Mikey on the other hand, Walked over to the Three knocked out Rival clansmen and pulled out a long, thick chain plus a padlock
Wrapping it around them and locking it tightly before examining the room
"You four go ahead, I'll have some fun with them~" he cheerfully said, but even a fool could hear the sadistic undertone.
Leo carried you off into the portal, Raph followed after, Donnie was about to cross the portal before Mikey called (more like yelled) out to him
"Oi, Smartass, I need your help so I don't burn my scales off" Donnie sighed before walking over to his brother
"Leo, Close the portal, We'll be out in a minute" Donnie blankly said, as Leo nodded and closed the portal
Raph was babying you to the best of his ability, Fawning and cooing over you being strong enough to knock them out, It felt dehumanizing but more so in a way of a parent condescendingly praising their child as if they would be in trouble if they weren't as lucky, but this side of Raph was basically non-existent up until now to you
Leo was irritated and mockingly said "Awhhh how sweeeeeet, I might just puke from how toothrottingly cute this is~~" which gained a glare from Raph "Fuck off Leo, We all know behind that front you're shitting bricks"
Leo scoffed before suddenly Donnie and Mikey opened the door to the Tank and climbed in "Done with your Freaks night out?" Leo grinned, earning a middle finger from Donnie
They started the Tank, seconds later, a giant explosion erupted from the Building you were rescued from.
"WHAT THE FUCK DONNIE? MIKEY?"
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hermitcraft-8 · 1 year
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curling around u happily
do u want to tell me about the turtles?
-quiz
i can do that.
okay so my favorite is raph. in the original 1987 series he's a smartass smug little bastard who cracks jokes and tells people to kill themselves, which somehow got translated to him being a jackass with anger issues in the next few series (especially 2003 and 2012) but in rise they made him absolutely neither of those options and gave him oldest sister syndrome and an anxiety disorder.
my second favorite is usually mikey, but in rise my second favorite is actually leo. because he's awful and aggravating.
my least favorite is consistently donnie for some reason. especially the 2012 donnie
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High school au prompt, twin bed rps and soft dom Ray/Gerard for Wip asks please 🌸 Also I'm so intrigued by so many of these 👀
Thanks for asking about these! <3 I'm putting everything behind a cut because this might get a little long 😅
high school au prompt
This one was inspired by a tumblr post. I don't have a link to it but I have a screenshot here:
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I read that and thought that sounded like highschool!Gerard, Frank, and Mikey respectively. It grew a bit more context with Frank and Gerard at the very beginning of a relationship, having a sleepover at Frank's and a first kiss when they're lying awake in the dark and can't sleep because they're a bit overwhelmed (or at least Gerard is). The next morning, they head over to the Ways' to hang out with Mikey, which is when the scene from the prompt happens. And curiously enough, Ray is already there in Mikey's room too... Also featuring: Gerard pretending to like soymilk (and being very bad at it) and disagreements about the right tooth-brushing technique.
Twin bed RPS
This is another one of the Polyam Day Ficlet Fest fics that I didn't finish in time. The 'RPS' doesn't mean 'real person slash' btw, it's Rock Paper Scissors. The prompt was: "Winning a sweepstakes vacation for a "family of four" and having to rock-paper-scissors for who sleeps in the twin beds when they get there," so obviously I had to write about the mcr OT4 doing this. Since they all share one brain cell, they didn't expect this to be a more traditional 'family of four' setup and the whole thing where there are two bedrooms and one of them has two twins is a surprise. Obviously they need to find a solution because everyone wants to sleep in the double bed. They're all into cuddling, okay? They can't sleep alone. Because I like to write Gerard as a bit of a diva, he suggests the others can each spend one night in the double bed with him, easy. Since no one else is happy with that, Ray suggests rock paper scissoring it out. Which is basically where the fic ends because I haven't simulated that yet, so I don't know what happens next. Also featuring: Frank being too short, Mikey trying to be a smartass, Gerard calling him out on being a slut (with an eye roll), and Ray agreeing with the slut thing (but kissing Mikey's cheek about it).
Soft Dom Ray_Gerard
This fic is so old I genuinely don't remember what it was inspired by. I remember it's one of the fics I've talked about on a discord server a bunch and then never finished it. I always feel bad about doing that. No wait! I think it was inspired by Gerard in that Danger Days black shirt with giant armholes actually. Where the right angle lets you see like half his chest. Idek, sometimes ideas happen xD It's pretty much what it says on the tin: subby Gerard and very soft dom Ray. It's mostly kink with some smut, involving some serious hardware, restraints, a lot of praise and gentle touches, and Gerard getting really deep into subspace. And pain play! :D Because seeing all that soft, pale skin made me crave fic where someone pinches Gerard until his brain shuts off and he turns into a clingy, needy mess and Ray seemed patient and dedicated enough to make that happen.
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tsuy4n · 3 months
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Chaotic dumbass x (chaotic) Smartass / Moron x Genius (both still chaotic)
[Leo] >Donnie< [Raph] [Mikey]
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[Y/n]: Dee!
Donnie: Yes?
[Y/n]: Wanna see a butterfly?
Donnie: Wh–
[Y/n]: *throws butter across the room*
Raph: *passing by only to see a butter getting thrown and almost hit him* ???
Mikey and Leo: *wheezing on the floor* THAT WAS GOLD!
Donnie: *shaking head while leaving* You're all dumb dumbs.
[Y/n]: I wish I was a jellyfish. Just float around while looking all pretty.
