#minerva mcgonagall and the marauders

[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

#he’s asking a random cat for a homework extension when minnie walks around a corner #and he is shocked every time #himbo james potter #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders era #james potter #wolfstar #mwpp era #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #dead gay wizards #atyd #atyd fandom #young marauders #the marauders #the marauders era #the marauders fandom #sirius #remus #james #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #dead gay wizards from the 70s #marauders headcanons #the marauders headcanon #marauders era headcanons

[teaforthotxxx]

I feel like Professor Regulus Black would be such a shit once Harry starts playing quidditch. Like sure thats his son but fuck Gryffindors. As the head of Slytherin house, he would show up to Harry’s games in full silver and green. He stands in the Slytherin stands with giant banners for Slytherin. It annoys Harry to no end. Because he knows Reggie loves him but Harry is a Gryffindor and he wants more support for Gryffindor.

Harry would beg Remus to dress up in Red and gold but of course be wouldn’t. Professor Lupin doesn’t care about Quidditch. Harry goes as far as to beg Minerva Mcgonagall to dress up but none of the Gryffindor professors are willing to break dress code for this.

But, then, he gets an idea right before the Christmas Quidditch games. He knows that he may not convince his professors to dress up but there is one way to make them wear what he wants. So, he commissions two giant couple scarves from Mrs Molly Weasley. Both red and gold. He gives them to his dad James Potter and his godfather Sirius Black as early Christmas presents. Then, he asks them to wear them to his game.

AND just as he planned, he sees Remus and Sirius in the Gryffindor stands wrapped in a giant scarf. Remus looks begrudging but he can’t resist how happy it makes Sirius. Then, Harry swoops past the Slytherin stands, he finds Regulus and James snuggled in one giant red and gold scarf. They are still in slytherin but the banners have changed to “Go Harry!” and “THATS OUR SON!”. James was such a sap he wanted them to wear couples costumes and as Gryffindor’s previous headboy, he just HAD to wear red and gold. So, Reg was wearing his old quidditch jersey cute gold rings with rubies.

Harry is so proud he pulled one over Regulus. But, more importantly, he can’t stop laughing at the shocked expressions on Malfoy’s and Zabini’s faces!!

#harry potter #hp fic #marauders #marauders era #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #peter pettigrew #sirius black #wolfstar #hp lore #headcanon #quidditch #minerva mcgonagall #molly weasley #draco malfoy #blaise zabini

[theliliesofwatersedge]

*In a meeting with the Potters after a certain Gryffindor party*

McGonagall: *Sliding a photo across the table*

McGonagall: Do you have anything to say for this photo Mister Potter?

The Photograph in question: *Depicting the Gryffindor common room bedded out with empty firewhiskey bottles/Alice, Peter and Sirius passed out on the floor/Remus and Lily sharing a joint/Dorcas and Marlene making out against the wall/Frank, Mary and Pandora dancing and finally James in the centre of the common room with one fist in the air and another swung over Regulus’ should with a beer loosely hanging from his fingers as they kiss*

James: Thats not me.

Mcgonagall: Thats not you?

James: Nope...

#Marauders in their teenage dirtbag era #Effie: Hmm I see #Marauders #McGonagall is not convinced #James Potter #Jegulus #Dorlene #minerva mcgonagall #effie potter #The Potters #Regulus Black #Gryffindor common room parties are wild

[theprongspotter]

Euphemia: *sighs*

McGonagall: They never listen, do they?

Pomfrey, rubbing her temples: It’s exhausting.

Hope: Being a mom is hard.

James, sitting down beside them: Tell me about it.

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #james potter #james fleamont potter #james is the mum friend #euphemia potter #effie potter #hope lupin #minerva mcgonagall #minnie mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #james being james

[isabel-lillah]

one day during dinner someone at the gryffindor table starts (very loudly) telling Marlene that she shouldn't date anyone from slytherin

James, who is getting fed up with this, just rolls his eyes, grabs Marlene's hand and drags her over to the slytherin table

he sets them both between Reg and Dorcas and (even louder) asks the skittles how they're doing

legend has it McGonagall won a bet that night

#marauders #marauders era #james potter #marlene mckinnon #jegulus #dorlene #james x regulus #dorcas x marlene #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #minnie mcgonagall #dorcas meadowes #regulus black #dead gay wizards #starchaser #sunseeker

[stormygrievances]

Sirius: *wears a shirt that says ‘dudes like dick’*

McGonagall: Sirius, you can’t wear that.

