#milo sparks

[senamarais]

My Favourite Screenshots from Gossip Girl: Season Four; Dan Humphrey, Part 1.

#gossip girl #gossip girl aesthetic #aesthetic #dan humphrey #penn badgley #milo sparks #milo humphrey #dan x milo #dan and milo

[vanderwoodlings]

The thing about mini me Milo is that for it to be good it has to be tragic

#will explain in next rb #milo humphrey #milo sparks #georgina sparks #georgina and milo #original nonsense

[riotgrrlia]

I’m rewatching Gossip Girl 2021 to try and relate to the seemingly insane hatred that everyone has for the show. (I don’t get it, it’s well written and is an excellent example of the current state of the rich kids today just as the original was then)

But now I’ve run into Milo again, and I must have missed it the first time, but this is Milo *SPARKS*

Oh yeah, I remember you. Georgina’s Baby.

The way the characters are so well intertwined with the original, even without them being in the show is a feat in and of itself.

But no wonder Milo is the Schemer he is, he did have Georgina as a Mother.

#gossip girl 2021 #milo #milo sparks #gossip girl #Georgina #Georgina sparks

[strideofpride]

Oof, just had some very dark Milo thoughts re: adoption and biological parentage. I think I'm going to put it under a read more, so this is your dead dove do not eat warning.

So like...with all the Roe v Wade stuff going on, I've been seeing a lot of threads on Twitter about how adoption is not the simple solution it's presented to be. In a perfect world, adoption should be very limited, because everyone has access to abortion and social systems are put into place that makes it possible for people to be able to afford to keep their children. Obviously there are extreme cases with abusive parents and such, but overall, adoption should be very rare. (In fact, the goal of the foster system has even recently been changed from adoption to reunification of the biological family*)

This thinking comes from adoptees themselves. I can't tell you how many adoptees I saw on these twitter threads sharing how traumatizing their adoptions were. They don't have access to their original birth certificates at all and are often completely cut off from their bio family, even when they don't want to be.

Now, the Milo of it all: I in no way think Georgina would be a better parent than Dan. But I could see a world in which a teenage Milo would become very curious about his bio family, especially his dad, because he obviously would still know who his mom is in this specific case. But even so, not having any contact with his mom could still be really hard for him, and I could see teenage Milo trying to reconnect with her, learn more about his bio dad...only to find out he was a Russian mobster. And the rabbit hole he would go down because of that, finding out that he shares DNA with someone who probably kills people for a living...well, that would fuck pretty much anyone up :(

I guess I'm sharing all this cause I know we all act like it would be smooth sailing for Milo if Dan just adopted him and it's fiction so we can just go down that route...but sometimes I think it is worth it to unpack fiction in a real world context

*I should put a disclaimer that I am personally someone who has no current contact with their bio dad, I do very much get why biological family is not always the best solution, I'm just stating a fact here, not offering my personal opinion.

#i feel like i should tw this but I dont even know with what #milo humphrey #milo sparks #gossip girl #gg meta

[carebooks]

listen, i was NOT going to fall down the most recent gossip girl rabbit hole after the mess that season 1 was, but then as i watched the trailer (just out of sheer curiosity) i am thoroughly reminded of the throuple that is Aki, Max, and Audrey and i find myself very close to clicking play and then the trailer hits me with GEORGINA SPARKS AND SUDDENLY I AM THIS ENTIRE SHOW’S BITCH LIKE YES, HERE, TAKE MY MONEY, TAKE MY SOUL, TAKE EVERYTHING I GOT

I swear to god, if she’s just here for a three minute cameo I am going to be so pissed.

