#minecraft swear jar

[minecraft-swear-jar]

Hey yall I know this account has been dead for awhile. I'm just not watching ah content like I used to unfortunately. But I if yall still want to interact with me you can find me on tumblr at rizzy-reads. Or twitch at rizzyreads. I'm streaming right now (8:00pm 2/28) if you want to come say hi!

#an update #finally revealing my true self lol #minecraft swear jar #twitch #streaming

[mllenugget]

Hello I mcyt fandom-ified la Team du Lundi members and wrote a shit ton of text about it

After exhausting myself on trying to catch up on the current QSMP lore I got a sudden craving for a more familiar and fast paced kind of minecraft content and ended up rewatching all the Team du Lundi's SMP best of's I could find

And while doing so with my brain still hazed in fandom brainrot, I started picking up on minor details or info the players casually dropped, and drew parallels to the French speakers' QSMP counterparts This is going to be a long wordy post I don't even know what I am rambling about and for. Three things you need to be aware of about la Team du Lundi before reading :

Baghera, Antoine and Etoiles are the only QSMP players that are part of la Team du Lundi

As far as I remember the only two elements that suggest that la Team du Lundi's SMP could be canon to QSMP are Antoine being pressured into building another Tower of Shit, and Baghera's infamous fountain being mentioned when she was asked if her character remembers anything from her past before the island

La Team du Lundi's SMP was NOT a roleplaying server, it was just a private survival server for a small circle of friends casually playing together. So whenever I quote someone in this specific post, it is the streamer : there is no character other than the persona the streamer is usually showing on stream, but I just thought it would be fun to interpret certain situations while keeping in mind the QSMP lore. And here goes :

Baghera claims that when she was a kid she strongly believed that she could breathe underwater. The others joke about her having fins

Antoine jokingly tells Baghera he doesn’t need oxygen at all

Antoine claims he will still be alive thousands of years forwards

Antoine’s voice shifts when he wants to appear creepy

Baghera built an aquarium at her place, then helped Antoine build one at his tower, then built a giant swimming pool, then a fountain, then a waterslide- do you see a theme ?

Baghera knows that her skin is actually that of a chick and not a duckling, and calls it so here

Chat said that Baghera has a middle child syndrome, justifying that she bullies Angle Droit because Etoiles bullies her in the first place (Etoiles has also called her « little sister » in a derogatory way)

Etoiles has repeatedly asked people to play Valorant with him at least once

Here's a clip of Etoiles getting languaged in french and owing "a gifted sub in the swear jar"

Unrelated random clip of Etoiles because it creates happy hormones in me brain

Etoiles is regularly refered to as "the warrior"

Etoiles guided the whole group during an expedition to the End and he was literally glowing doing so (enchanted arrows effect) Everyone called him "the guide"

Baghera was the one who gave the final blow to the Enderdragon (and died from magic right after)

Etoiles spent most of his time adventuring in order to bring stuff and gear back to everyone for their builds

Etoiles asked Aypierre for help in order to design a redstone door for his cave which could only open upon solving a puzzle (which was egg & arrow related) (Aypierre was not a member of the server)

Etoiles built a nightclub with the walls and ceiling covered in wardenblocks making it look like a starry sky. He also rehomed Allays holding golden apples inside claiming them to be the souls working for him and that they lived there peacefuly

Etoiles jokingly talks about Antoine acting jealous and violent towards him because Etoiles told him he wanted to go and visit Kameto (who also was not a member of the server)

Baghera (along with Horty) had a rivalry with Joueur du Grenier (host of the server with admin powers) after he decided to build a massive parking lot right next to their house. They countered by covering the whole thing with dirt, followed by JDG building a factory and the two parties went back and forth. Baghera argued that it was stupid because they didnt even have cars to begin with (which is a sentence she reused when talking about Forever's roads) Also she tells JDG that he could've built a seaport instead, which makes JDG contemplate the thought of building an airport (and though he ended up never building it, I am side eyeing the French's plane crash)

At some point JDG wonders about what a roleplaying minecraft server would look like (RPZ 2), to which Baghera replies that she has a hard time picturing the thing "We'd all just build things you see ? I don't think we'd create stories, we would all just be like "I'm a builder, ah you too ? Well awesome, builders, cool"" and I find this to be hilariously ironic (fun fact : Baghera had no idea that QSMP was a roleplaying server when she first joined and often claims she would've taken a different approach with her character had she known right off the gate)

As I was finishing to write this down, these fuckers (/lh) decided to host a closure night for the server as they've never really officially did it, everyone just sort of deserted the server after a while. Baghera, Etoiles and Antoine kept referring to QSMP throughout the night, mostly talking about how weird it felt without mods. Among other meta commentary things

They mentionned Cellbit and Bad multiple times as the group was trying to solve enigmas. Antoine talked about "the cultural sharing" between communities as he taught insults to each others with Mike, Roier and Maximus in their respective languages Multiple more players were namedropped (including eggs) while Antoine was talking about how the server functions

Yes, Baghera and Etoiles kept their QSMP skins. Etoiles with his code corrupted purgatory one, and Baghera with her fading pink disheveled hair (with the addition of her cubito wearing Horty's merch)

Baghera admits that going back to this small familiar vanilla server feels like coming back home to your family during the holidays

Team du Lundi's cameos in QSMP :

Though Pomme has never canonically met JDG (even though most of her parents have talked about him to her at least once), she occasionaly breaks the 4th wall to refer to him. She once compared one of BBH's "vacation" flower shirts with his, and when Foolish and Bad asked her to elaborate (obviously not getting the reference) she proceeded to play JDG's music theme with the flute instead (Also I really feel the need to once more point out how mindblowing it is for your average french speaking viewer to have JDG's intro theme being added to the mod they use in the QSMP because of how anchored it is within french internet pop culture. Like this shit has been existing for 14 fucking years, it's part of the childhood of a lot of us, so to find a clip of British hardcore player Philza peacefuly listening to Mexican egg admin Tallulah play this theme on her flute feels like a multiverse fever dream)

Horty has been on Quesadilla Island through cc!Baghera's account, but neither of them really wanted to justify it RP wise. Baghera just wanted to give her best friend a tour of the island. Horty only got to meet Richarlyson who gave her a tour of Cellbit's castle and made her pick a room (she chose Chaos). She also chatted with Etoiles who tagged along for a bit and (this is obviously justified by it being a one-shot out of roleplay filler episode kind of night) they both already knew each other and were on friendly enough terms to bicker with one another Also she was part of the French speakers Quackity reached out to to invite on the server, but she had to decline because she was very busy at that time (and also not interested) Also also she was Baghera's teammate for that Formula 4 event, and Baghera has discussed it and showed pictures to a couple of islanders, including Richas who was very hyped about it

Another player the viewers were hoping to see on Quackity's server is Mynthos. He exists within the server with the picture of him that hangs in Pomme's art gallery, the cursed animation video that used to play in La France, as well as with Aypierre's health potion factory that bears his name

Angle Droit and Zerator are sometimes namedropped when the French speakers talk with their chat. Angle Droit frequently raids Baghera's and Antoine's streams, and though it has never been confirmed, a lot of viewers theorized that she was the +1 player Baghera and Etoiles wanted to invite on the server had they won the elections.

As for Zera, Etoiles went AFK on QSMP a couple of times in order to test some of Zerator's TrackMania maps (which he later discussed with Pac). I also remember a very trivial conversation Etoiles had with Mouse and Aypierre where he laughed about hurting his back very badly after carrying a fellow streamer during a caritative event, said event was hosted by Zerator (he's also the one judging them with concern from his desk)

I'm done.

