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kaythegayest · 8 months

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Cursed images.

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu memes #lu art #lu fanart #lu chain #lu warriors #lu wind #linked universe warriors #linked universe wind #mildly cursed #cursed image #cursed

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wolf-tail · 1 month

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A young Roboute Guilliman on Macragge: Father, I believe I am attracted to other men as much as I am women.

Konor Guilliman, assuming that his big, strong, masculine son will be a top: So long as you will eventually marry and produce an heir, it does not matter my son.

Roboute in the military barracks an hour later:

#nsfvv #wh40k #warhammer 40k #roboute guilliman #mildly cursed #look me in the eyes and tell me he's not bisexual

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kissoflightning · 6 months

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Amanda is so done with Connor

Lmao this looks so silly!

@iwonderwh0 @rk1k @8-rae-rae-8

#character swap fail #cursed detroit #mildly cursed #funny shit #dbh #detroit become human #amanda dbh #dbh connor #detroit: become human #connor rk800 #dbh amanda #character swap #dbh mods #model swap #KOL: MODS

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yokohamapound · 2 years

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OKAY OKAY s/o asking Chuuya and Dazai (separately) if they want a bite out of a banana and then end up shoving it down their throat🙏 PLS

I don't know how you guys come up with this stuff, but I love it so much. 😂

Characters: Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya

Contents: gn!reader, surprise oral, I guess?, little bit nsfw

Dazai Osamu

Dazai is one of those guys that tends to want something because you have it. If you order different things at a restaurant, he wants to try some of yours too, and will sulk if he's not allowed to. (Or scheme to distract you and swipe some like the thief he is.)

He also has a bad habit of leaning over and just taking a bite out of whatever you're eating. This can be very annoying, especially because that big mouth of his can translate to big bites.

"Seriously, half my croissant in one bite? You fucking..."

-spraying crumbs- "Yoo wuff it."

"I do not love it."

There you are, sitting next to him on a sunny day, peeling a perfect, ripe banana. You feel him shift next to you, and you just know he's going in for the drive-by chomp.

You're ready.

He leans in, mouth opening to snatch the first bite of banana. But before his teeth can close down on that soft banana-y goodness, your hand jerks up and it's like he's deep-throating Big Bird.

But.

This is Dazai.

He moans, and takes it deeper.

You're frozen in shock, and mounting embarrassment, as he sloooowly pulls back, lips wrapped around the banana in a way that can only be called slutty, and lets it pop free of his mouth.

"Bella, what made you think I have a gag reflex?"

Nakahara Chuuya

Chuuya's pretty generous with what's on his plate. If you asked him for the last bite of steak, he would (grumpily) give it to you, if you're his s/o.

He used to live by street-rat rules, where you don't take someone else's shit, although he's since grown out of it.

He might occasionally steal a few bits of popcorn or some chips if you're snacking near him, but he's nowhere near as bad as some people he could name.

He loves it when you offer him food, though. Cooking for him flips his simp switch. Which is what makes it kinda mean when you pull the gag on him.

He brightens when you offer him a bite of banana, leaning over to get some. Only to have it plunging toward the back of his throat.

Chuuya retches, yanking your hand away from his face.

"The hell was that for?" he asks, red-faced, spitting. "You tryin' to make a point? I don't do that to you!"

"Aww, I was just messing with you..."

"You damn brat."

"Here, I've got a video of someone doing it to Dazai."

"...show me."

#Yokohama Pound #Dazai Osamu #Nakahara Chuuya #bsd headcanons #bsd imagines #Dazai x Reader #Chuuya x Reader #bsd x reader #mildly cursed

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crowdress-48 · 3 months

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A collection of McEmu drawings i did last summer. I don't know what possessed me to make this.

#art #my art #emu #emu otori #project sekai #emu pjsk #project sekai on crack #mildly cursed #mcdonalds #ronald mcdonald #clown

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loki-wants-an-army · 1 month

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spn and pjo might actually work as a crossover- a brief essay

Percy Jackson and Supernatural would actually make a decent crossover- both having that early 2000s, road trip Americana vibe mixed with myths and monsters of the week. Dean and Sam would freak the hell out. Percy and Annabeth would be sassy and suspicious as shit.

Annabeth wouldn't know about them, having spent most of her life on the run and then sequestered at camp, but it's entirely possible Percy or maybe even Grover might've seen Dean and Sam's mugshots somewhere or something. Percy can't be too quick to judge based on that alone considering his own dodgy record, but still it does warrant concern.

Imagine- from the Winchesters' end it sounds like there's weirdly consistent descriptions tied to rumors of kids disappearing or involved in almost inexplicable altercations. From the kids' perspective it's running into weird guys who seem to be a little too aware of the things most people ignore with the mist, while they're on an important quest away from camp.

They could bump into each other a few different times on the road before either one group finally decides to confront the other, or they end up in the same battle. Maybe the brothers save them in a fight, maybe it's the other way around and the kids (especially Annabeth) end up doing the rescuing instead. I don't know, it could be interesting and funny both ways. Let's just say they take turns.

Or alternatively, maybe the halfbloods just happen to pull up to some random town diner or motel, near flat broke and at least a little bloody, running from a monster the Winchesters also happen to be tracking, or vice-versa you could have the brothers arrive somewhere chasing a monster the kids happen to already be running from, and the conversation starts from there, with Sam leading with a few careful questions.

Naturally, when he realizes they're the direct target of the attacks and that it'll probably continue that way if not get worse, Dean frets over them even more, because he's a good guy like that, and then he accidentally ends up semi-adopting the gang, or at the very least reluctantly cross-country taxi driving this group of insanely powerful but scary young demigods (and a satyr)- who apparently have superpowers and their own magic weapons made of a special monster-killing celestial bronze- he should see about adding that to the arsenal- while Sam asks all kinds of questions about Greek monsters and the gods, updating and expanding on his notes, initial enthusiasm quickly tempered by increasing alarm.

They can also bond by angsting over shitty parents, hell knows Dean would immediately cave and take them all under his wing for that alone.

I think it could be an interesting parallel between the hunters and the hunted. Both tormented by monsters and unable/unwilling to give up the fight, and in Sam's case he could also relate to the whole "being haunted by visions" thing. I also imagine Percy and Annabeth's flaws of unwavering loyalty and pride respectively might make an interesting match with the themes of Supernatural. Plus I'm a sucker for found family tropes that follow their own unique dynamics and don't try to just mirror a weird, idealized, suburban nuclear family unit.

edit: Oh! Also Dean hates airplanes and Percy can't do flying because of the whole Zeus wanting to kill him thing

#idk if this has been considered before. tbh it probably has- this is tumblr dot hell after all- but I'm just gonna say it anyways #might be the best or worst thing I've ever written here depending on your perspective #but I honestly think it could work #spn #supernatural #pjo #percy jackson #spn and pjo crossover #is this cursed? maybe. let's tag it as such just in case #mildly cursed #compels me though

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poisoned-ai-data · 6 days

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my favorite bread of lion