#she also better be ready to give kate some shit over being an adult and posting shit about minors #like i would like just one line just one fucking line about how messed up it is #gossip girl #gossip girl 2021 #georgina sparks #milo sparks

[your-fave-is-crippled]

These characters wear glasses!

image one: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is ami from sailor moon faintly smiling at the viewer with books in her arm and the other hand holding her reading glasses. :end id]

image two: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is margo from despicable me smiling at the viewer from the side with her arms crossed. :end id]

image three: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is sam from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 looking up to the side with an amazed open-mouthed smile and her right hand resting on her hip. :end id]

in order: Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon, Margo Gru from Despicable Me and Sam Sparks from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2!

image four: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is ozpin from rwby smiling at the viewer. :end id]

image five: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is glenda from rwby turned a quarter to the side with her right hand out giving an explanation. :end id]

image six: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is austin from austin powers giving a thumbs up and a wide smile to the viewer. :end id]

in order: Headmaster Ozpin from RWBY, Glenda Goodwitch from RWBY and Austin Powers from the Austin Powers Movies!

image seven: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is milo from atlantis giving an enthusiastic look to the side. :end id]

image eight: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is geppetto from the animated Pinocchio doing an enthusiastic pose with his arms out to his left and an open-mouthed look on his face. :end id]

image nine: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is the white rabbit from the animated alice in wonderland freeze-framed mid-rush holding a giant pocket watch with a worried glance upward. :end id]

in order: Milo Thatch from Atlantis, Geppetto from Pinocchio and the White Rabbit from Alice In Wonderland.

image ten: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is ace from chicken little puffing out his chest with a determined smile directed at the viewer. :end id]

image eleven: [id: a flag with a grey border around 7 vertical stripes ranging from left to right as orange, dusty orange, dark orange, orange-grey, dusty pink, light pink and muted pink. on top of the flag in the middle of the image is junie b jones from the junie b books freeze-framed mid-twirl giving the viewer a bright smile. :end id]

in order: Ace from Chicken Little and Junie B Jones from Junie B!

#characters with glasses #glasses #your fave has glasses #your fave wears glasses #glasses wearer #junie b #junie b jones #ace chicken little #milo thatch #geppetto #the white rabbit #austin powers #glenda goodwitch #headmaster ozpin #ozpin #ami mizuno #sailor mercury #margo gru #sam sparks #your fave blog #your fave is

[terrainofheartfelt]

What's so great about milo? Seems like an evil weird loser on the new GG. Just curious, is just dilf Dan?

oh, well, therein lies the fault. gg reboot Milo Sparks is #notmymilo

I don't watch the reboot, I don't intend to watch the reboot, so any meta questions about the reboot are not going to get a good answer from me.

I mean, I don't expect him to be great, he's just a baby. just a little guy and just...he's adorable! look at this nugget!!!!

and idk, it's like every other minor character blorbo to me, the significance of who they are in relation to the main characters only to never be heard from again, I want to fix it! (see also my obsessions with Scott Rosson and Alison Humphrey) it's the waht-could-have-been more than anything for me.

and I don't think it's hyperbole to say that Milo is the greatest heartbreak of Dan's life. and digging into that is just fun for me.

and I mean...dilf!dan is just the sprinkles on top of the story cupcake.

#source: senamarais #seriously s/o to sena I knew just the screencap I needed to make my point and I knew just where to go to find it #it's an archive! #sena you absolute librarian! [affectionate] #asks #anon #milo humphrey #milo humphrey my most beloved #but i will say that i am a simple bitch #and even though i do not ever want to have a baby #seeing an attractive man being good with a baby #makes me illogically attracted to that #it's gotta be evolutionary #i remember a girl in college once saying about something she found hot: #'my ovaries started dancing' #and that's....that's relevant I feel to my point here. #gg meta #this milo sparks that's on the new gg...i pretend I do not see it #the only post canon milo that exists to me is the one leila writes in their fic series

[that-milo-kid]

feeling really sad rn. bc im the only aroace in a group of alloromantics and i feel like almost everything they say is a reminder that i dont experience what some of them very outwardly consider to be something that everyone experiences.

there is something so isolating in knowing you'll never truly relate to them.

#idk man i just #im actually getting really sad i have no idea what sparked it or why now but #there will be something that they can relate to forever and ill never have that #also the amount of comments???/nm #im not mad at my friends at all if ur one of my irls i love you guys #there are just constant comments coming from all of them. all the time #and i know they never mean it or think about it too much but everytime someone says something like thay i get a little bit sadder #aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexuality #arospec #aspec #milo rambles #vent post #i guess??? idk man

[trevlad-sounds]

New mix up with a bit of everything.