Bonus alternative design for Angle Droit because at first I thought she was a fox then it turned out she was a corgi but then she changed it again to a fox and woop

#I wrote down a whole other post just as long as this one to explain my individual thought process behind each designs #Took me weeks to write- had a couple of clips to back up my headcanons #but then I was reading the post again checking for mistakes before realizing #yo just #that is so many words and for what #just let your designs speak for themselves hey trust yourself let there be room for interpretation #if people turn out to be curious well i guess thats what ask box was created for leave it be thats enough #(not) fun fact : I drew those Baghera Etoiles & Antoine designs back in june and the files got corrupted and I lost a week worth of work #if we are mutuals on discord youve mightve heard me whine about this one #mcyt #team du lundi #qsmp #angle droit #hortyunderscore #baghera jones #zerator #etoiles #mynthos #joueur du grenier #antoine daniel #serveur du lundi #my art

[minecraftbookshelf]

Random Minecraft YouTube Cinematic Universe Headcanon

There is a Swear Jar on Hermitcraft. Except it’s not a swear jar. It’s a Self Care Jar.

It’s almost always full.

#tango has contributed heavily in s9 #or he would if he emerged from his hole long enough to put diamonds in it #mcytcu headcanons #rain rambles #hermitcraft #xisuma is also a regular contributed #and Pearl #they all are tbh

[thebigbookfanboy]

Random Kaplan family headcanons (P1 of ?)

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Jeff and Rebecca met at the age of twenty-five. Rebecca's brother and Jeff's sister were put together by a matchmaker and decided to try and introduce the two families.

All of their sons are named after playwrights (William Shakespeare=William (Billy) Kaplan, Eugene O'Neill=Eugene (Gene) Kaplan, Samuel Beckett=Beckett Kaplan)

Billy is the oldest (nineteen), Gene is the middle child (seventeen), and Beckett is the youngest (fourteen).

Gene and Beckett are also mutants, but Eugene doesn't use his powers, and Beckett's haven't activated yet.

Jeff and Rebecca legally adopted Tommy when he was seventeen

Jeff has undiagnosed Autism. He and Rebecca agreed not to get a professional diagnosis.

Beckett is Autistic and has ADHD, Gene has dyslexia and Billy has dyspraxia and have all been diagnosed.

Gene is obsessed with dreams and sleep (like, he wants to study it at university and stuff)

Tommy likes arts and crafts and often makes bookmarks and gives them to friends as gifts. He doesn't like using hot glue guns, though.

Jeff knits to relieve stress and to keep his hands steady.

Gene does knitting and crochet, and Beckett does embroidery.

Rebecca calls herself Dr. Rebecca Oure-Klum (her maiden name) to her patients. And Jeff just tells them to call him Jeff.

Billy, Beckett, and Gene used to have a massive Minecraft world that they played on together, but now only Beckett plays on it.

Gene goes to a private boarding school for high achieving students.

Everyone at Beckett's school avoids him because of Billy and the John Kessler thing.

Beckett posts superhero fanfiction online (but never includes The Young Avengers because to him, that's weird). Jeff and Rebecca support it because they think fanfiction and fanart are healthy ways for teenagers to explore gender, sexuality and creativity; they do not read them, though, Gene does and occasionally does fanart for Beckett's fics, but keep them on the down low.

Gene has a crush on Marvel Girl (Jean Grey, not Rachel). Beckett has a crush on Iceman, Spider-Man, and Human Torch.

Jeff and Rebecca made a swear jar for English swears, a swear jar for Yiddish swears, a swear jar for Hebrew swears, and a swear jar for made up language swears. They have over 5,000 dollars in them.

Gene once got Northstars autograph. He also once got Jean-Paul Beaubier's autograph. So far, he's the only person to have figured out his identity by himself.

They live next door to William and Madeline Drake.

The reason Gene and Becket weren’t home when Mother took over is because they were both on multiday field trips to Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters.

Gene cries when dogs die in movies. A Dogs Journey broke him.

Like Billy, Jeff sleep talks. A lot. Mainly about the structure of a heart and different heart conditions. Often about Rebecca.

#people with dyslexia can be really fucking smart okay don’t come at me #i am attached to these characters now #theyre pretty much ocs now #billy kaplans brothers #kaplan family #william kaplan #billy kaplan #billy maximoff #tommy shepherd #thomas shepherd #tommy maximoff #william maximoff #thomas maximoff #jeff kaplan #rebecca kaplan #eugene kaplan #beckett kaplan

[chocolate-cake-enthusiast]

so I wanna tell y’all a lil somethin happenin on my Discord server. we made a swear jar for me called “cake’s swear jar”

its where I put a randomly chosen pic from my photo library every time I say a certain Canadian YouTube Minecrafters name or mention him

so yeah. That’s somethin goin on. Very fun. i may have accidentally mentioned making a swear jar in a vc one time and Ghostie agreed (I don’t remember really) and I just made it happen but uh it’s now a curse. I regret everything.

#Cake rambles #Idk if my server members will see this so I’m not sayin his name #I don’t know what I have done for myself #This is gonna be so fun #Help #i need to find a loophole out of it #Pls

[purplekoop]

Hey! So uh! Update on what's been going on and why I've been relatively inactive for longer than I implied I would.

So around this time last year, I realized my laptop's battery was uh. Very warped and big. A state it'd been in for several months at that point actually. It wasn't until I mentioned it to my partner and they said "hey uh. that's extremely dangerous" that I realized the big swelling in my electronic device was not good. So for a period of about 2 months, I had to not use my laptop while I was waiting for a new battery.

Luck of the holidays, while I was using it during some downtime while staying at my partner's place last week, the fans started to make a jarring new noise during intense operation (as in. Playing Minecraft). It was fine only two days prior, so I don't know what broke the camel's back.

Being cautious after last year's fun times, I don't want to push it much further than bare minimum operations to avoid any potential major damage. I haven't got it checked out by a professional (or any more tech-savvy family friends who I trust more and don't charge extra), so I don't know what the exact issue is, or if it's a serious risk and not just a sign of this laptop being old. Opening just about any game will cause the loud fans to go off, as does using my second monitor while running even just discord and a couple chrome tabs. While typing this post using my laptop, the fans made the jarring noise very briefly before calming back down.

So... am I just gonna be without a computer capable of safely doing anything until I get a replacement part again? No, because I don't think this laptop is worth maintaining when it's liable to just have another problem next december, if not sooner. It's a hell of a machine, don't get me wrong. It's handled a lot more than most laptops have, running every game I've thrown at it pretty damn well, but the tendency for some new problem to happen every now and then makes me wary of trying to keep it going for everything I need out of it for much longer.

Does that mean I need a brand new computer then? Well as a wise rat once said: Yes. and, No.

Good news: my dad had another PC lying around, this one a desktop tower that my mom swears is a beast on par with the laptop, and because my dad isn't uh... up to much these days, I'm free to take this one too.

Bad news: it doesn't work. My mom and I tested it the other day, and we can't get it to power on.

Still, it's certainly gonna be a lot cheaper to get that operational than to get a brand new PC, with aforementioned family friends likely able to help. Unfortunately (for me specifically at least), it's still the holiday break, so my mom will be in and out of town until the second week of the new year, and I imagine those friends have things they'd rather be doing as well in their time off.