Sirius: Why not? You told us to follow our dreams.

James: He’s got you there Minnie.

McGonagall: Ten points from Gryffindor. Go change, Mr. Black.

#james potter #sirius black #jegulus #wolfstar #marauders #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #sirius being sirius #ao3 #fanfic #harry potter #fluff #remus lupin

[macaulaytwins]

I’m fine*

*sooo upset that the marauders didn’t get to witness the beef between Mcgonagall and Umbridge

#they would have ATE THAT UUPPPP #and pranked the SHIT out of umbridge on minnie’s behalf 🥹 #would have been a thing of beauty #marauders #the marauders #marauder era #moony #padfoot #prongs #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #jegulus #minerva mcgonagall #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

[incorrect-marauders]

McGonagall: I am going to need you to swear- Sirius: Fuck. McGonagall: McGonagall: ...swear as in promise.

#harry potter #hp #marauders #sirius black #minerva mcgonagall

[worldofwolfstar]

McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

James: It's kind of complicated, but Sirius-

McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.

#wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #harry potter #sirius black x remus lupin #sirius x remus #hogwarts #love #gay #james potter #lily evans x james potter #lily evans #jily #professor mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall

[toujoursincorrect]

McGonagall: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?

James: Pretty sure we all are.

Lily: I wasn’t.

Marlene: I was.

Remus: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Sirius: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

#minerva mcgonagall #james potter #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #remus lupin #sirius black #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #hp incorrect quotes #mwpp era #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders #marauders fandom

[chasingthestarss]

Sirius: That’s ridiculous, Remus doesn’t have a crush on me!

Peter: Yes he does

James: yes he does

Lily: Yes he does

McGonagall: Yes he does

Remus: Yes I do

#marauders incorrect quotes #marauders era #minnie #minerva mcgonagall #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #lily evans #remus lupin #wolfstar #dead gay wizards #wolfstar incorrect quotes

[something-tragic-and-pretty]

The biggest mistake in Harry Potter history is when J.K. wrote that Sirius didn’t even get a trial before being sent to Azkaban acting as if our queen Minerva McGonagall wouldn’t be pounding at the door of the Ministry to testify for him.

#all the young dudes #james potter #lily potter #peter pettigrew #regulus black #sirius black #sirius orion black #sirius being sirius #the prisoner of azkaban #the marauders #wolfstar #jegulus #jily #regulus black coded #minerva mcgonagall #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #anything for our moony #padfoot #slytherin skittles #marlene mckinnon #crimson rivers #dorcas meadowes #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #our queen Minerva Mcgonagall #honestly #dark remus #remus lupin #lily evans #mary mcdonald

[resident-gay-bitch]

Part 2 of pictures I found on Pinterest that I would draw as the marauders characters if I had any artistic ability at all:

#drawing reference #marauders #jay talks #dead gay wizards #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #regulus black #lily evans #lily potter #harry potter #minerva mcgonagall

[carry-on-my-waiward-child]

#more pinterest stuff for y'all #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders era #marauders #remus lupin #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #sirius black #hp marauders #marauders map #the marauders #minerva mcgonagall #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #hogwarts #james potter #peter pettigrew #wormtail #prongs #padfoot

[theprongspotter]

McGonagall: You’d like to file a report to switch dorms, because Mr Lupin was.. *adjusts glasses* very serious..? Mr Potter, this is not a legitimate reason—

James: No

James: I said he was fucking Sirius.

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #sirius black #sirius orion black #remus lupin #remus john lupin #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #wolfstar #sirius loves remus #remus loves sirius #james potter #james fleamont potter #minerva mcgonagall #minnie #minnie mcgonagall

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

Another normal day at Hogwarts:

Sirius Black passing out ultra dramatically

Sirius Black doing an over dramatic gasp

Sirius Black being an icon

Sirius and Remus eye fucking each other

Remus mouthing: Just wait. I’m gonna fuck you so good

McGonagall shipping them

The whole class seeing it

A few students listening at their door after class, expecting to hear something

And yes they hear things

#Normal days at Hogwarts #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus lupin #minerva mcgonagall #McGonagall shipping wolfstar