#minekittychen

[kittychen]

It’s hard to keep secrets from those who know you too well  //  ∞

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[kittychen]

Really? Right in front of my salad?   //  ∞

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[kittychen]

Joonmyeon: How was the honeymoon?

Chanyeol: Baekhyun got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Chanyeol: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”

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[kittychen]

The one with a bottle of wine and an unplanned confession

↳ EXO Group Chat   //  Masterlist

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[kittychen]

EXO Fake Subs   //  ∞

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[kittychen]

Baekhyun: Can you guys recommend me any books that made you cry?

Chanyeol: General Mathematics 6th edition

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[kittychen]

Jongin: It’s literally on the way though

Kidnapper: For the last time, we’re not stopping for fried chicken

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[kittychen]

Minseok: Baekhyun was being annoying again, so we made a "Fuck Byun Baekhyun" club

Kyungsoo: But then SOMEONE took it too literally

Chanyeol: INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR

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[kittychen]

Sehun: Hyung, you are bleeding!

Joonmyeon: Quick, call me an ambulance!

Sehun: You're an ambulance!

Joonmyeon:

Joonmyeon: [sheds one final tear] I'm so proud of you

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[kittychen]

Baekhyun: Jongdae and Minseok are intellectuals. They are two humans at their peak intelligence

[meanwhile]

Minseok: Would you say “I just nutted” or “I just nat”?

Jongdae: Definitely nat

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[kittychen]

tag yourself i'm baekhyun

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[kittychen]

Baekhyun: *walks in*

Baekhyun: Does this outfit make me look gay?

Sehun: No

Baekhyun: Well, fuck. Now I have to change

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[kittychen]

Chanyeol: Baek, it's your turn. Truth or dare?

Baekhyun: Truth

Chanyeol: I dare you to kiss me

Baekhyun: *grabs him by the neck and leans in*

Minseok: He didn't even pick dare

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[kittychen]

me: :|

my brain: yo remember this?

me: wow yeah good times

my brain: and how about this one

me: *shakily* how could i forget

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[kittychen]

Sehun: Truth or dare?

Chanyeol: Truth.

Sehun: Now that you and Baekhyun are dating, I have to ask. Who is the kinkiest of you two?

Baekhyun: *grins and licks his lips*

Minseok: By the disturbingly perverted look on Baekhyun’s face I’m assuming it’s him.

Joonmyeon: Not surprised. Next.

Jongdae: Hang on a moment. Are you serious? I thought it’d be Chanyeol. You know, it’s always the quiet ones.

Jongin: *glances briefly at Kyungsoo*

Minseok: It’s in moments like this, when Chanyeol is said to be the quiet one, that I lose my hope in humanity.

Jongdae: Anyways, it’s just that Baekhyun can be very cute sometimes, you know?

Baekhyun: *turns to Chanyeol* See? Told you so.

Chanyeol: I never said you weren’t adorable. All I said was that for those who know you well, you do have a very kinky aura.

Kyungsoo: *glances back at Jongin*

Yixing, sitting between Jongin and Kyungsoo: *thinking* There’s a strong tension surrounding me but I can’t figure out where it’s coming from.

Chanyeol: Jongdae wouldn’t notice it, he doesn’t know you as deeply as I do.

Baekhyun: *smirks* Yes, very deeply...

Sehun: Kinky indeed.

Joonmyeon: Oh my God, can we just move on?

Baekhyun: Hey, that wasn’t kinky! That was just a very inappropriate statement!

Minseok: Why did I agree to be a part of this.

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[kittychen]

Baekhyun: Hey let's slow dance

Chanyeol: *does the macarena at 1/3 the speed*

Baekhyun: *doesn't know what's happening, starts copying him*

Joonmyeon: What the fuck is wrong with the youth of today

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