What does that mean for me here? Well, if my laptop can behave like it has been since I started writing this, I think I can manage to type out more long stuff like this. I can't do the same on my phone, since while I'm a rather speedy typer on my keyboard, phone typing is pretty cumbersome for me, so I imagine a long post there might be grating. That means I can likely do a few more Role Requeues in the coming days, get back to work on my War Bots notes, and maybe even some other long-form posts I've been wanting to do. Things I Love #3 may be a multi-parter with a... somewhat similar premise to someone else's ongoing series. I'm not sure if I wanna totally rip off this unnamed mutual's format of going episode by episode, or if I wanna make it a spoiler-free overview more like the Brave and the Bold and Doremi posts. With those shows I tried to make the posts a more open-ended general pitch and go over the overall high points, which felt appropriate for those shows. With Batman the show is simple and relatively formulaic, so going over the broad strokes was more efficient than going "And then Batman teams up with this goofy obscure character" 60 times. Doremi meanwhile is the opposite, that show has so much I could talk about but I really really enjoyed going into the show blind and so I tried to convince people to watch it accordingly. If I get a chance I'd love to do a full video series going over the whole show, but considering that's a 200 episode deal, on top of me never doing a video of any scope grander than an on-stream Terraria playthrough... don't expect that soon.

On the note of videos though, that's the main thing that's gonna be on hiatus: streams. If this laptop wheezes once or twice when it's running a chrome tab with discord in the background, then I don't think you'd be able to hear my voice over the chainsaw fans with a full stream setup. A few more personal things might be on hold too, or at least will require alternate setups, but those are private discussions to be had.

In the meantime, don't worry too much about me being bored. It sucks I won't be able to do much on my laptop and thus don't have access to any games on there, but on the bright side this is a great time for me to be doing just about anything else. Got 4 switch games (between me and my sibling anyways, and they don't mind sharing) and over 100 episodes of neetle teetles (2012) from the holidays to keep me busy, plus I can use the time to do art or something if I need another option for variety.

But yeah, that's the update explaining things. I've been restricted to tumblr on my phone and if I had to type a whole real post on that thing I think I'd rather use the phone to bludgeon myself with, so I've just been reblogging stuff. Not sure when I'll be back to full-steam activity again, hoping it's soon but not expecting much for another week minimum.

But that said, I hope y'all have enjoyed the holiday times, and if I don't say it again later, that you have a happy start to the new year!

#long post

[cardinaldante]

Greetings siblings of the church! It is Cardinal Dante! I decided to go back and see Jacob again today without Swiss(I haven't seen him since yesterday), but before I could leave the church, I was approached by a skinny-lookin ghoul who looked similar to one of the quintessential ghouls...

Turns out, he's Phantom, one of the new Ghouls, and he's both Aether and Omega's younger brother. I did not know all three ghouls were related!! I filed it down in my brain under information about the ghouls. I'll probably make a post about what I already know about the ghouls and everyone in the church so far, just to keep my mind straight.

Phantom asked if he could come along with me today since I work for Papa Copia and the others were busy. He said I seemed the most approachable. I was hesitant- I don't get along with the ghouls much, and Sodo still hates me- but I agreed. I didn't want him to feel put out, and he seemed super skittish and nervous about asking me. A brother caught us before we left the church and gave us a list of groceries, some money, and the large wagon, and told us to pick up a few things.

Phantom asked if this is what I usually did on a daily basis. I told him no, but I'm happy to do it anyways. We walked in silence for a little twords the town before Phantom started asking me questions, and it turns out, siblings, that me and this ghoul have alot in common. He likes Video games- expecially minecraft- and he likes baking, although he's told me he's been banned from baking in the ghouls kitchen after setting the stove on fire. I laughed at that, but I told him I was also banned from cooking because I was the one that exploded the stove a few years ago.

Yes, dear siblings. Back in 2021, when we had to order out every day until the kitchen got fixed, it was I that had accidentally exploded the stove. I was the reason. I got punished for it, and, well, now I'm banned. Phantom seemed to lighten up to me after that, and we spent the entirety of the impromptu shopping trip talking about video games we wanted to play and things we wanted to bake. I also go to see Jacob! He seemed a little stressed, told me that there was a fire last night by the church. They found handprints where the fire started, which he thought was weird, but it just reminded me of Ifrit.

Me and Phantom headed back after that. Phantom asked if I'd ever been in the ghouls den before, i told him I hadn't. He told me I could come by any time, and we could play video games. I'll have to take him up on his offer, siblings. I've already beat most of my peers at Mario Kart, I bet I could beat a ghoul at it as well. We passed by the old greenhouse while we walked, but I didn't see hide nor hair of Ifrit, which was fine by me. I did see several burnt in hand prints around the door frame though, and wisley decided to make sure I and Phantom kept out distance.

We parted ways at the kitchen, and I told him he could come by my office any time I wanted if he just wanted to get away from the others. I swear he started glowing when I told him that, and he told me he'd take me up on the offer before heading off. Not even two seconds later, however, Saltarian came up to me. Asked me for a bit of my blood, which was, okay, very VERY odd. He told me he was doing a ritual, and needed virgin blood for it. I.. hesitantly agreed. I KNOW, SIBLINGS I SHOULDNT HAVE AGREED!!!

But Saltarian is like, third to Papa Nihil! He helps run the church with Sister Imperator and Papa Nihil, he wouldn't just take my blood if the ritual wasn't important! And besides, I know how hard some of these rituals are. And some really do need virgin(Well, sometimes it's subjective. Sometimes it's virgin as in never had sex before virgin, and other times it's 'never have done a ritual before' virgin) blood. I let him collect some in a jar, and finally asked him what all the questions and things were about. He told me that the ritual was something to help Papa Nihil and the other Papa's, and explained that I got everything wrong, and he doesn't want the Papa Throne.

He was very nice about it too. Maybe I really did get everything wrong, Siblings. I asked about the ritual, and he told me he needed 'never done a ritual before' virgin blood, and thanked me for my service to the church. Saltarian left after that, and I dropped the groceries off at the kitchen before heading to the infirmary to get a bandaid. Things are hopefully, looking up. Atleast I don't have to worry about Saltarian anymore, siblings.

#the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost band #roleplay

[myshredda]

LMFAOO I READ YOUR POST ABT DOGGIE AND WAS LITERALLY TAKEN ABACK A SEC, I WAS LIKE “wdym, YELLOW was the one who named her-“ AND COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT YOU, THE AUTHOR, HAD TO WRITE YELLOW RECEIVING AND NAMING HER. I was completely and fully ready to believe that the birthday just. like. happened. That just goes to show how good your writing is!

GDKHJGDJG THATS SO FUNNY GOD 😭💀 this ask has me like cry laughing at work rn my coworker just gave me such a LOOK.

I'm so like entranced by the idea that we've all just decided that Yellow is real, had a birthday, got a minecraft pig, and named her Doggie to the point that me sort of breaking the forth wall by acknowledging I wrote that bit is sort of jarring lmao

and your lovely compliment omg....you guys are going to give be a big swelled up head i swear 💖

#the thought of you being like. wtf on Yellow's behalf is so so so fucking funny i love this ask sm #anonymous #my askbox

[imaushiji]

Oikawa?👀

P.S. I luv u :3 💙

🥴 hehe

It’s the suspicious little squint of his eyes that makes you bite back your giggle. You glance around at the other faces on your screen, varying degrees of amusement or exasperation on your best friends’ faces while Oikawa turns the glass jar over and over again. 