#the future sounds of london #hdsunrise #matthew halsall #The Gondwana Orchestra #caterina barbieri #Dr Timothy Leary #mmm #Emerson Kitamura #zyggurat #bon iver #kratos himself #igor b #moonglyph #Nicolas Gaunin #chrome sparks #Albrecht La Brooy #Kranglan BC #harald bjork #Maxime Robillard #Milo McBride

[senamarais]

4.03 the undergraduates Georgina Sparks looks,

like or reblog if you save please <3

#bonus milo picture bc he's so cute with his little hat #Georgina Sparks #Aesthetic #georgina sparks looks #georgina sparks outfits #michelle trachtenberg #fashion #gossip girl #gossip girl aesthetic #gossip girl fashion #gossip girl couple #dan x georgina #georgina x dan #Dan Humphrey #penn badgley #Milo Humphrey #milo sparks #dan x milo

[vanderwoodlings]

Consider this an open invitation to expand on the topic of Georgina and religion 👀

Well, see, it’s less Georgina and religion and more the Sparks family and religion.

(And a note before we begin: to be clear, I’m not talking shit about any of these denominations as a whole, or about conversion as a whole, or Christianity as a whole. I’m talking about the experiences of characters who are clearly having not great times, and so I don’t focus on the good stuff, but Christianity does have lots of very, very good stuff in it. Unfortunately, it’s also got stuff like this.)

So here’s the thing. For Georgina to end up in her special little cult experience, her parents had to send her there. Which, like, I know we only get one scene of them but just personally I honestly would have pegged them for more like. Terrible Episcopalians than terrible Baptists

(My guess on the group Georgina was with’s background comes without having watched those episodes again, but A) focus on dressed down style, B) ‘no alcohol’ rule, and C) the whole thing with the tambourines.)

So. Georgina’s parents. They’d actually sent her to various rehabs pre-series, and other such things, and one of the more unfortunate habits of certain Christian denominations (especially your terrible Baptists) is their habit of hardcore proselytizing. Usually this functions to get their members rejected and to create a more defined in-group that feels a sense of persecution, but sometimes—especially when it happens to people under stress—it works.

I’d guess that this is happens sometime during season one.

Georgina’s relationship to religion after ‘the bitch is back’ goes a little all over the place—“i haven’t been this bored since I believed in Jesus” comes in between “Jesus and I have redefined our relationship” and “Jesus owes me one.” Probably because she’s doing a lot of redefining—she’s questioning, and she’s not sure how she feels about any of this stuff

And the thing is that Georgina, more than anything, just wants someone she loves to stay. Of course, wanting to burn everything down until she stops being bored is a very close second, but it happens. Still, one of the premises of Christianity—especially the kind you get on a worship retreat full of teenagers—is that Jesus loves the whole of humanity, unconditionally. And I figure that that’s why, despite her trouble with the whole ‘morals’ thing (and, like, all the legitimately fucked up shamed-based overly restrictive shit she probably got fed), Georgina can’t just decide she’s done.

I think that Milo probably grows up attending irregularly—Christmas and Easter with his grandparents, every year, but anything else depends on his mom. He doesn’t have a lot of positive associations with holidays—they’re high stress and he gets yelled at a lot—and spending an hour or two sitting in a pew (or a folding chair, seeing as these are Baptists) listening to some guy talk about salvation… doesn’t really help.

Someone probably asked about him getting baptized once he turned twelve, and didn’t take his uncomfortable shrug well, so he’s probably technically done that in a haze of fire and brimstone fear and adult talking loudly and aggressively obedience.

I think Dan’s somewhere on the line between agnostic and atheist—he’s a pretentious fucker, and if he thought religion mattered much at all to his life experience, we’d have heard about it. Serena isn’t really into the whole organized religion thing but she is a believer in spiritual somethings.

Dan probably kind of awkwardly brings it up when Milo first moves in, and Milo just says no, no, he’s good, and then again in December, and Milo hesitates a little more this time before deciding that he’d rather not. He keeps feeling weird about it for a good long time, though. It is what it is.