Donnie: Jellyfish have no brains, therefore you are close to being one.
[Y/n]: Really? That's aweso– are you calling me stupid?
Donnie: *nodding* My point exactly.
[Y/n]: I couldn't sleep last night.
Mikey: *smiles cutely* They say that if you can't sleep someone's thinking about you.
[Y/n]: Who the fuck is thinking about me at 3 AM??
Donnie: [Internal panic]
[Y/n]: I just finished a 50-bit puzzle. It took four weeks.
Donnie: Four weeks? That's long.
[Y/n]: You think? On the box, it says 2-4 years.
Donnie:
[Y/n]: So, what's Donnie's type?
Leo: [h/c], [e/c], [clothing pref.], oblivious, good sense of humor, cute, and funny.
[Y/n]: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Leo: Did I mention oblivious?
[Y/n]: Yeah, why?
Leo: Okay, just making sure.
Donnie: When I said 'bring something from the coast', I meant seashells or something.
[Y/n]: *struggling to hold a seagull* How was I supposed to know!
Donnie: I've been keeping an eye on [Y/n].
Raph, Leo, Mikey: *shares a look*
Leo: You mean stalking them.
Donnie: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.
Raph: Is something wrong with Donnie? He's been laying on the floor in the kitchen for fifteen minutes, and Mikey's not looking too happy about it.
Leo: Oh, he's just a little overwhelmed.
Raph: Why? What happened?
Leo: [Y/n] smiled.
Donnie: Are you lying?
[Y/n]: That depends on your definition of lying.
Donnie: It– Its defined as not telling the truth. We've been through this. How else would you describe it?
[Y/n]: Reclining your body in a horizontal position, usually on a bed or couch.
Donnie: ...
[Y/n]: ...
Donnie: Get out.
[Y/n]: Fair.
Donnie: *on 17 different types of energy drinks at 3am, finished making a new invention.* I am fire. I am embers. I am flames. I am DEATH.
[Y/n]: *is having a sleepover at the lair, woke up to the sound of maniacal laughter* A fucking nightmare is what you are. Jesus, dee. Go to sleep.
*on their first date*
Donnie: *already knows but is a nervous wreck atm* So...what's your favorite color?
[Y/n]: *unimpressed* Really? Don't ask me dumb questions.
Donnie: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.
[Y/n]: [f/c]. My favorite color is [f/c]...
[Y/n]: *entering the lair* Heeey, how's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Donnie: I don't know, how are you?
[Y/n]: *blinks then blushes* Gre–
Leo: *shouting from across the room* I'm doing amazing, thank you!
Waiter: How would you like your steak?
[Y/n]: I'd like it a lot.
Waiter:
Donnie: He means how you want it cooked, [Y/n].
[Y/n]: In the kitchen, obviously. Wtf is wrong with you two??
Mikey, Raph, Leo: [ w h e e z i n g ]
Donnie: So we roll, then summersault.
[Y/n]: We'll get caught for sure.
Mikey: Are you guys planning a heist?
[Y/n]: *shares a look with Donnie* No. Raph's asleep and we need to get past him.
Raph: Explain to me how you two got into an accident.
[Y/n: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Dee didn't noticed so I said, "Donnie, deer!"
Raph: And?
[Y/n]: Tell him what you replied.
Donnie: *sighs* "Yes, love?"
Leo: Only genuises can say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Donnie: *Rolls eyes and scoffs* Oh, come on. No one's falling for that–
[Y/n]: IAMSTUPID
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misteria247 · 2 years
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Hello Gabrielle! 😊 I have six more questions for you. Q1: What are your thoughts on Rottmnt April? Q2: What are your thoughts on Rottmnt Ralph and Rottmnt Mikey? Q3: What are your thoughts on Rottmnt Splinter? Q4: What are your thoughts on Rottmnt's new Netflix film you watched? Q5: Describe 3 words on Rottmnt Donnie. Q6: Describe 3 words on Rottmnt Leo. ~🦋
Hola mi amigo! It's a pleasure to see you again! Now onwards to your questions!
To answer your first question, Rise April is honestly an awesome character! I love her personality and how spunky she is! Honestly she's great!!
To answer your second question, my thoughts on Rise Raph and Mikey are that I love them both very, very much and lowkey I'd die for them. Seriously I like love them sgsgsgsgsg.
To answer your third question, to be honest Rise Splinter at first kinda unnerved me because he was this laid back kind of guy, however he quickly grew on me! From his smartass comments to his obsession with his tv shows to his somewhat dramatic moments he's lowkey hilarious!!
To answer your fourth question, I've got to be honest I haven't actually had a chance to watch the full movie yet seeing as I don't have a Netflix. But-! I'm also not above being spoiled for said movie so I basically got the basics of the movie and its plot so I pretty much know what happens....mostly lol. Maybe one day I'll be able to see the full movie but a girl can dream!
To answer your fifth question, Donnie in three words: Eyebrows, Sarcasm, Drama Queen.
To answer your sixth question, Leo in three words: Smartass, Funnyman, Low Self Esteem. (Like buddy you okay there???)
Hope these answers satisfied you Anon and thank you for stopping by!!!
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artical3237 · 9 months
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i remember being a kid watching mikey bustos and being "wait some ppl actually think filipinos are basically just spanish?" and thinking that that part of the video was stupid.
and then i met that kind of idiot online in a yt reply section... (that guy's actually not that dumb. just being a pretentious and horribly offensive smartass)
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