Oikawa ponders, “How do I know it’s not just a bunch of insults?” as Hanamaki snorts in response. His screen momentarily lags, freezing on the perfect frame of his mouth half-opened and his eyes nearly closed like he’s about to sneeze. You take a screenshot of the unflattering look. 

“You don’t,” Mattsun jests. He shifts in his bed and leans back against his headboard, a lazy smirk overtaking his features. “We all wrote a couple of messages so I’m sure there’s at least a handful of nice ones.” His eyes dart over to you and you shoot him a quick glare before beaming at the skeptical look on the setter’s face. 

“Don’t listen to these idiots,” you say. “I’m sure they’re just kidding.” 

“Or are we?” Iwaizumi rifles through his textbook, not even bothering to look up as he scratches notes into his notebook. 

You roll your eyes. “Go ahead and open one Tooru! They’re meant for any time you’re feeling down, not just before games.” 

You wonder if it’s the trick of the light or the poor resolution of your laptop camera but Oikawa’s cheeks look flushed as he decides to open the jar. He pulls out one of the carefully folded papers and unravels it. 

“‘You’re hotter than my computer after ten hours of minecraft.’” 

You smack your hand on your desk as Maki bursts into laughter. 

“Who wrote that?!” 

There’s a shit-eating grin on Mattsun’s as he shrugs. “I think that’s pretty motivational,” he argues and you wish you could reach through the screen and strangle him. Maybe you’d stop his place and smother him with the pillow he’s leaning on. 

“Real motivating,” Oikawa says dryly as he drops the paper and reaches into the jar for another. “....you really hit those balls like no one else.’” 

The cackle that Maki lets out is ugly and even Iwa snorts into his fist. Oikawa’s face pinches as he flings the paper at the wall. “I’m not reading anymore!” He whines as Matsun waves his hand in the air.

“Okay, okay,” He chuckles. “Try one more, I’m sure there’s a nice one in there somewhere.” 

“Deep down,” Iwaizumi chimes in. He’s abandoned his textbook and smirks at the camera while resting his chin on his fist. 

The setter rolls his eyes before glaring at the laptop while digging through the jar. “If I find anything about my ass being flat, I swear–” 

He unravels another paper, mouth opening to repeat the words when they seemingly die on his lips. His brown eyes widen and you notice his hands are slightly shaking. You’re immediately alarmed by his reaction as you lean forward with concern coloring your features.

“Tooru? You okay?” 

He flinches at the sound of your voice, eyes darting from the paper to the side. “I- um,” he stammers and your concern only increases as he continues to flounder. You’re so focused on him that you don’t see the looks exchanged by the other three. 

“Well, look at the time,” Iwa says. “I have to get back to studying.” 

“Yep,” Matsukawa chimes in. “I should get ready for work.” 

“And I…” Maki rubs his chin. “Well, I ain’t got shit to do but I’m jumping off anyway. Okay bye!” 

They’re gone before you can protest, the look of alarm and then betrayal clear on Oikawa’s face. 

“COME BACK YOU COWARDS!” he shouts, his cheeks the color of a firetruck but it’s too late– they left the call and it’s only the two of you. 

You blink at him, suddenly very self-conscious of your appearance as Oikawa continues to avoid looking at you. 

“Something the matter?” you ask after a couple of very awkward silence. Oikawa fidgets with the paper in his hands. 

“This um, isn’t exactly a motivational quote,” he murmurs and you squint at the screen. 

“Did they write something mean again? I swear, I told them to be nice and they can’t even do that–” 

“No,” the brunette jerks his head from side to side. “It’s more like… a confession.” He silently holds the paper up, cheeks bright enough to light up his dimly lit room. 

You have to read and then reread the message because one, the messy scrawl is nearly impossible to decipher, and two, the message. 

The fucking message. 

So now you had three idiots to murder. Great.

Though your heart was ready to rip out of your chest and jump out a window, you decide to tread very carefully. Even to your own ears, your laughter sounded fake, strangled. “Those guys… they’re such jokesters,” you say with a strained smile. “Might have to pay them all a visit… Hajime included.” 

But Oikawa doesn’t laugh, doesn’t say much as he fiddles with the paper. 

“Does…” He gulps. “I mean… is, is it true?” 

A loaded question if you’ve ever heard one. You know your answer could change the course of your relationship, ruin the delicate balance of harmful flirting, and the uncertainty of how to really define just what you are. 

You flex your fingers next to your laptop, unable to look up. “If it hypothetically were true,” you murmur, “what would you do?”

His lack of a response scares you. Your stomach twists as you tap your fingers on your desk, still unable to brave a glance at him. But when you finally peek up at his pixelated face, your breath hitches. 

His eyes are so bright they look like they were stolen from the night sky. His cheeks are still flushed, the tips of his ears the same shade, and the smile that overtakes his features have you slightly dazed. 

“I would get on the next plane to Japan,” Oikawa says determinedly, “Just so I could spin you around and kiss you.” 

Your heart leaps into your throat for a second time, but this time a bubble of laughter follows. “Don’t you have a game tomorrow?” you point out and Oikawa pouts. 

“Don’t rain on my parade,” he whines. “Isn’t it too early in our relationship for you to be bullying me?” 

“Oho, ‘our relationship?’” you couldn’t stop the Cheshire grin from spreading across your lips as elation blooms in your chest. “You didn’t even ask me out yet.” 

That makes Oikawa falter, the realization he skipped a very important step, causing him to give you a sheepish grin. He clears his throat, face somber as he looks straight at the camera. 

He says your name– you say his back. 

“Will you be my girlfriend?” 

You tap your finger along your chin as though in thought, enjoying the way he squirms as he impatiently waits for you to answer. You smirk and lean forward. 

“If you win the game tomorrow,” you say with half-lidded eyes. “I’ll tell you.” 

#mayhaps I got carried away #I hope you enjoy it <3 #✏️. musing #chatroom ⟡﹒

[teardropsonmytableau]

No thoughts just the realisation that modern Eddie Munson and I would be such a chaotic duo

i’m a gamer girlie (enby but girlie sounds cooler shuddup) and i would kick his ASS at Mario Kart on both my switch and my og nintendo 3ds XL

And we would so play Splatoon 2/3 and he would win by like faking a heart attack or smt bc he’s just as dramatic as I am and my adhd ass would fall for it everytime and have to admit defeat

Playing animal crossing would be a nightmare bc id spend ages fishing and collecting grass to sell to make 💲💲 whilst he’s trying to genuinely make a cool 5 star island

“Babe it’s not abt money, that’s not how you play the game”

“Yeah yeah who’s got the most bells, huh? yeah that’s what i thought”

I would rage so hard getting killed in halo and he’d have to restrain me so I didn’t break yet another console bc i lost

He’d make a swear jar for me specifically for whenever I played Crash Bandicoot bc my rage comes flying out in unseen before ways when i play that game and the jar would easily be filled up in an hour

I recently got dreamlight valley and made 2 weeks progress in three days by not sleeping for three days straight and consequently slept for 17 hours out of exhaustion, at which point he would confiscate it and put me on a switch ban bc i’m not taking care of myself

“But i just got Moana to my village :(“

“She’s not real”

“Not the point >:(“

Moral being it’d be wiiiiiild to say the least 😭

But it would be fun to play minecraft, he’d insist on handling the mobs and then scream for my help whenever there was a creeper in a twenty foot radius

That is all folks

#gamingthoughts #thoughts #adhd thoughts

[a-vamp-and-a-half]

Confused for a moment, he glances at the door

“You mean, from Odette?” He asks, pursing his lips and nodding “Ah yeah. Its a bit jarring and,, the first time they shouted that whole “I don’t have a brother” thing really took me out, oof” he admits, nodding again

“But,,, I think, we just, need to give them time. When we met them, he had a glass dagger in hand and kept trying to run off without any attempt at even really talking to us. Now he’s bonded with Bim and Bing, he loves playing with the pets, I swear I’ve seen him try to sneak a look at Bat through Host’s keyhole” he chuckles

“And he’s best buds with Green and Yellow. Besides, there’s no one else here he’s asked to play Minecraft with. I think,,, remembering me, after mom, you know. He’s lost his whole family in one clap, and we’re here right now on what I think is still a search for his aunt even though it’s been, centuries” he didn’t need to say his thoughts out loud on that

The aunt couldn’t still be around, even if Odette seemed to still fully believe so. Or hope so

“It’s a lot to bond and trust again, when you think it’s not gonna stay anyway” he says softly

"... Yeah."