#georgina sparks #milo humphrey #georgina and milo #serena van der woodsen #dan humphrey #the sparks family #towgd au #asks #strideofpride #i also like. canon gives us secular xmas eps and thats. not my jam as someone for whom that’s a very religious holiday #so yknow. other reasons we’re doing new years instead #this is a meta tag

[strideofpride]

Chapters: 11/12 Fandom: Gossip Girl (TV 2007) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf, minor Nate Archibald/Blair Waldorf - Relationship, very minor Carter Baizen/Blair Waldorf Characters: Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Serena van der Woodsen, Tripp van der Bilt, Aaron Rose, Nelly Yuki, Dorota Kishlovsky, Nate Archibald, Harold Waldorf, Eleanor Waldorf, Diana Payne, Carter Baizen, Georgina Sparks, Rufus Humphrey, Chuck Bass, Milo Humphrey, Vanessa Abrams Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1960s, Alternate Universe - 1970s, Alternate Universe - Journalism, loosely based on Good Girls Revolt, Period-Typical Sexism, Period Typical Bigotry, Period Typical Anti Semitism, jewish!Dan Humphrey, References to eating disorders, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Attempted Sexual Assault Summary:

Blair beams up at him. “I am so proud of you.”

“I’m proud of us,” Dan corrects. “As far as I can tell, you and I are kicking everybody else’s ass.”

Or, the one where Dan's a star reporter and Blair's his researcher. For now.

#new chapter alert #the penultimate chapter #dair #gossip girl #dan x blair #blair waldorf #dan humphrey #georgina sparks #milo humphrey #harold waldorf #eleanor waldorf #carter baizen #nate archibald #serena van der woodsen #nelly yuki #otp: dan loves me for me #my fics

[cal-flakes]

dealer!rafe bringing barry and other important ppl in the business home, and then they all find reader in her underwear dancing around the kitchen w a joint (the music was so loud she didn’t hear them come in)

╰┈➤ prying eyes (blurb)

warnings: drug use, mentions of a gun, swearing.

summary: y/n gets caught in an awkward situation.

“california..knows how to party!” she sang, shimmying around the kitchen island with nothing but a pair of pink panties and a white t-shirt covering her. her feet danced around next to their dog, milo, who tilted his head at her.

blowing out a cloud of smoke, she quickly tapped the ash from her joint into the ashtray, swaying her hips to the music to the 90’s beat as she did.

she chuckled at the concerned look on milo’s face before kneeling in front of him, grabbing one of his paws to mimick her dancing. “let me welcome everybody to the wild-wild west..” she rapped, giggling as the bulldogs tail wagged.

this went on for a while as she let her playlist play through, dancing and smoking around the kitchen. she was pretty high, but she gained a much higher tolerance for it having been around rafe for so long, he was a terrible influence.

y/n jumped up in excitement as miami started playing through the built in sound system, specially fitted for her and her love of music. “party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn” she sang, waving her arms to the beat.

she didn’t even notice milo running out of the room, tail wagging furiously. sparking the freshly rolled joint, she inhaled deeply, bopping her head to the music as her hips swung.

the volume in the kitchen was so loud, she failed to hear the multiple voices nearing her.

rafe continued explaining to barry and some others what he had done with the cross, walking them through the process of melting it down. fully immersed in the conversation, his reaction to the other boys’ jaw’s dropping was slightly delayed.

“so now we’re gonna- what?” he spoke, his head turning in the same direction, he too was utterly surprised to find his girlfriend jumping around the kitchen, completely oblivious to the four boys stood in the doorway.

he quickly noticed her lack of pants as she scanned her small frame, suddenly pulling his gun from his waistband, pointing it in their direction. “close your fucking eyes and turn around!” he snapped, watching as the two unfamiliar boys cowered, yet barry chuckled, simply turning away from the kitchen.

lowering the weapon, he pulled his phone out to override the sound system, cutting the music off.

