Your people will never take you back! Illithid scum!
Started on this a few months ago after reading the Auntie Ethel insults for party members, the ones for Lae'zel were particularly brutal. She's really going through it during the plot of BG3, experiencing exactly what is the worst possible thing for her people.
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need to draw the emperor regularly to keep me sane.
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Ilithid Tav: Do you still love me?
Shadowheart: I'm willing to try, but...let's be discrete about it. Maybe put a bag over your head.
Lae'zel: I'm out. Later.
Wyll: Yes, but...let's stuff you in a corner somewhere. I'll visit when I can.
Halsin: ...Let's take it slow.
Karlach: To the hells and back. No, literally. Come to hell with me.
Astarion: Gods you're ugly. Are you even still you? I guess we can try it, but I'd rather be friends.
Minthara: Of course. I'm a freak in the sheets. Now let's go kill something.
Gale: PUBLIC WEDDING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART!
Art by: Varlfhanred
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Small brain idea: all companions are player-sexual to make the romances balanced regardless of gender
Medium brain idea: Companions were written specifically to be bi/pan on purpose as part of who they are
UNHINGED HEADCANON: MIND FLAYERS ONLY TARGETED HOT BISEXUALS FOR THEIR TADPOLE INSERTION
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Some of the companions will break up with mind flayer!Tav, Astarion needs an adjustment period, Shadowheart and Wyll will stay with their mind flayer companion but it will have to be discreet, Halsin's perspective is 'maybe we can build a community that will accept a mind flayer as part of it'
Meanwhile Gale's like "can't wait to have a huge fancy wedding to my mind flayer lover in front of Waterdeep and my entire family"
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The Emperor each time Tav does something stupid.
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thats not an intellect devourer....
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Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that this wasn't exactly how the Emperor talks to you about it.
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made some cursed BG3 stickers for TAGCC you're welcome
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"Sometimes I felt almost like we were dancing our way towards something deeper..."
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my favorite scene from Succession HBO
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