Has Actor formed any bonds? With anything, over these centuries?

[minecraft-swear-jar]

Minecraft 302: Sky Factory finale (Part 41)

the sky factory saga is officially counted! now on to ydyd!

#minecraft swear jar #episode 302 #Achievement Hunter #ah lets play #ah Minecraft #achievement hunter minecraft #ah sky factory #michael jones #geoff ramsey #Jack Pattillo #micheal jones #jeremy dooley #Gavin Free #Lindsay Jones

[prettytoxicrevolver]

Acrylics | Headcanon

Requested? Nope

Warnings? None

CC's Included? Corpse Husband, Dream, Awesamdude, Wilbur Soot, Sapnap, BoomerNA, Punz, Quackity, Karl Jacobs

Word Count: 1,730

My first ever set of headcanons! Pls feel free to tell me if they suck or if you want more!! My requests are always open :)

Corpse

-you’ve had earrings for years now and didn’t think acrylics would mess you up

-you were definitely wrong

-you suddenly became notorious for dropping earring backs, losing them in the carpet, and fumbling around for minutes at a time

-corpse had noticed you had started to take longer and longer getting ready

-he knew you loved changing your earrings, matching them to your outfit, and making a whole outfit out of it

-and yet one morning you two were actually headed out to get breakfast together

-when you were taking a while he decides to check on you and see if you’re okay

-he walks into the room, watching you pout in frustration as you tried again to put in your earrings

-he can’t help the small smile on his lips that occurs, watching as you tried over and over to put the jewelry in your ear

-he walks over, placing his hands on your shoulders until they fall down over your hands

-“let me help”

-he takes the earrings out of your hands, nudging you to turn in his grip

-he brushes your hair back before focusing intently on putting the earring in

-he’s scared about hurting you but you’re too busy focusing on the butterflies in your stomach to even notice

-he fastens the earrings with ease and without a second thought he presses a kiss to your forehead before telling you to turn and look in the mirror and see if it’s okay

-you’re practically glowing and that alone make corpse smile

-from now on he puts your earrings in for you

Dream

-the minute you got your nails done you realized what a struggle opening cans was going to be

-you loved Redbull and soda and pretty much anything that came into a can so you were definitely struggling

-dream watches as you leverage the can tab with a knife and pop it open that way, an adoring smile on his lips

-he watches you do this for a while, finding the action absolutely adorable for whatever reason

-one day you head to the fridge and grab a can of Redbull and Dream takes it out of your hands instantly

-he pops it open without a word and hands it back, pressing a kiss to the side of your head as he walks away

-you stand in the cold air of the fridge for minutes afterward, struck at how such a perfect boy could notice something so minute about you

-he always opens cans for you now

Sam

-having a difficult time typing never even occurred to you when you got your nails done

-you figured you’d either find a way around it or use text to speech if it got really difficult

-and it did get really difficult

-you had a 10-page essay due and the idea of ripping your extremely expensive nails off had crossed your mind more than once

-when you’re on your third page and can’t type one word without a mistake you let out a muted scream before dropping your head onto the desk

-Sam who had been sitting in the room the whole time offers a concerned look

-he makes his way over to you, rubbing your back slowly

-“what’s wrong baby?”

-“these stupid nails keep messing me up,” you whine leaning your head into his chest

-he picks your hand up, pressing a kiss to the back of your hand before nudging you out of the seat

-“what are you writing about?” he asks as you plop down onto the floor

-“what?”

-“what are you writing about? I can type it,”

-you swore you were about to get down on one knee and propose to him

-“uhm it’s about the similarities and differences of an older text and a newer text and why it’s fundamental to use both”

-“alright. tell me what I need to write next”

-you spent the next few hours telling Sam your plans and thoughts about the paper while he typed, your heart slamming appreciatively in your chest

Wilbur

-you had done pretty well with your hair after getting your nails done

-brushing it out, pulling it up, even twirling it around your fingers caused no issue and all ease

-however, when you see a TikTok tutorial of a girl pulling her hair up with butterfly clips this is when the trouble starts

-you sat in front of your bedroom mirror, twisting your hair and attempting to clip it in place, and proceeding to drop the clip over and over and over

-the frustration is unreal, and at one point you almost start crying in annoyance

-Wilbur walks into the room clueless and stops in his tracks immediately

-he kneels on the ground behind you, wrapping his arms around your shoulders

-you lean back into his touch and let it calm you as you drop the clips from your hands

-”what’s wrong my love?” he whispers calmly while pressing kisses to your head

-”I can’t get my hair right,” an unintentional whine coming out of your lips

-Wilbur reaches down to where the clips lay on the ground and gather them up

-”what do you want me to do?”

-you’re practically crying for a whole other reason now

-”i’m just trying to twist my hair up and pin it back” you explain

-wilbur watches you pull the hair back before opening the clip and securing it into place

-he smoothes down the hair as if he’s done it a million times and presses kisses to your head

-he’s the first person you call now when you need help with your hair

Sapnap

-okay you’ve never been great at opening sauce packets before

-but now that you got your nails done it’s downright impossible

-the first time you tried you swore it took you 30 minutes to even get it a little bit open

-so when you and Sap go to Chick fil A and sit down to eat you’re already groaning in annoyance as you pull out the chick fil a sauce packet

-Sap watches with amused eyes and a slight smirk as you struggle even getting the plastic between your fingers

-he grabs it from your hands without a word, tearing it open before placing it back in front of you

-every single time you go to a fast food place now he does it subconsciously whether you have acrylics on or not

-your heart aches a little every time he does it, nothing but love for the sweet boy before you

Boomer

-alright so you’ve never been a huge gamer in life

-sure you played the occasional game when you were younger or when your older brother needed help beating a level but that was about it

-when you met Boomer you realized how little you knew about video games, specifically minecraft

-while you never played the game you listened to Boomer tell you all about it and explain

-however when he started playing Halo in his free time that’s when you became interested

-your dad used to play the game 24/7 when you were younger, beating it a multitude of times on the old PC in the computer room

-and when he saw your interest piqued, he knew he had to teach you how to play valorant

-similar shooting games, right?

-you sat on his lap, his hands on top of yours as you try to work around having the longest fingernails ever and learn a new game

-you swear instead of you actually playing Boomer was doing all of the work

-it made your heart happy anyway

-you joked with him that when the fingernails come off you’ll beat his ass in valorant

-”Whatever you say my love” he assures pressing a kiss to your shoulder

Punz

-okay but opening jars normally is hard

-how the fuck were you supposed to open them with long ass fingernails on??