“what the- oh fuck!” she shrieked, moving behind the island, covering her lower half from any prying eyes. her cheeks flushed as rafe’s furious stare caught her eyes. “hey, you didn’t tell me! this isn’t my fault!” she pled, pointing accusingly in his direction.

“upstairs y/n. take milo too” he said, venom lingering on his tongue. nodding frantically, she began ushering milo through the house while rafe quickly diverted the trio of men in the opposite direction, ensuring they wouldn’t catch a glimpse of anything.

she scurried up the stairs, phone in one hand and a bag of chips in the other. sighing, she pushes open their shared bedroom door, launching herself onto the bed.

she chuckled as milo whined beside her, laying his heavy head on her stomach. “we’re in trouble miles..” she groaned, stroking the soft fur between his eyebrows.

#rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron x fem!reader #outer banks #outerbanks rafe #rafe cameron #obx #rafecameron #rafe obx #dom!rafe #soft!rafe cameron #dealer!rafe cameron #dealer!rafe #rafe outer banks #soft!rafe #mean!rafe cameron #mean!rafe

[jacks347]

I have a feeling that Babe was really nervous about integrating into the pack since they were unempowered and (depending on if you think Angel came before them or not) was the first unempowered mate or was the newest unempowered mate.

So how did they cope with this? By having a notebook full of all the little things they learned about the pack and its mates.

Pages are scattered and random, just scribbled notes whenever they hear something.

For example:

Sweetheart knows...at least two languages. Maybe more. Further testing required. Spanish was expected. Korean was not.

Pretty sure Sam only owns flannels. Definitely sure that it drives Milo crazy.

Darlin used to have a smoking habit. Doesn't like to talk about it. Probably something to do with Quinn. Still coughs like a smoker though. And carries a lighter.

David chews on his lip when he's thinking, bites his nails when nervous. Remember the difference.

Milo owns a cat!! Calls him Aggro, no idea if that's his full name or just a nickname.

Darlin does tricks with their lighter when bored. Stresses David out, thinks they're going to catch a spark on their jacket and light themself on fire. To his credit, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen.

Angel is the last to fall asleep at sleepovers. How they stay up until 3 AM then wake up at 8 being fully refreshed is worth scientific testing.

Sweetheart makes the most intense eye contact. Probably part of their investigator training but it's a little scary.

Milo judges everyone's outfit whenever they enter the room. Every time. Quick flick up and down. Head tilt if he approves. Eyebrow twitch if he doesn't.

Sam's house has no pictures of him from before the turn?? Is that a normal thing for vampires??

Angel doesn't know how to sit in a chair normally. Shocked they don't break something with some of their positions.

My babe is smart and beautiful an

ASHER STOP MESSING WITH MY NOTEBOOK

#asmr roleplay #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted shaw pack #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted asher #redacted babe #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted headcanons #this was so silly #but i had fun #and thats all that matters #i think #enjoy i guess #:p

[terrainofheartfelt]

Dan × Georgina + blood & bath 👀

Dangina + Blood & Bath

Dan wakes up suddenly, with a start, daylight still streaming through the windows. 

He sits up quickly, scrambling, until his eyes land on Milo, still fast asleep. 

He lets out a deep breath, and scrubs a hand over his face, and gets up slowly, careful not to jostle the baby still asleep on his bed. 

(He knows it’s bad, all the books he’s read in the last two months say that it’s bad. They’ve been meaning to make a real nursery for weeks now, but there just never seems to be time. Whenever there’s time to spare, Dan always ends up accidentally asleep, like now.)

He situates Milo on the bed, takes away all potential hazards, and places two of the pillows from the head of the bed at the baby’s sides for security. He holds his breath the whole time, but Milo sleeps on, and for a rare moment, everything is perfectly quiet. 

“Shit – goddammit – fuck!”

Dan nearly jumps out of his skin at the fierce string of expletives coming from outside the room, then he immediately casts an anxious eye to the baby, but he’s thankfully still asleep. It must be a testament to Milo’s Sparks’ DNA, the ability to be unbothered by whatever his mother’s got going on now. 

Dan is not so gifted, so after one more glance to his son he rushes out of the room, following the source of the scream into the bathroom. 

