I’m not even in this fandom 🤨
Made this for my friends because they won’t stop quoting some stupid ass video and they’re obsessed with this game… I will admit, he’s giving babygirl
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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
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My brother just assaulted me with mild sauce packets from Taco Bell
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I don’t think it’s simple as that anymore.
"... No. No, that- I didn't even feel that, so it can't have been- that's not-"
"I'm seeing things, I'm just seeing things!"
"I'm gonna wake up, and this'll all just be-"
"... Be... be a... a f, a fever dr..."
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My fake blood looks like strawberry sauce, what do?
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Thinking about the time I was at taco bell with my friends in the drive through and the convo went like this:
Bf: *ordering for us since he was driving*
Friend: oh wait, I want mild sauce too
Bf: how much?
Friend: uhhh, like a lot. Like a metric fuck ton.
Bf: *to the speaker* uh yeah can I get like a metric FUCK TON of mild please?
Employee: how much exactly is a metric fuck ton? *us laughing uncontrollably and he sighs* second window please.
He gave us an entire medium sized bag half full of mild sauce and a few others. We coulded and it was like 140 packets
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