-you did probably the most ridiculous tips and tricks from TikTok to try and loosen the top of the jar

-nothing worked

-punz watched you amused day in and day out whenever you tried to open any jars

-some days he even let the jar loosen before hiding it back again and watching as you cheer excitedly, opening it on the first try

-one day you’re having a particularly hard time opening a jar, going as far as cursing in frustration over the opening

-punz walks over to you, pulling the jar from your hand and popping it open with ease you watch admirably

-you lean up and press a kiss to his cheek and he flushes underneath your touch

-now every time you have a jar you can’t open you’re right by Punz’s side pouting and holding out the food

Quackity

-obviously, Alex has always opened doors for you

-he’s even gone as far as smacking your hand away when you try to open a door for yourself

-and when you get your nails done? Forget about it

-he barely lets you lift a finger, not wanting for you to ruin your brand new manicure

-he’s seen you pull off quite a few nails by missing the door handle and hitting it a bit too hard

-there’s no way he’s gonna make you lose more

-”i’m going to work!” you yell out to Alex as you walk out the door

-he rushes in behind you unexpectedly and out towards your car

-he already has the door opened and is offering a big grin

-you lean up and press a kiss to his lips, your heart surging at the idea that you had gotten the best boyfriend in the world

Karl Jacobs

-kinda like typing, you never thought you’d have an issue writing stuff down with your nails on

-however, this time around you got your nails a little longer than usual and it was a struggle

-as you’re scribbling down a grocery list you mess up practically every other word in sloppy writing

-Karl tilts his head when he tries reading the list and smiles

-”baby let me write the list,” he whines the next time you go shopping

-you tell him everything you need and Karl writes it down in perfect hand writing, pressing a kiss to the top of your head as he gets up

-you’ll never not be shocked when he does something so simple but precious

#corpse husband hc #corpse husband headcanons #corpse x reader #dream x reader #dream hc #dream headcanons #awesamdude x reader #awesamdude headcanons #wilbur soot hc #wilbur soot headcanons #sapnap headcanons #sapnap hc #boomerna headcanon #boomerna hc #punz headcanons #punz hc #quackity headcannons #quackity hc #karl jacobs headcanons #karl jacobs hc

[helliontherapscallion]

Unexpected Encounters (Adrenaline Junkie Part 8)

Part 1     Part 2     Part 3     Part 4     Part 5     Part 6     Part 7     Part 9     Part 10     Part 11     Part 12     Part 13     Part 14     Part 15     Part 16     Part 17

Spotify Playlist (collaborative)

Warnings: minor swearing

Word count: 2,775

You walked down the now worn cobblestone path towards the main plaza of the village by Philza’s house. Whistling the first verse of the L’manberg national anthem, you wove slightly at the crowd of people gathered at the stands that littered the sides of the street. 

The village was much larger than the entire L’manberg nation. It had several different precincts with a large, diverse group of people and a few hybrids living there. It also had more amenities like shops, a library (which, to your delight, grew expansively to include more books on inventions, some being exclusively about yours. They were proud people that embraced whatever fame comes out of the area), and multiple towering office buildings.

Everything’s changed since you’ve last been here a year ago. What was now more modern used to be traditional. What was loosely populated was now bustling with people. What used to be barren was now chock full of shops and apartment complexes. It was kind of jarring to see this much change in a little over a year.

In retrospect, it was jarring how much you changed in a little over a year. The hallucinations have finally almost completely stopped along with the nightmares. They only came about once a week now. You were slowly reincorporating green back into your wardrobe. Your phantom pain has retreated into your subconscious. It was always going to be with you, so you got used to the constant pain and tingling feeling. You learned to appreciate the small things in life and just live in the moment so you would have something positive to look back on in the future.

You invented several different gadgets to help your brothers win the L’manberg War of Independence such as a portable TNT launcher, handheld long-distance communication devices (which you affectionately dubbed walkie talkies since you could walk and talk! Wilbur and Tommy were not as enthusiastic of the name as you were), and a redstone powered crossbow that continuously fired arrows until you released the trigger. Though all of your inventions were practically your babies, they did not come anywhere close to trumping your magnum opus: your metal fully functioning wing. 

After several mishaps and failed attempts, you finally made your wing correspond to the electrical impulses in your muscles so that it copied the movements of your flesh wing. It’s built out of a lightweight hollow iron and has feather shaped metal pieces protruding off from it to emulate your other wing. It was a sleek silver color that always caught a ray of sunshine and reflected it to another place. It was basically permanently attached to your body by now due to it being a pain to take on and off. It was just easier and more efficient to keep it on constantly. 

People around you stared, some in awe and some in admiration. A stark difference from when you first lost your wing. Sometimes, you resented them for treating you differently just because your name became more widely known, but you were always a firm believer that everyone deserves a second chance. Even attention seeking, unscrupulous assholes looking for cheap brownie points from their peers because ‘I knew them before they were discovered! I knew them personally, we were, like, really close!’ So for now, you tried to ignore the ugly indignation bubbling in your gut and threatening to spew out in a string of hurtful words. You were sick of being angry, especially now that L’manberg is at peace. 

You passed several people who pointed at you and whispered amongst themselves. Ignoring them, you continued onward with your head held high and your wings folded in tightly to avoid children grabbing and pulling them with their grubby little hands. It always took you a while to clean and preen them after people touched them. You hated cleaning off fingerprints and grime from the smooth metal.

Walking with a sense of purpose, you continued onwards passing multiple shops and stands until you finally reached the butcher. Opening the decorated glass door, a little bell chimed alerting the burly man behind the counter of your presence. Like the others, he stared wide-eyed at you with his lips slightly parted in shock. Great, another exhausting encounter. 

Putting on a polite smile, you broke the silence of the meat shop. “Hello, I’m here to buy half a pound of fresh ground beef. Would you by chance have any in stock?” That seemed to snap him out of his stupor.

“O-of course, I’ll get that for you right away.”

He disappeared into the backroom where frosty fog rolled out in tiny clouds. Maybe this wasn’t going to be so bad after all. Maybe he wouldn’t ask any questions or try to get to know you on a personal level.

He returned in a hurry, slapping the wrapped beef onto the counter and giving you a price. Reaching into your wallet for the cash, you paid him generously. “Keep the change.”

“I-thank you, Mx. Minecraft.”

Putting the beef into your satchel, you gave him a more genuine smile. “Don’t mention it.”

Briskly walking out, you made a beeline for the village’s main entrance. You couldn’t stand the feeling of constantly being watched and talked about anymore. Why couldn’t they treat you like a normal person? In your opinion, you were, well, you. Nothing was special about you.

As you were about to cross the threshold of the village, you heard footsteps behind you.

“HEY! MX. MINECRAFT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.”

Stopping dead in your tracks, you closed your eyes and took a few steadying breaths so that you wouldn’t lash out at this person. You just wanted to go to your childhood home and have a nice, peaceful dinner with your dad. Was that too much to ask? 

Opening your eyes and plastering on a fake smile, you turned around and greeted him. He was a young boy, probably around eleven or twelve years old. His clothes and shaggy auburn hair were disheveled and he had dirt smeared on his face. “Hello, to whom may I owe the pleasure?”

He put his hands on his knees and tried to talk between gasping breaths. “Mx, my name’s Arthur Fox, i-it’s truly an honor to meet you. I’ve admired your work since before the war in L’manberg. You’re an amazing inventor and I wanna be just like you when I grow up. I- oooh I’m sorry, I’m rambling aren’t I?” He kind of reminded you of Tubbo in a strange way.