Georgina’s head jerks up when he appears at the doorway, her mouth pulled in a tight grimace, pale eyes blazing like they had when she’d gone into labor: shock, pain, and a not insignificant amount of panic.  

He looks her over frantically, trying to find the source of the scream—Georgina’s hardly the type of girl to implode at the sight of a spider, so it must be serious. She’s wrapped in the flannel bathrobe that Lily bought him for Christmas last year but he never used, and there’s his razor that he hasn’t used since Milo was born clutched in her left hand, and —

“Holy shit.”

The reason for the scream becomes apparent when Dan sees the bloody mess around her left ankle. 

Georgina still says nothing, but her face hardens into some twisted jovial nonchalance. 

“Are you okay?” he asks, stepping forward, even though part of him really doesn’t want to. 

Her veneer cracks for a second, and then it’s back. “I’m fine. Just cut myself shaving, is all.”

“That’s all? It’s fucking Sweeney Todd in here, Georgie.”

She scoffs. “Don’t worry about it. Go check on the baby or something.”

“Milo’s asleep,” Dan says bluntly, taking the razor out of her hand. “Though your scream nearly woke him up.”

Georgina lifts her shoulders in a shrug. “Consider it payback.” 

Dan blinks at her for a second, before shaking it off, tossing the bloodied razor into the sink behind him. “Come on.” 

He puts an arm around her and guides her to step out of the bathtub, then pushes her down by her shoulders to sit on the side of it. 

Once satisfied she’s not about to make a break for it, he turns around to face the cabinet over the sink, pulls out the first aid basics he needs, and wets a clean washcloth. 

Dan sits down on the closed toilet seat, directly opposite Georgina, then cups a hand around her calf, guiding her leg up to balance her foot on his knee. He starts cleaning the wound, mopping up the blood surrounding it. Despite the gore that greeted him at first sight, it doesn’t actually look that bad. 

“I think it’ll be okay,” he announces, glimpsing Georgina’s face as she watches him work, teeth worry at her lip. “But if you’d rather go to the ER to get it checked out –”

“No,” she says quickly, cutting him off, “no hospital.” She crosses her arms over her chest. “I’ve banked more than enough time there, thank you very much.”

Two memories fly to the front of his mind, the first, from Milo’s birth a few weeks ago. On the way from holding to delivery, Georgina had refused to let go of his hand, and he’d had to power walk to keep up with the gurney. Once the team of doctors and nurses had turned away, she’d whispered, so small he might not have been supposed to hear it. “I hate hospitals.”

The other memory is less sharp, blurred by time and whatever they had been drinking that night on the roof, Georgina telling him about the latest of horrific rehab facilities her parents had shut her in because they didn’t want to deal with her. No wonder she hates hospitals. 

“Okay,” he tells her now. “Then we’ll just deal with it here.” 

She meets his eye briefly, and nods. 

He bobs his head in return, then goes back to work. 

It’s not that bad, but it’s still pretty grisly, the blade had taken a decent chunk of skin off her ankle, and the water from shaving had made the blood run faster, hence the mess. 

Dan gets the bleeding to slow with the washcloth, and uses the antiseptic wipes he found in the cabinet to clean the wound as best he can.

Georgina hisses when the wipe touches her skin, no doubt from the sting, and Dan shushes her on instinct, like she’s Milo, and brushes his thumb over her leg in a soothing gesture. 

He feels her stiffen in the hand holding her leg in place. It’s an odd thing for them, tenderness, it hadn’t really ever been something they shared between them. It was what Dan had liked about her at first, honestly, that he didn’t have to try to be anything, and he liked that she wasn’t gentle with him, either, which is a can of worms he is not going to open right now, or possibly ever. 

They’d had none of that, yet still managed to create a whole person together. Dan always thought in a far-off, someday kind of way that he would be a father eventually, he just thought his child’s mother would also be someone he was actually in love with. 

Dan spares a glance up at Georgina, her gaze fixed on the tiled floor, blood droplets littered across it. He should mop when they’re finished here. 