“No, you’re fine Arthur. Thank you for being a fan of my work, but I must get going. I have an important meeting to attend to.” You weren’t exactly lying to the young boy. Turning on your heel, you started to walk off only to feel a hand on your arm.

“Mx, I need to talk to you.”

“I really have to get going, Arthur. It was a pleasure to meet you.”

“No, it’s important.”

You struggled to keep the smile on your face as you shrugged his arm off as politely as you could. This kid is determined. Too determined. “So’s my meeting. I have to go.” You started to walk off into the beaten forest path.

“Do you know about The Warden?”

You halted abruptly and sharply turned around. You let your smile and polite stature drop into pursed lips and sharp eyes.

“...Of course I do. Everyone does.”

Flinching slightly, he quickly recovered his confident facade. “No, that’s not what I meant. Do you know about The Warden?”

“Like I said,” you played stupid, “everybody does. Who doesn’t?”

He puffed his cheeks out in frustration. “Ugh, how could someone so smart be so stupid at the same time? I mean you met it didn’t you? It took your wing.”

You took a step forward and narrowed your eyes, fully facing him now. “How do you know about that? Who told you?” 

He stepped back. “I-I heard rumors a couple of years back that it got someone. I heard your name thrown around here and there.”

You gave him enough of a warning that you didn’t want to talk, but he ignored it and now he has to reap the consequences. At this point, you were so tired and drained from everyone trying to be buddy-buddy with you that you finally snapped. The only thing you wanted was to go home, you did not need this right now. 

“Well, Arthur, you shouldn’t pry into other people’s business. I’ve told you time and time again that I have to leave, yet you persist to stop me. Why? And where are your parents, didn’t they teach you any manners?”

He looked downwards and fiddled with his fingers. “They’re dead. T-The Warden took someone important to me. I… I thought you might be able to help me.”

Shit, you just yelled at a grieving orphan. You were a massive asshole weren’t you? Your eyes softened slightly and you frowned. “...I’m sorry for your loss. Is there anything I could do to make it up to you? Dinner perhaps? We can talk about how I could help you afterwards.”

He glanced up at you. “But-but what about your meeting.”

You winced. “Uh, I’m moving it forward, we have more pressing matters.” You paused awkwardly. “Do… Do you have anybody to ask permission? Any siblings?”

His shoulders drooped. “...No. I’m all by myself.”

Shit, you yelled at a grieving homeless orphan? God what kind of role model were you? 

“C’mon, kid. We’re going to my house.” 

His wordlessly followed you and avoided looking into your eyes. The walk to your childhood home was very awkward, neither of you attempted starting conversation. You sighed.

“Look, Arthur I’m sorry for yelling at you like that. That was really uncalled for, I shouldn’t have yelled or gotten mad. It’s just that- The Warden’s a… touchy subject for me.”

“It’s alright, Mx. Minecraft. You can make it up to me by… making me dinner and showing me some of your blueprints?”

He looked up to you with hope filled, sparkling eyes. You snorted. “It’s a deal, kid. We’re almost there.” 

You could see the silhouette of the house in the nearly setting sun. It was still the same as when you left a year ago. 

“Ya know,” you sighed out, “this is actually my Dad’s house. I’m just visiting him for a couple of weeks.”

“Where do you live then?”

“I live in the heart of L’manberg with my brothers.”

“That’s cool…” He trailed off. You frowned, it seems that he was nervous to meet your Dad. You probably should’ve mentioned that Philza was there to him before taking him here.

You stopped, grabbing Arthur’s shoulders. “Kid, you don’t have to worry about meeting my dad. He’s probably the kindest, most genuine man I’ve ever met. He’ll welcome you with open arms, that’s what he did with me and my three brothers. He adopted us all.”

He gave you a small smile. “Alright, Mx. Minecraft, I trust you.”

“Oh, please don’t call me ‘Mx. Minecraft’, it makes me feel ancient,” you lolled your head back and dramatically groaned out, making him giggle. “I just turned twenty, buddy. Feel free to call me (y/n).”

 Putting your hand on his shoulder, you led him to the front door. You twisted the old door knob and pushed the wooden door open.

“Dad, I’m home and I brought the beef!”

He popped his head out from the kitchen, his messy blond hair flopping onto his face. He gave you a joking smile. “Took you long enough, any longer and I would’ve locked ya out.” 

You watched as his eyes wandered over to Arthur. He frowned, revealing his frilly pink apron that Wilbur got him as a joke. Oh, you could just hear the gears in his head churning.

“...(Y/n), who’s this?”

Grinning sheepishly, you replied. “Dad, this is Arthur Fox. Arthur, this is my dad Philza Minecraft. I promised him dinner and somewhere to stay for the night. Do you have some of Tommy’s old clothes Artie could borrow for the night?”

He sighed, shooting you a we’ll-talk-about-this-later look. “Yes, they’re in the attic. I’ll grab them after dinner so he could shower before going to bed.”

Arthur timidly spoke up. “Thank you, Mr. Minecraft.”

Your dad softened and gave him a gentle smile. “It’s no problem, Arthur. And please, call me Philza. Mr. Minecraft makes me feel old.”

Arthur let out a loud laugh. Despite everything he went through, his laugh still sounds like an innocent child’s laugh. You chuckled, kids always had a silly little laugh. Philza grinned at him, a child’s laughter was something that he missed.

Arthur wiped at his eyes as his laughter died down. “I’m sorry, (y/n) said the same outside.”

“I did,” you smiled lightly at Arthur before looking back at Philza with mischief, standing up straight and putting your hands on your hips. “But I was funnier.”

“Pft, you wish. I was saying that before you were even born. So, I win because I’ve been saying it longer.”

“Whatever ya say, old man. Funniness over age.”

He playfully glared at you, placing an offended hand over his heart. “I’m not that old.”

“Ya kinda are, Dad. You’re practically turning to dust!”

He gasped. “I am not!”

“Are too!”

“Am not!”

“Are too!”

“Are too!”

“Am no- wait Dad, that’s cheating!”

“You still said it though!” He sang out, grinning at you cheekily.

“No, that doesn’t count!”

Arthur’s amused brown eyes bounced between you and Philza like he was watching a tennis match. Every so often, he would giggle at something one of you said. You both took your banter to the kitchen where you and Philza started to cook. Dinner was done and the table was set in no time. There was pleasant small talk as dinner neared an end

Your dad swallowed his last bite of beef and turned his attention towards Arthur. “So Arthur, how old are you?”

Arthur gave a small grin. “I’m ten.”

“Do your paren-”

You loudly coughed, throwing a discreet glare at Philza. Mouthing ‘don’t’ from behind your hand, you took a big sip of your water and stood up. “I’ll wash all the dishes. Arthur, would you like to look at some of my blueprints while we wait for my Dad to get you some clothes?”

His eyes shined with excitement. “Yes please!”

You chuckled, putting the plates in the sink and walking down to your old workshop to grab one of the blueprints you left in a filing cabinet. You grabbed the first draft for your prosthetic and the final draft for the automatic farm.

Upstairs, you situated the blueprints in front of Arthur at the dinner table. “Okay buddy, learn to your heart’s content. I’m gonna do the dishes. If you need something just give me a shout.”

Walking into the kitchen, you filled the sink with warm soapy water and got started scrubbing. You moved your wings around subconsciously as you wiped the pots and plates clean of grease. Humming in satisfaction when you were done, you dried your hands and sat next to Arthur who was looking at your designs with complete awe. 

“You like them?”

He nodded his head so fast you thought it might fall off and started to fling questions at you. You smiled fondly at him, it was nice to see someone so interested in how your inventions were made and not just how they worked. 

You two were mid conversation when Philza walked into the room with a bundle of clothes in his arms. You grabbed Arthur’s hand and led him up to the bathroom. You bent down and rested your hands on your knees, looking at him.

“Alright buddy, everything you need is in there, clean towels are in the closet. When you’re done, I’ll be in my room just over there,” you pointed to your door. “Last door on the left. I can show you where you’ll be sleeping for the night when you’re done. Does that sound okay?”

He gave you a gap-toothed smile. “Yes, thank you (y/n)! You’re the best!”

He closed the bathroom door and you stood there. You felt… oddly fond for the boy you just met only hours before. 

Philza cleared his throat and pinned you to the wall with a stern look. “(Y/n), explain now.”

“I will, but let’s talk in my room so Arthur can shower in peace. Poor boy needs it.”

He sighed and walked into your room. You had a long talk ahead of you.

(A/N): so, how do you guys like Arthur?

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[lunarblazes]

i’m curious. what is your stance on grian saying the Swear Words

HONESTLY okay. grian The Real Person can do whatever the hell he wants obvs he’s a grown adult man let him choose whatever words he wants to use. some random girl on the internet is not telling grian hermitcraft how he should say fuck. that would be really funny, if i was the reason he doesn’t swear in videos, but surprisingly i have never spoken to grian hermitcraft, and so this will have to remain a joke.

HOWEVER. i have seen clips of him swearing in older videos. it makes me CACKLE. it sounds so. it’s like hearing your teacher swear. it fits but also it’s jarring for a second yknow.

i think minecraft man grian wouldn’t swear often. i think he swears WAY less than mumbo. if you have never been near mumbo trying to figure out why his latest Absolutely Insane Contraption is not working you haven’t heard swearing before. everyone expects grian to swear more than he does, but he has to have a sense of TIMING about these things. it’s all about the COMEDY. the DRAMA. will it one-hit ko scar if you say “what the FUCK are you doing” when he’s trying to drag your afk body into the boatem hole? if the answer is yes, You Say Fuck. Always.

#grian #i dont. why did this turn into an analysis post on grian swearing #kiwi this ask was very unprompted but i love it #THEY JUST. I THINK ITS FUNNY TO IMAGINE THIS TALL MUSTACHE MAN JUST SAYING THE MOST EXTENSIVE STRING OF SWEARS YOUVE EVER HEARD WHEN H #IS PISTON DOOR ISNT WORKING AND THEN YOU LOOK AT HIS LITTLE GOBLIN FRIEND AND HE SHRUGS AND GOES BACK TO PLOTTING SOMEONE’S DEATH #its simply for the COMEDY. the FUNNEY. #all in all this random girl on the internet gives grian the Right To Say Fuck #a momentous occasion

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

My Hero Academia Guys Streaming Headcanons

These are just the guys I can see streaming.

Plays mostly "cute" games like Cookie Run and Animal Crossing.

His Animal Crossing island is well thought out but it took him so long to decide what he wanted to put where.

There is an All Might shrine near his in game house. That's where he logs out of the game every time without question.

Often has the LoFi Hip Hop radio playing in the background for the vibes. Sometimes he will turn it off to just enjoy the ambiance of the game.

He very rarely swears and when he does, his chat blows up.

Streams are super consistent. If he can’t make a stream due to hero duties, he will be super apologetic next stream.

Does lots of streams with Todoroki and Uraraka. Tried to get Bakugo to stream with him once for the viewers.

Never again.

Swears so much when streaming. And chat has been told they just have to deal with it.

Kirishimi is one of his mods and he set up a donation page that acts as a swear jar. Every time Bakugo swears, chat donates.

All they know is that the money goes to charity and Bakugo has sworn to kill Kiri if he ever tells them that the funds go to helping less fortunate hero agencies.

He mostly streams first person shooters like Halo and Valorant.

He’s pretty good at them too thankfully because every time he loses, chat is worried that he will blow up part of his streaming set up.

He’s been through five mouses and three keyboards already.

Streams are pretty regular but chat knows better than to ask why he didn’t stream when he usually would. Bans have happened for less.

He also refuses to stream longer than the recommended 2 hours.

Very quiet streamer. Chat is trying to get him to talk more. Not that they mind just watching him.

He has a lot of fanboys and fangirls.

But get him streaming with Midoriya and suddenly he is way more talkative. Still not to the extent of most streamers but getting there.

Plays clicker games mostly but will try most things. He’s event tried dating games before.

That was an interesting stream.

Chat has got him to play horror games before to try and ruffle his feathers but nothing has worked. 

All except one game.

Bioshock.

The doctor jumpscare came out of nowhere right as his camera died.

Chat is still fuming over the fact that they can’t prove it was him screaming.

Lots of “Just Chatting” streams. Nothing makes him happier than chatting to his fans.

Also tones of workout streams where he encourages chat to join in.

Chat says he's doing all the work for them before going back to watching him working out.

So many fangirls and fanboys.

Super Smash Bros.

Do I need to explain?

He always plays as either Donkey Kong or King K. Rool.

Does a lot of collaborations with Bakugo, Denki and Sero and the occasional stream with Mina.

Last time he streamed with Mina they played Just Dance and Mina did his makeup.

He thought he looked super manly. Chat agreed.

Variety streamer. Nothing is off limits. Horror: check. Dating sims: check. Open world adventure: check. “Cute” games: check.

If chat recommends a game, Denki will play it.

Oh God. The Phasmophobia collab with Mina, Sero, and Kiri was so chaotic. Chat was screeching.

Denki died within the first minute and spent the rest of the game making fun of what his friends were doing.

The others laughed at the way his character’s body fell for a solid five minutes.

His favorite game is probably Minecraft though. The “Hero Server” has most of the kids in the hero course in it and has Dream SMP vibes to it.

Server wide wars have happened before.

Does a lot of vlogs and “out-and-about” streams as well so his fans never know what to expect.

He has a pretty unplanned streaming schedule but streams regularly because he enjoys it.

Denki has dabbled in being a V-tuber as well but prefers live streams since it's less to set up.

Has the most fans in chat who need to "touch grass" but honestly, so does Denki so it's all chill.

A more laid back streamer unless he’s playing with any of the Bakusquad. That it’s all cards on the table, no limits.

Plays Mario Kart a lot.

Lots of Minecraft too.

Mines predominantly but everyone on the server and I'm chat looks forward to when he builds things.

So much detail in whatever he builds and the designs are usually pretty unique.

Chat is pretty chaotic but has it’s days when it’s calm.

Has streamed with Jiro before and the two sing together.

Chat never realized that Sero could sing before and now they pester him to sing all the time.

Very chill streams. You thought Sero’s streams were laid back? You’re right but they’re also chaotic. Shinso’s streams are ones you could fall asleep to.

And that’s kind of the point.

Chat always compliments Shinso’s voice and on more than one occasion people have told him that his voice has put them to sleep.

Soft music. Candles. Blankets. Cats that he snuck in without anyone Aizawa noticing. The whole deal.

When he does other things it's always something lowkey. Animal Crossing is a favourite just because of the chill vibes.

Shinso also dabbles in first person shooters like Valorant but those streams are rare.

Occasionally streams with Midoriya.

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