“So,” he ventures, “can I ask: why the sudden urge to shave your legs at three pm on a Tuesday?”

Her gray eyes dart around the bathroom, never landing on him, or on the ankle he’s doctoring. “I just…wanted to do something that felt like me.”

Dan glances up at her face, then back down, unsure of what to say. These past weeks, he feels like something in his cellular makeup has been rewritten. He wasn’t a father, and how he is, and all of him has changed because of it. And he’s not even the one who gave birth.

He is a dad, and Milo is all that matters, so Dan will be here for him, and has been here every day since Georgina showed up at his door to take care of him. They are both here for Milo, and they’ve been a surprisingly good team at it, him and Georgina. Though he supposes chemistry was never really their problem. 

Dan then thinks about his own parents, and everything that surrounded their breakup, and thinks that maybe being there for Milo means being there for his mother too. 

Satisfied with his cleaning job, he reaches for a bandage, tearing its paper wrapping open. “You know,” he clears his throat, “if you ever…need a night – to like, get a hotel and just take a break, I can cover for you.”

Georgina’s gaze finally settles on him, disarmed, before flickering back into something like casual interest. “Is this your nice way of trying to kick me out?” she asks, faux-sweet. 

“No,” Dan counters, smoothing the adhesive bandage down over her ankle. “I’m just trying to keep you from fileting yourself while our son sleeps in the next room.”

“So if I fileted myself elsewhere that would be fine?”

“At least then I’m not the one who has to clean it up.”

Georgina lets out a surprised bark of laughter. She doesn’t laugh like anyone else Dan knows, it’s like whip-crack, quick and lashing. And, oddly, for the first time in weeks, it sounds like…her. 

#what it says on the label so: #tw blood #I'm mean I'm no stephen king but it's there and it is relevant to the plot #dangina #georgina sparks #milo humphrey #this was a fun one to try and accomplish so ty! <3 #*prompts #a missed moment btwn s3 and s4 #okay but seriously shaving one's legs is a full contact sport i mean #insistonyourcupofstars

[agentplutonium]

i’m physically going insane thinking about Milo/Sweetheart right now. Cause like. Do you know what I want to see? That passion that the two of them share but softer, y’know? These guys spent six years together and they still have the same spark for each other that they had when they first met. I get that these guys are known as the sluts (affectionate) basically, but like. I don’t know if I’m able to say it any other way than softer.

I want. Domestic them. Not saying they’re not already domestic, but I want to see soft domestic them. I want to see them not be able to get their hands off of each other, but it’s just them holding each other. It’s just them brushing a hand along an arm or a back as they pass by each other while doing chores. It’s them tangled together, a season and a half deep into a drama show that they said they’d “just watch one or two episodes of.” I want to see hands held, arms linked, an arm around the other while they’re out in public. I want to see them kiss any part of the others body they can reach at any time. I want to see quick pecks of kisses while passing. I want to see slow, burning kisses, because one heart was to full to take it anymore. A kiss full of admiration, and attraction, and love that it makes anyone who hears about it sick.

I want flushed skin at the random touches. Heart speeding up just a tad when they’re close. Lingering touches. Lingering gazes. Watching each other in full fascination when the other isn’t looking. Pupils dilating when they catch sight of the other, no mater the circumstances. I want to see soothing hands against aching muscles, rubbing anywhere they can, melting the stress from the others body.

This goes both ways too. Cause, yeah, Milo is great, and he’s so good to Sweetheart, but Sweetheart is a dotter to. They know when Milo needs help relaxing, and half the time they benefit from the rest as well.

I’m going to write a fic one day that embodies exactly what I’m talking about and then I’m gonna retire from the redacted fandom me thinks (/j). God i need this fic so bad and I want to write it so bad. one day, mark my fucking words cause i cannot get enough of this

#guys genuinely cannot rn #i’m so #i am projecting so hard cause i want a relationship like theirs #but my point still stands #milo and sweetheart my beloved #i’m gonna fucking cry over them #i love them so much please #redacted audio #plutonium_rambles #redacted audio milo #redacted audio sweetheart #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted headcanons #redactedverse